8:34 PM 6/28/01
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the week: "Tenchi's up on a mountain somewhere, probably communin wit nature
or something lame like that" -one of Washu's "Tenchi spying" devices from Tenchi in Tokyo
Chuey's Corner:
Chuquita: Hi again! I'm here with my NEW co-host, Son Goku!
Goku: Glad to be here Chu-sama! (gives a thumbs up)
Chuquita: We have one heckofa part 3 for ya today and--
Goku: Hey, (looking around) Where's Veggie?
Chuquita: Oh, he kept sassin me to I banished him to the pink room.
Goku: The pink room?
Chuquita: It's like an asylum's room, only all the walls are pink. Veggie hates the color pink.
That's where I always send him when he's being a bad boy. (glares at a pink
door across the way) He'll have a pretty hard time getting that strait-jacket off.
Goku: Strait-jacket???
Chuquita: Yeah, it's so he doesn't escape & start attacking us again. After I take him out he'll
act all happy & lovable & giddy for a while and then reverts back to his normal angry self.
Goku: Veggie, "GIDDY"?! That's hard to believe.
Chuquita: Trust me, when he's bad, he's evil. But for the brief moments he's good, his sickingly
sweet. (clutches her stomach in disqust)
Goku: ...?
Chuquita: I'll take him out after the fic to show ya. It ain't pretty.
Goku: K! (nods happily)
Chuquita: Would you like to say it or shall I?
Goku: (waves his arm) ME ME! (clears his throat) AND NOW! PART 3!
Chuquita: Good job Goku! (claps)
Goku: (grins his famous Son smile) Thanks!
Summary: It's Halloween & Veggie & Goku are out trick-or-treating. But now they've accidently
stumbled upon an old mansion belonging to a mad scientist who's secretly been watching the
saiyajin duo. Now he wants to use them in a brand new fusion experiment that could fuse the 2
permanently in his own twisted way. Will Goku and Veggie be able to escape? Will Chi-Chi & Bura
find them in time to save them and stop Dr. Corkscrew's evil, querky plot? Find out!
Ages: Bura-9
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" NOOOOOOOOOO!!! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! THIS WON'T HAPPEN! I WON'T LET IT HAPPEN! "
Vegeta cried as he stared up at the fusion machine, which was burning to the ground in flames,
he turned to Goku, " DON'T JUST STAND THERE KAKARROT! GET ME A BUCKET OF WATER OR SOMETHING TO
STOP THE BLASTED MACHINE BEFORE IT MELTS! "
Goku rolled his eyes, " If you've forgotten, I can't just run over there, " he said,
pointing to their middle, " REMEMBER! "
" Oh yeah. " Vegeta mumbled.
" Besides, I'm right-handed! And incase you haven't noticed, my right hand is practically
nonexistant. I mean, look! " he said, " At least you still have yours. " he said hopefully.
" That doesn't help. I'm LEFThanded. " Vegeta huffed as Goku hung his head in defeat.
" I can't believe this... " Goku groaned.
Vegeta glared at Corkscrew, who sweatdropped, " Well, if it weren't for a certain BAKA,
maybe I WOULD still have the REST of my body! "
" You DO! You DO! " Corkscrew said nervously, " It's just been fused, the genetic
information is still there, but without my machine I can't untangle that information. "
Goku raised his arm, " I'm curious, what about our point of, err, fusion. " he said,
slightly embarassed as he glanced down at their shorts, " I mean, it, uh, doesn't resemble mine
or Veggie's-- "
" --Amen to that! " Vegeta inturrpted.
" --uh, yeah. " Goku sweatdropped, " Anywho, I was wondering, if it's not half of each
of ours then-- "
" Oh! That! Your point of fusion is the only part of your body that is FULLY FUSED. "
the doctor smirked.
Goku & Vegeta turned to each other, " That can't be good. " Goku said.
" I'm starting to feel violated again... " Vegeta's face turned red, " Change the
subject Kakarrot! " he ordered Goku.
" Huh? Oh, right. Is there any other way to split us apart? " he asked.
" It depends on what you mean. If you mean defuse, no. If you mean, cut-- " Dr. Corkscrew
said with a psychotic smile on his face as he pulled a giant rusty saw out from behind his back,
" Althrough I'd hate to succumb to doing this, I COULD saw you down the middle. " he cackled,
leaning the saw towards their chest.
" Uhhhh, KAKA-CHAN!! " Vegeta shrieked, " I mean, " his face turned red from
embarassement, " KAKARROT! "
" Sharp, pointy, rusty, NEEDLE-LIKE instrument. " Goku gulped, shaking wildly in fear,
" Goku no like sharp, pointy, rusty, NEEDLE-LIKE instrument! " he said, frightened.
" YOU GET THAT STUPID THING AWAY FROM US! " Vegeta said, grabbing the saw & flinging it
off into the backround, " YOU WANNA GIVE KAKARROT A HEART-ATTACK! "
" It seems suiting, being that within several more hours you'll be sharing one. "
Corkscrew said, smiling at them. Vegeta's eyes widened.
" YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE! " he said defensively, " What am I doing! I'm standing up for
BAKARROT?! "
" Gee, thanks lil buddy! You're so nice! " Goku said, rubbing Vegeta on the head,
messing up his hair.
" I AM _NOT_ NICE! " he shouted, Goku still grinning widely at him.
" Surrrrre you aren't. " Goku snickered.
*FIZZZZLE*
Goku, Veggie, & Dr. Corkscrew turned around to see Bura holding an empty bucket, water
from inside the bucket dripping down the machine.
" WHAT ARE YOU DOING! " Dr. Corkscrew ran over to her, " YOU CAN'T DO THAT! "
" _B-CHAN_ CAN DO _ANYTHING_ SHE WANTS! " Vegeta protested.
" You can't pour WATER on my machines! They're electrical! You need to use a fire
extinguisher because water DULLS and DESTROYS the circuts! "
Bura looked up at him, confused, " Huh? "
" YOU'RE JUST MAKING IT WORSE! "
" Oh... " Bura bit her lip, then looked at Vegeta, who was staring at the machine with
a sad look on his face. Bura glanced from the machine to the fused duo & smiled, " I GOT IT! "
she said, snapping her fingers together. She zipped over to Goku & Vegeta, " Don't you worry
Toussan! _I'M_ gonna fix that thingy so _I_ can seperate you & Mr. Goten's Daddy and then
everything'll be back to normal! " she said happily.
" Really! " Vegeta said hopefully, " Did you hear that Kakarrot! B-chan's going to SAVE
us! "
" Somehow I'm not sure little Bura can single-handedly fix that big machine. " Goku
said, uneasily.
" BAKA! B-chan can fix ANYTHING! " he sighed dreamily, " Besides, she's related to ME,
isn't she?! "
" That's why I'm not sure she can-- "
" KAKARROT!!! "
" WHAT!! " he yelled back angrily, then stopped to see the shocked expression on Vegeta's
face from the last time Goku had raised his voice at him return. Goku sighed in defeat.
" You're being MEAN to me again... " he trailed off, stunned, " I thought you liked me.."
" NOT WHEN YOU--not when you yell at me and...ohhh, I have NO idea what's WRONG with
me! Something feels WRONG in my head! " he put his hand on the side of his head & rubbed it.
" Aww, don't worry about it Big Buddy! I wouldn't. I bet it's probably just a
headache. " Vegeta smiled, " I get 'um all the time. "
Bura raised an eyebrow & glanced back & forth between Goku & Vegeta, " Toussan, why is
Mr. Goten's Daddy acting weird? "
" I dunno, he's just in a bad mood, that's all. " Vegeta shrugged stupidly.
Bura & Doctor Corkscrew sweatdropped.
Bura chuckled nervously, " I think they're getting worse. "
" Say doc, do you have any _FOOD_ around here, I'm REALLY hungry and-- " Vegeta started
out, rubbing his stomach.
" --HOW CAN YOU THINK OF "_FOOD_" AT A TIME LIKE THIS!! " Goku shouted back.
" Now I KNOW they've gotten worse. " she gasped.
" Nonsense, this is a GOOD sign. " Corkscrew said, " It means they're getting closer to
fusing into one being! "
" YOU'RE _EVIL_ YOU KNOW THAT! " Bura screamed at him, " PUTTING TOUSSAN THROUGH THIS! "
she said, then put her hands on the fusion machine & went SSJ, " AND I'M GOING TO STOP YOU FROM
DOING ANYTHING ELSE TO HIM! " she said, picking up the machine & holding it above her head.
" STOP! I, err, I can still fix my machine! I'll unfuse your friends for you. " he
stuttered.
" NO! " Bura narrowed her eyes, " AFTER WHAT YOU DID TO POOR HELPLESS TOUSSAN! I'D RATHER
HAVE KAASAN FIX IT! "
Corkscrew gulped, " But, but I-- "
" ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! "
Dr. Corkscrew looked over his shoulder to see an enraged Chi-Chi, who had powered up to
the point where it looked like she was engulfed in red flames.
