Chapter Four:
Getting to Know You
Everyone: The
Granolith!
Liz: But if you're
the Granolith then why did do you look like me?
Granolith: I am
you. This physical form and what I
believe is e-motion I took from your DNA.
I have never experience e-motion before, you have very good ones.
Maria: You can't get
emotions from DNA. It's these chemical
things in your head that ummmm, Liz you take it from there.
Michael: Forget the
science lesson, do you know how to get us home?
Granolith: Yes, but
I can't send you there unless I leave this body.
Michael: So, how do
you leave it?
Granolith: When this
body is destroyed.
Michael: Damn
it! Can you be killed?
Granolith: (Tearing up)
Killed? Do you not like me?
Maria: Do you have
to be so insensitive?
Michael: That's it
I'm out of here, are you coming Max?
Isobel?
(Max and Michael move toward the door)
Isobel: I'm going to
try to help out here.
Michael: Suit
yourself
(They leave)
Isobel: Ok let's get
you a better name then Granolith because that just sounds like a rock.
Maria: Granny or
Gran is definitely out of the question
Liz: Lith? (They all make a face)
Kyle: Lithia?
Lithia: Li-th-ee-a
(she smiles)
Maria: By Jove we've
got it!
Isobel: Now let us
introduce you to the joys of being a women such as shopping
Maria: Flirting
Liz: Science
(Maria and Isobel both raise their eyebrows)
Ok, ok, romance
novels
Kyle: Silk
underwear!
(They all stare at him)
Hey, this is my house, where else am I suppose to go?
Maria: Go to the
same place as you Dad you pervert.
Kyle: He went to
your house, probably doing the hippity dippity with your Mom
Maria: Ugh!!!! Too much information! Go look at pornos in your room like normal
guys.
Kyle: It's 4:00 in
the afternoon!
Maria: So you do
have dirty magazines hidden in your room
Kyle: Hey, I didn't
say that…. you just have a dirty mind
Lithia: Is that
flirting?
Maria and Kyle: NO!
Liz: Why in the
world do you think that's flirting?
Lithia: The memories
I have of Michael and Maria, they are talking like that. I know that they really like each other so
it's logical to believe that kind of interaction is flirting.
Isobel: She's got
you there!
Liz: Do you have all
my memories?
Lithia: Yes, but I
don't understand most of them. Such as…
Liz: Uhh! Let's talk
about this when we're alone.
Maria: Ooooooo! Is Liz keeping secrets?
Lithia: I have a
memory of you kissing Kyle, does this mean that you like him too?
Maria: What? I did not kiss Kyle! Girl, you need to go back and…
Liz: Oh my gosh, do
you remember when we were playing spin the bottle in the 7th grade?
You had the biggest crush on Kyle and you…
Maria: This is so
not happening!
Kyle: (Strutting
around the room) So, I was irresistible
was I?
Isobel: (Laughing) You look like an idiot, why don't you sit
down.
Kyle: Let me go
order a Pizza first.
Liz: Good idea! Food!
