Author's Note} This is my little twisted world, that originally started out based on my friend Anjel's fanfics starting with And You Thought It Couldn't Get Any Worse and since she writes much faster than I can read, I gave up on ever trying to finish her series and am making my own twisted world off of it. She knows. She wonders..... But I'm me.
Disclaimer} I don't own Sekmekt or Kayura or Dais or Kale. Or any other Ronin Warriors or YST characters. What ever anime Japanese/American tv companies air them own them, and blah blah blah. Kat still owns Kiri..... Though if you ask her father, Kale would probably say he owned her.... Ami owns herself here I suppose.. I certainly don't own her. ::shrugs:: Julie owns herself, but she isnt online, so I cant link her, oh well. She's my friend IRL. Anywase, on to the story now.
Who did what? (Or "Who did who?" as the case may be)
Ami's face lit in a smile as she read the invitation that had just come in the mail.
"Kale!! Kale, guess what!!" she called up the stairs.
"The sky's blue again!" came the reply.
"Kale!"
"All right, gimme a sec!" About three minutes later, the blue-haired Warlord of Corruption appeared in the doorway of the kitchen. "What is it, Ami?"
"Read this," she replied, smiling. Ami stood and walked over to him, holding the incitation out
Pulling it from her hands, Kale saw the words "You're Invited!" in fancy prinr on the front. Curiously, he opened it. His jaw dropped.
"Dais...? Married?!"
Ami sighed. "No, Kale, he's inviting you to watch his divorce. Of course he's getting married! Oh, we have to get them a wedding present!"
"The wedding's not for four moths Ami. We don't have to worry about it yet." Kale pointed out.
"But I have to get a new dress for it."
"Why? You've got seven already in your closet."
"Well, they won't fit in four months," Ami replied, trying to hint to him.
"What? Why won't the fit?" The warlord stared at her, not understanding anything.
Ami giggled. "Well, I was going to wait....but... Okay, I'll tell you now." She smiled at him. "We're going to have a baby, Kale. A baby girl." A tear of pure happiness glistened in her eye.
Kale fainted.
~10 minutes later~
Ami peered down into Kale's unconscious face. "Kale? Are you okay?" She gently smacked him, trying to wake him up. "Kale? Poke!" She jabbed a finger into his arm. It did nothing. "Poke! Kale!" She sat down on his chest, defeated.