" YOU!!!! " she snarled, " YOU USED MY GOKU AS A GUINIA PIG! " Chi-Chi screamed.
Bura felt her face pale, she too was now shaking.
" HOW DARE YOU! " she said, then flew towards Dr. Corkscrew.
" MRS. GOTEN'S MOMMY! NOOOOO!!! " Bura howled as Chi-Chi tackled Corkscrew to the ground
& threw a punch at him. Corkscrew quickly moved his head to the left, causing Chi-Chi's fist to
smack into the floor and making a one foot deep hole. She pulled her fist out of the floor &
smirked at Corkscrew, who had a frightened look on his face.
" How would you like it if _I_ were to use YOU as a "test subject" doctor. " she said
as she formed a large ball of ki in her hand.
" WHY HAS EVERYONE GONE CRAZY!!! " Bura cried up at the sky, " MRS. GOTEN'S MOMMY STOP! "
she said, running over to Chi-Chi, " HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO UNFUSE MR. GOTEN'S DADDY
AND TOUSSAN!! "
Chi-Chi glanced at Bura, then narrowed her eyes at Dr. Corkscrew, a feeling of fury and
revenge rushing through her body. She supressed it and got to her feet.
" Alright. " Chi-Chi said calmly, picking up the doctor by his collar, " I will promise
to leave you in one piece IF and only IF you can undo whatever the heck it is you did to Goku! "
" Yuh--yes, I can. But, I don't have the right equipment here to do tha-- "
" Then we'll just have to make a PIT STOP now won't we.. " Chi-Chi said in a soothing,
yet threating tone, " Now, " she said, turning to Goku, " Oh Go-kuu, I have some _FISH_... "
" FISH?! "
Chi-Chi glanced at the duo, surpised to see Vegeta had answered.
" Hear that Kakarrot! She has _FISH_! " he giggled happily.
" So. "
Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " ... "
" Uh, Toussan? " Bura said, still floating & holding the machine, " If you come back home
with us I'll give you some PEPsi... " she teased.
" PEPSI!! " Goku squealed excitedly, " PEPSI PEPSI PESPI! "
" Blah, " Vegeta stuck his tongue out in disqust.
Bura & Chi-Chi stared at each other, dumbfounded.
" Something tells me this is going to be one of those "weird" days... "
Capsule Corp: ...
" WHAT!!! " Bulma exclaimed as Bura and Chi-Chi, who had her hand gripped tightly in
warning around Dr. Corkscrew's neck, " YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME! "
" I'm AFRAID *glares at Corkscrew* that we're telling the truth. " Chi-Chi said.
" That's why we need you to help us Mommy! " Bura said, setting down the fusion machine,
" We need you to fix the machine so we can save poor Toussan-chan and Mr. Goten's Daddy. "
" Oh. Well, it looks kind of old, but I could try. " Bulma said, looking the machine
over.
Chi-Chi narrowed her eyes, " You don't know how serious this is, do you. " she said
flatly.
" Well, no. But I don't think it could possibly be so horri-- "
" GOKU! COME IN HERE! " Chi-Chi called as Bulma turned her attention to the doorway only
to see an odd-shapped figure bumble its way through the doorway & into the room.
" Oh my Lord... " Bulma murmured.
" HIII! " Vegeta said happily in a sing-song voice.
" EnH! " Goku grunted, then rolled his eyes.
" Well, heh-heh, this is, err, new. " Bulma said, then turned to Chi-Chi & pointed at
Corkscrew, " And, THIS is the man who caused this to happen? "
" Hai! " Chi-Chi nodded.
Bulma felt her bottom eyelid begin to vibrate, " Bura, honey, could you hand Mommy that
wrench over there. " she said in a nervous, faraway voice. Bura shrugged & handed it to her.
" Here you are Mommy. "
" Thank you sweetie. " she smiled at her, then whacked Corkscrew over the head with the
object, " YOU LITTLE JERK! WHAT THE HECK WAS GOING THROUGH YOUR MIND WHEN YOU DID THIS!!! "
" Err, world domination? " Corkscrew squeaked out, then felt the wrench make contact
with this head again.
" WRONG ANSWER! " Bulma screamed back, then handed the wrench back to Bura, " That will
be all for right now Bura. "
" Should I leave it here Mommy? "
" Yes, right on the countertop. I could use it incase of an EMERGANCY! " she glared at
the doctor, then bent down to the machine & began to work on it.
" Come on Toussan, follow me. " Bura said as she took Vegeta's hand & walked back
upstairs, " How could I have let you go trick-or-treating alone! " she scolded herself, " Now
because I wanted to go to Kururin's baka party I left you by yourself and vulnerable to any
weirdo who happened to come by. And now you and Mr. Goten's Daddy are in even more trouble than
I ever could've imagined. " she said, still looking forward, but squeezing Vegeta's hand tighter,
" I'm so sorry Toussan. "
" It's...oh-kay B-chan. " Vegeta managed to say as she glanced up at him & smiled,
" I forgive you. "
" I knew you would. You can't stay mad forever. " she sniffled.
" I could never be mad at you in the first place little B-chan. " he chuckled, " It's
BAKARROT'S fault for dragging me in there. "
Bura giggled, " Aww Toussan. "
" Heh--OUUUAHAHHHHHH!!! " Vegeta screamed in pain, followed a split second later by Goku
as the two knelt down to the ground, shaking.
" Oh NO! TOUSSAN! " Bura cried.
" You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me ha-pee, when skies are gray, " Mirai
sang as he walked out of the shower, bathroom, and into the hallway, a towel on his head & one
around his waist, " You'll never know dear, how much I love you, so please don't take my--HOLY
MOTHER OF BEAN DIP! " he shrieked at the sight of the partially-fused Vegeta & Goku.
" Hello to you too, "sunshine". " Vegeta smiled sarcastically.
" Hey! I LIKE that song! " Goku whined. Vegeta bonked him on the head.
" OH SHUT UP! WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN PAIN IDIOT! "
Mirai's eyes widened until they looked like to huge blue plates, " ... "
" Toussan had a lil-lil accident. " Bura explained.
" ... "
" Mirai? "
" ... "
" Mirai! "
" ... "
Mirai turned around and slowly walked back into the bathroom, then slammed the door shut,
as a high-pitched, girly scream filled the entire bathroom, echoing throughout Capsule Corp.
" Hoo-boy. " Bura groaned.
" OHHHHHHHHHH!!!! "
" AUGHHHHH!!! "
Goku & Vegeta continued to cry out painfully, their whole body glowing and shaking
wildly.
" Oh no! Whad'll I do! Whad'll I do! " Bura said, biting her nails.
" BURA! IS GOKU OH-KAY! " Chi-Chi's voice sounded from downstairs.
" Heh-heh. " Bura sweatdropped, " HE'S FINE MRS. GOTEN'S MOMMY! " she called back, then,
hearing Chi-Chi coming up the stairs, picked up Goku & Vegeta and tossed them into a nearby
closet.
" Bura,...that's strange. " Chi-Chi said, looking around, " I could've sworn I heard
them. "
" Uh, heh. They're in the, uh, BATHROOM! Yeah! That's right, the BATHroom. " Bura said
nervously, then gulped as Chi-Chi opened the door to the bathroom, only to hear a frightened
shriek, followed by a hairdryer, which was hurtling towards Chi-Chi, who quickly ducked out as
the hairdryer hit the wall.
" ... "
" Err, wrong, bathroom. Heh. " Bura chuckled as Chi-Chi shrugged and went upstairs to
search the remaining bathrooms.
" *WHEW* " Bura sighed, " That was sure close huh Toussan. " she smiled as she sat on the
floor next to the closet, " Toussan? Toussan? " she said curiously, then heard a groan from
insid the closet & opened the door, " Toussan? Mr. Goten's Daddy? Are you oh-kay? "
" AAAH!! "
Bura's eyes widened as a figure slumped out from against the inside wall of the closet
onto the floor, " Oh my goodness... " she said, out of breath as the figure stood up, " Who,
wha, how... "
" Oh. My head! " the figure moaned in a voice that sounded like a cross between Goku's
& Vegeta's. He rubbed his head, then glanced down at Bura, " Huh? "
" Ta, ta, Toussan?? " Bura said nervously.
The man looked at his hands & bent his fingers back & forth, then walked over to the
mirror & gasped.
He was slightly taller than Vegeta, but not quite tall enough to be Goku. He stared at
himself, Goku's eyes looking slightly out of place on Vegeta's face. He ran his hand past his
Kaka-like bangs, then stopped to rub the small widow's peak that was remenant of the ouji. He
glanced up at his spiky hair, which seemed to defy gravity. The hair on the sides of his head
trying to decide desperately weither they would stand up or stick out. He looked down at his
purple boxers & shrugged.
