10:15 PM 6/21/01
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the week: "I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and
scratch where it itches" -Eleanor Roosevelt
Chuey's Corner:
Vegeta: (asleep at the large desk in the corner as
the door bursts open & Chuquita walks in carrying various
carnival prizes)
Chuquita: (bends down to Vegeta's ear) (whispering) Hey Veggie?
Veggie-chan are you asleep?
Vegeta: (groggy) Uh-huh...
Chuquita: (loudly) GOOD!
Vegeta: AHH! (Bolts up) (Clutching his heart) YOU FOOL WHAT WAS THAT FOR!!!
Chuquita: Sleeping on the job. (drops 3 huge stuffed things on the table) Look what I won!
Vegeta: More crap?
Chuquita: NO! (points to the stuffed orange M&M) This is crispy, (points to bear) This is
Teddy, (points to fish) and this is Kaka-chan!
Vegeta: Whatever...waitaminute, you named one of those things after KAKARROT!
Chuquita: It's a fish, & I kinda associate him w/ fish. You know, he catches them.
Vegeta: (angrily) HOW COME KAKARROT GETS A STUFFED THING NAMED AFTER HIM AND I DON'T!
Chuquita: (lieing) That's because there weren't any stuffed things there as handsome as you.
Vegeta: (blushes lightly) Aww, Chu-chan!
Chuquita: (laughs) JOKING!
Vegeta: (goes SSJ2) HOW DARE YOU TRICK ME! (starts chasing her around the room & throwing
ki blasts @ her)
Chuquita: (still laughing) AHH! HahahahaOUCHahahaha!
Summary: It's Halloween & Veggie & Goku are out trick-or-treating. But now they've accidently
stumbled upon an old mansion belonging to a mad scientist who's secretly been watching the
saiyajin duo. Now he wants to use them in a brand new fusion experiment that could fuse the 2
permanently in his own twisted way. Will Goku and Veggie be able to escape? Will Chi-Chi & Bura
find them in time to save them and stop Dr. Corkscrew's evil, querky plot? Find out!
Ages: Bura-9
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:::AHHHHH!!!!:::
Bura jolted up, " TOUSSAN! " she shouted aloud as everyone else at the table turned to
her.
" What about Toussan? " Mirai asked Bura, who now had a panicy look on her face.
" Toussan's in trouble! " she said.
" What kind of trouble? "
" I don't know, but something just awful is happening to him right now! I know it! " she
said, worried, " He's always so lost without me... What if he's hurt! Or sad and missing me
right now. " Bura sniffled, " I bet he's trapped somewhere, all poor & helpless... "
" VEGETA--_HELPLESS_?! " Kururin spat out his coke, " Yeah right. "
" I think you have your wires crossed Bura. " Yamcha said, " Your Toussan's destroyed
entire planets, and almost destroyed ours too. Heck, he _killed_ about half the people in this
room, including ME! "
Bura stared at Yamcha like he had just sprouted a horn out his nose, " ...hee-hee-hee!
You're funny! Toussan'd never do anything BAD like THAT. He's so nice to me! He braids my hair,
he let's me give him makeovers, he buys me ice cream, he plays dress up with me; Toussan loves
EVERYBODY! " Bura giggled.
Kururin sweatdropped, " Yeah right, sure he does. "
" That's because she never saw Vegeta in the old days. " Piccolo muttered.
Tenshinhan nodded, " Hai, he was EVIL! "
" TOUSSAN IS _NOT_ EVIL! " Bura shouted, leaping onto the table & grabbing Tenshinhan
by the collar, " HE'S MY BEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD AND HE'S THE KINDEST SWEETEST
MOST LOVABLE TOUSSAN IN I EVER MET! "
" Are we talking about the same Vegeta??? "
" By the way, Bulma, " Kururin asked, " Where IS Vegeta? "
" He went trick-or-treating with Goku. " Bulma answered.
" VEGETA went TRICK-OR TREATING with _GOKU_!!! " Kururin exclaimed, " HOW! WHY! "
" I think he's just embarassed of his costume this year and didn't want us to make fun
of him. He's been so sensitive about having to wear that stupid thing... "
Chibi Trunks sat at the table, holding an icepack on his blackeye, " Heh-heh, yeah,
Pop looks hilarious--he didn't have to punch me though. "
" I don't think Toussan looks hilarious at all. " Bura protested, then smiled sweetly,
" I think he makes the cutest lil fairy princess EVER! "
A grin spread across Piccolo's face, " A FAIRY PRINCESS! You mean like the one we saw at
the costume shop with the little pink tutu and the those glittery wings and sparkily pink tights
& that pink crown with the heart-shaped wand!!! Vegeta's wearing THAT right now! "
Bura nodded happily, " He looks so kawaii in it! "
" EEEHAHHAAHAHAHAHhhahahAHHAHahahAHhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaaahHHhahahaHAHAHAHHAHA!!!! "
Piccolo burst into laughter.
Bura scratched her head, " What's so funny?? "
" AHAHAHAHAHAHAH! ONLY YOU COULD GET VEGETA INTO A PINK TUTU AND MAKE HIM WALK AROUND
IN PUBLIC ENJOYING IT! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! " Piccolo laughed.
" Oh-no! "
Everyone turned to Chi-Chi, who was on the phone with a frightened look on her face,
" What do you mean Goku hasn't made it there yet! I thought he was there hours ago! "
" I know, and that's not the half of it. " Muten Roshi said on the other end, " Nearly
8 other countys haven't seen him come by yet. He stopped right in the middle of one of the blocks
and no one's seen him since. "
" Where, where do you think he could be? " Chi-Chi said, worried.
" I'm not sure, but I have a bad feeling about this. "
" Hai, it's not LIKE my Goku to miss out on trick-or-treating. He loves candy, normally
he would have hit 1/3 of the planet by now! " Chi-Chi said.
" Well, who went with him? "
" ... " Chi-Chi thought for a moment, then narrowed her eyes as a huge vein bulged on her
forehead, " VEGETA!!! " she screamed angrily, slamming the phone down on the hook, " THAT
HOTHEADED OUJI! HE'S A BAD INFLUENCE ON MY GOKU AND EVERYONE ELSE! I BET HE'S TRYING TO _KILL_
HIM RIGHT NOW! " she shouted, then grabbed her highly clichéd frying pan & headed for the front
door, " WELL I WON'T LET HIM! NOT IF I GET TO HIM FIRST! " Chi-Chi said, then tripped & fell to
the ground. She looked at her leg, to see Bura holding onto it tightly.
" NO! Don't hurt my Toussan! I LOVE him! Besides, Mr. Goten's Daddy's so much stronger
than him; he's probably the one hurting poor Toussan right now! " Bura cried.
" Well if he is he probably has a good reason! I bet that midget stole all Goku's candy!"
" *GASP* Toussan would never steal ANYTHING from ANYBODY! " Bura exclaimed, shocked.
" Honestly, he's worse than that mooching Namek over there! HOW CAN GOKU POSSIBLY EXPECT
ME TO FEED THE SAME GUY WHO'S TRIED TO DESTORY HIM SEVERAL TIMES! "
" I mooch, therefore I am. " Piccolo chanted, meditating.
" SEE! "
" But Toussan doesn't mooch! He's so sweet & generous to me! "
" HA! Vegeta's been mooching off of Capsule Corp since Yamcha left! "
" HE HAS NOT! "
" You wanna take this outside! "
" You bet I do! I'll show you Mrs. Goten's Mommy that Toussan isn't like that! I'll go
find him & prove that to you! " Bura said angrily.
" FINE! We'll find both of them, and I know very well what we'll find! "
" FINE! "
" FINE! "
Both stomped outside & slammed the door behind them.
" Whoa... " Yamcha said.
Kururin sweatdropped, " Intense! "
" I wonder what REALLY happened to Goku & Vegeta. " Bulma said, " I hope they're okay. "
" They probably stopped to spar or something. " Mirai shrugged.
" I hope you're right... "
Bura & Chi-Chi continued on their way down the block, calling out Goku & Vegeta's names.
" TOUSSAN! COME BACK TOUSSAN! I BROUGHT YOU SOME PEPSI-- "
" --FISH! GOKU! GOKU I HAVE SOME YUMMY FISH FOR YOU! " Chi-Chi called.
" ... "
" They must really be in trouble. Toussan ALWAYS comes when I mention Pepsi! "
" Goku LOVES his fish... "
" What if, what if he's hurt... " Bura gulped.
