Dear Sephiroth,

I read your letter.. and I was wondering.. HOW CAN YOU STAND YOURSELF?!
Sheesh! I mean.. okay, nevermind.

About that date.. well, I er.. I don't know?

I don't like you. You.. you.. you.. Flower Nazi!

How could you trample my garden?!?!

Wait.. I'm going a little deep..and that wasn't you that was Reno.. anyyywaaaaaaay..

No, I get my hair done by Nash, the gay hairdresser.. (Sorry to all Nash fans.. I just..
couldn't help it! XD)

Pity you? Why should I pity you when you killed me, hurted Cloudy, and tried to
pop Tifa's Tities with your sword!

I don't like you, but.. I'll go on a date with you.

Love, (?)
Aeris.

P.S. How about at 8:00 Tonight at the Corner of Milky Way and Turn of the Century?