" Wow... " he said to himself in the mirror, " Unbelievable! "
" Uhm, Toussan? You in there? " Bura said, tapping the man on the leg.
" Eh? Oh, hey. " he said, bending down to her, " You're Bura--err, B-chan, -uh, doh! "
he grabbed the sides of his head, suddenly feeling two voices screaming wildly inside
it, " Vegeta's daughter. " he concluded, sighing.
" Yes. " Bura said, confused.
" I'm Veku. " he said, holding out his hand. Bura looked at him uneasily, then recoginzed
something.
" You're hands, they're Toussan's hands! " she smiled, " Well, the right one, anyway. "
Bura said, comparing Veku's hands, which hadn't changed. He had Vegeta's right hand and Goku's
left. Making his left hand awkwardly larger than the right.
" B-CHAN! "
Bura jolted up, hearing Vegeta's voice.
" B-CHAN! B-chan listen to me! " Veku said, Vegeta's voice coming out of him, " B-chan,
it's me! Toussan! "
" Toussan? " Bura said, a despreate, hopeful look in her eyes, " Oh Toussan are you
oh-kay. " she said, patting his right hand sadly.
" NO! " he answered, " I'm not oh-kay! It's dark and scary and-- "
" Come on little buddy! Let ME talk to Bura! " Goku's voice said, replacing Vegeta's.
" NO! I WANT TO TALK TO B-CHAN! DON'T YOU SEND ME BACK INTO THAT DARK ABYSS!! " Vegeta
shouted, slightly scared.
" But Vege-- "
" NO KAKARROT! I'M TALKING NOW! " he cried. Bura looked at the man oddly. He seemed to
be arguing with himself, " B-chan, what happened! TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED! " he said in a panicy
voice, putting his hands on her shoulders. Bura grabbed the mirror off the wall & held it in
front of him. Vegeta stared at the reflection in front of him, recognizing Goku's eyes & bangs,
" .....KAKARROTTO!!!! " he screamed angrily at the top of his lungs, " WHAT THE HECK ARE _YOUR_
BAKA EYES DOING ON _MY_ ROYAL FACE! "
" I think we look kinda cute like this! " Goku said, grinning, then grabbed his ears,
pulled them, and puffed up his cheeks, " Now we look like a monkey! Ooh ooh ooh! " Goku said,
" Look! I'm Bubbles! Oooh ooh ooh OOOH! Monkey Monkey Monkey! " he said in a sing-song voice,
" I'm a cute lil monkey! Ooh ooh! "
" STOP!! " Vegeta said, then took his hands off his ears, " BAKA! FIRST OF ALL! WE ARE
NOT CUTE! SECOND OF ALL! WE ARE NOT A MONKEY! AND THIRD! _I_ AM IN CHARGE OF THIS BODY! "
" Are not! " Goku whined.
" ARE TOO! "
" Are not! "
" ARE TOO! "
" Are not! "
" ARE TOO! "
" Are not! "
" SHUT UP THE BOTH OF YOU!! " Veku screamed, " THIS IS _MY_ BODY! YOU TWO ARE NOTHING
MORE THAN MERE WHISPERS ON THE BACKBURNER OF MY MIND! "
" HEY! " Bura inturrupted, " YOU CAN'T TALK THAT WAY ABOUT TOUSSAN AND MR. GOTEN'S
DADDY! I LOVE THEM! "
" Who do you love more? " Vegeta asked.
" Well I-- " Bura started out.
" Bura loves me the bestest. " Goku smiled.
" *frightened gasp* SHE DOES NOT! "
" DOES TOO! "
" DOES NOT! "
" DOES TOO! "
" DOES NOT! "
" DOES TOO! "
" DOES-- "
" AHH! " Bura screamed, " I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! " she broke down into tears. Veku
stared at her, confused. She took a deep breath, then composed herself, " Oh Ve-ku? " she cooed,
" Are you thirsty? Maybe for some *PEP-siii* "
" PEP-sii. " Veku's eyes widened as Bura wiggled a cold can of Pepsi in front of his
face, " Here it is Veku-san. Doesn't it look nummy! "
" Num-meee... " Veku trailed off, drool dribbling out the side of his mouth.
" Yes it IS "Num-meee" Isn't it? " Bura teased, " Wouldn't you just loooove to get some
of it inside your tummy! "
" Haiiii... " Veku nodded as he wobbled, hypnotized, towards Bura, who backed up in the
direction Bulma's lab.
" Do you reeaaalllyyy want it? " she shook the can back & forth.
" YES! "
" Well then...COME AND GET IT! " Bura shouted, running down the stairway to the lab,
Veku on her tail.
" MOMMY MOMMY! " Bura cried as she ran down into the room.
" Bura? " Bulma said, surprised. She was in the middle of connecting the last few wires
of Corkscrew's machine, " Bura what are you doing he-- "
" SOMETHING HORRIBLE'S HAPPENED TO TOUSSAN! "
" Bura, NOTHING could possibly happen to Vegeta that's any worse than the state he's
in now."
Bura glanced up the stairs at Veku, " You can say that again. "
" PEPSI! "
Bulma and Dr. Corkscrew looked upward to see a figure come pounding down the stairs &
tackle Bura, gripping tightly to the soda can.
" Who is that! " Bulma said, flabbergasted.
" MY CREATION! " Dr. Corkscrew grinned, " HE'S COMPLETED! "
Veku turned towards Corkscrew and squinted his eyes, trying to place the figure. Dr.
Corkscrew walked up to him.
" Perfect. You are, perfect! " he smiled, putting his hands on Veku's shoulders, " Apart
from the mismatched hands that is, but other than that you're PERFECT! "
Veku narrowed his eyes at Corkscrew, fury raging inside him.
" Say, you think you could go SSJ3 for me? I've been wondering how you would look in
that form. " Corkscrew asked.
" I'll show you alright. " Veku smirked, then went SSJ3 and slammed Corkscrew against
the wall.
" YOU! "
" YOU! "
Two very angry voices screamed out of Veku's mouth.
" I'LL TEACH YOU TO FUSE _ME_ TO BAKARROT! " Vegeta growled.
" I WANT MY BODY BACK! " Goku cried.
" AAH! " Dr. Corkscrew yelped as he slipped out from under their grasp and ran across
the room.
" YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY THAT EASY! " Vegeta said, grabbing him by the collar.
" Ya, you can't kill me! I created you! I am the only one with the knowledge to unfuse
you back into the two people you were fused from! "
Veku smirked, " I--DON'T--CARE. " he said, flinging the doctor across the room; then
floating upward and flying after him, " HERE I COME!!! "
" NO! " Corkscrew gulped as Veku started throwing ki blasts at him.
" VEGETA STOP! " Goku shouted.
" NEVER! " Vegeta protested.
" BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP! " Veku said, continuing to blast away at the doctor, who tried
his best to dodge the blasts.
" GOKU--VEGETA--WHOEVER YOU ARE CUT THAT OUT! " Bulma screamed, " YOU'LL DESTROY THIS
THING IF YOU KEEP THAT UP! " she shouted, holding two of the electrical wires in her hands.
Veku flew downward at Corkscrew, who lept over the wires.
" LOOKOUT! " Dr. Corkscrew screamed to Bulma, who stared at him, confused, then quickly
turned around to see Veku flying at her. She tossed the wires up into the air & lept to the
side just as Veku slammed into the wires, which electricuted him. Veku screamed in pain as the
machine exploded, short-circiting the entire electrical system throught Capsule Corp, causing
a blackout.
" AHH! "
" EEK! "
" YIPE! "
" TOUSSAN! " Bura cried out among the crowd of screams and yelling, " MR. GOTEN'S DADDY!
TOUSSAN! " she said, " WHERE ARE YOU! " Bura shouted, then ran up to the light switch & flicked
it on, only to be caught up in a smoke-cloud, " TOUSSA--OoFA! " she yelped, running into a large,
soft object.
" KAASAN! " Bura smiled.
" *cough*, Bura, where's Go--uh, Veku? " Bulma said, conserned.
" I dunno. I saw him fly at that machine and... " Bura's eyes widened, " OH NO! WHAT IF
HE'S DEAD! " she shrieked, " VEKU! VEKU CAN YOU HEAR ME! WHERE'D YOU GO! "
" Ohhhhhh... " a familiar voice groaned. The figure sat up, his back facing Bura &
Bulma.
" THERE YOU ARE! " Bura smiled happily as she ran over to him & hugged him, " Veku are
you oh-kay? "
" "VE-KU"?! " the figure looked over his shoulder at her. Bura got an excited look on her
face.
" TOUSSAN-CHAN! " Bura cried with joy as she hugged Vegeta tighter, " OH TOUSSAN! IT'S
YOU! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S YOU! I LOVE YOU TOUSSAN! "
" I love you too B-chan. " Vegeta grinned, picking her up.
