BOSS BATTLE FIRST MATCH
DISCLAIMER: I don't own any of these characters except for the host. So please don't sue me.
Host: OK are you ready to have your overpriced tickets to come to use?
Crowd: Yah!!!!!!!!
Host: Then let's meet the fighters!
Crowd: Boo!
Host: This guy is, I swear, the most oversized king you will ever see... the Goomba King and the Red and Blue Goombas!
Host: I almost forgot they're from Paper Mario!
Goomba side of the crowd: Yah woohoo!!!!!!
Host: Next he will willingly take any battle he can greasy bones on... Igos Du Ikana and his two warriors. From The Legend Of Zelda Majora's Mask!
Dead side of the crowd: Aaaaaaaaaaaa! ( Go Ikana you da dead man!)
Host: OK, the only rule is you can only use moves you used in your game. Begin!!!
Host: The 4 warriors go out to fight. The goombas use their pathetic headbonk attacks. One warrior gets slamed into the wall!!! That's gonna leave a mark.
Blue goomba: Aw (beep) I almost sent that stupid (beep) to (beep beep) he is such a (beep) you (beep) this (beep beep) sucks (beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep)!!!!!!
Host: That was very strange.
*DING DING*
Host: Well it's half time. We will be back after these commercial messages.
Commercial voice: This match has been brought to you by Hyrule Castletown's Poe Sellers. ''Got poe?''
meanwhile....
(Everyone was sweating. The Goombas resorted to idiotically running around in circles while the 2 skeleton warriors resorted to fanning there master with leaves)
*DING DING*
Host: Well, half time is up so FIGHT!
Ikana: Prepare to find out what true darkness is.
Red Goomba, thinking: Darkness...light?
Host: Wow he's jumping up and hitting a spotlight so it shines on that feeble skeleton!!
Warrior 1: This can't be happening.
*BOOM*
Host: The Goombas are to busy dacing around to notice there are still 2 more skeletons.
*Woosh*
Dead part of the crowed: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. (Sweet)
Host: It looks like he impaled the 2 Goombas!!
Warrior 2: Yes! Goomba shishkabob! AW!
Host: He probably didn't see that ray of light.
Ikana: (Beep)
Host: Looks like it's clash of the kings. The goomba king made the first attack it... decapitates Ikana! What's this? The head is French Kissing the Goomba King! *Gag gag uh*
Goomba Fan: We don't know what's more disgusting: Watching the host puke or watching our king get French kissed by a skeleton.
Host: Without his head Igos Du Ikana is invincible. Don't worry folks I'm OK. Wow Ikana just stabed the Goomba King! And one team is dead Igos Du Ikana is the victor!
DISCLAIMER: I don't own any of these characters except for the host. So please don't sue me.
Host: OK are you ready to have your overpriced tickets to come to use?
Crowd: Yah!!!!!!!!
Host: Then let's meet the fighters!
Crowd: Boo!
Host: This guy is, I swear, the most oversized king you will ever see... the Goomba King and the Red and Blue Goombas!
Host: I almost forgot they're from Paper Mario!
Goomba side of the crowd: Yah woohoo!!!!!!
Host: Next he will willingly take any battle he can greasy bones on... Igos Du Ikana and his two warriors. From The Legend Of Zelda Majora's Mask!
Dead side of the crowd: Aaaaaaaaaaaa! ( Go Ikana you da dead man!)
Host: OK, the only rule is you can only use moves you used in your game. Begin!!!
Host: The 4 warriors go out to fight. The goombas use their pathetic headbonk attacks. One warrior gets slamed into the wall!!! That's gonna leave a mark.
Blue goomba: Aw (beep) I almost sent that stupid (beep) to (beep beep) he is such a (beep) you (beep) this (beep beep) sucks (beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep)!!!!!!
Host: That was very strange.
*DING DING*
Host: Well it's half time. We will be back after these commercial messages.
Commercial voice: This match has been brought to you by Hyrule Castletown's Poe Sellers. ''Got poe?''
meanwhile....
(Everyone was sweating. The Goombas resorted to idiotically running around in circles while the 2 skeleton warriors resorted to fanning there master with leaves)
*DING DING*
Host: Well, half time is up so FIGHT!
Ikana: Prepare to find out what true darkness is.
Red Goomba, thinking: Darkness...light?
Host: Wow he's jumping up and hitting a spotlight so it shines on that feeble skeleton!!
Warrior 1: This can't be happening.
*BOOM*
Host: The Goombas are to busy dacing around to notice there are still 2 more skeletons.
*Woosh*
Dead part of the crowed: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. (Sweet)
Host: It looks like he impaled the 2 Goombas!!
Warrior 2: Yes! Goomba shishkabob! AW!
Host: He probably didn't see that ray of light.
Ikana: (Beep)
Host: Looks like it's clash of the kings. The goomba king made the first attack it... decapitates Ikana! What's this? The head is French Kissing the Goomba King! *Gag gag uh*
Goomba Fan: We don't know what's more disgusting: Watching the host puke or watching our king get French kissed by a skeleton.
Host: Without his head Igos Du Ikana is invincible. Don't worry folks I'm OK. Wow Ikana just stabed the Goomba King! And one team is dead Igos Du Ikana is the victor!