"Home Economics and Evil gerbils" ^o^
9:30 'Rude Awakening'
Lady K: ~_~
Aeris: Lady Kisaragi.....are you awake? *waves a hand in front of her face* Helllooooo....in there.
Lady K: -_- '......'
Sephy: Was that an answer?
Aeris: (whisper...how long is she gonna stay like that?)
Tifa: I don't know. I guess she's still dramatized.
Aeris: This is almost as worse that author's block.
Sephy: I feel a little sorry for her.
Aeris: You do? How sweet. ^o^
Sephy: ....I said a 'little'.
Tifa: _ *mumble* Jerk.
Lady K: -_-;
Aeris: Can't you do anything?
Sephy: What do you want me to do?
Aeris: I don't know. Use your powers or something. Look at her.
Lady K: O_o
Tifa: I think it's getting worse.
Aeris: Let's trying poking her.
Both: Poking her?
Aeris:*shruggs* It might work.
Tifa: Well, lets give it a try.
Lady K: -_-....*poke*...-_-;;...*poke*...^~^;....*poke*....~;...
Tifa: This isn't working. All she's doing is making faces and...Aeris?
Lady K: *poke*....~_~...*poke*...~
Tifa: Aeris! Will you quit poking her!?
Aeris: Oops, sorry. I got carried away. ^^
Tifa: Sephiroth, can't you do anything!?
Sephy: Well, I can't use my powers but I'll use the next best thing.
Aeris: And that is....
*Splash*
Lady K: WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! I'M DROWNING AND I CAN'T SWIM!!! AUTHOR OVERBOARD!! MAN ALL BATTLE STATIONS!! AUTHORS AND CHILDREN FIRST!! ICEBERG OFF THE PORT BOW!! ABANDON SHIP!!
All: _;;
Tifa: Water? You poured water on her! That's the next best thing!?
Sephy: What? It woke her up didn't it?
Tifa: _
Aeris: Are you all right, now?
Lady K: .....Yeah, I was just in shock. That's all. ~ '.......'
Tifa: What's wrong now?
Lady K: Why am I wet?
Sephy: ^^;
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9:40 'Chemistry Lab'
Vincent: Where's Cloud?
K-chan: He went with Crazy Lyrics and them to the gym. That was before he ran off crying (again), after Crazy Lyrics told him about the evil gerbils that live in the school.
Vincent:*scary thought* T-there are?
K-chan: NO!
Vincent: Good. *sighs in relief* Tell me...what does science have to do with fanfiction school?
K-chan:*shrugs* I don't know. I guess....it helps us writes better. If were like writing one of those sci-fi fics or something.
Vincent: Oh. Then why--
???: VINCENT!!
Vincent: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! MONSTER!!
A pair of arms wrapped around him.
???: I'm no monster silly.
Vincent: Fine. You're a weird crazy girl that have lached on to me and is now crushing my insides and cutting off my air supply.
???: You're so cute. ^-^
Vincent: Eep!
K-chan: Karuri-chan?
Karuri-chan: Oh, hi K-chan. ^o^ *dreamy eyed* Hi Vincent.
Vincent: *gulp* ^~^
Knowing Shadows: Geez Karuri-chan, give the guy some air.
K-chan: Uh, Vincent this is K-chan and Knowing shadows. (whispers....Karuri-chan is a little crazy, but she's very sweet.)
Vincent:*trying to breath* Oh....that's....good to....know....Ahhh. ToT
Knowing Shadows: I feel sorry for you.
Vincent: Why's that?
Knowing Shadows: Once she laches on, there's no way she going to let go.
Vincent: T_T Can I shoot her?
K-chan: No. But Karuri-chan you're not in this class.
Karuri-chan: I know. But once I heard Vincent was in here I rushed right over. Isn't that great, ne? ^_^
All: ^^;
Knowing Shadows: Hey, do you know we have a sub?
K-chan: We do? What happened to the other chemistry teacher, Mr. Elliot?
Knowing Shadows: I dun know. He just disappeared. He 'was' here this morning. Let me tell ya' the new sub is kind of weird.
Vincent:*trying to pry Karuri-chan off him* What...uh....does he....ah...look like?
Knowing Shadows: Well--
The door then opened and the sub-teacher step through the door.