" AND I LOVE EVERYBODY! " another figure cried out, wrapping its arms around both Vegeta
& Bura.
" Kakarrot...get...your...germ-infested..arms...off...of...me! " Vegeta clenched his
teeth.
" Aww, you don't mean that. You're so happy to have your body back that you're not in the
mood to act mad at me. " Goku giggled, holding Bura & Vegeta closer.
Vegeta looked downward, then pulled himself out of the hug and examined his hands. A
huge smile crept across his face, " I DO have my body back... " he mumbled, then ran infront of
the full-length mirror on the wall, " I'm free..I'M FREE! HAHA! " he laughed, " I'M FREE! NO MORE
SHARING MY BODY WITH KAKARROT! NO MORE KAKARROT READING MY MIND! NO MORE DARK CREEPY ABYSS! "
Vegeta bounced around gleefully, then glanced down at his shorts, " I CAN PEE IN PRIVACY AGAIN!
WOO-HOO! I'M HEADING TO THE JOHN RIGHT NOW! " he giggled maniaclly, running towards the stairs.
Vegeta paused & turned around to see Goku & Bura staring at him from across the room. Goku
grinned at him & wiggled his fingers back & forth, waving at him. Vegeta sighed and walked back
over to the other saiyajin and the small girl.
Vegeta narrowed his eyes at Goku, " If I do it once, will you PROMISE leave me alone? "
Goku spread his arms out & nodded.
" Ugh, fine. " he huffed, then flinched in disqust & gave Goku a hug.
" Ain't he great! " Goku said to Bura, who smiled.
" Yup! " Bura agreed.
" Good 'ol little buddy-o-mine! " Goku said, patting Vegeta on the head, who, to Goku's
surprise, smiled back up at him, " Will ya look at that, he's happy. " Goku marvelled, " See,
why can't ya be nice to me all the time like this. "
Vegeta glared up at him, " Because I STILL plan to DESTROY you Kakarrot. " he smirked,
" And I will too. Just when you least expect it, I'll be there to totally blast you and your
miserable body into the next dimension! " he whispered in an evil tone, then let go of Goku and
walked off.
Bura watched Vegeta worriedly, " You don't think Toussan'd REALLY "destroy" you, do you,
Mr. Goten's Daddy? "
" Nah, if he did, he wouldn't have any "peasants" to boss around, now would he. Plus, he
needs to have me around, if he blew me up, he'd have no point in training because I wouldn't be
around for him to defeat me. "
Bura nodded, " Good point! "
" Exactly. Plus, while we were fused, he telepathically told me that I'm his 'best
friend'. But then again that could have just been another one of those fabrications he gets
whenever he panics. "
" Hai! "
" AHAHAHAHAHAHA! "
Bura & Goku turned around to see Dr. Corkscrew; or, at least, HALF of him anyway.
" AHAHAHAHAHAHA! I AM THE ULTIMATE FUSION! " he laughed maniacly, his front half, up to
his waist, still intact, but for some reason his back half was that of a mule.
" Where'd he get the donkey? " Bura asked Goku, confused.
Mirai ran down the stairs, " Has anyone seen my horse Pablo? I've been looking all over
for him and--EEK! "
" HA! NOW YOU SHALL FEEL THE WRATH OF A FULLY FUSED CREATION! " Corkscrew laughed, then
stopped to see a carrot hanging infront of his face.
Bura finished tieing the fishing pole to Corkscrew's head, along with the carrot on the
lure & hopped down.
" AND I SHALL--shall--*sniff*, mmm. " he said, then reached out with his teeth to grab
the carrot, only to find it two inches out of his reach. Goku quickly spun in towards the door.
" LOOK! THERE IT IS! GO GET IT BOY! GO GET IT! " Goku said excitedly as Corkscrew
gallopped as fast as he could towards the carrot, ramming through the backdoor & out into the
sunset, " GO! GO NOBLE CREATURE...Hahahahahahaha!! " Goku chuckled as Bura burst into giggles.
" Aww Mr. Goten's Daddy, you're so funny. " Bura smiled.
" GOKU! "
Goku glanced up at the stairs to see Chi-Chi, who bolted down the stairs, accidently
running over Mirai and into Goku's arms.
" GOKU YOU'RE BACK! " she sighed, " HOW? "
" I have no idea. " Goku shrugged stupidly.
" IT _IS_ YOU! " Chi-Chi cried with joy.
Vegeta glanced at the scene from the corner of the room & stuck his tongue out at them.
" VEGGIE-CHAN! " Vegeta felt two arms wrap around him.
" Oh. Hello Onna. " he said casually, then felt a mallet make contact with his head.
" Is THAT anyway to talk to the person who just saved you. " she said warningly.
" Uh, heh. " Vegeta sweatdropped.
" Hey Chi-Chi? " Goku said, the two still embraced.
" Yes Goku? "
" I have the strangest hungering for some PEPsi. " he said, confused, licking his lips.
" PEPSI!? " Chi-Chi's eyes widened.
Chi-Chi & Bulma glanced at each other nervously.
" Heh, uh, wouldn't you rather go "fishing"? " Chi-Chi asked him.
" FISH! WHERE! " Goku said, excited.
Vegeta looked at Goku, then at Bulma, " Onna can you make me some fish? " he whined.
" WHAT! " Bulma was taken aback, " _WHY_ WOULD _YOU_ WANT FISH! "
" I dunno, I've always wanted to try it. " he shrugged, " I can even smell them in the
river from here. " he glanced to his right.
" Yeah... " Goku mused, " me too...say, little buddy, you wanna come with me? I can
teach you how to catch some fish. It's real easy. "
Vegeta thought for a moment, " Oh-kay, but you better not cross me, or I'll-- "
" --destroy me, got it. " Goku rolled his eyes.
" AND ALL THE BLASTED FISH ALONG WITH YOU!...mmm, _FISH_...you hear me! "
" Uh-huh. " Goku said skeptically, " Whatever you say Bakaouji. " he said, flying off.
Vegeta paused, " ...WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME! " he said, blasting off after him, " YOU
BETTER NOT HAVE SAID WHAT I THOUGHT I HEARD YOU SAY! "
Goku looked back at him, " YOU BETTER HURRY OR I'LL GET ALL THE FISH FIRST! "
" AAH! I WANT THE _FISH_! THEY'RE MINE! ALL MINE! MY FISH! " he said, speeding up.
Bulma & Chi-Chi watched their husbands fly towards the river & facefaulted.
" They're...going to get over this, right? " Chi-Chi said, bewildered.
" I really hope so. " Bulma answered, " Or else we're going to be having a lot more fish
for dinner from now on. "
" With their appitites those fish are going to become an endangered species. " Chi-Chi
sweatdropped.
Bulma sighed, " I'm starting to miss Veku. "
" Who? " Chi-Chi said suspicously.
Bulma chuckled nervously, " Nevermind. "
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9:33 PM 7/3/01
THE END!
Chuquita:(toots horn)Hoo-RAH![throws confetti in the air]
Goku:[standing in front of the door to the pink room] Maybe we should let Veggie
out now.
Chuquita: Sure.[opens the door & gasps] AHH!
Goku: What?
Chuquita: HE'S GONE! [feels a tap on her shoulder & turns around to see Vegeta smiling coyly
at her & Goku; a little basket of daisies in his hand] Oh..hello...
Vegeta: (giggly) Hi Chu-chan.
Goku: (happily) HI LITTLE BUDDY!
Vegeta: (puts a daisy in Goku's hair) (w/big sparkily eyes) Hi Kaka-chan3
Goku: (sweatdrops & glances up at the daisy) Heh, hi. (to Chuquita) Maybe we should go sit back
down.
Chuquita: Hai.[both sit back down @ the table] Feel better?
Goku:[looks @ Vegeta, who's now busy braiding daisies into Goku's hair] Kinda.
Chuquita: Good. [grabs Vegeta's hand as he starts to place a daisy in her hair]
(turns to audiance) I have some big news for you guys. The next fic I'm writing
is going to be slightly different from the ones I normally write. Know why?
Goku: Why?
Chuquita: Because, my dear Goku, it's going to be a romance.
Goku & Vegeta: WHAT!
Chuquita: Calm down boys, it's NOT going to be a yaoi or a yuri.
[both sigh in relief]
[Vegeta returns to braiding daisies into Goku's hair, whistling happily]
Goku: He's starting to scare me.
Chuquita: Don't worry,he'll snap out of it in a couple minutes.
Goku: Well...oh-kay. Waitaminute, about that, err, romance fic.
Chuquita: Yeah?
Goku: Who's it about?
Chuquita: (smirks) That's none of your business. It's a secret.
Goku: But--
Chuquita: Until next time everybody!
Goku: Bye!
Vegeta: (still in his brief stint of insanity) Toodles!
