Sakura in Paris
Part Eleven: The Picnic Day
Jo: So then we lure Kassie to the old abandoned barn, and we use a decoy, ( Everyone looks at Ameoba Boy) and lure her into the trap. We spring the trap, make it seem like we're gonna kill her, get a written confession and enough evidence to convict her, and Da Bomb's as good as saved!
(Everyone cheers, Da Bomb breathes a sigh of relief.)
the Lizzie (Extremely pissed): Let me in! I know you're in there! Let me in!!!
(Silence.)
the Lizzie (Screaming shrilly): I'M GONNA BREAK IN AND RIP YOUR HEADS OFF!!!
(Ameoba Boy whimpers and Sakura edges closer to Li.)
Max (Whispering): Here's the thing. We can't put Operation Kassie into effect if the Lizzie is chasing us. So here's the plan. Amangela and the Blair Witch and Psycho stay here and keep the Lizzie busy. Li and Sakura, I think you should just lay low here where it's somewhat safe. Ameoba Boy and everyone else comes with me and Jo. Go, go, go!
(Group splits up.)
Amangela: So, what do we do to keep the Lizzie busy?
Psycho (Grinning evilly): We trap her, tie her to a chair, and use Cousin Blair's powers to force her to watch a 72 hour long marathon of Barney and Teletubbies!
(Blair Witch, Psycho, and Amangela high-five.)
the Lizzie (Banging on the door with a sledgehammer): LET ME IN! LET ME IN! LET ME IN!
{Disclaimer}
I'm using self-help books to overcome my depression of not owning Cardcaptors.
So here goes. (Taking a deep calming breath)
Clamp owns Cardcaptors.
I do not.
Clamp owns Cardcaptors.
I do not.
Clamp owns Cardcaptors.
I do not.
Clamp....owns....Cardcaptors.....
(Shredding Math Textbook into little chibi pieces.)
I DO NOT!!
(Screams and begins tearing up the room. Nurses rush in with a straight-jacket and plenty of tranquilizers......)
Sakura laughed and rushed ahead of the others, urging Lady into a gallop. Li struggled to catch up with her on his gray horse Squints, who was, needless-to-say, getting on in his old age.
"Don't go so fast!" Li called worriedly, afraid she'd fall off of Lady.
"Try and stop me, Li!"
Kero grinned from the bookbag slung over the saddle-horn. "Hah hah! Little Brat afraid to really ride a horse?!?"
A trail of dust blasted Kero face-first as Li passed them, glaring at Kero the entire time.
Sakura blinked and burst into giggles as Lady pulled up alongside Squints. "Aren't we having fun now?"
"Sure!"
"Let's put the picnic cloth under that willow." Grannie Marie decided. Jacque nodded and he and Jean, the servant boyfriend of Ranea, went to set the picnic up.
Ranea, Rosetta, and Sakura giggled as they splashed each other in the tiny creek.
"Come on in, Li! It's fun!"
Li shook his head and squared his shoulders. "I'm just staying here to make sure none of you get hurt."
Three streams of water splashed Li. "Bulls-eye!"
Li glared grimly at the giggling girls, water dripping down his face. "That's it. No more Mister Nice-Guy."
Jacque, Jean, and Grannie Marie looked up as three screams of laughter shattered the silence.
Later that day, after the girls and Li had dried out in the sun, the group sat under the willow tree, relaxing.
Sakura sat up and looked around. Nearly everyone was asleep, and Ranea and Jean were sitting down by the creek, finger's intertwined. She looked over at Li, who was idly pulling up grasses.
"Let's go explore, Li. I've got to do something."
Li nodded and helped her up.
The two went walking through the giant wheat field behind the willow tree and creek.
"Where's Kero? I'm surprised he isn't following us, nagging you and telling me to keep my claws to myself." Li said.
Sakura looked over to the willow tree. She could just barely see the sleeping Kero, who's tail and right legs were dangling over the willow branch he had decided on using as a bed.
"Not even Kero can stay awake after eating an entire watermelon and sitting out in the sun."