K-chan: Oh, my god. It's--
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10:00 'Home Ec.'
Elena: I luv making cookies. ^o^
Monty: Me too! ^o^
Reno: There's no way I'm gonna eat one of their crack ass cookies.
Rufus: Why the hell are we in this class?
Asuka: To keep you, Reno and the rest of ya out of trouble.
Rufus: I don't believe 'I' Rufus Shinra have been reduce to take...take home economics.
Yuffie: Put a sock in it Dorkus Shinra, we all have to take it.
Rufus: Well, if I have to I want to make rice crispie treats.
Reno: Hell no! I rather bake cookies.
Rufus: Rice Crispie Treats!
Reno: Cookies!
Rufus: Rice Crispie Treats!
Reno: Cookies!
Rufus: Rice Crispie Treats!
All: ^~^
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10:15 'Chemistry Lab'
All: HOJO!
Hojo: Ahh, I see you come to listen to my lecture on Jenova cells, Mr. Valentine.
Vincent:*angry* HOJO!! YOU BASTARD!! I THOUGHT I FINISHED YOU OFF!!
Hojo: Looks like you were mistaken.
Boy: (whisper....what's going on?)
Girl: (whisper....I really dun know. This is like really freaky)
Vincent: I KILL YOU THIS TIME!! *Tries to reach his gun, but can't since Karuri-chan is still lached on to him* T_T Ahhhhh......curse you.
Knowing S.&K-chan:*sweatdrop* ~;
Hojo: Now, where was I? Oh, yes. Jenova cells are very sensitive. They can be injected into animals and humans. *holds up needle* Who wants to be my ginni pig?
Students:*gulp* ^~^;
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10:30 'Cookie Disaster'
Elena: That was fun.
Reno:*tired* Damn. I didn't know cookies were so hard to bake.
Rufus: Dumb ass. That why I said we should make Rice Crispie Treats.
Rude:*sweatdrop*
Yuffie: Gawd, atleast we're done.
Cait Sith: Yeah, I put in enough sugar.
RedXII: I 'bet' you did.
Monty: And flour, brown sugar....
Asuka: And butter, chocolate chips,....
Reno: And salt...
RedXII: Yeah. 3 teaspoons. Should have been enough.
Reno:*nervous* Uh...teaspoons? I didn't know they were teaspoons.
Yuffie: Well, duh. What the hell did you think tsp. stand for?
Everyone glares at Reno.
Reno: Uh....ten square pounds.
Everyone sweatdrop and then looks at the oven that shaking.
Cait Sith: IT'S GONNA BLOW!!
Rufus: OH, SHI--
*BOOM*
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10:45 'Attack of the fifteen foot gerbil'
The students are inched back against the wall scared to death.
Hojo: SO, no one want's to be my experiment?
Students: X_x
Hojo: Fine. I'll just use this cute gerbil.
K-chan: But you can't do that to a cute innocent gerbil.
Hojo: Do you want to take its place?
K-chan:*sweatdrop* Nevermind.
Grabs gerbil out of cage and sticks needle in it.
Vincent:*still can't reach gun* Damn it.
The gerbil then starts to transform and start growing.
Knowing Shadows: Uhh...shouldn't this be the part where we start running like hell.
K-chan: That's a good idea.
SCREEEEEEEEEECCHHHH.
Students: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
The student starts screaming and run out of the room at the site of the 15 foot gerbil.
Vincent:*whining* AHHHHHHHH!! It's an evil gerbil!! K-chan you said there weren't any! T.T
K-chan: So, I was wrong. So, sue me.
Karurui-chan:*love dovey* Well, don't just sit there. Shoot it. Save me, Vincent.
Vincent: Save you? What about me?
K-chan: RUN!!
K-chan and Knowing Shadows make a B-line towards the door.
Vincent: W-w-wait for me! Don't leave here with that gerbil and this girl!!
Vincent runs out of room with Karurui-chan on his back and the gerbil chasing them.
Karurui-chan:*dreamy eyed* My hero.
