"Send in the next one." Said the first figure.
Amy walked in and sat down.
"Tell us what happen after you left the temple." The third figure said.
"Ugh...okay. Well I ran away due to the lack of sanity the area had and....." *Flashes back to other day*
"Robin!" Mina yelled, "We have to stop the joker." "Mina go away! I'm not Robin and your not Batman!" I yelled
Mina suddenly stopped for a second and shook her head. She closed her eyes and opened them again, "Who you calling Batman? I'm Wonder Woman!" She put her hands on her hips and stood proud.
Amy: As proud as a insane girl can get. Oh you want to know what made my day. This did! "Venus Crystal Power!" Mina yelled.
Amy: Transforming. She transformed in the middle of the street. Bloody idiot!
A few cars crashed and people walked into other people or poles all were staring at Mina or Sailor Venus.
"Oh its just an optical illusion." I explained, "Continue what you were doing!" Venus then brought out her love chain and tied a loop in it. She then began to swing it in the air. She tossed it and tied a random guy up, "You are tied in Wonder Woman's golden lasso of truth. Tell the truth now!"
The guy looked at Venus and smiled very scared like.
Amy: Just like me. I sure was scared.
"I cheated on my wife once! That's it!" He answered, "Let go! This thing is starting to hurt!"
Amy: I left leaving Mina or Venus to her work. I really didn't care. I continued on home when I saw Serena in a tree. I would have said hi, but well ya know she was yelling at the killer carrots below on the ground, so I left her to what she was doing. Then I relized I had to go to mall to get something. This probably was the stupidest thing I've ever done. I walked into the mall and of course I saw it full. This what made this normal trip not so normal....
"Alright everyone this is a hold up!" A familiar voice yelled.
Amy: Why was Michelle or Sailor Neptune holding the damn mall up?
"Get down on the ground or feel lots of water and pain!" She yelled.
Everyone did so and one person. One person I knew stood up.
Amy: Hotaru. Semi-normal and semi-crazy.
"How dare you? We are suppose to protect these people not hurt them. We defend them not steal from them! How could you!" Neptune looked very annoyed, "And do we get any money for this?" Hotaru sat there for a few seconds, "Ya know what? Your right hold on. I'll be back" She ran off.
Amy: Of course we know what she was going to do. Something she shouldn't be doing, but she was doing it anyways. Oh did I tell you Darien was there?
Neptune walked over to Darien, who was on the ground crying his eyes out. His nose was running and he looked like a five year old child that just got in trouble.
"Hey sessy!" "Don't hurt me!" He cried, "I don't have any roses or anything to throw. Please don't hurt me." He wiped his nose with the sleeve of his jacket and curled up in a ball and cried some more.
"Oh don't worry. I'm not gonna hurt ya." She said and walked off.
Hotaru or Saturn came back and she smiled and laughed, "Hi I have a really big knife and I want you all to say hi to it. Now say hi Saturn's big knife." Amy: Of course everyone did.
"HI SATURN'S BIG KNIFE!" Everyone yelled.
Amy: The one thing I didn't want to happen. Happened. Michelle saw me.
"Hey what's up!?" "Ugh...hi!" "Wanna help!?" She asked.
I shook my head, "No I just came to get something." "Well okay suit yourself." "Yeah I'll see ya later." Amy: I started to walk off but didn't get very far. Something else happen.
"Stop right there!"
Amy: It couldn't be Sailor Moon cause she was hiding in her tree, so who was it.
Up on the second floor on the railing stood Sailor Jupiter with a hamster in her arms. "I'm Sailor Jupiter and I want to know where the nearest vet is cause Mr. Hamster here is hurt." When she didn't get an answer she glared at the people, "Tell me or face the wrath of Jupiter!"
Everyone including Saturn and Neptune pointed east.
"Around the corner." Said a random person.
"Oh thanks." She jumped from where she was and ran out the mall.
Amy: Of course she wasn't there to save them. No no. Of course not. She wanted to save her hamster. Well anyways I decided I really didn't care and continue to the store I wanted to go to. Half where there I decided I should help and went back. What I saw was most interesting.
"This is cool! Dance rose boy! Dance!"
Amy: Why was Sailor Mars shooting fireballs at Darien's feet making him dance!?
"Come on dance!" Mars yelled. Amy: Oh Neptune and Saturn were watching Mars do this to poor Darien and the other people were gone.
"I don't want to do this anymore!" Darien cried.
"Do the moon walk!" Saturn yelled.
