A?N: You thought it was over, but it ain't. This one and one more to go. The insanity of the scouts insanity continues. Oh the horror! Anyways enjoy.
"Bring in the next person." the second said.
The door opened and Trista walked in the room. She sat down in the chair.
"Can you tell us what happen at the temple after the little girl left?" "Oh yeah sure. Right when Rini left...."
*Flashes back to temple the other day*
Trista's voice: I was staring at the site before me. Rini had ran and Amy and myself were freaked beyond belief....Oh Darien was crying by the tree because he ran out of roses.
"I ran out of roses! HOW!?" He wailed.
"Oh Darien. You can just grow some more." Amy simply said, "There not hard."
"Ya know." Michelle added, "I mean don't sit there and cry like a little pussy." She then laced her hands together and blinked like a little girl and said in a very high-pitch voice, "Look at me, I'm Darien. I ran out of roses and I'm a little pussy. I'm also sessy."
Hotaru ran over to Darien and patted him on the back, "Its going to be okay. You don't need to cry. Let's go get you some more." Darien sniffed and looked up at her, "Gee thank you Hotaru."
"No problem. Anything to help out the needy." They both stood and walked down the temple steps with Hotaru patting Darien on the back.
Trista: Darien crying like a little school girl is scary. Let me tell you its not a pretty site. Oh Rini did meantion that Amara was running around naked? I'm sure she did. Well speaking of the streaker herself.
"Isn't life a wonderful thing? Freedom to do what you want when you want. Oh how I love the power of freedom." Amara stood on a pole and swinged around in circles.
"Will you please put some clothes on?" I asked.
"Then I would go back to being part of human nature. I want to be like the animals. Roam naked and free."
"You go girl!" Michelle cheered.
Trista: Oh ya know how its said that when something as reach its peak it can't go no further. Well that's a load of bull. To make our little day worst. Evil decides to attack.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha!" A evil voiced echoed.
Trista: It was actually a stupid youma that made of mud.
"Oh wow! Nature has heard my call!" Amara ran to the youma giving it a hug only to be flung back onto the ground.
"Mercury Crystal Power!" "Pluto Crystal Power!" "Neptune Crystal Power!"
Trista: Did Amara transform? No! Why? She thought it was too civilan to save the world wearing clothes.
"Okay monster. I'm mad. That's it!-" Mercury yelled "I really have ta piss." Neptune cut in.
Mercury glared at her....
Trista: The most evilest glare besides the one she gave Mina earlier that I've ever seen. It only got funnier when she flicked her off. This made me laugh my ass off. Anyways.
"As I was saying. Your going down. In the name of the planet Mercury-" "I will make you unable to see me." Neptune chriped in.
"Shut-up!" Mercury turned back at the monster, "Like I was saying. In the name of the planet Mercury....I shall...." "Fuck you!" Neptune again interrupted.
The monster only stood and watch the two.
Trista: Oh could it get any stranger. Yes it can. And it did.
A little black object shaped like a bat landed on the ground.
"Tuxedo Mask found an alternative besides roses?" I asked.
"No its is I....." A all too fimilar voice said, "Batgirl!" Trista: It was Mina! Can you belive it? First she thinks she supergirl now batgirl.
The shadows revealed a very bruised and battered Mina with broken arm wearing batgirls outfit.
"I figured since I found out I couldn't fly then I must be batgirl." "Your not batgirl nor you were supergirl." I yelled.
She jumped from the spot she was in and landed next to us all, "Stand back you evil creature." The monster looked at her and charged taking itself and Mina into the temple wall.
Trista: That had to hurt. Cause she was KOed.
"Pluto Deadly Scream." I called out. I released my attack and killed the monster.
Trista: All me baby!
"Oh great!" Amara cheered rolling in the mud of what's left of the monster. She then ran into the trees and came back with leaves covering the important spots of her body.
Trista: Even though the whole damn world already saw her naked and she just put poison ivy over the important spots of her womanhood.
"Ahhh Robin! Where's Robin!?" Mina screamed as she woke up, "We must find Robin!" She looked at Mercury, "Oh Your alright!" Mercury pointed at Neptune, "Yes I am, but that stupid scout ruined my speech." "I know Robin, I know." Mina said standing up, "Oh my leg."
Trista: My best count was Mina thought she was batman and Mercury was robin and she broke her leg. Anywho. Next thing that happen was actually pretty cool. The aliens came back. They dropped Raye off and left rather fast.
"I wasn't that bad." Raye said smiling.
"Did you have fun?" Amy asked.
Raye nodded her head, "Boy you should have saw their faces when I flame sniper that ogre." She then walked off saying something about city hall, fire, cool, yeah.
Trista: Consider Raye lost her sanity I think she was going to set city hall on fire.
"Robin!" Mina yelled running to Amy. Amy smiled and waved at me, "Oh I'll see ya later Trista." She then ran down the temple steps just as Lita ran up them.
Trista: Must I tell you what she was doing. I will. She had a bunch of animals behind her.