:::"AHH! B-CHAN SAVE ME!" Vegeta wailed as he hung onto a small branch sticking out of a
large, extremely high cliff, still wearing his costume; below him packs of HUGE bloodthirsty
sharks leaping up, each getting closer & closer to Vegeta than the privious one. Goku stood on
the edge of the cliff, helpless.
" Don't worry little buddy, I'll save you. " he said, reaching out to Vegeta, who went
to grab Goku's arm, then slipped & plummeted into the water. His eyes widened as the sharks
encircled him, tears welling up in his eyes.
" B-CHAAAAAAN!!!! ":::
" NO! " Bura shouted aloud, her eyes watery, " HOLD ON TOUSSAN! " she cried, tears
streamind down her cheeks as she ran down the road faster, into the woods.
" HEY! WAITUP! " Chi-Chi said, running after her, then paused as she heard a familiar
scream. She turned around.
" AHHHHHH!!! "
" GOKU! " she yelped.
:::" CHI-CHI! GOHAN!! " Goku screamed in agony as an unusually evil-looking Vegeta
continued to beat him into the ground, " I can't...beat him! " he said, then grabbed Vegeta's
leg as the ouji tried to push his foot through Goku's chest.
" MUHAHAHA! Very funny Kakarrot! Your mate and spawn can't help you NOW! " he laughed
maniacly, " Say goodbye BAKA! " he said as Goku lost his grip on Vegeta's foot, which smashed
through his rib-cage.
" AUUUUGGH!!!! "::::
" I'M COMING GOKU!!! " Chi-Chi said running in the same direction as Bura, who stopped
in her tracks. Chi-Chi looked down at the small girl, then upwards to see a gigantic, dark
castle standing before them.
" AHHH!!!! "
" AHHH!!!! "
" It's them! " Chi-Chi gasped.
" It's s-scary.... " Bura shivered as Chi-Chi picked her up.
" That doesn't matter! What matters is something horrible is happening to them in there
& WE have to save them! Right! "
Bura smiled, " RIGHT! "
" Then let's go! "
" I'm having a nightmare! A horrible horrible nightmare! " Vegeta cried, then pinched
himself, " Come on Vegeta, wakeup! Wakeup you're having another one of those scary Kakarrot
dreams! " he said, trying to keep from going into hysterics.
" I don't think your dreaming Vedge. " Goku said, looking downward at himself, or
rather, themself, " Look, " he said, pointing downward. They had been fused about halfway, Goku
still had the left side of his body, Vegeta the right. Goku noticed their boxes; which were now,
at the middle, purple. It looked like a transistion of the red to the blue side, " It looks
like I didn't save us after all, huh. "
" You mean, we're really stuck? " Vegeta said, frighened.
" I dunno, that Doctor guy said it was permanent; but since we never finished, maybe
it's only temporary, like when we used those fusion earings we got from the other dimension. "
" ... "
" I wonder what our point of fusion is anyway. "
" What?? " Vegeta looked at him oddly.
" You know, he said that we had a lotta points of fusion...I wonder... " Goku said he
slightly lifted the boxers as both saiyajins peeked underneath & shrieked at the top of their
lungs. Goku quickly snapped the boxers back down.
" DON'T YOU _EVER_ DO THAT AGAIN!!! " Vegeta yelped, shaking nervously.
" NEVER NEVER NEVER! " Goku said, shivering in the same way.
" Is it on my side or yours? " Goku said, regaining compoure.
" We'll find out when when I have to go to the bathroom. " Vegeta said, still shaking.
" You mean WE. Don'tcha? " Goku turned to him.
" "WE"!!!! "
" Well, we are a "we" now, right. I'm not JUST Goku anymore. And you're not JUST Vegeta.
We're kinda half of each. " he explained, " In fact, I can't even feel two ki's in here anymore.
We're sharing the same ki. "
" WHAT!!! " Vegeta said, fear surging through him, " I CAN'T _SHARE_ MY KI WITH YOU!
IN FACT, I WON'T SHARE ANYTHING WITH YOU!!! "
" Silly lil buddy, you're just in denial because you're afraid of being fused like this
forever, especially since you feel so insecure about the fact that you don't think you can
measure up to me and think you're being punished for something horrible you did to me. "
" How did you... " Vegeta's eyes widened.
" Our brains must be linked now somehow. I was just reading your mind. Cool huh! " Goku
grinned, " Quick! Veggie, tell me what I'm thinking about! "
::chicken...:: Vegeta felt a thought that didn't belong to him instantly enter his mind.
" Chicken??? " he said to Goku, confused.
" YEAH! WOW! HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT! "
" ... " Vegeta stared at him, " AHH! "
" Hey, it might not be that bad being fused like this. We'll never need another
halloween costume again! You know, like they say, two heads are better than one, right? " he
said cheerfully.
" NO IT'S NOT!!! "
" Oh, hey, I know this one too! " Goku said, pointing to his head, " You're recalling
all those horrible childhood tramas you had about how Freezer took you away from your Mommy &
Daddy who you loved so much and used you to test out his new devices on. Like this one where he
used this pointy machine that would test ki that he would stick up your butt and it scared the
bejebbers outta you cuz you were only 5 years old and afraid your parents would never come back
for you so you cried & cried and developed that hard exterior of yours to keep in the pain and
now your afraid that pain might come out again because you're now fused to the one person you
feel inferior too; me! "
" ..." Vegeta's jaw dropped to the ground. He swallowed, then narrowed his eyes at Goku,
" YOU KEEP OUT OF MY HEAD KAKARROT!!! "
" You mean, one of OUR heads, right lil buddy! " he grinned widely.
" THIS IS _MY_ HEAD BAKA! EVERYTHING PAST THIS LINE IS MINE!!! " Vegeta yelled, running
his finger across their middle, then stopped, " What am I saying! "
" Oh don't worry little buddy, I'm sure there's SOME way to unfuse us. Until then, we
should make the best of it. "
" MAKE THE BEST OF IT!!! KAKARROT! TAKE A LOOK AROUND YOU! WE'RE NOW OFFICALLY SOME KIND
OF FUSED FREAK, WE'RE TRAPPED IN A CAGE IN A MAD SCIENTIST LAB MILES AWAY FROM HOME, NOBODY
KNOWS WE'RE EVEN MISSING, AND I'LL NEVER SEE B-CHAN AGAIN! WHAT IS SO BLASTED "GOOD" ABOUT
THIS!!!! " he screamed at the top of his lungs.
::Well, we can read each other's minds, that's pretty cool::
" What?! " he said, staring at Goku, who hadn't said anything.
Goku smiled, ::I said, we can read each other's minds. In fact, I bet we can search
each other's memories & stuff like I did to you a couple minutes ago::
" STOP THAT!!! " Vegeta shouted, scared.
::You don't think I'm taking this seriously enough, do you Vegeta??::
::NO I _DON'T_ THINK YOU'RE TAKING THIS--:: " CUT THAT OUT!!! "
" Sorry. "
" And how are my "babies" doing, hmm? "
Goku & Vegeta turned to the door to see Dr. Corkscrew, who was still covered in soot.
" I hope you boys are happy, you nearly destroyed my machine. " he smirked, " But don't
worry, soon old Dr. Corkscrew will make it all better. " he said, bending down to their cage.
" YOU CHANGE US BACK RIGHT NOW!!! " Vegeta screamed.
" I can't do that to you Vegeta. I've come too far; you've come too far; for me to give
up on you now. " Dr. Corkscrew snickered, " My ultimate senshi, my unbeatable warrior, my
MASTERPIECE. " he said in a hushed voice, an evil smile on his face.
Goku glanced at Vegeta, who was wearing a look of pure horror. Goku stared at him, hurt,
then narrowed his eyes at Corkscrew.
" Listen you, we're not gonna let you do this! As soon as we get outta here we're gonna
teach you a lesson!!! " Goku shouted at Corkscrew; Vegeta gave Goku a small smile.
" I'm afraid I already have. " Dr. Corkscrew said, " You see, Go--Ve--, boys, while I
was unable to fully finish your fusion, that doesn't mean that you've stopped fusing. You are
unaware that you are still fusing. Your DNA is very slowly merging with each other's. But this
poses a problem for me. "
" A PROBLEM FOR YOU!!! " Vegeta screamed.
" Yes, you see, I don't know what the end result will be if I let this continue. I have
my own plans for your fused form. That's why I need to repair my machine, so I can fuse you how
I want, the way I want! "
" I AM NOT A PIECE OF EQUIPMENT! I AM THE SAIYAJIN NO OUJI!!! " Vegeta said angrily.
" I'm going to have to remove that little egotistical gene of yours, " he smiled, putting
his hand on Vegeta's chin, " It COULD pose a danger once you have been fully fused. " Corkscrew
said, then got a surprised look as he felt something wet fall on his hand. He glanced up to see
a small stream of tears dripping down Vegeta's cheeks.