Mars fired another fireball at Darien's feet and he started to moon walk.
Amy: I had to admit it was pretty funny. I mean it was 'till Mars accidentally missed Darien and set the curtains on fire and that set the plants on fire and everything else caught fire. I would have tried to stop, but ya know fire melts ice. So....
"Michelle stop the fire!" I yelled.
Michelle looked at me and smiled and turned back to Mars, "Make him crib walk!"
Mars fired a fireball and Darien started to crib walk.
"Come crib walk to the bus stop." Mars fired a number of fireballs as her, Saturn and Neptune with Darien, who was crib walking out the mall.
Amy: Oh I ran out call the fire department and ran away. As I walked home Serena ran up to me. She seemed pretty normal.
"Hi Amy!" "Hi Serena." I said.
Her smile turned into a frown when she looked at nothing in front of us.
"They're back!" She screamed and jumped behind me, "Protect me!"
Amy: Right. I pointed her to the nearest police station.
"Go tell them about your carrot problem!" "Thanks Amy!" She ran off.
Amy: I ran home not brothering help when I saw Mina forcing people to tell her truth. When I saw Lita throwing people out the vet's office. When I passed the bus stop and saw Mars, Neptune, and Saturn making Darien dance, when I saw Amara making out with a monkey when I passed the zoo. I just ran on home.
*Flashes back to room*
"That's it!" The second person said.
"Yeah." Amy replied.
"Well thank you." Said the first.
"We'll have this taken care of." Said the third.
"Yeah we'll have the garnet rod and your computer back in no time." Said the second.
"Thank you." Amy said and walked out the room.
Each figure glance at each other.
"The Sailor Scouts have really lost it!"
"And its our job to make things normal again!"
"Well then let's get to work."
THE END!
A/N: Well now I left you wondering. Will Serena stop seeing killer carrots? Will Lita get over her sudden obsessions? Will Michelle ever care and become normal again? Will Hotaru actually hurt someone with her glaive or help a bunch of people? Will Mina stop thinking she's DC heroes? Will Raye get over her fire obsession? Probably not. Will Darien ever get his manhood back? And will Amara put some clothes on again? Find this out and who the shadowed figures are in the next part of the saga.....
The Sailor Scouts are still weird, but this time they're dimension hoppin'
Amy walked in and sat down.
"Tell us what happen after you left the temple." The third figure said.
"Ugh...okay. Well I ran away due to the lack of sanity the area had and....." *Flashes back to other day*
"Robin!" Mina yelled, "We have to stop the joker." "Mina go away! I'm not Robin and your not Batman!" I yelled
Mina suddenly stopped for a second and shook her head. She closed her eyes and opened them again, "Who you calling Batman? I'm Wonder Woman!" She put her hands on her hips and stood proud.
Amy: As proud as a insane girl can get. Oh you want to know what made my day. This did! "Venus Crystal Power!" Mina yelled.
Amy: Transforming. She transformed in the middle of the street. Bloody idiot!
A few cars crashed and people walked into other people or poles all were staring at Mina or Sailor Venus.
"Oh its just an optical illusion." I explained, "Continue what you were doing!" Venus then brought out her love chain and tied a loop in it. She then began to swing it in the air. She tossed it and tied a random guy up, "You are tied in Wonder Woman's golden lasso of truth. Tell the truth now!"
The guy looked at Venus and smiled very scared like.
Amy: Just like me. I sure was scared.
"I cheated on my wife once! That's it!" He answered, "Let go! This thing is starting to hurt!"
Amy: I left leaving Mina or Venus to her work. I really didn't care. I continued on home when I saw Serena in a tree. I would have said hi, but well ya know she was yelling at the killer carrots below on the ground, so I left her to what she was doing. Then I relized I had to go to mall to get something. This probably was the stupidest thing I've ever done. I walked into the mall and of course I saw it full. This what made this normal trip not so normal....
"Alright everyone this is a hold up!" A familiar voice yelled.
Amy: Why was Michelle or Sailor Neptune holding the damn mall up?
"Get down on the ground or feel lots of water and pain!" She yelled.
Everyone did so and one person. One person I knew stood up.
Amy: Hotaru. Semi-normal and semi-crazy.
"How dare you? We are suppose to protect these people not hurt them. We defend them not steal from them! How could you!" Neptune looked very annoyed, "And do we get any money for this?" Hotaru sat there for a few seconds, "Ya know what? Your right hold on. I'll be back" She ran off.
