DISCLAIMER: Not mine. Someone else's. Okay?
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Wow, it must be a special occasion, I've actually decided to update! Anyway I'm gonna do this quickly so excuse any spelling or grammatical errors, I wanna finish so I can go dye my hair.
THE WUFEI SHOW – Not for Weaklings!
EPISODE 3
QUATRE: (On phone) It's true Hilde, I've been asked to replace Wufei on his show.
LADY D: Quatre, come on. We're going to be late starting.
QUATRE: I've got to go Hilde, we're about to start. Bye.
LADY D: Are you still dating Hilde?
QUATRE: Yep.
LADY D: How long has it been now?
QUATRE: Twenty-two and a half hours. ^_^
LADY D: Duo's not gonna like this.
TROWA: Speaking of Duo…
LADY D: What?
TROWA: Where is he?
LADY D: Um…oh no! I forgot all about him, he's still Barbie-sized!
AS IF ON CUE,
DUO: AAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!! HEELLLPPPP MEEEEE!!!
TROWA: ………(turns to look at the authoress) Aren't you going to help him?
LADY D: Yeah okay. You know, I'm kinda surprised that Duo was able to survive Heero chasing him for this long. (Uses author-powers to zap Duo into her hand) Hi! ^_^
DUO: Is that all you have to say?
LADY D: What do you want me to say?
DUO: How about, 'Duo, I'm sorry for shrinking you' or 'Duo, I'm sorry for letting Heero almost send you to the next dimension'!
LADY D: This isn't Dragonball Z Duo. And quit quoting FUNimation! 'Next dimension' my foot… (spots Heero coming and sends Duo into Hammerspace)
HEERO RUSHES OVER STILL NOT OUT OF BREATH ALTHOUGH HAVING CHASED DUO NON-STOP FOR 22 HOURS.
HEERO: Where is he?
LADY D: Where's who?
HEERO: (Deathglare) Duo of course.
LADY D: Duo's in the next dimension.
HEERO: …
LADY D: If I see him I'll tell him you're looking for him. ^_^
HEERO: …
LADY D: Um, is that Relena over there Heero?
HEERO'S EYES GROW IMPOSSIBLY WIDE AND IN THE NEXT MOMENT THE PERFECT SOLDIER IS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND.
LADY D: Knew that'd get rid of him. (Brings Duo back from Hammerspace)
DUO: Wow! That place is great! Where did you get all of that cool stuff?
LADY D: It's not all mine – it's basically a storage area for weird animé stuff, all the authors use it.
QUATRE COMES OVER.
QUATRE: Is it time to start yet?
LADY D: Oh yeah, we'd better hurry or we're gonna be late.
DUO: Can you un-shrink me first?
LADY D: Sure thing. (Waves hand dramatically – nothing happens) Huh? What's going on? Why didn't it work?
DUO: Hey I'm still tiny!
LADY D: I noticed.
ZECHS COMES OVER, CARRYING A STACK OF LETTERS.
ZECHS: These just arrived for you.
LADY D: Thanks, and do me a favour. Get Wufei off the set, we can't just leave him there during the show; he's still unconscious.
ZECHS: (Grins evilly) I'll deal with it.
LADY D: (Flips through mail) Junk mail, bills, personal, fanfic reviews… what's this? …I don't believe it!
QUATRE: What's wrong?
LADY D: Well, I know what's wrong with my author-powers now. It says here that I've used them too much during this fic so I can't use them for a few chapters. That's not fair – this is only supposed to be 5 chapters long at most! Sorry Duo, but it looks like you're gonna be tiny and whiny for a while longer yet.
DUO: WHAT?!
QUATRE: Oh well Duo, it could be worse. You could be in Heero's clutches.
LADY D: Or you could've got stuck in hammerspace, or even worse, got stuck watching FUNimation's DBZ dubs!
QUATRE: (Looking confused) What's wrong with the dubs? I like them.
LADY D: No comment.
Hehe, looks like Duo's gonna be a doll for a while yet! How's he gonna stay away from Heero until he's 'normal' again? Will Wufei ever wake up and get his show back? And will Quatre ever get the chance to host? And where the heck is Trowa?!
Review please, it means a lot to me. BTW, all flames will be used to dry my hair and not much else so don't even bother.