Sakura in Paris
Part Fifteen: The Invitation
Raye: Put down the shoe, Chris.
Psycho: But, I'm so ..... hungry!
(Raye grabs Ameoba Boy's elephant gun and aims it at Psycho.)
Raye: I won't let you do that to yourself, Chris! Put it down....NOW!
(Psycho drops the shoe like it's red-hot.)
Ameoba Boy: Food! Food! I need FOOD!
(Begins crawling into the living room as though in a barren desert, and, what do ya know, the living room does turn into a neverending barren desert....)
Ameoba Boy: I'll find food if it kills me!
(Crawls under the long couch.)
Ameoba Boy: FOOD!!
(Remerges with a dusty cheeto, and promptly stuffs it in his mouth.)
Ameoba Boy: Yummmmmmmm......
Max (Extremely disgusted): Eww...
Heaven: I wouldn't be talking, Fluffy. You just tried to eat a fried loafer.
Raye: I'm gonna try to get the next part of the fic written while I still have the strength...
(VERY loud stomach grumble....)
Everyone: Uhhhhhhhhnnnnnn.......
{Disclaimer}
(A girl is walking on a beach, when she trips over a bottle. She picks it up and pulls out the message inside..)
Girl (Reading aloud): Save us! We have no food or cash, and we're starving to death. If you read this and discover it's too late for us, please send this fanfic to as many people you can and dedicate it to our brave memories, because we, at the very end, refused to eat walking potatoes and broiled shoes. Signed, Raye Firearrows, author of fanfics, but not the owner of Cardcaptors. P.S.- Tell Clamp we said hi.
Sakura leaned unsteadily on her right leg, making sure to keep as much weight as she could off of her left ankle.
"Try to put some weight on the ankle." Li said. Sakura nodded and leaned tentively on the ankle. With a small gasp of pain, she fell forward.
Sakura opened her eyes in surprise. Li had caught her before she hit the floor, and she was now on her back, in his wonderful arms {Awwww (^_~).}.
Li leaned closer to her and tightened his hold on her. "Are you okay?" he asked in a breathless way. Sakura nodded numbly.
Kero walked into the room, licking a large, chocolate-coated spoon. He stopped in mid-lick and groaned.
"You two can stop trying to eat each other's faces now."
Sakura pulled away from Li and blushed. "You should have knocked before barging in like that."
Kero shrugged, slitting his eyes in an evil way at Li. "The door was wide open. Oh, I almost forgot. Sakura, you got a letter."
Kero pulled a small white envelope out of seemingly thin-air (no doubt using magic) and handed it to Sakura. Li set her onto the floor as she opened the unlabled envelope.
Dear Sakura,
I am quite taken with you, to be utterly truthful, and I would like to be able to meet and talk with you in private sometime soon, alone. If you would like, and when you feel better, you can come over to my home anytime, and we can have a friendly chat together. Please contact me as soon as you've made a decision. I am hoping to see you again very soon.
Signed,
Tom Guvera (Your neighbor)
"The nerve of that guy!" Li fumed angrily. "When he already knows me and you are a couple!"
"I'm not so sure about that. I haven't had my say in that matter." Kero growled darkly. Li returned the glare with his usual promptness.
"You don't have a say in that matter, Stuffed Animal!"
"I AM NOT A STUFFED ANIMAL!!!!" Kero screamed angrily, diving at Li. The two quickly began World War III, battling across the room in the background while Sakura thought of her decision about the invitation.
A bomb exploaded, filling the room with a bright red light and blowing Sakura's hair around like crazy. She sighed and stuck her right foot out.
Li tripped and landed with a thud on the ground, Kero begining to laugh like a maniac. "Are you okay, Li?" Sakura asked tonelessly as she re-read the letter.
"Why did you do that?!?! I almost had the Stuffed Animal beaten!" Li exclaimed angrily, his face turning beet-red.
Sakura calmly waited until his explosion was over and took a deep breath. "I did that 'cause I don't want you two fighting, and because you were both ANNOYING ME!!!"
Li blinked. "Sorry I asked."
"So are you going to this guy's house?" Kero asked innocently as he struggled to lift a large anvil above Li's head.
"I don't think I really want to. First of all, Tom doesn't strike me as the nicest guy, secondly, I just don't want to, and thirdly, my ankle's still shot."