" DON'T YOU SCARE MY LITTLE BUDDY LIKE THAT!! " Goku yelled at the doctor, " He's very
emotional about this whole thing. "
" I AM _NOT_!!! " Vegeta said to Goku, who wasn't paying attention.
" WELL TOUGH NUGGETS! I COULD CARE LESS! " Dr. Corkscrew said, crossing his arms.
" OH YEAH! " Goku said, then went SSJ3.
" Ka--Kakarrot?? " Vegeta said, tapping Goku on the shoulder.
" WHAT! " Goku turned to Vegeta, then gasped to see he was also now in SSJ3, " Whoa..
when did you reach level 3! "
" I didn't reach it... " Vegeta said, his voice shakey, " I didn't even power up. "
Goku's eyes widened, " EXACTLY HOW FUSED ARE WE!!! "
The doctor got up & grinned, " You can not begin to conseive how "together" you are. "
" MAS-TER! MAS-TER! " JiJi cried, running into the room, " There are peoples outside
asking me questions I do not know! "
" People outside...WHO! " he demanded.
" I do not know. A scary la-dee with a big fer-rying pan and a lit-tle blue-hairred
gurl. " JiJi replied.
Vegeta jolted to attention, " LITTLE B-CHAN! "
Goku gasped, " CHI-CHI! "
" Little B-chan's come to rescue me! " Vegeta said excitedly.
" Chi-Chi's come to feed me! " Goku said dreamily, " I bet she brought some _FISH_ with
her too... "
Dr Corkscrew ran over to a small screen on the wall & turned it on, then pressed several
buttons until he reached the camera that gave him view of Chi-Chi & Bura, who were still standing
outside the frontdoor, " DARNITALL! " he said, pounding his fist on the wall, " I'll have to
go deal with them now. " he huffed, " Now JiJi, I want you to guard those two while I take
care of their "friends", got it? "
" Oh-kay Docctorr, " JiJi said, then turned to Goku & Vegeta, " We'll have lots of fun
you and me. " he said, petting Vegeta's hair, " LOTS of fun with silly lit-tle Veggie-chan. "
" Ka, Ka, KAKARROT!! " Vegeta said, panicy, " SAY SOMETHING! "
Goku smiled at JiJi, " What kinda fun? "
Vegeta sweatdropped.
" Oh Toussan... " Bura sniffled, " What's that horrible man doing to you in there? "
" Hello there. " Dr. Corkscrew said happily, opening the door to find a sobbing Bura &
an enraged Chi-Chi.
" YOU! " Chi-Chi screamed at the top of her lungs, " WHERE'S MY GOKU!!! " she said,
holding her frying pan above her head.
Dr. Corkscrew swallowed hard, " Umm, I'm afraid you're mistaken Miss-- "
" MRS!!! "
" Err, Mrs, there isn't anyone named Goku here. " he lied
" THAT'S NOT WHAT THE BIG GUY SAID!!! "
Corkscrew bit his lip, ::JIJI! Why did he have to tell them that!:: " Why don't you
ladies come in and I'll show you around, hmm? "
" Goku better by oh-kay or else YOU are going to find yourself 6ft under buddy! " Chi-Chi
said angrily.
" Yeah! " Bura said, wiping the tears from her eyes, " Same goes for my Toussan! " she
said as they followed the doctor inside.
" Now you girls just sit here. " Dr. Corkscrew instructed as he motioned Chi-Chi & Bura
over to the couch he had had Goku & Vegeta on eariler, " I'll go see if I can find them. " he
nodded, then left through one of the doors.
" How RUDE! " Chi-Chi crossed her arms as Bura looked around, then noticed something on
the couch & picked it up.
" Toussan's fairy wand! " she exclaimed, picking up the object, " I knew it! He is in
here somewhere. " Bura said nervously, then took a tuft of black hair off the edge of the wand &
felt it, " Hair... " she said, rubbing it against her cheek, " Soft, black...TOUSSAN HAIR!!! "
Bura shrieked.
Chi-Chi leaned over the side of the couch, her eyes widened as they fell upon a familiar
pillow case, " That looks like one of mine from home. " she said, holding it up. Chi-Chi peeked
inside to see masses of halloween candy, " It is mine. This is Goku's candy! They're both here. "
" I bet that scary old man's hurting them right now! " Bura turned to Chi-Chi.
" Well, I don't know about you, but _I_ am NOT going to sit around here while that jerk
does who-knows-what to my husband! COME ON BURA! WE'RE GOING AFTER HIM! " she said, getting up
& stomping towards the door Corkscrew had left in.
Bura cuddled the wand & hair softly, then, grasping it tightly, ran after Chi-Chi, " Mrs.
Goten's Mommy wait for me!! "
" Oh dear... " Dr. Corkscrew said nervously as he paced about the hall filled with cages,
inculding the one Goku & Vegeta were in, " What am I going to do! "
" You have such pre-ti-ful hair Veggie-chan. " JiJi smiled as he continued to brush the
still frightened Vegeta's hair.
" STOP THAT! " Vegeta screamed, then yelped as JiJi smacked him on the head with the
brush, then continued to carefully stroke the brush through Vegeta's hair again.
" How about you just let them come in to see us? " Goku said to Corkscrew, who paused for
a moment.
" Why, that would be suiside Goku. That wife of yours seems to be at the breaking point
of knocking my block off. " he chuckled, " And she hasn't even seen what I've done to you yet. "
" Oh..good point. Chi-Chi does sorta overeact sometimes. " Goku nodded, " How about this,
if you un-fuse me & Veggie, I PROMISE I won't let Chi-Chi anywhere near you. "
" Well...WAITAMINUTE! YOU'RE TRYING TO TRICK ME INTO FISSURING YOU AREN'T YOU!!! " he
said, pointing at Goku's half.
" "Fissuring"?? "
" Yes! When something is fissured, it is split apart. The exact opposite of fusing. "
the doctor explained.
::Can he do that?:: Vegeta thought.
::I hope he can:: a voice in his head answered back as Vegeta glanced to right to see
Goku smiling at him.
::I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO STOP THAT!::
::Hee-hee-hee, I don't have to do anything you tell me::
::YES YOU DO! I AM THE SAIYAJIN NO OUJI AND YOU ARE MY PEASANT!::
::*smirk* May I remind you that you are now PART of this "peasant"::
::*shiver*::
" Umm, Mister, DO you know how to split us apart? " Goku asked, " I mean, if you
wanted to? "
" Well-- " Dr. Corkscrew began, then paused as a loud crash was heard behind him.
He turned around to see the door now slammed onto the floor and an infuriated Chi-Chi standing
ontop of it, along with Bura who was hiding behind her.
" AHA! NOW I'VE FOUND YOU! " Chi-Chi said.
" CHI-CHI! " Goku squealed happily, then felt a blanket being thrown over him.
" *SHH* What the heck is wrong with you Bakarrot! We can't have your crazy mate
seeing us like this! " Vegeta hissed.
Goku giggled, " Aww Veggie-head, I never knew you cared. Hee-hee-hee. "
" I MEAN ABOUT THE FUSION THING YOU NUMBSKULL! " he growled.
" Oh yeah, that. "
" Oh yeah, that. " Vegeta mimiced, " HOW FAST DO YOU FORGET THINGS ANYWAY! "
::I dunno, how fast DO I forget things::
" FAST ENOUGH! "
" ...that wasn't a very funny joke at all. "
" IT WASN'T A JOKE TO BEGIN WITH!!! " Vegeta screamed.
" TOUSSAN! " Bura shouted joyfully, " I HEARD TOUSSAN! "
" B-chan's here! " Vegeta said excitedly, grinning ear-to-ear, " Little B-chan came to
save me and take me far away from you bakas! HERE I AM LITTLE B-CHAN!! " he cooed, then
felt his head slam against the floor of the cage.
" VEGETA! You just said-- "
" I was talking about your mate, *widdle B-chan's* another story! " Vegeta snapped
at Goku, " Yoo-hoo, sweet widdle B-chan! I'm in here sweety! "
" Toussan! " Bura ran over to the cage to see a large blanket covering two lumps,
" Toussan are you under there? "
Vegeta stuck his head out from under the blanket, " Hi B-chan! " he waved.
Bura turned to Dr. Corkscrew, " YOU MEANIE! You locked poor Toussan up in one of
your nasty moldy rotten cages! You should be ashamed of yourself! " she said, waving her
finger at him, scolding him, " You should know better how Toussan's afraid of being locked up
in cages! It scares him so much it's not even funny and he starts crying and wetting himself
and--"
" --Heh-heh, that's enough B-chan. " Vegeta interupted her, turning red in the face.
