Sakura in Paris
Part Twelve: Lost!!
the Lizzie: NO MORE! NO MORE! NO MORE!
(the Lizzie is tied to a stiff, uncomfortable wooden chair with twine, her eyes propped open with toothpicks, sitting before a giant tv screen.)
the Lizzie: AHHHH! NO MORE TELETUBBIES! NO MORE BARNEY! PLEASE! NO MORE!!!!
Psycho (Grinning evilly): What do ya think, Amangela? Cousin Blair? Has she had enough?
(The two take three nano-seconds to think)
Both: NAHHH!
the Lizzie: PLEASE! PLEASE! PPPPLLLLEEEEEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSEEEEEEE!
Psycho: Swear you'll leave us alone for the rest of eternity. Swear you'll never bug us again. Swear that you'll never talk to us again. Swear that you'll give up anime and manga!
the Lizzie: OKAY! I GIVE! I SWEAR TO LEAVE EVERYONE ALONE! I SWEAR ALL THOSE THINGS!
Psycho: Our work is done here.
(She and Amangela and Blair Witch high-five.)
Amangela: Well, I gotta go. I promised Mom I'd be home by nine to baby-sit my sisters.
(Blair Witch and Psycho wave to Amangela as she leaves.)
Jo (Triumphantly): We did it! Da Bomb's name's been cleared!
(Everyone cheers and slaps Da Bomb on the back as numerous police cars pull up. Kassie starts crying.)
Officer: We're here for the murderer.
Raye: Here ya go, Officer! Bye-bye Kassie! Have fun in the State Prison!
Max: We just know you'll love your new prison wardrobe!
Officer: Is that the Alyssa you handed over to us before I see in there tied to a chair?
Psycho: Sure is.
(Officer walks up to the Lizzie and unties her.)
Officer: We wish to apologize for the mistake. You are no longer accused of first-degree murder......
the Lizzie: Yayyyyyy!!!!
Officer: But you are wanted for 17 acts of larceny, two murders, and three acts of illegal use of weapons....
(the Lizzie is dragged off to a police car.)
the Lizzie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heaven: Bon Voyage, Lizzie!
Max: Forget to write!
Ameoba Boy: Ta ta!
Raye: See ya in fifty years!
Sakura & Li: Good luck with parole!
the Lizzie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!
{Disclaimer}
Let's all sing the Lizzie off.
I hate you,
we all hate you,
have a good time in the cling,
we never want to see you again!
With a good swift kick,
and a bomb just for you!
I don't own Cardcaptors, but Clamp do!
Sakura looked up at the darkened sky. "I think we should head back now, Li."
Li sighed and nodded reluctantly, helping her to her feet. Sakura looks around.
"Which way is the willow?"
Li looked around and began to worry. "I'm not sure. I can't see anything. It's too dark."
"Are we lost, Li?" Sakura asked in a fearful voice.
Li shook his head firmly. "We're not lost.....We just don't know where we are."
Sakura began to shiver. "I'm worried Li."
"Don't be. The other's will find out we're gone and come looking for us. Everything will turn out just fine." But doubt was begining to seep into him faster than the cold.
I've got to keep a firm front. I can't let Sakura see I'm worried. It'll just make her feel worse. And besides, the others'll find us in no time.
Li looked up at the appraoching storm clouds. I hope.
"Where could they be, Jacque?" Ranea asked fearfully as a strong wind picked up.
Kero woke as a long, whippy willow branch slapped him in the face, knocking him out of the tree and onto Ranea's head. Jacque clamped a hand over her mouth to muffle her scream and then grabbed Kero.
"What are you doing 'ere?" Jacque demanded angrily, shaking Kero for emphahsis. Kero went spirally-eyed, then shook his head to clear it.
"Sakura invited me along! Hey, where is Sakura?"
Jacque and Ranea shrugged. "That's what we'd like to know. She and Li are both missing."
Kero's blood began to boil. "She's off somewhere .... somewhere alone ..... with .... with ... with that .... that ..... THING?!?!?!" Kero promptly flew off towards Grannie Marie's mansion.
"Where are you going, Kero?!?!?" Ranea yelled after him, just barely making her voice audible over the wind.
"To get something to help us find them!!"
Sakura shivered. "It's getting too cold for me."
Li nodded and frowned. If only I had the Lasin Board with me.
Li suddenly thought of something. "Sakura! Do you have the Clow Cards on you?"
Sakura stared at Li for a moment, then slapped her forehead with a hand. "Of course! Aren't I such an idiot!"