"Well, at least we'll get a moment's of peace alone together." Li said with a smile.
Sakura grinned as they disappeared into the wheat field.
Kassie: Who are all of you? Why did you ask me to come out to this disgusting barn?
Ghostly Voice: We know you killed Kyle, Kassie! We know you framed an innocent girl! We know you deserve punishment!
Kassie (Frightened Voice): Le...lea...leave me alone! Just leave me alone!
(Turns to run out of the barn and skids to a stop. A ghostly figure is standing in the doorway, hovering above the dirt floor, very tall and wearing a billowing robe of white.)
Kassie: AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
(Turns and runs straight into the trap. The giant mesh net entangles her as she screams, hanging several feet above the floor, and upside down, too.)
Ghostly Voice: Admit it! Admit that you killed Kyle! Admit that Da Bomb didn't do it! Admit it!
Kassie (In a shrill, terrified voice.): Okay! Okay! I did it! I killed him with my dad's rifle and buried him in the Nevada Salt Flats! Okay! I admit it! I planted the rifle at Da Bomb's house and staged a scuffle there! I'm the one that told the police I saw her do it! Okay! Please, let me go! Let me live! PLEASE!!!
Ghostly Voice: Did you get all that, Fluffy?
Max: Sure did. You were great Ange!
Ghostly Voice: I know. It's a talent, I guess.
Ameoba Boy: Can you guys get me down! It's really cold! And this steel wire's cutting into my skin!
Da Bomb: Whimp.
Ameoba Boy (Sniff): Just get me down!
Kassie: What'n the Hell's going on here?!?!?!
Da Bomb: We just saved my skin and threw you in the boiling pot, Kassie!
(Kassie is stunned into silence as the group come out from behind hay bales. Raye is carrying a giant megaphone, and Da Bomb and Max have video cameras and tape recorders. A crane creaks as Jo lowers Ameoba Boy to the ground. Heaven's trying to keep herself from keeling over with laughter.)
Max (Holding up the video camera to her eye): Smile! You're on Candid Camera!
Part Eleven: The Picnic Day
Jo: So then we lure Kassie to the old abandoned barn, and we use a decoy, ( Everyone looks at Ameoba Boy) and lure her into the trap. We spring the trap, make it seem like we're gonna kill her, get a written confession and enough evidence to convict her, and Da Bomb's as good as saved!
(Everyone cheers, Da Bomb breathes a sigh of relief.)
the Lizzie (Extremely pissed): Let me in! I know you're in there! Let me in!!!
(Silence.)
the Lizzie (Screaming shrilly): I'M GONNA BREAK IN AND RIP YOUR HEADS OFF!!!
(Ameoba Boy whimpers and Sakura edges closer to Li.)
Max (Whispering): Here's the thing. We can't put Operation Kassie into effect if the Lizzie is chasing us. So here's the plan. Amangela and the Blair Witch and Psycho stay here and keep the Lizzie busy. Li and Sakura, I think you should just lay low here where it's somewhat safe. Ameoba Boy and everyone else comes with me and Jo. Go, go, go!
(Group splits up.)
Amangela: So, what do we do to keep the Lizzie busy?
Psycho (Grinning evilly): We trap her, tie her to a chair, and use Cousin Blair's powers to force her to watch a 72 hour long marathon of Barney and Teletubbies!
(Blair Witch, Psycho, and Amangela high-five.)
the Lizzie (Banging on the door with a sledgehammer): LET ME IN! LET ME IN! LET ME IN!
{Disclaimer}
I'm using self-help books to overcome my depression of not owning Cardcaptors.
So here goes. (Taking a deep calming breath)
Clamp owns Cardcaptors.
I do not.
Clamp owns Cardcaptors.
I do not.
Clamp owns Cardcaptors.
I do not.
Clamp....owns....Cardcaptors.....
(Shredding Math Textbook into little chibi pieces.)
I DO NOT!!
(Screams and begins tearing up the room. Nurses rush in with a straight-jacket and plenty of tranquilizers......)
