Sakura in Paris
Part Three: The Plans

So, for all of you unbelievers and not-pay-attentioners, the Blair Witch is now in our midst.
Psycho: When I called you at the woods, Bigfoot took my message and I was afraid that he wouldn't tell you I called!
Blair Witch: Aww, Foot's just a big softy. One little poke with the right butcher knife, and he'll tell ya anything...
Max: Uh, hi there.
Blair Witch: Hello dear. Would you like a manicure? I'm very good at those. All my clients start screaming with happiness when I'm done.
Max (sidling away nervously): Uh, no thank you.
Heaven: The Mummy is starting! (She was fast-forwarding through the commercials)
(Ameoba Boy finally collapses in exhaustion after being the first person to ever run a 14,274 mile long race without stopping.)
Ameoba Boy (Panting and out of breath): I'm gonna take a nap now. (Passes out)
(Sakura and Li join Heaven on the couch and start watching the movie. Everyone else joins them.)
Psycho: I love the moss you put in your hair....
Blair Witch: Thanks, dear. It so matches with the dried blood...
(Everyone edges away nervously.)
Raye: Quiet! The fic's starting........


{Disclaimer}
I do not own Cardcaptors.
Clamp does.
There!
You happy!?!
I said it!
JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!
(Runs off sobbing)



"So, our plane leaves on Saturday, so that gives you three days to get ready, and I hope you don't mind doing this for me Li. This really means a lot to me, you willing to spend your vacation with me instead of having fun here."
Li was very aware at how close Sakura was, sitting right next to him on the couch. Having fun here? What was she talking about? A whole summer away from Meilin, with the real one he loved? He was in Heaven. Pure and simple.
"Oh, I don't mind. I don't mind at all Sakura. I'm glad I could help you out."
Sakura blushed and ducked her head. She glanced quickly over at him. He was so close... And they were alone...... She wished she could just tell him now about her feelings for him...
"What's the Brat doing in here!"
Sakura sighed. Her ideal moment was over. She looked up at the fuming, glaring Kero.
"Finished with that lollipop already?"
"Don't try and change the subject! What is it, doing here!?"
Li glared at Kero. "It is here because Sakura invited it over."
Sakura nodded. "He's going with us to Paris, Kero."
"WHAT?!?!?!?!"
Kero froze in midair, his mouth hanging wide open. "Does your dad know?!?!"
"Yeah! Dad said it was fine, seeing as how we're almost always gonna be with Grannie Marie or Jacque." (Jacque was Grannie Marie's butler, and a good friend of Sakura's)
"I don't believe that! I can't believe that! I won't believe that!"
"Too bad. I'm coming, and there's nothing you can do about it." Li said. He and Kero began a glaring contest.
Burst into flames! Make his head burst into flames! Kero fumed inwardly.
Sakura sighed and pulled Kero out of the air by his tail. Kero squeaked in surprise.
"Li's right. There's nothing you can do to make him stay here. And you both are going to get along, even if I have to lock both of you in suitcases! Is that clear?!"
Kero mumbled something sounding like a yes, and Li nodded. Anything for you, Sakura.
"Great! Well, we'll see you on Saturday at the airport at 10:00! Bye, Li!"
Sakura opened the door. Li walked reluctantly into the night.
"Bye, Sakura."
"Bye, Li."
Sakura reluctantly closed the door and sighed. She wished Li could have stayed the whole night.


Max: I was just wondering, how old are they?
Raye: 14, almost 15.
Max: R.i.i.i.i.g.h.t.
Ameoba Boy: Oww! I've got a crick in my neck!
Li (very snidely): What did ya expect? When you fall in a heap and pass out just because a homicidal devilwitch showed up at the front door, that kind of stuff's gonna happen.
Sakura: ex-nay on the evilwitch-day.....
Blair Witch: I brought munchies if anyone wants some!
Ameoba Boy (warily): What'd ya bring?
Blair Witch: Ladyfingers!
(Everyone begins retching and runs for cover.)
Psycho: (Picking up one of the meat and lettuce wrapped hor`de vours) What's gotten into them?
(Blair Witch shrugs and the two witches continue watching the Mummy in an empty room...)