"Aren't animals cute?" Lita exclaimed, "I've got dogs, cats, mice, anything you name it." "I think I have fleas." Amara explained scratching.
"Pleazzzzzzzzz." Michelle replied waving her thought away, "You got poison ivy all over you." "Eh!" "Oh don't worry my bitch you'll be alright. Just take your naked ass home."
"Yes my pimp daddy." Amara replied.
Trista: Pimp daddy? Oh my. Did I tell you Mina ran oh I mean hopped after Amy. Well she in case you were wondering. Amara left too. Would you belive me if I told you something else happen? Well something did....
A big blast of flames came from the bottom of the temple steps. Two of Lita's pets, The dog and the chicken were burnt to a crisp and Raye now Sailor Mars was cheering and pointing and grabbing random people and telling them what she just did.
"Did ja see what I did? I burned them good." Trista: Fried dog and chicken anyone?
Lita turned around with a new filled hatred for the scout of mars.
"You'll pay, pyro!" She pulled out her transforming wand, "Jupiter Crystal Power!"
Trista: Oh boy now your in for some action.
"Hey everyone I just set city hall on fire, burned up a dog and a chicken and feelin' great." They then heard cop cars in the background. Jupiter was preparing to attack.
"Jupiter....Thunder....Dragon!" The cop cars pulled up just as Jupiter unleashed her attack. Mars blinked a few times before decided to roll out the way and run away singing.
Trista: What was she singing? Oh I don't know. Something she made up. It went something like this....
"Fire. Fire. Fire. Oh it rules. Fire. Fire. Oh fire! Ain't it cool!?"
Trista: Oh you ask what did that attack do..? Well.....let's just say a few good men are dead now. Well speaking of Jupiter and that....
"Oh my!" Jupiter ran over to the thing on the ground, "Oh are you alright hampster. I didn't know you were there." She hugged the creature and ran off in the oppsite direction.
Michelle looked at Me, "This shit is...boring! I'm outty like an outer." She walked off down the steps kicked something and walked off on home.
Trista: She kicked it because she felt like it if you wanted to know. I guess I was okay after that. I walked down those steps too, but I feared the worst for the city of Tokyo while the Sailor Scouts were out of their damn minds. Raye setting fires to anything that burns, Mina thinking she's heroes from america, Serena seeing carrots, Lita transformed and running a hampster to the vet, Hotaru and Darien were well bonding, Amara was naked and Michelle did whatever she felt was right.
*Flashes back to room* "I only hope you can help." Trista said.
"Don't worry ma'am." The third figure said, "We hope we can help too." "You may go."
Trista got up and walked out the room leaving the three figures alone.
"Bring in the next person." the second said.
The door opened and Trista walked in the room. She sat down in the chair.
"Can you tell us what happen at the temple after the little girl left?" "Oh yeah sure. Right when Rini left...."
*Flashes back to temple the other day*
Trista's voice: I was staring at the site before me. Rini had ran and Amy and myself were freaked beyond belief....Oh Darien was crying by the tree because he ran out of roses.
"I ran out of roses! HOW!?" He wailed.
"Oh Darien. You can just grow some more." Amy simply said, "There not hard."
"Ya know." Michelle added, "I mean don't sit there and cry like a little pussy." She then laced her hands together and blinked like a little girl and said in a very high-pitch voice, "Look at me, I'm Darien. I ran out of roses and I'm a little pussy. I'm also sessy."
Hotaru ran over to Darien and patted him on the back, "Its going to be okay. You don't need to cry. Let's go get you some more." Darien sniffed and looked up at her, "Gee thank you Hotaru."
"No problem. Anything to help out the needy." They both stood and walked down the temple steps with Hotaru patting Darien on the back.
Trista: Darien crying like a little school girl is scary. Let me tell you its not a pretty site. Oh Rini did meantion that Amara was running around naked? I'm sure she did. Well speaking of the streaker herself.
"Isn't life a wonderful thing? Freedom to do what you want when you want. Oh how I love the power of freedom." Amara stood on a pole and swinged around in circles.
"Will you please put some clothes on?" I asked.
"Then I would go back to being part of human nature. I want to be like the animals. Roam naked and free."
"You go girl!" Michelle cheered.
Trista: Oh ya know how its said that when something as reach its peak it can't go no further. Well that's a load of bull. To make our little day worst. Evil decides to attack.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha!" A evil voiced echoed.
Trista: It was actually a stupid youma that made of mud.
"Oh wow! Nature has heard my call!" Amara ran to the youma giving it a hug only to be flung back onto the ground.
"Mercury Crystal Power!" "Pluto Crystal Power!" "Neptune Crystal Power!"
Trista: Did Amara transform? No! Why? She thought it was too civilan to save the world wearing clothes.
"Okay monster. I'm mad. That's it!-" Mercury yelled "I really have ta piss." Neptune cut in.
Mercury glared at her....
Trista: The most evilest glare besides the one she gave Mina earlier that I've ever seen. It only got funnier when she flicked her off. This made me laugh my ass off. Anyways.