Amy: Of course we know what she was going to do. Something she shouldn't be doing, but she was doing it anyways. Oh did I tell you Darien was there?
Neptune walked over to Darien, who was on the ground crying his eyes out. His nose was running and he looked like a five year old child that just got in trouble.
"Hey sessy!" "Don't hurt me!" He cried, "I don't have any roses or anything to throw. Please don't hurt me." He wiped his nose with the sleeve of his jacket and curled up in a ball and cried some more.
"Oh don't worry. I'm not gonna hurt ya." She said and walked off.
Hotaru or Saturn came back and she smiled and laughed, "Hi I have a really big knife and I want you all to say hi to it. Now say hi Saturn's big knife." Amy: Of course everyone did.
"HI SATURN'S BIG KNIFE!" Everyone yelled.
Amy: The one thing I didn't want to happen. Happened. Michelle saw me.
"Hey what's up!?" "Ugh...hi!" "Wanna help!?" She asked.
I shook my head, "No I just came to get something." "Well okay suit yourself." "Yeah I'll see ya later." Amy: I started to walk off but didn't get very far. Something else happen.
"Stop right there!"
Amy: It couldn't be Sailor Moon cause she was hiding in her tree, so who was it.
Up on the second floor on the railing stood Sailor Jupiter with a hamster in her arms. "I'm Sailor Jupiter and I want to know where the nearest vet is cause Mr. Hamster here is hurt." When she didn't get an answer she glared at the people, "Tell me or face the wrath of Jupiter!"
Everyone including Saturn and Neptune pointed east.
"Around the corner." Said a random person.
"Oh thanks." She jumped from where she was and ran out the mall.
Amy: Of course she wasn't there to save them. No no. Of course not. She wanted to save her hamster. Well anyways I decided I really didn't care and continue to the store I wanted to go to. Half where there I decided I should help and went back. What I saw was most interesting.
"This is cool! Dance rose boy! Dance!"
Amy: Why was Sailor Mars shooting fireballs at Darien's feet making him dance!?
"Come on dance!" Mars yelled. Amy: Oh Neptune and Saturn were watching Mars do this to poor Darien and the other people were gone.
"I don't want to do this anymore!" Darien cried.
"Do the moon walk!" Saturn yelled.
Mars fired another fireball at Darien's feet and he started to moon walk.
Amy: I had to admit it was pretty funny. I mean it was 'till Mars accidentally missed Darien and set the curtains on fire and that set the plants on fire and everything else caught fire. I would have tried to stop, but ya know fire melts ice. So....
"Michelle stop the fire!" I yelled.
Michelle looked at me and smiled and turned back to Mars, "Make him crib walk!"
Mars fired a fireball and Darien started to crib walk.
"Come crib walk to the bus stop." Mars fired a number of fireballs as her, Saturn and Neptune with Darien, who was crib walking out the mall.
Amy: Oh I ran out call the fire department and ran away. As I walked home Serena ran up to me. She seemed pretty normal.
"Hi Amy!" "Hi Serena." I said.
Her smile turned into a frown when she looked at nothing in front of us.
"They're back!" She screamed and jumped behind me, "Protect me!"
Amy: Right. I pointed her to the nearest police station.
"Go tell them about your carrot problem!" "Thanks Amy!" She ran off.
Amy: I ran home not brothering help when I saw Mina forcing people to tell her truth. When I saw Lita throwing people out the vet's office. When I passed the bus stop and saw Mars, Neptune, and Saturn making Darien dance, when I saw Amara making out with a monkey when I passed the zoo. I just ran on home.
*Flashes back to room*
"That's it!" The second person said.
"Yeah." Amy replied.
"Well thank you." Said the first.
"We'll have this taken care of." Said the third.
"Yeah we'll have the garnet rod and your computer back in no time." Said the second.
"Thank you." Amy said and walked out the room.
Each figure glance at each other.
"The Sailor Scouts have really lost it!"
"And its our job to make things normal again!"
"Well then let's get to work."
THE END!
A/N: Well now I left you wondering. Will Serena stop seeing killer carrots? Will Lita get over her sudden obsessions? Will Michelle ever care and become normal again? Will Hotaru actually hurt someone with her glaive or help a bunch of people? Will Mina stop thinking she's DC heroes? Will Raye get over her fire obsession? Probably not. Will Darien ever get his manhood back? And will Amara put some clothes on again? Find this out and who the shadowed figures are in the next part of the saga.....
The Sailor Scouts are still weird, but this time they're dimension hoppin'