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the week: "Tenchi's up on a mountain somewhere, probably communin wit nature
or something lame like that" -one of Washu's "Tenchi spying" devices from Tenchi in Tokyo
Chuey's Corner:
Chuquita: Hi again! I'm here with my NEW co-host, Son Goku!
Goku: Glad to be here Chu-sama! (gives a thumbs up)
Chuquita: We have one heckofa part 3 for ya today and--
Goku: Hey, (looking around) Where's Veggie?
Chuquita: Oh, he kept sassin me to I banished him to the pink room.
Goku: The pink room?
Chuquita: It's like an asylum's room, only all the walls are pink. Veggie hates the color pink.
That's where I always send him when he's being a bad boy. (glares at a pink
door across the way) He'll have a pretty hard time getting that strait-jacket off.
Goku: Strait-jacket???
Chuquita: Yeah, it's so he doesn't escape & start attacking us again. After I take him out he'll
act all happy & lovable & giddy for a while and then reverts back to his normal angry self.
Goku: Veggie, "GIDDY"?! That's hard to believe.
Chuquita: Trust me, when he's bad, he's evil. But for the brief moments he's good, his sickingly
sweet. (clutches her stomach in disqust)
Goku: ...?
Chuquita: I'll take him out after the fic to show ya. It ain't pretty.
Goku: K! (nods happily)
Chuquita: Would you like to say it or shall I?
Goku: (waves his arm) ME ME! (clears his throat) AND NOW! PART 3!
Chuquita: Good job Goku! (claps)
Goku: (grins his famous Son smile) Thanks!
Summary: It's Halloween & Veggie & Goku are out trick-or-treating. But now they've accidently
stumbled upon an old mansion belonging to a mad scientist who's secretly been watching the
saiyajin duo. Now he wants to use them in a brand new fusion experiment that could fuse the 2
permanently in his own twisted way. Will Goku and Veggie be able to escape? Will Chi-Chi & Bura
find them in time to save them and stop Dr. Corkscrew's evil, querky plot? Find out!
Ages: Bura-9
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" NOOOOOOOOOO!!! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! THIS WON'T HAPPEN! I WON'T LET IT HAPPEN! "
Vegeta cried as he stared up at the fusion machine, which was burning to the ground in flames,
he turned to Goku, " DON'T JUST STAND THERE KAKARROT! GET ME A BUCKET OF WATER OR SOMETHING TO
STOP THE BLASTED MACHINE BEFORE IT MELTS! "
Goku rolled his eyes, " If you've forgotten, I can't just run over there, " he said,
pointing to their middle, " REMEMBER! "
" Oh yeah. " Vegeta mumbled.
" Besides, I'm right-handed! And incase you haven't noticed, my right hand is practically
nonexistant. I mean, look! " he said, " At least you still have yours. " he said hopefully.
" That doesn't help. I'm LEFThanded. " Vegeta huffed as Goku hung his head in defeat.
" I can't believe this... " Goku groaned.
Vegeta glared at Corkscrew, who sweatdropped, " Well, if it weren't for a certain BAKA,
maybe I WOULD still have the REST of my body! "
" You DO! You DO! " Corkscrew said nervously, " It's just been fused, the genetic
information is still there, but without my machine I can't untangle that information. "
Goku raised his arm, " I'm curious, what about our point of, err, fusion. " he said,
slightly embarassed as he glanced down at their shorts, " I mean, it, uh, doesn't resemble mine
or Veggie's-- "
" --Amen to that! " Vegeta inturrpted.
" --uh, yeah. " Goku sweatdropped, " Anywho, I was wondering, if it's not half of each
of ours then-- "
" Oh! That! Your point of fusion is the only part of your body that is FULLY FUSED. "
the doctor smirked.
Goku & Vegeta turned to each other, " That can't be good. " Goku said.
" I'm starting to feel violated again... " Vegeta's face turned red, " Change the
subject Kakarrot! " he ordered Goku.
" Huh? Oh, right. Is there any other way to split us apart? " he asked.
" It depends on what you mean. If you mean defuse, no. If you mean, cut-- " Dr. Corkscrew
said with a psychotic smile on his face as he pulled a giant rusty saw out from behind his back,
" Althrough I'd hate to succumb to doing this, I COULD saw you down the middle. " he cackled,
leaning the saw towards their chest.
" Uhhhh, KAKA-CHAN!! " Vegeta shrieked, " I mean, " his face turned red from
embarassement, " KAKARROT! "
" Sharp, pointy, rusty, NEEDLE-LIKE instrument. " Goku gulped, shaking wildly in fear,
" Goku no like sharp, pointy, rusty, NEEDLE-LIKE instrument! " he said, frightened.
" YOU GET THAT STUPID THING AWAY FROM US! " Vegeta said, grabbing the saw & flinging it
off into the backround, " YOU WANNA GIVE KAKARROT A HEART-ATTACK! "
" It seems suiting, being that within several more hours you'll be sharing one. "
Corkscrew said, smiling at them. Vegeta's eyes widened.
" YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE! " he said defensively, " What am I doing! I'm standing up for
BAKARROT?! "
" Gee, thanks lil buddy! You're so nice! " Goku said, rubbing Vegeta on the head,
messing up his hair.
" I AM _NOT_ NICE! " he shouted, Goku still grinning widely at him.
" Surrrrre you aren't. " Goku snickered.
*FIZZZZLE*
Goku, Veggie, & Dr. Corkscrew turned around to see Bura holding an empty bucket, water
from inside the bucket dripping down the machine.
" WHAT ARE YOU DOING! " Dr. Corkscrew ran over to her, " YOU CAN'T DO THAT! "
" _B-CHAN_ CAN DO _ANYTHING_ SHE WANTS! " Vegeta protested.
" You can't pour WATER on my machines! They're electrical! You need to use a fire
extinguisher because water DULLS and DESTROYS the circuts! "
Bura looked up at him, confused, " Huh? "
" YOU'RE JUST MAKING IT WORSE! "
" Oh... " Bura bit her lip, then looked at Vegeta, who was staring at the machine with
a sad look on his face. Bura glanced from the machine to the fused duo & smiled, " I GOT IT! "
she said, snapping her fingers together. She zipped over to Goku & Vegeta, " Don't you worry
Toussan! _I'M_ gonna fix that thingy so _I_ can seperate you & Mr. Goten's Daddy and then
everything'll be back to normal! " she said happily.
" Really! " Vegeta said hopefully, " Did you hear that Kakarrot! B-chan's going to SAVE
us! "
" Somehow I'm not sure little Bura can single-handedly fix that big machine. " Goku
said, uneasily.
" BAKA! B-chan can fix ANYTHING! " he sighed dreamily, " Besides, she's related to ME,
isn't she?! "
" That's why I'm not sure she can-- "
" KAKARROT!!! "
" WHAT!! " he yelled back angrily, then stopped to see the shocked expression on Vegeta's
face from the last time Goku had raised his voice at him return. Goku sighed in defeat.
" You're being MEAN to me again... " he trailed off, stunned, " I thought you liked me.."
" NOT WHEN YOU--not when you yell at me and...ohhh, I have NO idea what's WRONG with
me! Something feels WRONG in my head! " he put his hand on the side of his head & rubbed it.
" Aww, don't worry about it Big Buddy! I wouldn't. I bet it's probably just a
headache. " Vegeta smiled, " I get 'um all the time. "
Bura raised an eyebrow & glanced back & forth between Goku & Vegeta, " Toussan, why is
Mr. Goten's Daddy acting weird? "
" I dunno, he's just in a bad mood, that's all. " Vegeta shrugged stupidly.
Bura & Doctor Corkscrew sweatdropped.
Bura chuckled nervously, " I think they're getting worse. "
" Say doc, do you have any _FOOD_ around here, I'm REALLY hungry and-- " Vegeta started
out, rubbing his stomach.
" --HOW CAN YOU THINK OF "_FOOD_" AT A TIME LIKE THIS!! " Goku shouted back.
" Now I KNOW they've gotten worse. " she gasped.
" Nonsense, this is a GOOD sign. " Corkscrew said, " It means they're getting closer to
fusing into one being! "
" YOU'RE _EVIL_ YOU KNOW THAT! " Bura screamed at him, " PUTTING TOUSSAN THROUGH THIS! "
she said, then put her hands on the fusion machine & went SSJ, " AND I'M GOING TO STOP YOU FROM
DOING ANYTHING ELSE TO HIM! " she said, picking up the machine & holding it above her head.
" STOP! I, err, I can still fix my machine! I'll unfuse your friends for you. " he
stuttered.
" NO! " Bura narrowed her eyes, " AFTER WHAT YOU DID TO POOR HELPLESS TOUSSAN! I'D RATHER
HAVE KAASAN FIX IT! "
Corkscrew gulped, " But, but I-- "
" ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! "
Dr. Corkscrew looked over his shoulder to see an enraged Chi-Chi, who had powered up to
the point where it looked like she was engulfed in red flames.
