"No news....is good news"
7:45 'Front of school'
K-chan, Asuka, and Monty are standing in front of the school talking on the steps. (I'll just say this the fanfiction school. Yes. Us writers go to school. The horror. Some of them are going to kill me for this. ^-^)
K-chan looks at her 'Digimon' watch.
K-chan: Hey. Wasn't the school bus suppose to be hear already?
Asuka: Yeah, it is. I wonder why it's not here?
Monty: It's probably just late....
Asuka: Oh, my god. Look!
Girls: Huh? O_o
They look and see the bus swerving and windows are clouded. It then parks it self on the curve. The door opens and clouds of smoke pours out. The students run out coughing and gaging.
Students: X_x
K-chan: Or....maybe not. ^^;
Monty: The hell? _;
Yuffie runs off the bus followed by Lady Kisaragi, Crazy Lyrics, Sephy, Cloud, and everyone else.
Yuffie:*coughing* Gawd!....cough...you old fart! Are you crazy?
Brittany: Cid!....cough....cough....what the hell were you thinking? ...cough...cough...Smoking on the bus!?
Tifa: Yeah...cough...
Cid: Not a damn thing.
Cait Sith: _ Figures.
Aeris: Ewwww....now I smell like smoke.
Barret: You ain't the on'ly one.
Asuka: Lady Kisaragi? Do you mind telling us, what happened?
Lady K: Cid....took the liberty of smoking on the bus.
Asuka: _;
Cid: How the ^@&*(#( I was suppose to know the damn windows were stuck?
Vincent: You could have asked.
Cid: F*** you!
K-chan: Hey! Where did they come from? ^^
Lady K: I really wish I knew the answer to that. T-T;;
K-chan: Well, that's not the only strange things that's been happening here.
Lady K: It's not? Then wha--
Monty: Hi, there. ^-^ I'm Monty. Hi there Cait Sith.
Cait Sith: Hiya, Monty. Long time no see.
Cloud: Hey! I didn't know guy's wore skirts too.
Monty: GUY!? I'm a girl!
Cloud: But you have a guy's name. So...you must be a guy. ^_^
Monty: MONTY CAN BE A GIRL AND GUY'S NAME! I'M NOT A GUY!! I'M A GIRL! GIRL! GIRL! GIRL! You dumb blonde!
Cloud: (whisper...I think 'he's' in denial.)
Crazy Lyrics: Cloud....you really need to stop using so much Pert Plus shampoo. I think it's going to your mind.
Lady K: Well, I know you guy's know who they are. Everyone, this is K-Chan (Pseudo-Princess), Asuka of dejimon, and Monty (who is not a guy)
Cloud: Okay, if she's not a guy what is she then? A bishonen?
Monty: If you weren't cute I'd kill you.
Cloud: Thanks. ^_^
Monty: _;
Lady K: I'm glad you guy's aren't freaked out or anything.
K-chan: No we're not. Because other freaky stuff been happening here anyway. Monty here brought the Turks here with her.
Lady K: WHAT!?
Asuka:*nodds* Yep. And Shinra also tagged along. And that's not the half of it.
Monty: Oops. ^o^
Lady K: Oops!? That's all you can say!? Where are they now!?
Monty: I dun know. I told shadow and Reeve to go look for them. But.... they haven't came back.....yet. ^^
Lady K: Great! We don't have time to look for them, because classes start in five minutes. Okay, here's the plan. Crazy Lyrics, you and K-chan take Barret, Cid, and Vincent with you. Monty, you and Asuka got Cait Sith, Yuffie, and RedXII. And I'll take Sephy, Aeris, and Tifa. Well, I very well can't let Cloud wonder around here by himself, so Crazy Lyrics please look after him. We'll meet up later bye.
Crazy Lyrics: Great. Now, we're stuck with tall dark and demented, a Mr.T wannabe, the blonde-haired harlot, and Nicotine Guy. Just great.
K-chan: Well, it can't get any worse.
Cloud: Uh, guys?
Crazy Lyrics: Yeah?
Cloud:*teary eyed*....I need to go to the bathroom. T~T
Crazy Lyrics: You were saying?
K-chan:*sweatdrop* _;;
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8:25 'No news is good news'
Aeris: Wow. So this is what a class room is like.
Sephy: I though it would be bigger.
Tifa: Uh, what are we suppose to be doing now?
Brittany: We're waiting for the morning announcement's. Yue-chan and Rosie are suppose to be doing the school news this morning. Look, it's about to come on.
One of the students turn on the tv.
TV: "Hi there all you student, teachers, and all the fine ladies at school. ^^
Lady K: Oh, SHIT!!
Aeris: Oh, look Reno's on TV! ^-^
Sephy: How, did that ass get on tv?
Tifa: How come I didn't get to be on tv. ~
Sephy&LadyK: O_o
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*In another class room*
Asuka: Oh, crap.
Monty: What is it?
Asuka: Look at freakin' tv!
Monty:*looks at tv* Oh, look Reno's on tv. ^o^
Asuka: ^^; Uh, hello? Did you here what I said?
Yuffie: What the hell is that ass Reno doing on TV?