"I'll buy that last one." Kero said with a grunt, beating his tiny wings and straining with the anvil.
Li crawled over to Sakura's side just as Kero dropped the anvil, taking her hand in his. "Are you just doing this because you don't want to make me mad? Or do you really not want to go over to that guy's house?"
Sakura grinned in her sweetest way. "I really don't want to go, Li. That's all."
Kero had two teardrops hanging from his eyes and he sniffled pathetically. "I was so close!" He stared sadly down at the giant, anvil-shaped hole in the floor, when Ranea's screech reached their ears.
"Almighty Lord!!!!! What the 'ell just 'appened!?!?! Where did this anvil come from?!?!?!?"
(The Blair Witch is humming happily, sitting in front of a giant, REALLY giant, iron cauldron that is sitting in the middle of the kitchen, a large wood-fire blazing underneath it. The cauldron has a very heavy lid on top, but steam is still escaping.)
Blair Witch: Yum....It's almost done....
Li: What's cooking?
Blair Witch: A new recipe of mine, Andrew La` Fricasse.
Ms. Sinic: You mean....Ameoba Boy is.....being cooked?!?
Blair Witch (Nodding happily): Yep!
(Everyone screams and pulls the lid off the cauldron.)
Raye: We do NOT eat people in this house!
Max: Ameoba Boy? Ameoba Boy? Can you hear me?
Ameoba Boy: This hot-tub feels real nice!
(Everyone's sweat drops.)
Raye: Uhhh...Ameoba Boy....
Ameoba Boy (Innocently as he scrubs his back with a loofa {He's in swimming trunks. I'm not that disgusting...}.): Hmm?
Psycho: Cousin Blair didn't put you in a hot-tub...
Sakura: She put you in a giant pot...
Li: Because she wants to...
Raye: Eat you!
(Ameoba Boy stares with really big eyes for a moment before screaming girlishly and jumping straight into the air and out of the pot. A giant hole appears in Raye's ceiling as Ameoba Boy breaks through it.)
Blair Witch (Pouting as she tosses her giant spoon into the cauldron): Someone trys to do something nice to help some friends out, and what thanks do they get?
Part Fifteen: The Invitation
Raye: Put down the shoe, Chris.
Psycho: But, I'm so ..... hungry!
(Raye grabs Ameoba Boy's elephant gun and aims it at Psycho.)
Raye: I won't let you do that to yourself, Chris! Put it down....NOW!
(Psycho drops the shoe like it's red-hot.)
Ameoba Boy: Food! Food! I need FOOD!
(Begins crawling into the living room as though in a barren desert, and, what do ya know, the living room does turn into a neverending barren desert....)
Ameoba Boy: I'll find food if it kills me!
(Crawls under the long couch.)
Ameoba Boy: FOOD!!
(Remerges with a dusty cheeto, and promptly stuffs it in his mouth.)
Ameoba Boy: Yummmmmmmm......
Max (Extremely disgusted): Eww...
Heaven: I wouldn't be talking, Fluffy. You just tried to eat a fried loafer.
Raye: I'm gonna try to get the next part of the fic written while I still have the strength...
(VERY loud stomach grumble....)
Everyone: Uhhhhhhhhnnnnnn.......
{Disclaimer}
(A girl is walking on a beach, when she trips over a bottle. She picks it up and pulls out the message inside..)
Girl (Reading aloud): Save us! We have no food or cash, and we're starving to death. If you read this and discover it's too late for us, please send this fanfic to as many people you can and dedicate it to our brave memories, because we, at the very end, refused to eat walking potatoes and broiled shoes. Signed, Raye Firearrows, author of fanfics, but not the owner of Cardcaptors. P.S.- Tell Clamp we said hi.
Sakura leaned unsteadily on her right leg, making sure to keep as much weight as she could off of her left ankle.
"Try to put some weight on the ankle." Li said. Sakura nodded and leaned tentively on the ankle. With a small gasp of pain, she fell forward.
Sakura opened her eyes in surprise. Li had caught her before she hit the floor, and she was now on her back, in his wonderful arms {Awwww (^_~).}.
Li leaned closer to her and tightened his hold on her. "Are you okay?" he asked in a breathless way. Sakura nodded numbly.