" If Vegeta's in there, then WHERE'S GOKU! " Chi-Chi said.
" HERE! " Goku poked his head & arm out from under the blanket as well.
" GOKU! " Chi-Chi said happily, kissing him on the cheek, " Oh Goku I was so afraid
something terrible had happened to you. I couldn't bear losing you for a third time! " she cried,
" I mean the first time was tramatic and the second time was heartbreaking but a THIRD time!
You shouldn't overdo it. "
" Yeah, well. " Goku blushed.
" There's hardly any room in there. How did he ever manage to fit you AND Vegeta
into that small cage! " Chi-Chi said, shocked.
Dr. Corkscrew sweatdropped, " Well it, err, it wasn't easy lemmie tell you that. "
" Well, I'm glad this is over & done with. " Chi-Chi nodded serenely, " NOW LET MY
HUSBAND OUT OF THERE BEFORE I KNOCK YOUR HEAD OFF AND SHOVE _YOU_ IN A CAGE YOU
PERVERTED OLD COOT! " she yelled angrily.
" We--we--well, if you insist. " the doctor said nervously as he grabbed his keys &
unlocked the cage containing Goku & Vegeta.
" That's odd. " Bura said, staring at some of the creatures in the other cages, " All
these poor animals look like they've been cut in half & glued back together, only with another
animal's body. " she said, disqusted as she stared at a cat who's backhalf belonged to some
type of large bird.
" Heh-heh, they're not cut up, they're fused together that way. " Dr. Corkscrew said
quickly to Bura, " Please don't stare at them, they don't like it very much. "
" I'll say, they look so sad. " Bura sniffled at the Cat-Bird, which was in a strange
kind of turmoil. It's back half trying to fly about the cage while it's front half tried
desprately to keep its claws glued to the ground, " That's just plain WRONG! "
" Why it's not wrong at all my dear, it's SCIENCE! " Corkscrew corrected her as he
opened Goku & Vegeta's cage door. The two saiyajins glanced at each other uneasily, then
got out of the cage, holding the blanket in front of them.
" Goku take that ridiculous blanket off of you! It's covered in dirt! " Chi-Chi said as
Goku gulped.
" Oh-kay, but first I want to explain something--.
" Uh-huh. " Chi-Chi crossed her arms.
" --and I'm not sure how you'll handle this--. "
" Uh-huh. "
" --so I want you to keep an open mind about it-- "
" Uh-huh. "
" --and that I tried to save us but that doctor guy got us strapped down to the thing
and I fainted and so did Veggie and-- "
" GET TO THE POINT GOKU! "
" Promise you won't scream? " he said in a small voice.
" Ugh! Fine, I promise I won't "scream". " Chi-Chi said in a mundane voice.
" Oh-kay, here goes. " Goku said as he & Vegeta dropped the blanket to the floor.
" ... "
" You're not, mad, are you? " he said nervously as Chi-Chi stared at them, her jaw
dropped to the floor, " That doctor man was trying to fuse us and he kinda, well, he goofed. "
" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! " Chi-Chi screamed in utter
& complete shock, then collapsed to the floor, unconsious.
" Well, I think she took that rather well, don't you? " Goku said to Vegeta.
" THAT was "WELL"?? " he shouted.
" Toussan! "
The duo turned their attention to Bura, who was staring up at the two, holding her
clasped hands infront of her mouth, a frightened look on her face.
" Don't just stare at her baka! Say something! " Vegeta exclaimed as Goku bent down to
Bura's height, taking Vegeta with him.
" Umm, hi Bura. " Goku smiled at Bura, who took two steps back, " It's oh-kay, I, err,
WE won't hurt you. "
Bura shook her head left & right wildly, a spark of fear in her eyes. She glanced about
at all the other cages containing various, helpless fused animals, then back at Goku & Vegeta.
She slowly crept back up to them & put her hand on Vegeta's cheek.
" B-chan? " he said softly in a quiet voice, " Why are you scared little B-chan, it's
me, Toussan. I love you. "
She jumped back, her eyes glazing over, " You're not my Toussan! " she said in a shaky
voice, " YOU'RE NOT TOUSSAN! " Bura cried, then in a panic ran into through the first open door,
into the lab.
" B-CHAN COME BACK! " Vegeta screamed in a worried tone, " B-CHAN PLEASE DON'T GO IN
THERE! " he called out, then took one step forward & stopped. He looked at Goku angrily.
" We both have to alternate Vedge, we're not getting anywhere unless we work together,
and that means I take a step & then you take a step. " Goku explained.
" I am NOT working with YOU Kakarrot. " he huffed. Goku looked nervously at the door
that Bura had just left through. He felt something snap & jolted up. Goku glared at Vegeta.
" YOU HAVE NO CHOICE NOW MOVE! " he yelled at Vegeta in a tone only the ouji himself used
. He gulped, then took another step.
" You...you YELLED at me... " Vegeta whimpered, " You NEVER yell at me... "
Goku's expression softened, " I'm sorry little buddy. I didn't mean to. In fact, I'm
not even sure where that came from. "
" That's oh-kay big buddy, it's not your fault. " Vegeta answered cheerfully, then
stopped. He & Goku stared at each other, their eyes wide.
" ... "
" ... "
" AHH! "
" AHH! "
" This is worse than I thought! " Vegeta gulped, ::We're mimicing some of each others
personality traits!::
::I'll say!:: Goku thought.
" EEK! "
" B-CHAN! " Vegeta said, " HURRY! " he said to Goku as they ran into the lab, which was
now crowded with smoke, " B-CHAN!! B-CHAN ARE YOU ALRIGHT! WHAT HAPPENED! " he said as they
continued to clear away the smoke.
Goku's eyes widened as he noticed the small girl in the corner, coughing, " Bura! "
he said as they ran over to her, " Bura are you oh-kay? "
" Uh-huh. " Bura nodded, staring at the machine in front of her, " But I think I did a
bad thing. " she said in a small voice as she pointed at the machine.
Goku looked upward, " Oh no... "
" WHAT! " Vegeta said, turning to Goku, then looked up in the same direction, " Yes
Kakarrot, that's the stupid machine that psycho used to fuse us. POINT?! "
" Bura blew it's top off. "
" HUH?! " Vegeta said, shocked.
" MY MACHINE! YOU DESTROYED IT! " Dr. Corkscrew exclaimed from behind them.
" So! " Vegeta snapped at him, " B-chan did a good thing. " he cooed, patting Bura on the
head, " Now you can't fuse ANYONE else. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! "
The doctor smirked, " You are correct Vegeta, but I'm afraid for you that this machine
is also the only one in existance that can DEfuse any of my previous "botched" experiments. "
he cackled as Vegeta turned pale.
" You mean, we're stuck like this, forever?! " Goku gasped.
Vegeta stared at the machine, which suddenly burst into flames.
" Yes, yes you are. " the doctor folded his arms as Vegeta felt his eyes well up w/ tears
. He looked at Goku.
" Forever? " Vegeta squeaked out as Goku grinned at him.
" Don't worry little buddy, " he said happily, " It might be fun! "
" No.... " he said in a shaky voice, " No no NOOOOO... "
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8:15 PM 6/27/01
Chuquita: And so ends part 2!
Vegeta: You left Kakarrot and I fused like that FOREVER!
Chuquita: Oh don't get your spandex in a knot. You won't be fused forever.
Vegeta: YOU LEAVE MY SPANDEX OUT OF THIS!
Chuquita: Sheesh, you're so sensitive about this whole "Kakarrot" thing
aren't you.
Vegeta: I am NOT sensitive about ANYTHING having to do with BAKArrot!
Chuquita: (comforting) Aww, it's okay Veggie, I know how much you envy him.
But don't worry, you're still special in you're own, err, unique way. (hugs him)
Vegeta: (sniffles) (hopeful) Really?...WAITAMINUTE! THAT WAS AN INSULT! YOU WERE MAKING FUN
OF ME!
Chuquita: 'course I was, you didn't really think I was going to comfort the guy who was
blasting my buns off @ the beginning of the fic do you!
Vegeta: GRR! (grabs her by the neck & begins to choke her)
Chuquita: Ack! (pushes his hands away & tackles him) (to audiance) Until next time
readers, when we'll have the final chapter of "It Takes 2 to Tango"-I'll have a new
co-host, and Veggie gets a chance to cool down, (gets whacked in the back of the head by
Vegeta) OWW! (mumbles, aggrivated) In a strait-jacket...