~Reno: Well, as you can see Yue-chan and Rosie won't be able to do the Mornin' News this morning because they're a little...tied up at the moment *camera pans away and shows Yue-chan and Rosie tied up in chairs back to back with gags in there mouths.*~
RedXII: Monty? You do see what's happening don't you? Monty!?
Monty: Doesn't Reno look so cute on TV, ne? ^-^
Everyone: O_o;
Asuka: I'll go stop him. *runs out of class room*
Teacher: Miss wait! You need a...never mind. _ I can't control these kids anymore.
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Asuka is running down the hallway when she turns the corner and bumps into Elena of the Turks.
Elena: Ouch.
Asuka: Hey, it's you. WHere's Rude?
Elena: Rude? He went to the tv room to stop Reno and I was on my way there.
Asuka: Well, that makes both of us come on.
Elena and Asuka take off down the hallway.
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~Reno: Now, that I'm done with all those boring annoucements. It says, here I'm suppose to read a short fanfic to ya. Well, I took the liberty of writing a 'lemon fanfic', so prepare your selves.
*Classroom*
Aeris: What's a lemon?
Tifa: It's what you make with lemonade. Duh.
Aeris: Ohhhhhhhhh......
Lady K:*pulling hair* Oh, my god! Oh, my god! Oh, my god! Oh. My. GOD!
Sephy:*laughing out loud* Oh, man! Oh, man! Reno is in DEEP, DEEP SHIT!! Hahahahahahaa....
hahahahahahahah
The students are blankly staring at the tv and the teacher is taking out his inhaler and is breathing very DEEPLY.
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~Reno: Now, after she pulls off his pants, she then bends down and....
Asuka: GET HIM!
Elena: YAHHH!!
Rude and Elena then tackle him to the ground and the camera tilts over a bit. Muffled voices could be heard. Asuka then holds up a sign that says stand by.
Asuka: Our daily news program has been canceled due to technical difficulties. Please stand by. ^-^;
*Back in the other class room*
Girl: Was....that part of the news? _
Boy: I....really don't think so. ^^
Lady K:*literally pulling hair* Why? WHY? Why is this happening? ToT *crys on Tifa shoulder*
Aeris: Is she gonna be all right?
Tifa: I really don't think so?
Sephy:*still laughing* Hahahahahahahahah....I...I think I'm gonna kill over. Hahahahahaha...
hahahaha.....
Girls: ^^; We're glad 'your' enjoying it.
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~A/N: Oh, man what a crazy chapter, ne? Looks like that isn't the worse of our troubles.....
yet? Aren't I so evil?~
7:45 'Front of school'
K-chan, Asuka, and Monty are standing in front of the school talking on the steps. (I'll just say this the fanfiction school. Yes. Us writers go to school. The horror. Some of them are going to kill me for this. ^-^)
K-chan looks at her 'Digimon' watch.
K-chan: Hey. Wasn't the school bus suppose to be hear already?
Asuka: Yeah, it is. I wonder why it's not here?
Monty: It's probably just late....
Asuka: Oh, my god. Look!
Girls: Huh? O_o
They look and see the bus swerving and windows are clouded. It then parks it self on the curve. The door opens and clouds of smoke pours out. The students run out coughing and gaging.
Students: X_x
K-chan: Or....maybe not. ^^;
Monty: The hell? _;
Yuffie runs off the bus followed by Lady Kisaragi, Crazy Lyrics, Sephy, Cloud, and everyone else.
Yuffie:*coughing* Gawd!....cough...you old fart! Are you crazy?
Brittany: Cid!....cough....cough....what the hell were you thinking? ...cough...cough...Smoking on the bus!?
Tifa: Yeah...cough...
Cid: Not a damn thing.
Cait Sith: _ Figures.
Aeris: Ewwww....now I smell like smoke.
Barret: You ain't the on'ly one.
Asuka: Lady Kisaragi? Do you mind telling us, what happened?
Lady K: Cid....took the liberty of smoking on the bus.
Asuka: _;
Cid: How the ^@&*(#( I was suppose to know the damn windows were stuck?
Vincent: You could have asked.
Cid: F*** you!
K-chan: Hey! Where did they come from? ^^
Lady K: I really wish I knew the answer to that. T-T;;
K-chan: Well, that's not the only strange things that's been happening here.
Lady K: It's not? Then wha--
Monty: Hi, there. ^-^ I'm Monty. Hi there Cait Sith.
Cait Sith: Hiya, Monty. Long time no see.
Cloud: Hey! I didn't know guy's wore skirts too.
Monty: GUY!? I'm a girl!
Cloud: But you have a guy's name. So...you must be a guy. ^_^
Monty: MONTY CAN BE A GIRL AND GUY'S NAME! I'M NOT A GUY!! I'M A GIRL! GIRL! GIRL! GIRL! You dumb blonde!
Cloud: (whisper...I think 'he's' in denial.)
Crazy Lyrics: Cloud....you really need to stop using so much Pert Plus shampoo. I think it's going to your mind.