" YOU!!!! " she snarled, " YOU USED MY GOKU AS A GUINIA PIG! " Chi-Chi screamed.
Bura felt her face pale, she too was now shaking.
" HOW DARE YOU! " she said, then flew towards Dr. Corkscrew.
" MRS. GOTEN'S MOMMY! NOOOOO!!! " Bura howled as Chi-Chi tackled Corkscrew to the ground
& threw a punch at him. Corkscrew quickly moved his head to the left, causing Chi-Chi's fist to
smack into the floor and making a one foot deep hole. She pulled her fist out of the floor &
smirked at Corkscrew, who had a frightened look on his face.
" How would you like it if _I_ were to use YOU as a "test subject" doctor. " she said
as she formed a large ball of ki in her hand.
" WHY HAS EVERYONE GONE CRAZY!!! " Bura cried up at the sky, " MRS. GOTEN'S MOMMY STOP! "
she said, running over to Chi-Chi, " HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO UNFUSE MR. GOTEN'S DADDY
AND TOUSSAN!! "
Chi-Chi glanced at Bura, then narrowed her eyes at Dr. Corkscrew, a feeling of fury and
revenge rushing through her body. She supressed it and got to her feet.
" Alright. " Chi-Chi said calmly, picking up the doctor by his collar, " I will promise
to leave you in one piece IF and only IF you can undo whatever the heck it is you did to Goku! "
" Yuh--yes, I can. But, I don't have the right equipment here to do tha-- "
" Then we'll just have to make a PIT STOP now won't we.. " Chi-Chi said in a soothing,
yet threating tone, " Now, " she said, turning to Goku, " Oh Go-kuu, I have some _FISH_... "
" FISH?! "
Chi-Chi glanced at the duo, surpised to see Vegeta had answered.
" Hear that Kakarrot! She has _FISH_! " he giggled happily.
" So. "
Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " ... "
" Uh, Toussan? " Bura said, still floating & holding the machine, " If you come back home
with us I'll give you some PEPsi... " she teased.
" PEPSI!! " Goku squealed excitedly, " PEPSI PEPSI PESPI! "
" Blah, " Vegeta stuck his tongue out in disqust.
Bura & Chi-Chi stared at each other, dumbfounded.
" Something tells me this is going to be one of those "weird" days... "
Capsule Corp: ...
" WHAT!!! " Bulma exclaimed as Bura and Chi-Chi, who had her hand gripped tightly in
warning around Dr. Corkscrew's neck, " YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME! "
" I'm AFRAID *glares at Corkscrew* that we're telling the truth. " Chi-Chi said.
" That's why we need you to help us Mommy! " Bura said, setting down the fusion machine,
" We need you to fix the machine so we can save poor Toussan-chan and Mr. Goten's Daddy. "
" Oh. Well, it looks kind of old, but I could try. " Bulma said, looking the machine
over.
Chi-Chi narrowed her eyes, " You don't know how serious this is, do you. " she said
flatly.
" Well, no. But I don't think it could possibly be so horri-- "
" GOKU! COME IN HERE! " Chi-Chi called as Bulma turned her attention to the doorway only
to see an odd-shapped figure bumble its way through the doorway & into the room.
" Oh my Lord... " Bulma murmured.
" HIII! " Vegeta said happily in a sing-song voice.
" EnH! " Goku grunted, then rolled his eyes.
" Well, heh-heh, this is, err, new. " Bulma said, then turned to Chi-Chi & pointed at
Corkscrew, " And, THIS is the man who caused this to happen? "
" Hai! " Chi-Chi nodded.
Bulma felt her bottom eyelid begin to vibrate, " Bura, honey, could you hand Mommy that
wrench over there. " she said in a nervous, faraway voice. Bura shrugged & handed it to her.
" Here you are Mommy. "
" Thank you sweetie. " she smiled at her, then whacked Corkscrew over the head with the
object, " YOU LITTLE JERK! WHAT THE HECK WAS GOING THROUGH YOUR MIND WHEN YOU DID THIS!!! "
" Err, world domination? " Corkscrew squeaked out, then felt the wrench make contact
with this head again.
" WRONG ANSWER! " Bulma screamed back, then handed the wrench back to Bura, " That will
be all for right now Bura. "
" Should I leave it here Mommy? "
" Yes, right on the countertop. I could use it incase of an EMERGANCY! " she glared at
the doctor, then bent down to the machine & began to work on it.
" Come on Toussan, follow me. " Bura said as she took Vegeta's hand & walked back
upstairs, " How could I have let you go trick-or-treating alone! " she scolded herself, " Now
because I wanted to go to Kururin's baka party I left you by yourself and vulnerable to any
weirdo who happened to come by. And now you and Mr. Goten's Daddy are in even more trouble than
I ever could've imagined. " she said, still looking forward, but squeezing Vegeta's hand tighter,
" I'm so sorry Toussan. "
" It's...oh-kay B-chan. " Vegeta managed to say as she glanced up at him & smiled,
" I forgive you. "
" I knew you would. You can't stay mad forever. " she sniffled.
" I could never be mad at you in the first place little B-chan. " he chuckled, " It's
BAKARROT'S fault for dragging me in there. "
Bura giggled, " Aww Toussan. "
" Heh--OUUUAHAHHHHHH!!! " Vegeta screamed in pain, followed a split second later by Goku
as the two knelt down to the ground, shaking.
" Oh NO! TOUSSAN! " Bura cried.
" You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me ha-pee, when skies are gray, " Mirai
sang as he walked out of the shower, bathroom, and into the hallway, a towel on his head & one
around his waist, " You'll never know dear, how much I love you, so please don't take my--HOLY
MOTHER OF BEAN DIP! " he shrieked at the sight of the partially-fused Vegeta & Goku.
" Hello to you too, "sunshine". " Vegeta smiled sarcastically.
" Hey! I LIKE that song! " Goku whined. Vegeta bonked him on the head.
" OH SHUT UP! WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN PAIN IDIOT! "
Mirai's eyes widened until they looked like to huge blue plates, " ... "
" Toussan had a lil-lil accident. " Bura explained.
" ... "
" Mirai? "
" ... "
" Mirai! "
" ... "
Mirai turned around and slowly walked back into the bathroom, then slammed the door shut,
as a high-pitched, girly scream filled the entire bathroom, echoing throughout Capsule Corp.
" Hoo-boy. " Bura groaned.
" OHHHHHHHHHH!!!! "
" AUGHHHHH!!! "
Goku & Vegeta continued to cry out painfully, their whole body glowing and shaking
wildly.
" Oh no! Whad'll I do! Whad'll I do! " Bura said, biting her nails.
" BURA! IS GOKU OH-KAY! " Chi-Chi's voice sounded from downstairs.
" Heh-heh. " Bura sweatdropped, " HE'S FINE MRS. GOTEN'S MOMMY! " she called back, then,
hearing Chi-Chi coming up the stairs, picked up Goku & Vegeta and tossed them into a nearby
closet.
" Bura,...that's strange. " Chi-Chi said, looking around, " I could've sworn I heard
them. "
" Uh, heh. They're in the, uh, BATHROOM! Yeah! That's right, the BATHroom. " Bura said
nervously, then gulped as Chi-Chi opened the door to the bathroom, only to hear a frightened
shriek, followed by a hairdryer, which was hurtling towards Chi-Chi, who quickly ducked out as
the hairdryer hit the wall.
" ... "
" Err, wrong, bathroom. Heh. " Bura chuckled as Chi-Chi shrugged and went upstairs to
search the remaining bathrooms.
" *WHEW* " Bura sighed, " That was sure close huh Toussan. " she smiled as she sat on the
floor next to the closet, " Toussan? Toussan? " she said curiously, then heard a groan from
insid the closet & opened the door, " Toussan? Mr. Goten's Daddy? Are you oh-kay? "
" AAAH!! "
Bura's eyes widened as a figure slumped out from against the inside wall of the closet
onto the floor, " Oh my goodness... " she said, out of breath as the figure stood up, " Who,
wha, how... "
" Oh. My head! " the figure moaned in a voice that sounded like a cross between Goku's
& Vegeta's. He rubbed his head, then glanced down at Bura, " Huh? "
" Ta, ta, Toussan?? " Bura said nervously.
The man looked at his hands & bent his fingers back & forth, then walked over to the
mirror & gasped.
He was slightly taller than Vegeta, but not quite tall enough to be Goku. He stared at
himself, Goku's eyes looking slightly out of place on Vegeta's face. He ran his hand past his
Kaka-like bangs, then stopped to rub the small widow's peak that was remenant of the ouji. He
glanced up at his spiky hair, which seemed to defy gravity. The hair on the sides of his head
trying to decide desperately weither they would stand up or stick out. He looked down at his
purple boxers & shrugged.