"Fly Card!" Sakura called out. Her wand transformed, and she pulled Li on behind her. "We're outta here!"
The two began rising above the wheat field, but Sakura was finding it harder and harder to fly straight, or to stay on the wand.
"Li! I can't stay on much longer! Maybe we should get down again and I'll use another card!"
Li nodded and they began to lower, when the large branch came whistling out of nowhere.
With a loud crack, the branch struck Sakura's back, pulling her from the wand and hurtling towards the ground. Li remembered losing control of the Fly Card, and falling from the wand himself before hitting the ground and descending into deep darkness......
"We can use this to find Sakura and the Brat!" Kero said proudly as he returned to Jacque and Ranea, who were starting to get worried, dragging the Lasin Board through the air.
"What is it?" Ranea asked as Jacque looked around to make sure that Rosetta, Grannie Marie, or Jean weren't looking.
"It's the Lasin Board." Kero said proudly. "Another great creation of my Master, Clow Reed."
Suddenly and without warning, a stream of blue-white light shot out of the Board, aiming straight through the wheat fields.
"Yes! It's working! All we have to do is follow this to Li and Sakura!" Kero exclaimed. He blinked in surprise as Jacque and Ranea took off through the wheat field.
"C'mon! We've got to find them!"
"Ranea!! Jacque!!! Grannie Marie!!! Kero!! Anyone!!!!" Li shouted worriedly into the darkness. He tried to wake the unconscious Sakura beside him for the fourth time. "Sakura! Wake up! Please! Don't leave me!"
Raye: Whew! That was a hectic three days.
Ameoba Boy: I'll say.
Da Bomb: You would.
Jo: Guys, I really should be getting home now. I kinda snuck out, and my mom's gonna realize I'm not there in an hour or so....
Da Bomb: I should be going too, my mom's getting home from work in an hour or so.
(Everyone waves them off.)
Blair Witch: Everyone! Max and Heaven have a horrible announcement to make!!
(Everyone turns to look at the two. A podium and microphone appear out of nowhere.)
Max: Ahem. We've just been taking stock of our food supplies...
Heaven: And the money supply Raye's parents left her...
Max: And we've come to this conclusion.
(Silence.)
Both: WE'RE OUT OF FOOD AND MONEY!!
Everyone: OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE'RE GONNA STARVE!!!!!!!!!!!
Part Twelve: Lost!!
the Lizzie: NO MORE! NO MORE! NO MORE!
(the Lizzie is tied to a stiff, uncomfortable wooden chair with twine, her eyes propped open with toothpicks, sitting before a giant tv screen.)
the Lizzie: AHHHH! NO MORE TELETUBBIES! NO MORE BARNEY! PLEASE! NO MORE!!!!
Psycho (Grinning evilly): What do ya think, Amangela? Cousin Blair? Has she had enough?
(The two take three nano-seconds to think)
Both: NAHHH!
the Lizzie: PLEASE! PLEASE! PPPPLLLLEEEEEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSEEEEEEE!
Psycho: Swear you'll leave us alone for the rest of eternity. Swear you'll never bug us again. Swear that you'll never talk to us again. Swear that you'll give up anime and manga!
the Lizzie: OKAY! I GIVE! I SWEAR TO LEAVE EVERYONE ALONE! I SWEAR ALL THOSE THINGS!
Psycho: Our work is done here.
(She and Amangela and Blair Witch high-five.)
Amangela: Well, I gotta go. I promised Mom I'd be home by nine to baby-sit my sisters.
(Blair Witch and Psycho wave to Amangela as she leaves.)
Jo (Triumphantly): We did it! Da Bomb's name's been cleared!
(Everyone cheers and slaps Da Bomb on the back as numerous police cars pull up. Kassie starts crying.)
Officer: We're here for the murderer.
Raye: Here ya go, Officer! Bye-bye Kassie! Have fun in the State Prison!
Max: We just know you'll love your new prison wardrobe!
Officer: Is that the Alyssa you handed over to us before I see in there tied to a chair?
Psycho: Sure is.
(Officer walks up to the Lizzie and unties her.)
Officer: We wish to apologize for the mistake. You are no longer accused of first-degree murder......
the Lizzie: Yayyyyyy!!!!
Officer: But you are wanted for 17 acts of larceny, two murders, and three acts of illegal use of weapons....
(the Lizzie is dragged off to a police car.)
the Lizzie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heaven: Bon Voyage, Lizzie!
Max: Forget to write!
Ameoba Boy: Ta ta!
Raye: See ya in fifty years!
Sakura & Li: Good luck with parole!
the Lizzie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!