Lady K: Well, I know you guy's know who they are. Everyone, this is K-Chan (Pseudo-Princess), Asuka of dejimon, and Monty (who is not a guy)
Cloud: Okay, if she's not a guy what is she then? A bishonen?
Monty: If you weren't cute I'd kill you.
Cloud: Thanks. ^_^
Monty: _;
Lady K: I'm glad you guy's aren't freaked out or anything.
K-chan: No we're not. Because other freaky stuff been happening here anyway. Monty here brought the Turks here with her.
Lady K: WHAT!?
Asuka:*nodds* Yep. And Shinra also tagged along. And that's not the half of it.
Monty: Oops. ^o^
Lady K: Oops!? That's all you can say!? Where are they now!?
Monty: I dun know. I told shadow and Reeve to go look for them. But.... they haven't came back.....yet. ^^
Lady K: Great! We don't have time to look for them, because classes start in five minutes. Okay, here's the plan. Crazy Lyrics, you and K-chan take Barret, Cid, and Vincent with you. Monty, you and Asuka got Cait Sith, Yuffie, and RedXII. And I'll take Sephy, Aeris, and Tifa. Well, I very well can't let Cloud wonder around here by himself, so Crazy Lyrics please look after him. We'll meet up later bye.
Crazy Lyrics: Great. Now, we're stuck with tall dark and demented, a Mr.T wannabe, the blonde-haired harlot, and Nicotine Guy. Just great.
K-chan: Well, it can't get any worse.
Cloud: Uh, guys?
Crazy Lyrics: Yeah?
Cloud:*teary eyed*....I need to go to the bathroom. T~T
Crazy Lyrics: You were saying?
K-chan:*sweatdrop* _;;
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8:25 'No news is good news'
Aeris: Wow. So this is what a class room is like.
Sephy: I though it would be bigger.
Tifa: Uh, what are we suppose to be doing now?
Brittany: We're waiting for the morning announcement's. Yue-chan and Rosie are suppose to be doing the school news this morning. Look, it's about to come on.
One of the students turn on the tv.
TV: "Hi there all you student, teachers, and all the fine ladies at school. ^^
Lady K: Oh, SHIT!!
Aeris: Oh, look Reno's on TV! ^-^
Sephy: How, did that ass get on tv?
Tifa: How come I didn't get to be on tv. ~
Sephy&LadyK: O_o
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*In another class room*
Asuka: Oh, crap.
Monty: What is it?
Asuka: Look at freakin' tv!
Monty:*looks at tv* Oh, look Reno's on tv. ^o^
Asuka: ^^; Uh, hello? Did you here what I said?
Yuffie: What the hell is that ass Reno doing on TV?
~Reno: Well, as you can see Yue-chan and Rosie won't be able to do the Mornin' News this morning because they're a little...tied up at the moment *camera pans away and shows Yue-chan and Rosie tied up in chairs back to back with gags in there mouths.*~
RedXII: Monty? You do see what's happening don't you? Monty!?
Monty: Doesn't Reno look so cute on TV, ne? ^-^
Everyone: O_o;
Asuka: I'll go stop him. *runs out of class room*
Teacher: Miss wait! You need a...never mind. _ I can't control these kids anymore.
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Asuka is running down the hallway when she turns the corner and bumps into Elena of the Turks.
Elena: Ouch.
Asuka: Hey, it's you. WHere's Rude?
Elena: Rude? He went to the tv room to stop Reno and I was on my way there.
Asuka: Well, that makes both of us come on.
Elena and Asuka take off down the hallway.
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~Reno: Now, that I'm done with all those boring annoucements. It says, here I'm suppose to read a short fanfic to ya. Well, I took the liberty of writing a 'lemon fanfic', so prepare your selves.
*Classroom*
Aeris: What's a lemon?
Tifa: It's what you make with lemonade. Duh.
Aeris: Ohhhhhhhhh......
Lady K:*pulling hair* Oh, my god! Oh, my god! Oh, my god! Oh. My. GOD!
Sephy:*laughing out loud* Oh, man! Oh, man! Reno is in DEEP, DEEP SHIT!! Hahahahahahaa....
hahahahahahahah
The students are blankly staring at the tv and the teacher is taking out his inhaler and is breathing very DEEPLY.
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~Reno: Now, after she pulls off his pants, she then bends down and....
Asuka: GET HIM!
Elena: YAHHH!!
Rude and Elena then tackle him to the ground and the camera tilts over a bit. Muffled voices could be heard. Asuka then holds up a sign that says stand by.
Asuka: Our daily news program has been canceled due to technical difficulties. Please stand by. ^-^;
*Back in the other class room*
Girl: Was....that part of the news? _
Boy: I....really don't think so. ^^
Lady K:*literally pulling hair* Why? WHY? Why is this happening? ToT *crys on Tifa shoulder*
Aeris: Is she gonna be all right?
Tifa: I really don't think so?
Sephy:*still laughing* Hahahahahahahahah....I...I think I'm gonna kill over. Hahahahahaha...
hahahaha.....
Girls: ^^; We're glad 'your' enjoying it.
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~A/N: Oh, man what a crazy chapter, ne? Looks like that isn't the worse of our troubles.....
yet? Aren't I so evil?~