Ruto: Score! Truth or dare, right?
Link: Right. Um, who should start!
Malon: Mememememe! I'm gonna ask Ruto a question...Truth or Dare?
Ruto: Truth.
Malon: What's your favorite breed of cow?
Ruto: COW?! WTF?!!!
Malon: Yes, cow.
Ruto: You need to seek help, fast.
Malon: I've always liked Holsteins, myself...
Darunia: Really? I've always been a Gersey guy...
Link: Okay, erm, next...Ruto, you ask someone.
Ruto: Okay, I ask you Link! Truth or Dare?
Link: Dare!
Ruto: I dare you to KISS ME!!!!!!!!
Link: Oh, Din! That's the worst dare ever!
Saria: You have to do it, Link.
Zelda: The voices...they speak to me...they say..."Run, Link, Run! Away from the fish!"
Ruto: Put a sock in it, Princie! Kiss me, Link!
Zelda: Deja Vu.
Darunia: Ah, yes. The Zelda cartoons.
Zelda: How would you know? You weren't there!
Darunia: I saw the tapes.
Ruto: Just make him KISS ME!
Saria: I suppose you have to do it, Link.
Link: Yeah...
(Walks over, pecks her on the cheek)
Link: Icky icky FISH!
Ruto: Awww...he's a sweetie...
Link: Right. Truth or Dare. Saria?
Saria: Ermmm...Truth.
Link: Who do you...like?
Saria: Darunia...he's a hottie. (coughs)
Darunia: REALLY?!
Saria: Erm, yeah. Um, Truth or Dare...Nabooru?
Nabooru: Dare.
Saria: I dare you too...go to Lon-Lon farm and attack a chicken a million times!
Nabooru: Why...?
Saria: I dunno...Talon will get mad...(snickers)
Nabooru: Erm, okay. Before I go..Skull Kid, Truth or Dare?
Skull Kid: Dare.
Nabooru: I dare you too...bow to Ganondorf.
Ganondorf: YES! YES!! You kick Link's @$$, Nabooru!
(Skull Kid Bows)
Skull Kid: I hate you! I hate you all!
Nabooru: Right. I'll get on those chickens.
(She walks away)
Link: That was a bit mean, Saria.
Saria: LO! Sorry!
All except Saria: LO?
Saria: Yeah, LO! I laughed out!
Skull Kid: Yeah, yeah, okay...Truth or Dare, Anju?
Anju: Erm...well...Truth.
Skull Kid: What do you and Kafei DO at night?
Anju: WHAT?! We erm, play...Video Games.
Skull Kid: Which ones?
Anju: Mostly, The Legend of Zelda A Link To The Past!
Mucca: The BEST Zelda GAME (and best game!) EVER!!! (For SNES)
Kafei: Whoa...I didn't know the author was here!
Zelda: She's one of the voices...who speaks to me.
Mucca: You didn't tell me there were OTHER ones! Who else is there?
Zelda: Well, Elvis.
Kafei: You AIN'T nothin' but a Hound Dog!
Darunia: Who?
Kafei: It's a song.
Darunia: WHO?!
Kafei: Uh, you, I guess.
Darunia: Is that a threat?!
(All of a sudden, Nabooru comes back cussing wildly.)
Nabooru: WTF?!! I can't believe you made me do that, Saria, you @!$@$#%%!
Saria: Uh-oh! Link, um...maybe we should end now!
Link: Er...right. More of Truth or Dare next time!