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the week: "I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and
scratch where it itches" -Eleanor Roosevelt
Chuey's Corner:
Vegeta: (asleep at the large desk in the corner as
the door bursts open & Chuquita walks in carrying various
carnival prizes)
Chuquita: (bends down to Vegeta's ear) (whispering) Hey Veggie?
Veggie-chan are you asleep?
Vegeta: (groggy) Uh-huh...
Chuquita: (loudly) GOOD!
Vegeta: AHH! (Bolts up) (Clutching his heart) YOU FOOL WHAT WAS THAT FOR!!!
Chuquita: Sleeping on the job. (drops 3 huge stuffed things on the table) Look what I won!
Vegeta: More crap?
Chuquita: NO! (points to the stuffed orange M&M) This is crispy, (points to bear) This is
Teddy, (points to fish) and this is Kaka-chan!
Vegeta: Whatever...waitaminute, you named one of those things after KAKARROT!
Chuquita: It's a fish, & I kinda associate him w/ fish. You know, he catches them.
Vegeta: (angrily) HOW COME KAKARROT GETS A STUFFED THING NAMED AFTER HIM AND I DON'T!
Chuquita: (lieing) That's because there weren't any stuffed things there as handsome as you.
Vegeta: (blushes lightly) Aww, Chu-chan!
Chuquita: (laughs) JOKING!
Vegeta: (goes SSJ2) HOW DARE YOU TRICK ME! (starts chasing her around the room & throwing
ki blasts @ her)
Chuquita: (still laughing) AHH! HahahahaOUCHahahaha!
Summary: It's Halloween & Veggie & Goku are out trick-or-treating. But now they've accidently
stumbled upon an old mansion belonging to a mad scientist who's secretly been watching the
saiyajin duo. Now he wants to use them in a brand new fusion experiment that could fuse the 2
permanently in his own twisted way. Will Goku and Veggie be able to escape? Will Chi-Chi & Bura
find them in time to save them and stop Dr. Corkscrew's evil, querky plot? Find out!
Ages: Bura-9
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:::AHHHHH!!!!:::
Bura jolted up, " TOUSSAN! " she shouted aloud as everyone else at the table turned to
her.
" What about Toussan? " Mirai asked Bura, who now had a panicy look on her face.
" Toussan's in trouble! " she said.
" What kind of trouble? "
" I don't know, but something just awful is happening to him right now! I know it! " she
said, worried, " He's always so lost without me... What if he's hurt! Or sad and missing me
right now. " Bura sniffled, " I bet he's trapped somewhere, all poor & helpless... "
" VEGETA--_HELPLESS_?! " Kururin spat out his coke, " Yeah right. "
" I think you have your wires crossed Bura. " Yamcha said, " Your Toussan's destroyed
entire planets, and almost destroyed ours too. Heck, he _killed_ about half the people in this
room, including ME! "
Bura stared at Yamcha like he had just sprouted a horn out his nose, " ...hee-hee-hee!
You're funny! Toussan'd never do anything BAD like THAT. He's so nice to me! He braids my hair,
he let's me give him makeovers, he buys me ice cream, he plays dress up with me; Toussan loves
EVERYBODY! " Bura giggled.
Kururin sweatdropped, " Yeah right, sure he does. "
" That's because she never saw Vegeta in the old days. " Piccolo muttered.
Tenshinhan nodded, " Hai, he was EVIL! "
" TOUSSAN IS _NOT_ EVIL! " Bura shouted, leaping onto the table & grabbing Tenshinhan
by the collar, " HE'S MY BEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD AND HE'S THE KINDEST SWEETEST
MOST LOVABLE TOUSSAN IN I EVER MET! "
" Are we talking about the same Vegeta??? "
" By the way, Bulma, " Kururin asked, " Where IS Vegeta? "
" He went trick-or-treating with Goku. " Bulma answered.
" VEGETA went TRICK-OR TREATING with _GOKU_!!! " Kururin exclaimed, " HOW! WHY! "
" I think he's just embarassed of his costume this year and didn't want us to make fun
of him. He's been so sensitive about having to wear that stupid thing... "
Chibi Trunks sat at the table, holding an icepack on his blackeye, " Heh-heh, yeah,
Pop looks hilarious--he didn't have to punch me though. "
" I don't think Toussan looks hilarious at all. " Bura protested, then smiled sweetly,
" I think he makes the cutest lil fairy princess EVER! "
A grin spread across Piccolo's face, " A FAIRY PRINCESS! You mean like the one we saw at
the costume shop with the little pink tutu and the those glittery wings and sparkily pink tights
& that pink crown with the heart-shaped wand!!! Vegeta's wearing THAT right now! "
Bura nodded happily, " He looks so kawaii in it! "
" EEEHAHHAAHAHAHAHhhahahAHHAHahahAHhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaaahHHhahahaHAHAHAHHAHA!!!! "
Piccolo burst into laughter.
Bura scratched her head, " What's so funny?? "
" AHAHAHAHAHAHAH! ONLY YOU COULD GET VEGETA INTO A PINK TUTU AND MAKE HIM WALK AROUND
IN PUBLIC ENJOYING IT! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! " Piccolo laughed.
" Oh-no! "
Everyone turned to Chi-Chi, who was on the phone with a frightened look on her face,
" What do you mean Goku hasn't made it there yet! I thought he was there hours ago! "
" I know, and that's not the half of it. " Muten Roshi said on the other end, " Nearly
8 other countys haven't seen him come by yet. He stopped right in the middle of one of the blocks
and no one's seen him since. "
" Where, where do you think he could be? " Chi-Chi said, worried.
" I'm not sure, but I have a bad feeling about this. "
" Hai, it's not LIKE my Goku to miss out on trick-or-treating. He loves candy, normally
he would have hit 1/3 of the planet by now! " Chi-Chi said.
" Well, who went with him? "
" ... " Chi-Chi thought for a moment, then narrowed her eyes as a huge vein bulged on her
forehead, " VEGETA!!! " she screamed angrily, slamming the phone down on the hook, " THAT
HOTHEADED OUJI! HE'S A BAD INFLUENCE ON MY GOKU AND EVERYONE ELSE! I BET HE'S TRYING TO _KILL_
HIM RIGHT NOW! " she shouted, then grabbed her highly clichéd frying pan & headed for the front
door, " WELL I WON'T LET HIM! NOT IF I GET TO HIM FIRST! " Chi-Chi said, then tripped & fell to
the ground. She looked at her leg, to see Bura holding onto it tightly.
" NO! Don't hurt my Toussan! I LOVE him! Besides, Mr. Goten's Daddy's so much stronger
than him; he's probably the one hurting poor Toussan right now! " Bura cried.
" Well if he is he probably has a good reason! I bet that midget stole all Goku's candy!"
" *GASP* Toussan would never steal ANYTHING from ANYBODY! " Bura exclaimed, shocked.
" Honestly, he's worse than that mooching Namek over there! HOW CAN GOKU POSSIBLY EXPECT
ME TO FEED THE SAME GUY WHO'S TRIED TO DESTORY HIM SEVERAL TIMES! "
" I mooch, therefore I am. " Piccolo chanted, meditating.
" SEE! "
" But Toussan doesn't mooch! He's so sweet & generous to me! "
" HA! Vegeta's been mooching off of Capsule Corp since Yamcha left! "
" HE HAS NOT! "
" You wanna take this outside! "
" You bet I do! I'll show you Mrs. Goten's Mommy that Toussan isn't like that! I'll go
find him & prove that to you! " Bura said angrily.
" FINE! We'll find both of them, and I know very well what we'll find! "
" FINE! "
" FINE! "
Both stomped outside & slammed the door behind them.
" Whoa... " Yamcha said.
Kururin sweatdropped, " Intense! "
" I wonder what REALLY happened to Goku & Vegeta. " Bulma said, " I hope they're okay. "
" They probably stopped to spar or something. " Mirai shrugged.
" I hope you're right... "
Bura & Chi-Chi continued on their way down the block, calling out Goku & Vegeta's names.
" TOUSSAN! COME BACK TOUSSAN! I BROUGHT YOU SOME PEPSI-- "
" --FISH! GOKU! GOKU I HAVE SOME YUMMY FISH FOR YOU! " Chi-Chi called.
" ... "
" They must really be in trouble. Toussan ALWAYS comes when I mention Pepsi! "
" Goku LOVES his fish... "
" What if, what if he's hurt... " Bura gulped.
:::"AHH! B-CHAN SAVE ME!" Vegeta wailed as he hung onto a small branch sticking out of a
large, extremely high cliff, still wearing his costume; below him packs of HUGE bloodthirsty
sharks leaping up, each getting closer & closer to Vegeta than the privious one. Goku stood on
the edge of the cliff, helpless.
