Sakura in Paris
Part Nineteen: Kidnapped!
Psycho: It's your deal, Li.
Sakura: I got a pair!
(Everyone's sweat drops.)
Li: Sakura, dear, we haven't even started another game yet.
Sakura (Laughing nervously.): Oh yeah, right.
(Everyone sweat drops again. A sudden scream startles everyone. Li and the others drop their cards as they jump in fright and Raye's Gerad dies again.)
Raye: AHHHHH!!!! I'M GONNA KILL WHOEVER MADE GERAD DIE!!!!
Voice downstairs: Oh my God! Tell me you're really Mark McGrath! From SugarRay! Please tell me you're really here and not on tour!
(Everyone sweatdrops.)
Christopher's Dad: Um, no, I'm not Mark McGrath. I'm Don Roese. And you are?
Voice Downstairs: Aly! Aly Bomhold! Pleased to meet you, Mr. McGrath!
(Everyone sweatdrops again.)
Angie: DA BOMB! GET YOUR ASS UP HERE NOW!!!
Da Bomb: Coming!
Raye: Why'n the Hell are you here?!?
Da Bomb: I've got a message from your Mom.
Raye: And why did she call you?
Da Bomb: She tried the house but no one answered and the answering machine didn't pick up, so she called me! (Turns out, the machine had exploaded with over-use {Raye doesn't like to answer the phone when she's relaxing.}.)
Raye: And the message is?
Da Bomb: She and your Dad are starting home today! They'll be home in two days! Oh, and to pick up your bro from your Grandma's. Raye? Are you okay?
Raye: Oh, SHIT!!
(Everyone leaves the room and Da Bomb blinks at the dust filling the empty room.)
Da Bomb: Now we'll have more time alone, Mr. McGrath!
(Christopher's Dad's sweat drops.)
{Disclaimer}
Okay, listen up, girls and boys!
(Begins pacing before a line of worried girls and boys in military uniforms.)
I'm gonna make men and women out of you!
Girl (Tentively raising her trembling hand): Sir?
What?
Girl: Do you own Cardcaptors, Sir?
No! Clamp does! Anymore questions? (Devil Glares at the group. The nervous kids shake their heads furiously.)
Good! Begin the fic!
Sakura yawned boredly and then looked back down at her pocket manga. She was so bored, sitting on her window seat and reading mangas. And alone. Everyone else had gone on a major shopping spree, and it was Sunday afternoon, so all of the servants and maids had the afternoon off, and the mansion was completely empty.
Kero was sleeping on her bed, arms thrown around everywhere and snoring uproarishly, when the loud slam startled both of them.
"Grannie Marie? Li?" Sakura called in a fearful voice, reaching for her crutches and the Sealing Wand necklace, sitting on her bedside table.
Kero growled as the intruder entered the room. "Get out of here!"
The intruder snickered dryly. "I've waited long enough. You'll come with me, Sakura."
Sakura let out a scream as the intruder advanced on her, smacking Kero aside and into the dresser, slamming the drawer shut and locking Kero inside. Sakura struggled to escape as the intruder grabbed her arm and pulled her along after him, down the stairs and out of the mansion.
"Sakura!" Kero cried, smashing against the unrelenting drawer.
"Kero! Help!!"
Grannie Marie set her cane against the staircase and helped Ranea carry the large bag of groceries inside. "Li, why don't you go ahead upstairs and see what Sakura's doing?"
Li nodded and ran up the stairs eagerly.
But when he reached Sakura's room, he found quite an unwelcome reception.
Kero battered against the drawer door, gritting his teeth angrily. The thick wood had yet to even begin to crack.
Li opened the drawer to have an extremely irrate Kero fly into his face. "Where is he?!?! Where's Sakura?!?!"
"Calm down, Kero! What do you mean "where's Sakura"?"
Kero panted and glared at Li, debating on whether or not to tell the Brat. He sighed in defeat I've got to save Sakura, and I can't do it on my own. I'll have to trust him.
"Sakura's been kidnapped."
Li's blood froze in his veins. "Kidnapped?!? By who?!!?"
"Tom."
Okay, I know that last part was beyond pathetically short, but I've got more important things to worry about!
Ameoba Boy: Yeah! Like saving all of our necks and cleaning this place up before the Witch's parents show up.
Raye: Don't try me right now, Ameoba Boy. (Growls warningly and Ameoba Boy quickly become a mime and takes a Vow of Silence.)
Psycho: Me and Cousin Blair are taking off! We'll be back with Sakura and Li and Raye's bro in a sec!
(The four leave to pick up the "Brat".)
Raye: Max, help me pull these boards off the windows. Then we have to repaint the one wall the Lizzie broke through with her sledgehammer, and then we have to clear up and re-wall where you cut through the "Brat's" wall, and find some cash, and quick, too!
Heaven (Begins crying at the thought of everything they have to do in 2 days.): Are we gonna die??!!?
Max (Sighs and nods solemnly.): Yes, yes we are, Heaven.
Heaven: WAHHHHH!!!! I DON'T WANNA DIE!!!!!
Raye: THEN GET WORKING! NOW!!!!
(Group begins working as though driven by burly slave drivers.)
Christopher: I'm putting the pots away.....
(No one notices him, too busy struggling to knock down the brick covered front-door opening...)
