Chocobo Terror-Part One of Three
We find our hero, Zidane, playing Chocobo Hot & Cold....AGAIN. Everyone thinks he's
overdoing it, including Choco.
Choco: Warrkk WARK hurry up, will ya. This is like slavery!
Zidane: Hm, how much points should I get today??
Choco: Waarrk! eh, shaddap
Mene: I'm getting millions off of you!! Keep em' comin, keep em comin......
Zidane hands over 60 gil. He's almost broke cause he plays too much.
Mene: And starting....NOW!! turns on stopwatch
Zidane: Go, Choco, GO!!!!
Choco: Warrkkk warrkk Now, how many times have I heard THAT before.
Zidane: I think we found one!! DIG, DIG!! It's real deep!! 200 depth!!
Mene: And counting...10....
Zidane: DIIIIGGG!!!!!!
Mene: 9......8.....7....
Choco: WARK!!! I think I know whats going to HAPPEN....
Mene: 6......5......4.......3.........
Zidane: MUST HAVE TREASURE!! Ed. Note: Yeah, its like gambling for him. Addictive.
But I'm underage, so what should I know?
Mene: 2......1.....0... click TIMES UP!!!
Zidane: NO!! we are TOO close, we need to keep DIGGING!!!
Mene: STOP!!!!
Zidane: I...CANT!!!
Mene: YOU!!!! Running from the law, I see????
Zidane is like on another continent with Choco before he even said that, with the treasure.
Vivi: Hey, Zidane....
Zidane: panting WHAT
Vivi: What WAS that " ultimate treasure " of yours that made you run from that moogle?
Choco: Waarrrkkk!! HAAAAA!!
Zidane: huh? oh, it was a potion. ................A POTION?!?!?!?!?!
The Others: ................................................
Zidane: Noooooooo now I can't go back!!
5 years later
Zidane: You know, really, I haven't played that Chocobo Hot and Cold game in a while....
Choco: Wark wark wark wark wark WARK !! !! !! NO NO NO!!! please NOOOO!!!!!!!
What will happen to poor Choco???? More importantly, what will happen to ZIDANE?? What does
MENE have up his sleeve???? He surely must remember.....
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PART 2 COMING SOON!
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