" Don't worry little buddy, I'll save you. " he said, reaching out to Vegeta, who went
to grab Goku's arm, then slipped & plummeted into the water. His eyes widened as the sharks
encircled him, tears welling up in his eyes.
" B-CHAAAAAAN!!!! ":::
" NO! " Bura shouted aloud, her eyes watery, " HOLD ON TOUSSAN! " she cried, tears
streamind down her cheeks as she ran down the road faster, into the woods.
" HEY! WAITUP! " Chi-Chi said, running after her, then paused as she heard a familiar
scream. She turned around.
" AHHHHHH!!! "
" GOKU! " she yelped.
:::" CHI-CHI! GOHAN!! " Goku screamed in agony as an unusually evil-looking Vegeta
continued to beat him into the ground, " I can't...beat him! " he said, then grabbed Vegeta's
leg as the ouji tried to push his foot through Goku's chest.
" MUHAHAHA! Very funny Kakarrot! Your mate and spawn can't help you NOW! " he laughed
maniacly, " Say goodbye BAKA! " he said as Goku lost his grip on Vegeta's foot, which smashed
through his rib-cage.
" AUUUUGGH!!!! "::::
" I'M COMING GOKU!!! " Chi-Chi said running in the same direction as Bura, who stopped
in her tracks. Chi-Chi looked down at the small girl, then upwards to see a gigantic, dark
castle standing before them.
" AHHH!!!! "
" AHHH!!!! "
" It's them! " Chi-Chi gasped.
" It's s-scary.... " Bura shivered as Chi-Chi picked her up.
" That doesn't matter! What matters is something horrible is happening to them in there
& WE have to save them! Right! "
Bura smiled, " RIGHT! "
" Then let's go! "
" I'm having a nightmare! A horrible horrible nightmare! " Vegeta cried, then pinched
himself, " Come on Vegeta, wakeup! Wakeup you're having another one of those scary Kakarrot
dreams! " he said, trying to keep from going into hysterics.
" I don't think your dreaming Vedge. " Goku said, looking downward at himself, or
rather, themself, " Look, " he said, pointing downward. They had been fused about halfway, Goku
still had the left side of his body, Vegeta the right. Goku noticed their boxes; which were now,
at the middle, purple. It looked like a transistion of the red to the blue side, " It looks
like I didn't save us after all, huh. "
" You mean, we're really stuck? " Vegeta said, frighened.
" I dunno, that Doctor guy said it was permanent; but since we never finished, maybe
it's only temporary, like when we used those fusion earings we got from the other dimension. "
" ... "
" I wonder what our point of fusion is anyway. "
" What?? " Vegeta looked at him oddly.
" You know, he said that we had a lotta points of fusion...I wonder... " Goku said he
slightly lifted the boxers as both saiyajins peeked underneath & shrieked at the top of their
lungs. Goku quickly snapped the boxers back down.
" DON'T YOU _EVER_ DO THAT AGAIN!!! " Vegeta yelped, shaking nervously.
" NEVER NEVER NEVER! " Goku said, shivering in the same way.
" Is it on my side or yours? " Goku said, regaining compoure.
" We'll find out when when I have to go to the bathroom. " Vegeta said, still shaking.
" You mean WE. Don'tcha? " Goku turned to him.
" "WE"!!!! "
" Well, we are a "we" now, right. I'm not JUST Goku anymore. And you're not JUST Vegeta.
We're kinda half of each. " he explained, " In fact, I can't even feel two ki's in here anymore.
We're sharing the same ki. "
" WHAT!!! " Vegeta said, fear surging through him, " I CAN'T _SHARE_ MY KI WITH YOU!
IN FACT, I WON'T SHARE ANYTHING WITH YOU!!! "
" Silly lil buddy, you're just in denial because you're afraid of being fused like this
forever, especially since you feel so insecure about the fact that you don't think you can
measure up to me and think you're being punished for something horrible you did to me. "
" How did you... " Vegeta's eyes widened.
" Our brains must be linked now somehow. I was just reading your mind. Cool huh! " Goku
grinned, " Quick! Veggie, tell me what I'm thinking about! "
::chicken...:: Vegeta felt a thought that didn't belong to him instantly enter his mind.
" Chicken??? " he said to Goku, confused.
" YEAH! WOW! HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT! "
" ... " Vegeta stared at him, " AHH! "
" Hey, it might not be that bad being fused like this. We'll never need another
halloween costume again! You know, like they say, two heads are better than one, right? " he
said cheerfully.
" NO IT'S NOT!!! "
" Oh, hey, I know this one too! " Goku said, pointing to his head, " You're recalling
all those horrible childhood tramas you had about how Freezer took you away from your Mommy &
Daddy who you loved so much and used you to test out his new devices on. Like this one where he
used this pointy machine that would test ki that he would stick up your butt and it scared the
bejebbers outta you cuz you were only 5 years old and afraid your parents would never come back
for you so you cried & cried and developed that hard exterior of yours to keep in the pain and
now your afraid that pain might come out again because you're now fused to the one person you
feel inferior too; me! "
" ..." Vegeta's jaw dropped to the ground. He swallowed, then narrowed his eyes at Goku,
" YOU KEEP OUT OF MY HEAD KAKARROT!!! "
" You mean, one of OUR heads, right lil buddy! " he grinned widely.
" THIS IS _MY_ HEAD BAKA! EVERYTHING PAST THIS LINE IS MINE!!! " Vegeta yelled, running
his finger across their middle, then stopped, " What am I saying! "
" Oh don't worry little buddy, I'm sure there's SOME way to unfuse us. Until then, we
should make the best of it. "
" MAKE THE BEST OF IT!!! KAKARROT! TAKE A LOOK AROUND YOU! WE'RE NOW OFFICALLY SOME KIND
OF FUSED FREAK, WE'RE TRAPPED IN A CAGE IN A MAD SCIENTIST LAB MILES AWAY FROM HOME, NOBODY
KNOWS WE'RE EVEN MISSING, AND I'LL NEVER SEE B-CHAN AGAIN! WHAT IS SO BLASTED "GOOD" ABOUT
THIS!!!! " he screamed at the top of his lungs.
::Well, we can read each other's minds, that's pretty cool::
" What?! " he said, staring at Goku, who hadn't said anything.
Goku smiled, ::I said, we can read each other's minds. In fact, I bet we can search
each other's memories & stuff like I did to you a couple minutes ago::
" STOP THAT!!! " Vegeta shouted, scared.
::You don't think I'm taking this seriously enough, do you Vegeta??::
::NO I _DON'T_ THINK YOU'RE TAKING THIS--:: " CUT THAT OUT!!! "
" Sorry. "
" And how are my "babies" doing, hmm? "
Goku & Vegeta turned to the door to see Dr. Corkscrew, who was still covered in soot.
" I hope you boys are happy, you nearly destroyed my machine. " he smirked, " But don't
worry, soon old Dr. Corkscrew will make it all better. " he said, bending down to their cage.
" YOU CHANGE US BACK RIGHT NOW!!! " Vegeta screamed.
" I can't do that to you Vegeta. I've come too far; you've come too far; for me to give
up on you now. " Dr. Corkscrew snickered, " My ultimate senshi, my unbeatable warrior, my
MASTERPIECE. " he said in a hushed voice, an evil smile on his face.
Goku glanced at Vegeta, who was wearing a look of pure horror. Goku stared at him, hurt,
then narrowed his eyes at Corkscrew.
" Listen you, we're not gonna let you do this! As soon as we get outta here we're gonna
teach you a lesson!!! " Goku shouted at Corkscrew; Vegeta gave Goku a small smile.
" I'm afraid I already have. " Dr. Corkscrew said, " You see, Go--Ve--, boys, while I
was unable to fully finish your fusion, that doesn't mean that you've stopped fusing. You are
unaware that you are still fusing. Your DNA is very slowly merging with each other's. But this
poses a problem for me. "
" A PROBLEM FOR YOU!!! " Vegeta screamed.
" Yes, you see, I don't know what the end result will be if I let this continue. I have
my own plans for your fused form. That's why I need to repair my machine, so I can fuse you how
I want, the way I want! "
" I AM NOT A PIECE OF EQUIPMENT! I AM THE SAIYAJIN NO OUJI!!! " Vegeta said angrily.
" I'm going to have to remove that little egotistical gene of yours, " he smiled, putting
his hand on Vegeta's chin, " It COULD pose a danger once you have been fully fused. " Corkscrew
said, then got a surprised look as he felt something wet fall on his hand. He glanced up to see
a small stream of tears dripping down Vegeta's cheeks.
