(The sun rises. Rooster caws. We see our favorite Zelda sitting in a circle in Hyrule Field...Link has just called them...for a reunion!)
Link: Hello. We are here today...to see me.
Ruto: Oioiooi! YES!!!
Malon: Shut the cow up.
Ruto: Cow?
Malon: Yes.
Link: (clears throat) ANYWAYS, I decided to have a reunion.
Mido: How can it be a reunion if I've never met half these people before?
(Link smacks Mido unconscious.)
Link: Yes, well, I wanted to get you together for a sort of...party.
Navi: Party? PARTY! And you invited me? Awww...thanks!
Link: Actually, you followed me here.
Tatl: He likes me more, anyways.
Navi: No he likes me more! I didn't steal Epona.
Tatl: Well, I didn't always go around going "HEY HEY! LOOK! LISTEN!"
Navi: Glitter fight!
Link: You do that. Anyways, on with the party.
Ganondorf: Why am I here?
Skull Kid: Eeewww...you're a me wannabe.
Ganondorf: WHAT IN NAYRU'S NAME IS THAT????!!!
Link: What, now?
Ganondorf: THAT!!!! WTF? (points)
Link: That? That's just Mikau.
Ganondorf: I don't like it.
Nabooru: I don't like YOU, Crappyity crap crap interwoven monkey!
Saria: That was uncalled for.
Zelda: I agree.
Nabooru: With who?
Zelda: The voices...they speak to me.
Darunia: The rocks speak to me.
Zelda: Really? What do they say?
Darunia: They say... "Run run! Faster! Faster! Away, Carnivorous Beast! Eat us no more!"
Kafei: You know what annoys me? I don't think anyone can pronounce my name right.
Anju: That's silly, I'm sure they can.
Kafei: The author pronounces it Calfy! Like I'm some sorta cow!
Malon: Cows...Oooo...Baby...
Ruto: You smell.
Malon: I'M GONNA EAT YOU!!! FISH FISH FISH...
Link: Girls, eh...lets try to calm it down a bit.
Rauru: Calm. Ah. Inner sanctium.
Link: Remember Rauru...when I saw your head? When I beat the last temple?
Impa: It was in my temple, the Shadow Temple though...BECAUSE THE STUPID AUTHOR OF THIS FIC BEAT THE SPIRIT TEMPLE BEFORE THE SHADOW!!!
Rauru: So?
Link: Impa...the author didn't beat the temples. I did.
Impa: As if, Link! You never lifted on of those fingers once!
Ganondorf: Yeah! I demand a recount!
Lulu: Errr...?
Saria: Wow...I didn't know you could say ? !!! cool!
Link: ?
Ruto: ?
Darunia: ?
Malon: Cows...
Saria: You messed it up you #@!%!$!
Malon: Yes! I'm a non-conformist.
Ruto: Ha! When pigs fly! You ALWAYS copy me.
Skull Kid: Oh Farore! What the HELL IS THAT?
Ganondorf: Yeah...there's something pink in the sky!
Skull Kid: IT'S A PIG!!!
Malon: Told you...Cows...
Ruto: Shut up!
Malon: Make me, fishy!
(Another fight breaks out)
Navi: We're done fighting. Anyways...LOOK! LISTEN!
Link: WHAT IS IT?
Navi: I've decided to take up a career as a rapper!
Tatl: What is wrong with you? What?
Navi: Yes...I'm gonna call myself...Navi D-C!
Tael: That's horrible!
Link: Well, Navi...say a few lines.
Navi: YO, COOKIE DOUGH, LO, STOW, DA CASH, THEN MOW, IT FAST, LO LO LO, COOKIE DOUGH! WHERE MY HOME DAWGS AT!!!
Mikau: Uh...don't come looking at the Indigo-Go's to tour with you.
Link: Well, shouldn't we play Truth or Dare next?
Saria: Well, maybe we should rap up this part.
Link: ...Right. Stayed tune for more! Of The Reunion!