Sakura laughed and rushed ahead of the others, urging Lady into a gallop. Li struggled to catch up with her on his gray horse Squints, who was, needless-to-say, getting on in his old age.
"Don't go so fast!" Li called worriedly, afraid she'd fall off of Lady.
"Try and stop me, Li!"
Kero grinned from the bookbag slung over the saddle-horn. "Hah hah! Little Brat afraid to really ride a horse?!?"
A trail of dust blasted Kero face-first as Li passed them, glaring at Kero the entire time.
Sakura blinked and burst into giggles as Lady pulled up alongside Squints. "Aren't we having fun now?"
"Sure!"
"Let's put the picnic cloth under that willow." Grannie Marie decided. Jacque nodded and he and Jean, the servant boyfriend of Ranea, went to set the picnic up.
Ranea, Rosetta, and Sakura giggled as they splashed each other in the tiny creek.
"Come on in, Li! It's fun!"
Li shook his head and squared his shoulders. "I'm just staying here to make sure none of you get hurt."
Three streams of water splashed Li. "Bulls-eye!"
Li glared grimly at the giggling girls, water dripping down his face. "That's it. No more Mister Nice-Guy."
Jacque, Jean, and Grannie Marie looked up as three screams of laughter shattered the silence.
Later that day, after the girls and Li had dried out in the sun, the group sat under the willow tree, relaxing.
Sakura sat up and looked around. Nearly everyone was asleep, and Ranea and Jean were sitting down by the creek, finger's intertwined. She looked over at Li, who was idly pulling up grasses.
"Let's go explore, Li. I've got to do something."
Li nodded and helped her up.
The two went walking through the giant wheat field behind the willow tree and creek.
"Where's Kero? I'm surprised he isn't following us, nagging you and telling me to keep my claws to myself." Li said.
Sakura looked over to the willow tree. She could just barely see the sleeping Kero, who's tail and right legs were dangling over the willow branch he had decided on using as a bed.
"Not even Kero can stay awake after eating an entire watermelon and sitting out in the sun."
"Well, at least we'll get a moment's of peace alone together." Li said with a smile.
Sakura grinned as they disappeared into the wheat field.
Kassie: Who are all of you? Why did you ask me to come out to this disgusting barn?
Ghostly Voice: We know you killed Kyle, Kassie! We know you framed an innocent girl! We know you deserve punishment!
Kassie (Frightened Voice): Le...lea...leave me alone! Just leave me alone!
(Turns to run out of the barn and skids to a stop. A ghostly figure is standing in the doorway, hovering above the dirt floor, very tall and wearing a billowing robe of white.)
Kassie: AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
(Turns and runs straight into the trap. The giant mesh net entangles her as she screams, hanging several feet above the floor, and upside down, too.)
Ghostly Voice: Admit it! Admit that you killed Kyle! Admit that Da Bomb didn't do it! Admit it!
Kassie (In a shrill, terrified voice.): Okay! Okay! I did it! I killed him with my dad's rifle and buried him in the Nevada Salt Flats! Okay! I admit it! I planted the rifle at Da Bomb's house and staged a scuffle there! I'm the one that told the police I saw her do it! Okay! Please, let me go! Let me live! PLEASE!!!
Ghostly Voice: Did you get all that, Fluffy?
Max: Sure did. You were great Ange!
Ghostly Voice: I know. It's a talent, I guess.
Ameoba Boy: Can you guys get me down! It's really cold! And this steel wire's cutting into my skin!
Da Bomb: Whimp.
Ameoba Boy (Sniff): Just get me down!
Kassie: What'n the Hell's going on here?!?!?!
Da Bomb: We just saved my skin and threw you in the boiling pot, Kassie!
(Kassie is stunned into silence as the group come out from behind hay bales. Raye is carrying a giant megaphone, and Da Bomb and Max have video cameras and tape recorders. A crane creaks as Jo lowers Ameoba Boy to the ground. Heaven's trying to keep herself from keeling over with laughter.)
Max (Holding up the video camera to her eye): Smile! You're on Candid Camera!