" DON'T YOU SCARE MY LITTLE BUDDY LIKE THAT!! " Goku yelled at the doctor, " He's very
emotional about this whole thing. "
" I AM _NOT_!!! " Vegeta said to Goku, who wasn't paying attention.
" WELL TOUGH NUGGETS! I COULD CARE LESS! " Dr. Corkscrew said, crossing his arms.
" OH YEAH! " Goku said, then went SSJ3.
" Ka--Kakarrot?? " Vegeta said, tapping Goku on the shoulder.
" WHAT! " Goku turned to Vegeta, then gasped to see he was also now in SSJ3, " Whoa..
when did you reach level 3! "
" I didn't reach it... " Vegeta said, his voice shakey, " I didn't even power up. "
Goku's eyes widened, " EXACTLY HOW FUSED ARE WE!!! "
The doctor got up & grinned, " You can not begin to conseive how "together" you are. "
" MAS-TER! MAS-TER! " JiJi cried, running into the room, " There are peoples outside
asking me questions I do not know! "
" People outside...WHO! " he demanded.
" I do not know. A scary la-dee with a big fer-rying pan and a lit-tle blue-hairred
gurl. " JiJi replied.
Vegeta jolted to attention, " LITTLE B-CHAN! "
Goku gasped, " CHI-CHI! "
" Little B-chan's come to rescue me! " Vegeta said excitedly.
" Chi-Chi's come to feed me! " Goku said dreamily, " I bet she brought some _FISH_ with
her too... "
Dr Corkscrew ran over to a small screen on the wall & turned it on, then pressed several
buttons until he reached the camera that gave him view of Chi-Chi & Bura, who were still standing
outside the frontdoor, " DARNITALL! " he said, pounding his fist on the wall, " I'll have to
go deal with them now. " he huffed, " Now JiJi, I want you to guard those two while I take
care of their "friends", got it? "
" Oh-kay Docctorr, " JiJi said, then turned to Goku & Vegeta, " We'll have lots of fun
you and me. " he said, petting Vegeta's hair, " LOTS of fun with silly lit-tle Veggie-chan. "
" Ka, Ka, KAKARROT!! " Vegeta said, panicy, " SAY SOMETHING! "
Goku smiled at JiJi, " What kinda fun? "
Vegeta sweatdropped.
" Oh Toussan... " Bura sniffled, " What's that horrible man doing to you in there? "
" Hello there. " Dr. Corkscrew said happily, opening the door to find a sobbing Bura &
an enraged Chi-Chi.
" YOU! " Chi-Chi screamed at the top of her lungs, " WHERE'S MY GOKU!!! " she said,
holding her frying pan above her head.
Dr. Corkscrew swallowed hard, " Umm, I'm afraid you're mistaken Miss-- "
" MRS!!! "
" Err, Mrs, there isn't anyone named Goku here. " he lied
" THAT'S NOT WHAT THE BIG GUY SAID!!! "
Corkscrew bit his lip, ::JIJI! Why did he have to tell them that!:: " Why don't you
ladies come in and I'll show you around, hmm? "
" Goku better by oh-kay or else YOU are going to find yourself 6ft under buddy! " Chi-Chi
said angrily.
" Yeah! " Bura said, wiping the tears from her eyes, " Same goes for my Toussan! " she
said as they followed the doctor inside.
" Now you girls just sit here. " Dr. Corkscrew instructed as he motioned Chi-Chi & Bura
over to the couch he had had Goku & Vegeta on eariler, " I'll go see if I can find them. " he
nodded, then left through one of the doors.
" How RUDE! " Chi-Chi crossed her arms as Bura looked around, then noticed something on
the couch & picked it up.
" Toussan's fairy wand! " she exclaimed, picking up the object, " I knew it! He is in
here somewhere. " Bura said nervously, then took a tuft of black hair off the edge of the wand &
felt it, " Hair... " she said, rubbing it against her cheek, " Soft, black...TOUSSAN HAIR!!! "
Bura shrieked.
Chi-Chi leaned over the side of the couch, her eyes widened as they fell upon a familiar
pillow case, " That looks like one of mine from home. " she said, holding it up. Chi-Chi peeked
inside to see masses of halloween candy, " It is mine. This is Goku's candy! They're both here. "
" I bet that scary old man's hurting them right now! " Bura turned to Chi-Chi.
" Well, I don't know about you, but _I_ am NOT going to sit around here while that jerk
does who-knows-what to my husband! COME ON BURA! WE'RE GOING AFTER HIM! " she said, getting up
& stomping towards the door Corkscrew had left in.
Bura cuddled the wand & hair softly, then, grasping it tightly, ran after Chi-Chi, " Mrs.
Goten's Mommy wait for me!! "
" Oh dear... " Dr. Corkscrew said nervously as he paced about the hall filled with cages,
inculding the one Goku & Vegeta were in, " What am I going to do! "
" You have such pre-ti-ful hair Veggie-chan. " JiJi smiled as he continued to brush the
still frightened Vegeta's hair.
" STOP THAT! " Vegeta screamed, then yelped as JiJi smacked him on the head with the
brush, then continued to carefully stroke the brush through Vegeta's hair again.
" How about you just let them come in to see us? " Goku said to Corkscrew, who paused for
a moment.
" Why, that would be suiside Goku. That wife of yours seems to be at the breaking point
of knocking my block off. " he chuckled, " And she hasn't even seen what I've done to you yet. "
" Oh..good point. Chi-Chi does sorta overeact sometimes. " Goku nodded, " How about this,
if you un-fuse me & Veggie, I PROMISE I won't let Chi-Chi anywhere near you. "
" Well...WAITAMINUTE! YOU'RE TRYING TO TRICK ME INTO FISSURING YOU AREN'T YOU!!! " he
said, pointing at Goku's half.
" "Fissuring"?? "
" Yes! When something is fissured, it is split apart. The exact opposite of fusing. "
the doctor explained.
::Can he do that?:: Vegeta thought.
::I hope he can:: a voice in his head answered back as Vegeta glanced to right to see
Goku smiling at him.
::I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO STOP THAT!::
::Hee-hee-hee, I don't have to do anything you tell me::
::YES YOU DO! I AM THE SAIYAJIN NO OUJI AND YOU ARE MY PEASANT!::
::*smirk* May I remind you that you are now PART of this "peasant"::
::*shiver*::
" Umm, Mister, DO you know how to split us apart? " Goku asked, " I mean, if you
wanted to? "
" Well-- " Dr. Corkscrew began, then paused as a loud crash was heard behind him.
He turned around to see the door now slammed onto the floor and an infuriated Chi-Chi standing
ontop of it, along with Bura who was hiding behind her.
" AHA! NOW I'VE FOUND YOU! " Chi-Chi said.
" CHI-CHI! " Goku squealed happily, then felt a blanket being thrown over him.
" *SHH* What the heck is wrong with you Bakarrot! We can't have your crazy mate
seeing us like this! " Vegeta hissed.
Goku giggled, " Aww Veggie-head, I never knew you cared. Hee-hee-hee. "
" I MEAN ABOUT THE FUSION THING YOU NUMBSKULL! " he growled.
" Oh yeah, that. "
" Oh yeah, that. " Vegeta mimiced, " HOW FAST DO YOU FORGET THINGS ANYWAY! "
::I dunno, how fast DO I forget things::
" FAST ENOUGH! "
" ...that wasn't a very funny joke at all. "
" IT WASN'T A JOKE TO BEGIN WITH!!! " Vegeta screamed.
" TOUSSAN! " Bura shouted joyfully, " I HEARD TOUSSAN! "
" B-chan's here! " Vegeta said excitedly, grinning ear-to-ear, " Little B-chan came to
save me and take me far away from you bakas! HERE I AM LITTLE B-CHAN!! " he cooed, then
felt his head slam against the floor of the cage.
" VEGETA! You just said-- "
" I was talking about your mate, *widdle B-chan's* another story! " Vegeta snapped
at Goku, " Yoo-hoo, sweet widdle B-chan! I'm in here sweety! "
" Toussan! " Bura ran over to the cage to see a large blanket covering two lumps,
" Toussan are you under there? "
Vegeta stuck his head out from under the blanket, " Hi B-chan! " he waved.
Bura turned to Dr. Corkscrew, " YOU MEANIE! You locked poor Toussan up in one of
your nasty moldy rotten cages! You should be ashamed of yourself! " she said, waving her
finger at him, scolding him, " You should know better how Toussan's afraid of being locked up
in cages! It scares him so much it's not even funny and he starts crying and wetting himself
and--"
" --Heh-heh, that's enough B-chan. " Vegeta interupted her, turning red in the face.