Kero walked into the room, licking a large, chocolate-coated spoon. He stopped in mid-lick and groaned.
"You two can stop trying to eat each other's faces now."
Sakura pulled away from Li and blushed. "You should have knocked before barging in like that."
Kero shrugged, slitting his eyes in an evil way at Li. "The door was wide open. Oh, I almost forgot. Sakura, you got a letter."
Kero pulled a small white envelope out of seemingly thin-air (no doubt using magic) and handed it to Sakura. Li set her onto the floor as she opened the unlabled envelope.
Dear Sakura,
I am quite taken with you, to be utterly truthful, and I would like to be able to meet and talk with you in private sometime soon, alone. If you would like, and when you feel better, you can come over to my home anytime, and we can have a friendly chat together. Please contact me as soon as you've made a decision. I am hoping to see you again very soon.
Signed,
Tom Guvera (Your neighbor)
"The nerve of that guy!" Li fumed angrily. "When he already knows me and you are a couple!"
"I'm not so sure about that. I haven't had my say in that matter." Kero growled darkly. Li returned the glare with his usual promptness.
"You don't have a say in that matter, Stuffed Animal!"
"I AM NOT A STUFFED ANIMAL!!!!" Kero screamed angrily, diving at Li. The two quickly began World War III, battling across the room in the background while Sakura thought of her decision about the invitation.
A bomb exploaded, filling the room with a bright red light and blowing Sakura's hair around like crazy. She sighed and stuck her right foot out.
Li tripped and landed with a thud on the ground, Kero begining to laugh like a maniac. "Are you okay, Li?" Sakura asked tonelessly as she re-read the letter.
"Why did you do that?!?! I almost had the Stuffed Animal beaten!" Li exclaimed angrily, his face turning beet-red.
Sakura calmly waited until his explosion was over and took a deep breath. "I did that 'cause I don't want you two fighting, and because you were both ANNOYING ME!!!"
Li blinked. "Sorry I asked."
"So are you going to this guy's house?" Kero asked innocently as he struggled to lift a large anvil above Li's head.
"I don't think I really want to. First of all, Tom doesn't strike me as the nicest guy, secondly, I just don't want to, and thirdly, my ankle's still shot."
"I'll buy that last one." Kero said with a grunt, beating his tiny wings and straining with the anvil.
Li crawled over to Sakura's side just as Kero dropped the anvil, taking her hand in his. "Are you just doing this because you don't want to make me mad? Or do you really not want to go over to that guy's house?"
Sakura grinned in her sweetest way. "I really don't want to go, Li. That's all."
Kero had two teardrops hanging from his eyes and he sniffled pathetically. "I was so close!" He stared sadly down at the giant, anvil-shaped hole in the floor, when Ranea's screech reached their ears.
"Almighty Lord!!!!! What the 'ell just 'appened!?!?! Where did this anvil come from?!?!?!?"
(The Blair Witch is humming happily, sitting in front of a giant, REALLY giant, iron cauldron that is sitting in the middle of the kitchen, a large wood-fire blazing underneath it. The cauldron has a very heavy lid on top, but steam is still escaping.)
Blair Witch: Yum....It's almost done....
Li: What's cooking?
Blair Witch: A new recipe of mine, Andrew La` Fricasse.
Ms. Sinic: You mean....Ameoba Boy is.....being cooked?!?
Blair Witch (Nodding happily): Yep!
(Everyone screams and pulls the lid off the cauldron.)
Raye: We do NOT eat people in this house!
Max: Ameoba Boy? Ameoba Boy? Can you hear me?
Ameoba Boy: This hot-tub feels real nice!
(Everyone's sweat drops.)
Raye: Uhhh...Ameoba Boy....
Ameoba Boy (Innocently as he scrubs his back with a loofa {He's in swimming trunks. I'm not that disgusting...}.): Hmm?
Psycho: Cousin Blair didn't put you in a hot-tub...
Sakura: She put you in a giant pot...
Li: Because she wants to...
Raye: Eat you!
(Ameoba Boy stares with really big eyes for a moment before screaming girlishly and jumping straight into the air and out of the pot. A giant hole appears in Raye's ceiling as Ameoba Boy breaks through it.)
Blair Witch (Pouting as she tosses her giant spoon into the cauldron): Someone trys to do something nice to help some friends out, and what thanks do they get?