" Wow... " he said to himself in the mirror, " Unbelievable! "
" Uhm, Toussan? You in there? " Bura said, tapping the man on the leg.
" Eh? Oh, hey. " he said, bending down to her, " You're Bura--err, B-chan, -uh, doh! "
he grabbed the sides of his head, suddenly feeling two voices screaming wildly inside
it, " Vegeta's daughter. " he concluded, sighing.
" Yes. " Bura said, confused.
" I'm Veku. " he said, holding out his hand. Bura looked at him uneasily, then recoginzed
something.
" You're hands, they're Toussan's hands! " she smiled, " Well, the right one, anyway. "
Bura said, comparing Veku's hands, which hadn't changed. He had Vegeta's right hand and Goku's
left. Making his left hand awkwardly larger than the right.
" B-CHAN! "
Bura jolted up, hearing Vegeta's voice.
" B-CHAN! B-chan listen to me! " Veku said, Vegeta's voice coming out of him, " B-chan,
it's me! Toussan! "
" Toussan? " Bura said, a despreate, hopeful look in her eyes, " Oh Toussan are you
oh-kay. " she said, patting his right hand sadly.
" NO! " he answered, " I'm not oh-kay! It's dark and scary and-- "
" Come on little buddy! Let ME talk to Bura! " Goku's voice said, replacing Vegeta's.
" NO! I WANT TO TALK TO B-CHAN! DON'T YOU SEND ME BACK INTO THAT DARK ABYSS!! " Vegeta
shouted, slightly scared.
" But Vege-- "
" NO KAKARROT! I'M TALKING NOW! " he cried. Bura looked at the man oddly. He seemed to
be arguing with himself, " B-chan, what happened! TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED! " he said in a panicy
voice, putting his hands on her shoulders. Bura grabbed the mirror off the wall & held it in
front of him. Vegeta stared at the reflection in front of him, recognizing Goku's eyes & bangs,
" .....KAKARROTTO!!!! " he screamed angrily at the top of his lungs, " WHAT THE HECK ARE _YOUR_
BAKA EYES DOING ON _MY_ ROYAL FACE! "
" I think we look kinda cute like this! " Goku said, grinning, then grabbed his ears,
pulled them, and puffed up his cheeks, " Now we look like a monkey! Ooh ooh ooh! " Goku said,
" Look! I'm Bubbles! Oooh ooh ooh OOOH! Monkey Monkey Monkey! " he said in a sing-song voice,
" I'm a cute lil monkey! Ooh ooh! "
" STOP!! " Vegeta said, then took his hands off his ears, " BAKA! FIRST OF ALL! WE ARE
NOT CUTE! SECOND OF ALL! WE ARE NOT A MONKEY! AND THIRD! _I_ AM IN CHARGE OF THIS BODY! "
" Are not! " Goku whined.
" ARE TOO! "
" Are not! "
" ARE TOO! "
" Are not! "
" ARE TOO! "
" Are not! "
" SHUT UP THE BOTH OF YOU!! " Veku screamed, " THIS IS _MY_ BODY! YOU TWO ARE NOTHING
MORE THAN MERE WHISPERS ON THE BACKBURNER OF MY MIND! "
" HEY! " Bura inturrupted, " YOU CAN'T TALK THAT WAY ABOUT TOUSSAN AND MR. GOTEN'S
DADDY! I LOVE THEM! "
" Who do you love more? " Vegeta asked.
" Well I-- " Bura started out.
" Bura loves me the bestest. " Goku smiled.
" *frightened gasp* SHE DOES NOT! "
" DOES TOO! "
" DOES NOT! "
" DOES TOO! "
" DOES NOT! "
" DOES TOO! "
" DOES-- "
" AHH! " Bura screamed, " I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! " she broke down into tears. Veku
stared at her, confused. She took a deep breath, then composed herself, " Oh Ve-ku? " she cooed,
" Are you thirsty? Maybe for some *PEP-siii* "
" PEP-sii. " Veku's eyes widened as Bura wiggled a cold can of Pepsi in front of his
face, " Here it is Veku-san. Doesn't it look nummy! "
" Num-meee... " Veku trailed off, drool dribbling out the side of his mouth.
" Yes it IS "Num-meee" Isn't it? " Bura teased, " Wouldn't you just loooove to get some
of it inside your tummy! "
" Haiiii... " Veku nodded as he wobbled, hypnotized, towards Bura, who backed up in the
direction Bulma's lab.
" Do you reeaaalllyyy want it? " she shook the can back & forth.
" YES! "
" Well then...COME AND GET IT! " Bura shouted, running down the stairway to the lab,
Veku on her tail.
" MOMMY MOMMY! " Bura cried as she ran down into the room.
" Bura? " Bulma said, surprised. She was in the middle of connecting the last few wires
of Corkscrew's machine, " Bura what are you doing he-- "
" SOMETHING HORRIBLE'S HAPPENED TO TOUSSAN! "
" Bura, NOTHING could possibly happen to Vegeta that's any worse than the state he's
in now."
Bura glanced up the stairs at Veku, " You can say that again. "
" PEPSI! "
Bulma and Dr. Corkscrew looked upward to see a figure come pounding down the stairs &
tackle Bura, gripping tightly to the soda can.
" Who is that! " Bulma said, flabbergasted.
" MY CREATION! " Dr. Corkscrew grinned, " HE'S COMPLETED! "
Veku turned towards Corkscrew and squinted his eyes, trying to place the figure. Dr.
Corkscrew walked up to him.
" Perfect. You are, perfect! " he smiled, putting his hands on Veku's shoulders, " Apart
from the mismatched hands that is, but other than that you're PERFECT! "
Veku narrowed his eyes at Corkscrew, fury raging inside him.
" Say, you think you could go SSJ3 for me? I've been wondering how you would look in
that form. " Corkscrew asked.
" I'll show you alright. " Veku smirked, then went SSJ3 and slammed Corkscrew against
the wall.
" YOU! "
" YOU! "
Two very angry voices screamed out of Veku's mouth.
" I'LL TEACH YOU TO FUSE _ME_ TO BAKARROT! " Vegeta growled.
" I WANT MY BODY BACK! " Goku cried.
" AAH! " Dr. Corkscrew yelped as he slipped out from under their grasp and ran across
the room.
" YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY THAT EASY! " Vegeta said, grabbing him by the collar.
" Ya, you can't kill me! I created you! I am the only one with the knowledge to unfuse
you back into the two people you were fused from! "
Veku smirked, " I--DON'T--CARE. " he said, flinging the doctor across the room; then
floating upward and flying after him, " HERE I COME!!! "
" NO! " Corkscrew gulped as Veku started throwing ki blasts at him.
" VEGETA STOP! " Goku shouted.
" NEVER! " Vegeta protested.
" BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP! " Veku said, continuing to blast away at the doctor, who tried
his best to dodge the blasts.
" GOKU--VEGETA--WHOEVER YOU ARE CUT THAT OUT! " Bulma screamed, " YOU'LL DESTROY THIS
THING IF YOU KEEP THAT UP! " she shouted, holding two of the electrical wires in her hands.
Veku flew downward at Corkscrew, who lept over the wires.
" LOOKOUT! " Dr. Corkscrew screamed to Bulma, who stared at him, confused, then quickly
turned around to see Veku flying at her. She tossed the wires up into the air & lept to the
side just as Veku slammed into the wires, which electricuted him. Veku screamed in pain as the
machine exploded, short-circiting the entire electrical system throught Capsule Corp, causing
a blackout.
" AHH! "
" EEK! "
" YIPE! "
" TOUSSAN! " Bura cried out among the crowd of screams and yelling, " MR. GOTEN'S DADDY!
TOUSSAN! " she said, " WHERE ARE YOU! " Bura shouted, then ran up to the light switch & flicked
it on, only to be caught up in a smoke-cloud, " TOUSSA--OoFA! " she yelped, running into a large,
soft object.
" KAASAN! " Bura smiled.
" *cough*, Bura, where's Go--uh, Veku? " Bulma said, conserned.
" I dunno. I saw him fly at that machine and... " Bura's eyes widened, " OH NO! WHAT IF
HE'S DEAD! " she shrieked, " VEKU! VEKU CAN YOU HEAR ME! WHERE'D YOU GO! "
" Ohhhhhh... " a familiar voice groaned. The figure sat up, his back facing Bura &
Bulma.
" THERE YOU ARE! " Bura smiled happily as she ran over to him & hugged him, " Veku are
you oh-kay? "
" "VE-KU"?! " the figure looked over his shoulder at her. Bura got an excited look on her
face.
" TOUSSAN-CHAN! " Bura cried with joy as she hugged Vegeta tighter, " OH TOUSSAN! IT'S
YOU! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S YOU! I LOVE YOU TOUSSAN! "
" I love you too B-chan. " Vegeta grinned, picking her up.