"As I was saying. Your going down. In the name of the planet Mercury-" "I will make you unable to see me." Neptune chriped in.
"Shut-up!" Mercury turned back at the monster, "Like I was saying. In the name of the planet Mercury....I shall...." "Fuck you!" Neptune again interrupted.
The monster only stood and watch the two.
Trista: Oh could it get any stranger. Yes it can. And it did.
A little black object shaped like a bat landed on the ground.
"Tuxedo Mask found an alternative besides roses?" I asked.
"No its is I....." A all too fimilar voice said, "Batgirl!" Trista: It was Mina! Can you belive it? First she thinks she supergirl now batgirl.
The shadows revealed a very bruised and battered Mina with broken arm wearing batgirls outfit.
"I figured since I found out I couldn't fly then I must be batgirl." "Your not batgirl nor you were supergirl." I yelled.
She jumped from the spot she was in and landed next to us all, "Stand back you evil creature." The monster looked at her and charged taking itself and Mina into the temple wall.
Trista: That had to hurt. Cause she was KOed.
"Pluto Deadly Scream." I called out. I released my attack and killed the monster.
Trista: All me baby!
"Oh great!" Amara cheered rolling in the mud of what's left of the monster. She then ran into the trees and came back with leaves covering the important spots of her body.
Trista: Even though the whole damn world already saw her naked and she just put poison ivy over the important spots of her womanhood.
"Ahhh Robin! Where's Robin!?" Mina screamed as she woke up, "We must find Robin!" She looked at Mercury, "Oh Your alright!" Mercury pointed at Neptune, "Yes I am, but that stupid scout ruined my speech." "I know Robin, I know." Mina said standing up, "Oh my leg."
Trista: My best count was Mina thought she was batman and Mercury was robin and she broke her leg. Anywho. Next thing that happen was actually pretty cool. The aliens came back. They dropped Raye off and left rather fast.
"I wasn't that bad." Raye said smiling.
"Did you have fun?" Amy asked.
Raye nodded her head, "Boy you should have saw their faces when I flame sniper that ogre." She then walked off saying something about city hall, fire, cool, yeah.
Trista: Consider Raye lost her sanity I think she was going to set city hall on fire.
"Robin!" Mina yelled running to Amy. Amy smiled and waved at me, "Oh I'll see ya later Trista." She then ran down the temple steps just as Lita ran up them.
Trista: Must I tell you what she was doing. I will. She had a bunch of animals behind her.
"Aren't animals cute?" Lita exclaimed, "I've got dogs, cats, mice, anything you name it." "I think I have fleas." Amara explained scratching.
"Pleazzzzzzzzz." Michelle replied waving her thought away, "You got poison ivy all over you." "Eh!" "Oh don't worry my bitch you'll be alright. Just take your naked ass home."
"Yes my pimp daddy." Amara replied.
Trista: Pimp daddy? Oh my. Did I tell you Mina ran oh I mean hopped after Amy. Well she in case you were wondering. Amara left too. Would you belive me if I told you something else happen? Well something did....
A big blast of flames came from the bottom of the temple steps. Two of Lita's pets, The dog and the chicken were burnt to a crisp and Raye now Sailor Mars was cheering and pointing and grabbing random people and telling them what she just did.
"Did ja see what I did? I burned them good." Trista: Fried dog and chicken anyone?
Lita turned around with a new filled hatred for the scout of mars.
"You'll pay, pyro!" She pulled out her transforming wand, "Jupiter Crystal Power!"
Trista: Oh boy now your in for some action.
"Hey everyone I just set city hall on fire, burned up a dog and a chicken and feelin' great." They then heard cop cars in the background. Jupiter was preparing to attack.
"Jupiter....Thunder....Dragon!" The cop cars pulled up just as Jupiter unleashed her attack. Mars blinked a few times before decided to roll out the way and run away singing.
Trista: What was she singing? Oh I don't know. Something she made up. It went something like this....
"Fire. Fire. Fire. Oh it rules. Fire. Fire. Oh fire! Ain't it cool!?"
Trista: Oh you ask what did that attack do..? Well.....let's just say a few good men are dead now. Well speaking of Jupiter and that....
"Oh my!" Jupiter ran over to the thing on the ground, "Oh are you alright hampster. I didn't know you were there." She hugged the creature and ran off in the oppsite direction.
Michelle looked at Me, "This shit is...boring! I'm outty like an outer." She walked off down the steps kicked something and walked off on home.
Trista: She kicked it because she felt like it if you wanted to know. I guess I was okay after that. I walked down those steps too, but I feared the worst for the city of Tokyo while the Sailor Scouts were out of their damn minds. Raye setting fires to anything that burns, Mina thinking she's heroes from america, Serena seeing carrots, Lita transformed and running a hampster to the vet, Hotaru and Darien were well bonding, Amara was naked and Michelle did whatever she felt was right.
*Flashes back to room* "I only hope you can help." Trista said.
"Don't worry ma'am." The third figure said, "We hope we can help too." "You may go."
Trista got up and walked out the room leaving the three figures alone.