{Disclaimer}
Let's all sing the Lizzie off.
I hate you,
we all hate you,
have a good time in the cling,
we never want to see you again!
With a good swift kick,
and a bomb just for you!
I don't own Cardcaptors, but Clamp do!
Sakura looked up at the darkened sky. "I think we should head back now, Li."
Li sighed and nodded reluctantly, helping her to her feet. Sakura looks around.
"Which way is the willow?"
Li looked around and began to worry. "I'm not sure. I can't see anything. It's too dark."
"Are we lost, Li?" Sakura asked in a fearful voice.
Li shook his head firmly. "We're not lost.....We just don't know where we are."
Sakura began to shiver. "I'm worried Li."
"Don't be. The other's will find out we're gone and come looking for us. Everything will turn out just fine." But doubt was begining to seep into him faster than the cold.
I've got to keep a firm front. I can't let Sakura see I'm worried. It'll just make her feel worse. And besides, the others'll find us in no time.
Li looked up at the appraoching storm clouds. I hope.
"Where could they be, Jacque?" Ranea asked fearfully as a strong wind picked up.
Kero woke as a long, whippy willow branch slapped him in the face, knocking him out of the tree and onto Ranea's head. Jacque clamped a hand over her mouth to muffle her scream and then grabbed Kero.
"What are you doing 'ere?" Jacque demanded angrily, shaking Kero for emphahsis. Kero went spirally-eyed, then shook his head to clear it.
"Sakura invited me along! Hey, where is Sakura?"
Jacque and Ranea shrugged. "That's what we'd like to know. She and Li are both missing."
Kero's blood began to boil. "She's off somewhere .... somewhere alone ..... with .... with ... with that .... that ..... THING?!?!?!" Kero promptly flew off towards Grannie Marie's mansion.
"Where are you going, Kero?!?!?" Ranea yelled after him, just barely making her voice audible over the wind.
"To get something to help us find them!!"
Sakura shivered. "It's getting too cold for me."
Li nodded and frowned. If only I had the Lasin Board with me.
Li suddenly thought of something. "Sakura! Do you have the Clow Cards on you?"
Sakura stared at Li for a moment, then slapped her forehead with a hand. "Of course! Aren't I such an idiot!"
"Fly Card!" Sakura called out. Her wand transformed, and she pulled Li on behind her. "We're outta here!"
The two began rising above the wheat field, but Sakura was finding it harder and harder to fly straight, or to stay on the wand.
"Li! I can't stay on much longer! Maybe we should get down again and I'll use another card!"
Li nodded and they began to lower, when the large branch came whistling out of nowhere.
With a loud crack, the branch struck Sakura's back, pulling her from the wand and hurtling towards the ground. Li remembered losing control of the Fly Card, and falling from the wand himself before hitting the ground and descending into deep darkness......
"We can use this to find Sakura and the Brat!" Kero said proudly as he returned to Jacque and Ranea, who were starting to get worried, dragging the Lasin Board through the air.
"What is it?" Ranea asked as Jacque looked around to make sure that Rosetta, Grannie Marie, or Jean weren't looking.
"It's the Lasin Board." Kero said proudly. "Another great creation of my Master, Clow Reed."
Suddenly and without warning, a stream of blue-white light shot out of the Board, aiming straight through the wheat fields.
"Yes! It's working! All we have to do is follow this to Li and Sakura!" Kero exclaimed. He blinked in surprise as Jacque and Ranea took off through the wheat field.
"C'mon! We've got to find them!"
"Ranea!! Jacque!!! Grannie Marie!!! Kero!! Anyone!!!!" Li shouted worriedly into the darkness. He tried to wake the unconscious Sakura beside him for the fourth time. "Sakura! Wake up! Please! Don't leave me!"
Raye: Whew! That was a hectic three days.
Ameoba Boy: I'll say.
Da Bomb: You would.
Jo: Guys, I really should be getting home now. I kinda snuck out, and my mom's gonna realize I'm not there in an hour or so....
Da Bomb: I should be going too, my mom's getting home from work in an hour or so.
(Everyone waves them off.)
Blair Witch: Everyone! Max and Heaven have a horrible announcement to make!!
(Everyone turns to look at the two. A podium and microphone appear out of nowhere.)
Max: Ahem. We've just been taking stock of our food supplies...
Heaven: And the money supply Raye's parents left her...
Max: And we've come to this conclusion.
(Silence.)
Both: WE'RE OUT OF FOOD AND MONEY!!
Everyone: OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE'RE GONNA STARVE!!!!!!!!!!!