Part Nineteen: Kidnapped!
Psycho: It's your deal, Li.
Sakura: I got a pair!
(Everyone's sweat drops.)
Li: Sakura, dear, we haven't even started another game yet.
Sakura (Laughing nervously.): Oh yeah, right.
(Everyone sweat drops again. A sudden scream startles everyone. Li and the others drop their cards as they jump in fright and Raye's Gerad dies again.)
Raye: AHHHHH!!!! I'M GONNA KILL WHOEVER MADE GERAD DIE!!!!
Voice downstairs: Oh my God! Tell me you're really Mark McGrath! From SugarRay! Please tell me you're really here and not on tour!
(Everyone sweatdrops.)
Christopher's Dad: Um, no, I'm not Mark McGrath. I'm Don Roese. And you are?
Voice Downstairs: Aly! Aly Bomhold! Pleased to meet you, Mr. McGrath!
(Everyone sweatdrops again.)
Angie: DA BOMB! GET YOUR ASS UP HERE NOW!!!
Da Bomb: Coming!
Raye: Why'n the Hell are you here?!?
Da Bomb: I've got a message from your Mom.
Raye: And why did she call you?
Da Bomb: She tried the house but no one answered and the answering machine didn't pick up, so she called me! (Turns out, the machine had exploaded with over-use {Raye doesn't like to answer the phone when she's relaxing.}.)
Raye: And the message is?
Da Bomb: She and your Dad are starting home today! They'll be home in two days! Oh, and to pick up your bro from your Grandma's. Raye? Are you okay?
Raye: Oh, SHIT!!
(Everyone leaves the room and Da Bomb blinks at the dust filling the empty room.)
Da Bomb: Now we'll have more time alone, Mr. McGrath!
(Christopher's Dad's sweat drops.)
{Disclaimer}
Okay, listen up, girls and boys!
(Begins pacing before a line of worried girls and boys in military uniforms.)
I'm gonna make men and women out of you!
Girl (Tentively raising her trembling hand): Sir?
What?
Girl: Do you own Cardcaptors, Sir?
No! Clamp does! Anymore questions? (Devil Glares at the group. The nervous kids shake their heads furiously.)
Good! Begin the fic!
Sakura yawned boredly and then looked back down at her pocket manga. She was so bored, sitting on her window seat and reading mangas. And alone. Everyone else had gone on a major shopping spree, and it was Sunday afternoon, so all of the servants and maids had the afternoon off, and the mansion was completely empty.
Kero was sleeping on her bed, arms thrown around everywhere and snoring uproarishly, when the loud slam startled both of them.
"Grannie Marie? Li?" Sakura called in a fearful voice, reaching for her crutches and the Sealing Wand necklace, sitting on her bedside table.
Kero growled as the intruder entered the room. "Get out of here!"
The intruder snickered dryly. "I've waited long enough. You'll come with me, Sakura."
Sakura let out a scream as the intruder advanced on her, smacking Kero aside and into the dresser, slamming the drawer shut and locking Kero inside. Sakura struggled to escape as the intruder grabbed her arm and pulled her along after him, down the stairs and out of the mansion.
"Sakura!" Kero cried, smashing against the unrelenting drawer.
"Kero! Help!!"
Grannie Marie set her cane against the staircase and helped Ranea carry the large bag of groceries inside. "Li, why don't you go ahead upstairs and see what Sakura's doing?"
Li nodded and ran up the stairs eagerly.
But when he reached Sakura's room, he found quite an unwelcome reception.
Kero battered against the drawer door, gritting his teeth angrily. The thick wood had yet to even begin to crack.
Li opened the drawer to have an extremely irrate Kero fly into his face. "Where is he?!?! Where's Sakura?!?!"
"Calm down, Kero! What do you mean "where's Sakura"?"
Kero panted and glared at Li, debating on whether or not to tell the Brat. He sighed in defeat I've got to save Sakura, and I can't do it on my own. I'll have to trust him.
"Sakura's been kidnapped."
Li's blood froze in his veins. "Kidnapped?!? By who?!!?"
"Tom."
Okay, I know that last part was beyond pathetically short, but I've got more important things to worry about!
Ameoba Boy: Yeah! Like saving all of our necks and cleaning this place up before the Witch's parents show up.
Raye: Don't try me right now, Ameoba Boy. (Growls warningly and Ameoba Boy quickly become a mime and takes a Vow of Silence.)
Psycho: Me and Cousin Blair are taking off! We'll be back with Sakura and Li and Raye's bro in a sec!
(The four leave to pick up the "Brat".)
Raye: Max, help me pull these boards off the windows. Then we have to repaint the one wall the Lizzie broke through with her sledgehammer, and then we have to clear up and re-wall where you cut through the "Brat's" wall, and find some cash, and quick, too!
Heaven (Begins crying at the thought of everything they have to do in 2 days.): Are we gonna die??!!?
Max (Sighs and nods solemnly.): Yes, yes we are, Heaven.
Heaven: WAHHHHH!!!! I DON'T WANNA DIE!!!!!
Raye: THEN GET WORKING! NOW!!!!
(Group begins working as though driven by burly slave drivers.)
Christopher: I'm putting the pots away.....
(No one notices him, too busy struggling to knock down the brick covered front-door opening...)