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~A/N: This chapter was kind of short. I was sort of lazy. I added Karuri-chan in here as a request. Obsessed with poor Vincent. (Who wouldn't? I know I would.) I am sooo, evil.~ ^_~
9:30 'Rude Awakening'
Lady K: ~_~
Aeris: Lady Kisaragi.....are you awake? *waves a hand in front of her face* Helllooooo....in there.
Lady K: -_- '......'
Sephy: Was that an answer?
Aeris: (whisper...how long is she gonna stay like that?)
Tifa: I don't know. I guess she's still dramatized.
Aeris: This is almost as worse that author's block.
Sephy: I feel a little sorry for her.
Aeris: You do? How sweet. ^o^
Sephy: ....I said a 'little'.
Tifa: _ *mumble* Jerk.
Lady K: -_-;
Aeris: Can't you do anything?
Sephy: What do you want me to do?
Aeris: I don't know. Use your powers or something. Look at her.
Lady K: O_o
Tifa: I think it's getting worse.
Aeris: Let's trying poking her.
Both: Poking her?
Aeris:*shruggs* It might work.
Tifa: Well, lets give it a try.
Lady K: -_-....*poke*...-_-;;...*poke*...^~^;....*poke*....~;...
Tifa: This isn't working. All she's doing is making faces and...Aeris?
Lady K: *poke*....~_~...*poke*...~
Tifa: Aeris! Will you quit poking her!?
Aeris: Oops, sorry. I got carried away. ^^
Tifa: Sephiroth, can't you do anything!?
Sephy: Well, I can't use my powers but I'll use the next best thing.
Aeris: And that is....
*Splash*
Lady K: WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! I'M DROWNING AND I CAN'T SWIM!!! AUTHOR OVERBOARD!! MAN ALL BATTLE STATIONS!! AUTHORS AND CHILDREN FIRST!! ICEBERG OFF THE PORT BOW!! ABANDON SHIP!!
All: _;;
Tifa: Water? You poured water on her! That's the next best thing!?
Sephy: What? It woke her up didn't it?
Tifa: _
Aeris: Are you all right, now?
Lady K: .....Yeah, I was just in shock. That's all. ~ '.......'
Tifa: What's wrong now?
Lady K: Why am I wet?
Sephy: ^^;
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9:40 'Chemistry Lab'
Vincent: Where's Cloud?
K-chan: He went with Crazy Lyrics and them to the gym. That was before he ran off crying (again), after Crazy Lyrics told him about the evil gerbils that live in the school.
Vincent:*scary thought* T-there are?
K-chan: NO!
Vincent: Good. *sighs in relief* Tell me...what does science have to do with fanfiction school?
K-chan:*shrugs* I don't know. I guess....it helps us writes better. If were like writing one of those sci-fi fics or something.
Vincent: Oh. Then why--
???: VINCENT!!
Vincent: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! MONSTER!!
A pair of arms wrapped around him.
???: I'm no monster silly.
Vincent: Fine. You're a weird crazy girl that have lached on to me and is now crushing my insides and cutting off my air supply.
???: You're so cute. ^-^
Vincent: Eep!
K-chan: Karuri-chan?
Karuri-chan: Oh, hi K-chan. ^o^ *dreamy eyed* Hi Vincent.
Vincent: *gulp* ^~^
Knowing Shadows: Geez Karuri-chan, give the guy some air.
K-chan: Uh, Vincent this is K-chan and Knowing shadows. (whispers....Karuri-chan is a little crazy, but she's very sweet.)
Vincent:*trying to breath* Oh....that's....good to....know....Ahhh. ToT
Knowing Shadows: I feel sorry for you.
Vincent: Why's that?
Knowing Shadows: Once she laches on, there's no way she going to let go.
Vincent: T_T Can I shoot her?
K-chan: No. But Karuri-chan you're not in this class.
Karuri-chan: I know. But once I heard Vincent was in here I rushed right over. Isn't that great, ne? ^_^
All: ^^;
Knowing Shadows: Hey, do you know we have a sub?
K-chan: We do? What happened to the other chemistry teacher, Mr. Elliot?
Knowing Shadows: I dun know. He just disappeared. He 'was' here this morning. Let me tell ya' the new sub is kind of weird.
Vincent:*trying to pry Karuri-chan off him* What...uh....does he....ah...look like?
Knowing Shadows: Well--
The door then opened and the sub-teacher step through the door.