" AND I LOVE EVERYBODY! " another figure cried out, wrapping its arms around both Vegeta
& Bura.
" Kakarrot...get...your...germ-infested..arms...off...of...me! " Vegeta clenched his
teeth.
" Aww, you don't mean that. You're so happy to have your body back that you're not in the
mood to act mad at me. " Goku giggled, holding Bura & Vegeta closer.
Vegeta looked downward, then pulled himself out of the hug and examined his hands. A
huge smile crept across his face, " I DO have my body back... " he mumbled, then ran infront of
the full-length mirror on the wall, " I'm free..I'M FREE! HAHA! " he laughed, " I'M FREE! NO MORE
SHARING MY BODY WITH KAKARROT! NO MORE KAKARROT READING MY MIND! NO MORE DARK CREEPY ABYSS! "
Vegeta bounced around gleefully, then glanced down at his shorts, " I CAN PEE IN PRIVACY AGAIN!
WOO-HOO! I'M HEADING TO THE JOHN RIGHT NOW! " he giggled maniaclly, running towards the stairs.
Vegeta paused & turned around to see Goku & Bura staring at him from across the room. Goku
grinned at him & wiggled his fingers back & forth, waving at him. Vegeta sighed and walked back
over to the other saiyajin and the small girl.
Vegeta narrowed his eyes at Goku, " If I do it once, will you PROMISE leave me alone? "
Goku spread his arms out & nodded.
" Ugh, fine. " he huffed, then flinched in disqust & gave Goku a hug.
" Ain't he great! " Goku said to Bura, who smiled.
" Yup! " Bura agreed.
" Good 'ol little buddy-o-mine! " Goku said, patting Vegeta on the head, who, to Goku's
surprise, smiled back up at him, " Will ya look at that, he's happy. " Goku marvelled, " See,
why can't ya be nice to me all the time like this. "
Vegeta glared up at him, " Because I STILL plan to DESTROY you Kakarrot. " he smirked,
" And I will too. Just when you least expect it, I'll be there to totally blast you and your
miserable body into the next dimension! " he whispered in an evil tone, then let go of Goku and
walked off.
Bura watched Vegeta worriedly, " You don't think Toussan'd REALLY "destroy" you, do you,
Mr. Goten's Daddy? "
" Nah, if he did, he wouldn't have any "peasants" to boss around, now would he. Plus, he
needs to have me around, if he blew me up, he'd have no point in training because I wouldn't be
around for him to defeat me. "
Bura nodded, " Good point! "
" Exactly. Plus, while we were fused, he telepathically told me that I'm his 'best
friend'. But then again that could have just been another one of those fabrications he gets
whenever he panics. "
" Hai! "
" AHAHAHAHAHAHA! "
Bura & Goku turned around to see Dr. Corkscrew; or, at least, HALF of him anyway.
" AHAHAHAHAHAHA! I AM THE ULTIMATE FUSION! " he laughed maniacly, his front half, up to
his waist, still intact, but for some reason his back half was that of a mule.
" Where'd he get the donkey? " Bura asked Goku, confused.
Mirai ran down the stairs, " Has anyone seen my horse Pablo? I've been looking all over
for him and--EEK! "
" HA! NOW YOU SHALL FEEL THE WRATH OF A FULLY FUSED CREATION! " Corkscrew laughed, then
stopped to see a carrot hanging infront of his face.
Bura finished tieing the fishing pole to Corkscrew's head, along with the carrot on the
lure & hopped down.
" AND I SHALL--shall--*sniff*, mmm. " he said, then reached out with his teeth to grab
the carrot, only to find it two inches out of his reach. Goku quickly spun in towards the door.
" LOOK! THERE IT IS! GO GET IT BOY! GO GET IT! " Goku said excitedly as Corkscrew
gallopped as fast as he could towards the carrot, ramming through the backdoor & out into the
sunset, " GO! GO NOBLE CREATURE...Hahahahahahaha!! " Goku chuckled as Bura burst into giggles.
" Aww Mr. Goten's Daddy, you're so funny. " Bura smiled.
" GOKU! "
Goku glanced up at the stairs to see Chi-Chi, who bolted down the stairs, accidently
running over Mirai and into Goku's arms.
" GOKU YOU'RE BACK! " she sighed, " HOW? "
" I have no idea. " Goku shrugged stupidly.
" IT _IS_ YOU! " Chi-Chi cried with joy.
Vegeta glanced at the scene from the corner of the room & stuck his tongue out at them.
" VEGGIE-CHAN! " Vegeta felt two arms wrap around him.
" Oh. Hello Onna. " he said casually, then felt a mallet make contact with his head.
" Is THAT anyway to talk to the person who just saved you. " she said warningly.
" Uh, heh. " Vegeta sweatdropped.
" Hey Chi-Chi? " Goku said, the two still embraced.
" Yes Goku? "
" I have the strangest hungering for some PEPsi. " he said, confused, licking his lips.
" PEPSI!? " Chi-Chi's eyes widened.
Chi-Chi & Bulma glanced at each other nervously.
" Heh, uh, wouldn't you rather go "fishing"? " Chi-Chi asked him.
" FISH! WHERE! " Goku said, excited.
Vegeta looked at Goku, then at Bulma, " Onna can you make me some fish? " he whined.
" WHAT! " Bulma was taken aback, " _WHY_ WOULD _YOU_ WANT FISH! "
" I dunno, I've always wanted to try it. " he shrugged, " I can even smell them in the
river from here. " he glanced to his right.
" Yeah... " Goku mused, " me too...say, little buddy, you wanna come with me? I can
teach you how to catch some fish. It's real easy. "
Vegeta thought for a moment, " Oh-kay, but you better not cross me, or I'll-- "
" --destroy me, got it. " Goku rolled his eyes.
" AND ALL THE BLASTED FISH ALONG WITH YOU!...mmm, _FISH_...you hear me! "
" Uh-huh. " Goku said skeptically, " Whatever you say Bakaouji. " he said, flying off.
Vegeta paused, " ...WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME! " he said, blasting off after him, " YOU
BETTER NOT HAVE SAID WHAT I THOUGHT I HEARD YOU SAY! "
Goku looked back at him, " YOU BETTER HURRY OR I'LL GET ALL THE FISH FIRST! "
" AAH! I WANT THE _FISH_! THEY'RE MINE! ALL MINE! MY FISH! " he said, speeding up.
Bulma & Chi-Chi watched their husbands fly towards the river & facefaulted.
" They're...going to get over this, right? " Chi-Chi said, bewildered.
" I really hope so. " Bulma answered, " Or else we're going to be having a lot more fish
for dinner from now on. "
" With their appitites those fish are going to become an endangered species. " Chi-Chi
sweatdropped.
Bulma sighed, " I'm starting to miss Veku. "
" Who? " Chi-Chi said suspicously.
Bulma chuckled nervously, " Nevermind. "
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9:33 PM 7/3/01
THE END!
Chuquita:(toots horn)Hoo-RAH![throws confetti in the air]
Goku:[standing in front of the door to the pink room] Maybe we should let Veggie
out now.
Chuquita: Sure.[opens the door & gasps] AHH!
Goku: What?
Chuquita: HE'S GONE! [feels a tap on her shoulder & turns around to see Vegeta smiling coyly
at her & Goku; a little basket of daisies in his hand] Oh..hello...
Vegeta: (giggly) Hi Chu-chan.
Goku: (happily) HI LITTLE BUDDY!
Vegeta: (puts a daisy in Goku's hair) (w/big sparkily eyes) Hi Kaka-chan3
Goku: (sweatdrops & glances up at the daisy) Heh, hi. (to Chuquita) Maybe we should go sit back
down.
Chuquita: Hai.[both sit back down @ the table] Feel better?
Goku:[looks @ Vegeta, who's now busy braiding daisies into Goku's hair] Kinda.
Chuquita: Good. [grabs Vegeta's hand as he starts to place a daisy in her hair]
(turns to audiance) I have some big news for you guys. The next fic I'm writing
is going to be slightly different from the ones I normally write. Know why?
Goku: Why?
Chuquita: Because, my dear Goku, it's going to be a romance.
Goku & Vegeta: WHAT!
Chuquita: Calm down boys, it's NOT going to be a yaoi or a yuri.
[both sigh in relief]
[Vegeta returns to braiding daisies into Goku's hair, whistling happily]
Goku: He's starting to scare me.
Chuquita: Don't worry,he'll snap out of it in a couple minutes.
Goku: Well...oh-kay. Waitaminute, about that, err, romance fic.
Chuquita: Yeah?
Goku: Who's it about?
Chuquita: (smirks) That's none of your business. It's a secret.
Goku: But--
Chuquita: Until next time everybody!
Goku: Bye!
Vegeta: (still in his brief stint of insanity) Toodles!