" If Vegeta's in there, then WHERE'S GOKU! " Chi-Chi said.
" HERE! " Goku poked his head & arm out from under the blanket as well.
" GOKU! " Chi-Chi said happily, kissing him on the cheek, " Oh Goku I was so afraid
something terrible had happened to you. I couldn't bear losing you for a third time! " she cried,
" I mean the first time was tramatic and the second time was heartbreaking but a THIRD time!
You shouldn't overdo it. "
" Yeah, well. " Goku blushed.
" There's hardly any room in there. How did he ever manage to fit you AND Vegeta
into that small cage! " Chi-Chi said, shocked.
Dr. Corkscrew sweatdropped, " Well it, err, it wasn't easy lemmie tell you that. "
" Well, I'm glad this is over & done with. " Chi-Chi nodded serenely, " NOW LET MY
HUSBAND OUT OF THERE BEFORE I KNOCK YOUR HEAD OFF AND SHOVE _YOU_ IN A CAGE YOU
PERVERTED OLD COOT! " she yelled angrily.
" We--we--well, if you insist. " the doctor said nervously as he grabbed his keys &
unlocked the cage containing Goku & Vegeta.
" That's odd. " Bura said, staring at some of the creatures in the other cages, " All
these poor animals look like they've been cut in half & glued back together, only with another
animal's body. " she said, disqusted as she stared at a cat who's backhalf belonged to some
type of large bird.
" Heh-heh, they're not cut up, they're fused together that way. " Dr. Corkscrew said
quickly to Bura, " Please don't stare at them, they don't like it very much. "
" I'll say, they look so sad. " Bura sniffled at the Cat-Bird, which was in a strange
kind of turmoil. It's back half trying to fly about the cage while it's front half tried
desprately to keep its claws glued to the ground, " That's just plain WRONG! "
" Why it's not wrong at all my dear, it's SCIENCE! " Corkscrew corrected her as he
opened Goku & Vegeta's cage door. The two saiyajins glanced at each other uneasily, then
got out of the cage, holding the blanket in front of them.
" Goku take that ridiculous blanket off of you! It's covered in dirt! " Chi-Chi said as
Goku gulped.
" Oh-kay, but first I want to explain something--.
" Uh-huh. " Chi-Chi crossed her arms.
" --and I'm not sure how you'll handle this--. "
" Uh-huh. "
" --so I want you to keep an open mind about it-- "
" Uh-huh. "
" --and that I tried to save us but that doctor guy got us strapped down to the thing
and I fainted and so did Veggie and-- "
" GET TO THE POINT GOKU! "
" Promise you won't scream? " he said in a small voice.
" Ugh! Fine, I promise I won't "scream". " Chi-Chi said in a mundane voice.
" Oh-kay, here goes. " Goku said as he & Vegeta dropped the blanket to the floor.
" ... "
" You're not, mad, are you? " he said nervously as Chi-Chi stared at them, her jaw
dropped to the floor, " That doctor man was trying to fuse us and he kinda, well, he goofed. "
" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! " Chi-Chi screamed in utter
& complete shock, then collapsed to the floor, unconsious.
" Well, I think she took that rather well, don't you? " Goku said to Vegeta.
" THAT was "WELL"?? " he shouted.
" Toussan! "
The duo turned their attention to Bura, who was staring up at the two, holding her
clasped hands infront of her mouth, a frightened look on her face.
" Don't just stare at her baka! Say something! " Vegeta exclaimed as Goku bent down to
Bura's height, taking Vegeta with him.
" Umm, hi Bura. " Goku smiled at Bura, who took two steps back, " It's oh-kay, I, err,
WE won't hurt you. "
Bura shook her head left & right wildly, a spark of fear in her eyes. She glanced about
at all the other cages containing various, helpless fused animals, then back at Goku & Vegeta.
She slowly crept back up to them & put her hand on Vegeta's cheek.
" B-chan? " he said softly in a quiet voice, " Why are you scared little B-chan, it's
me, Toussan. I love you. "
She jumped back, her eyes glazing over, " You're not my Toussan! " she said in a shaky
voice, " YOU'RE NOT TOUSSAN! " Bura cried, then in a panic ran into through the first open door,
into the lab.
" B-CHAN COME BACK! " Vegeta screamed in a worried tone, " B-CHAN PLEASE DON'T GO IN
THERE! " he called out, then took one step forward & stopped. He looked at Goku angrily.
" We both have to alternate Vedge, we're not getting anywhere unless we work together,
and that means I take a step & then you take a step. " Goku explained.
" I am NOT working with YOU Kakarrot. " he huffed. Goku looked nervously at the door
that Bura had just left through. He felt something snap & jolted up. Goku glared at Vegeta.
" YOU HAVE NO CHOICE NOW MOVE! " he yelled at Vegeta in a tone only the ouji himself used
. He gulped, then took another step.
" You...you YELLED at me... " Vegeta whimpered, " You NEVER yell at me... "
Goku's expression softened, " I'm sorry little buddy. I didn't mean to. In fact, I'm
not even sure where that came from. "
" That's oh-kay big buddy, it's not your fault. " Vegeta answered cheerfully, then
stopped. He & Goku stared at each other, their eyes wide.
" ... "
" ... "
" AHH! "
" AHH! "
" This is worse than I thought! " Vegeta gulped, ::We're mimicing some of each others
personality traits!::
::I'll say!:: Goku thought.
" EEK! "
" B-CHAN! " Vegeta said, " HURRY! " he said to Goku as they ran into the lab, which was
now crowded with smoke, " B-CHAN!! B-CHAN ARE YOU ALRIGHT! WHAT HAPPENED! " he said as they
continued to clear away the smoke.
Goku's eyes widened as he noticed the small girl in the corner, coughing, " Bura! "
he said as they ran over to her, " Bura are you oh-kay? "
" Uh-huh. " Bura nodded, staring at the machine in front of her, " But I think I did a
bad thing. " she said in a small voice as she pointed at the machine.
Goku looked upward, " Oh no... "
" WHAT! " Vegeta said, turning to Goku, then looked up in the same direction, " Yes
Kakarrot, that's the stupid machine that psycho used to fuse us. POINT?! "
" Bura blew it's top off. "
" HUH?! " Vegeta said, shocked.
" MY MACHINE! YOU DESTROYED IT! " Dr. Corkscrew exclaimed from behind them.
" So! " Vegeta snapped at him, " B-chan did a good thing. " he cooed, patting Bura on the
head, " Now you can't fuse ANYONE else. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! "
The doctor smirked, " You are correct Vegeta, but I'm afraid for you that this machine
is also the only one in existance that can DEfuse any of my previous "botched" experiments. "
he cackled as Vegeta turned pale.
" You mean, we're stuck like this, forever?! " Goku gasped.
Vegeta stared at the machine, which suddenly burst into flames.
" Yes, yes you are. " the doctor folded his arms as Vegeta felt his eyes well up w/ tears
. He looked at Goku.
" Forever? " Vegeta squeaked out as Goku grinned at him.
" Don't worry little buddy, " he said happily, " It might be fun! "
" No.... " he said in a shaky voice, " No no NOOOOO... "
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8:15 PM 6/27/01
Chuquita: And so ends part 2!
Vegeta: You left Kakarrot and I fused like that FOREVER!
Chuquita: Oh don't get your spandex in a knot. You won't be fused forever.
Vegeta: YOU LEAVE MY SPANDEX OUT OF THIS!
Chuquita: Sheesh, you're so sensitive about this whole "Kakarrot" thing
aren't you.
Vegeta: I am NOT sensitive about ANYTHING having to do with BAKArrot!
Chuquita: (comforting) Aww, it's okay Veggie, I know how much you envy him.
But don't worry, you're still special in you're own, err, unique way. (hugs him)
Vegeta: (sniffles) (hopeful) Really?...WAITAMINUTE! THAT WAS AN INSULT! YOU WERE MAKING FUN
OF ME!
Chuquita: 'course I was, you didn't really think I was going to comfort the guy who was
blasting my buns off @ the beginning of the fic do you!
Vegeta: GRR! (grabs her by the neck & begins to choke her)
Chuquita: Ack! (pushes his hands away & tackles him) (to audiance) Until next time
readers, when we'll have the final chapter of "It Takes 2 to Tango"-I'll have a new
co-host, and Veggie gets a chance to cool down, (gets whacked in the back of the head by
Vegeta) OWW! (mumbles, aggrivated) In a strait-jacket...