K-chan: Oh, my god. It's--
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10:00 'Home Ec.'
Elena: I luv making cookies. ^o^
Monty: Me too! ^o^
Reno: There's no way I'm gonna eat one of their crack ass cookies.
Rufus: Why the hell are we in this class?
Asuka: To keep you, Reno and the rest of ya out of trouble.
Rufus: I don't believe 'I' Rufus Shinra have been reduce to take...take home economics.
Yuffie: Put a sock in it Dorkus Shinra, we all have to take it.
Rufus: Well, if I have to I want to make rice crispie treats.
Reno: Hell no! I rather bake cookies.
Rufus: Rice Crispie Treats!
Reno: Cookies!
Rufus: Rice Crispie Treats!
Reno: Cookies!
Rufus: Rice Crispie Treats!
All: ^~^
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10:15 'Chemistry Lab'
All: HOJO!
Hojo: Ahh, I see you come to listen to my lecture on Jenova cells, Mr. Valentine.
Vincent:*angry* HOJO!! YOU BASTARD!! I THOUGHT I FINISHED YOU OFF!!
Hojo: Looks like you were mistaken.
Boy: (whisper....what's going on?)
Girl: (whisper....I really dun know. This is like really freaky)
Vincent: I KILL YOU THIS TIME!! *Tries to reach his gun, but can't since Karuri-chan is still lached on to him* T_T Ahhhhh......curse you.
Knowing S.&K-chan:*sweatdrop* ~;
Hojo: Now, where was I? Oh, yes. Jenova cells are very sensitive. They can be injected into animals and humans. *holds up needle* Who wants to be my ginni pig?
Students:*gulp* ^~^;
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10:30 'Cookie Disaster'
Elena: That was fun.
Reno:*tired* Damn. I didn't know cookies were so hard to bake.
Rufus: Dumb ass. That why I said we should make Rice Crispie Treats.
Rude:*sweatdrop*
Yuffie: Gawd, atleast we're done.
Cait Sith: Yeah, I put in enough sugar.
RedXII: I 'bet' you did.
Monty: And flour, brown sugar....
Asuka: And butter, chocolate chips,....
Reno: And salt...
RedXII: Yeah. 3 teaspoons. Should have been enough.
Reno:*nervous* Uh...teaspoons? I didn't know they were teaspoons.
Yuffie: Well, duh. What the hell did you think tsp. stand for?
Everyone glares at Reno.
Reno: Uh....ten square pounds.
Everyone sweatdrop and then looks at the oven that shaking.
Cait Sith: IT'S GONNA BLOW!!
Rufus: OH, SHI--
*BOOM*
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10:45 'Attack of the fifteen foot gerbil'
The students are inched back against the wall scared to death.
Hojo: SO, no one want's to be my experiment?
Students: X_x
Hojo: Fine. I'll just use this cute gerbil.
K-chan: But you can't do that to a cute innocent gerbil.
Hojo: Do you want to take its place?
K-chan:*sweatdrop* Nevermind.
Grabs gerbil out of cage and sticks needle in it.
Vincent:*still can't reach gun* Damn it.
The gerbil then starts to transform and start growing.
Knowing Shadows: Uhh...shouldn't this be the part where we start running like hell.
K-chan: That's a good idea.
SCREEEEEEEEEECCHHHH.
Students: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
The student starts screaming and run out of the room at the site of the 15 foot gerbil.
Vincent:*whining* AHHHHHHHH!! It's an evil gerbil!! K-chan you said there weren't any! T.T
K-chan: So, I was wrong. So, sue me.
Karurui-chan:*love dovey* Well, don't just sit there. Shoot it. Save me, Vincent.
Vincent: Save you? What about me?
K-chan: RUN!!
K-chan and Knowing Shadows make a B-line towards the door.
Vincent: W-w-wait for me! Don't leave here with that gerbil and this girl!!
Vincent runs out of room with Karurui-chan on his back and the gerbil chasing them.
Karurui-chan:*dreamy eyed* My hero.
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~A/N: This chapter was kind of short. I was sort of lazy. I added Karuri-chan in here as a request. Obsessed with poor Vincent. (Who wouldn't? I know I would.) I am sooo, evil.~ ^_~