Winning is Everything
By: Anita
Winning is Everything
Chapter 2: First Impressions
(At Krustyloo studios, studio #3)
Troy McClure: Hi, I'm Troy McClure, you may remember me from such gameshows as "Catch That Hobo" and "Who Wants To Eat A Billionaire?"!
Zapp Brannigan: And I'm Zapp Brannigan, you may remember me from the many escapades with the lovely Leela!
Troy: Today we are here with two teams, who will be pitted against each other and compete for all they're worth!
Zapp: Now let's meet the two teams, and teach them the rules to...
Audience: "Winning is Everything"!
(Audience applauds)
Troy: Our first team is the Simpson family, who lives right here in Springfield!
(Simpsons come out and sit at their table, as audience applauds)
Troy: Welcome to the show "Winning is Everything"!
Homer: Damn right it is!
Troy: So, Simpsons, let's learn a little bit about you.
Bart: Just bring out the other team so we can kick their butts!
Marge: Bart! Don't be rude on television!
Troy: Ha ha ha! Fabulous, Team Simpson. Now bring out the next team!
Zapp: The second team has come to us all the way from the 30th century! It's Team Planet Express!
(Fry, Bender, Amy, Leela and Nibbler come out and sit at their table, as audience applauds)
Zapp: Well, if it isn't the luscious Leela!
Leela: Oh great, Zapp Brannigan! I thought things couldn't get worse.
Lisa: How can they be from the 30th century yet be here right now?
Leela: Simple, this isn't actually us, it's like virtual reality. We control what we say and do, but it's just a physical simulation of us.
Marge: Amazing!
Bart: Does that mean you're like holograms or something?
Fry: Umm... I dunno...
Bart: Lemme check!
(Bart walks up to Fry and kicks him)
Fry: Ow!
Bart: I guess you're not holograms, heh heh.
Bender: Hey, don't hurt my buddy, kid, or you'll pay!
Bart: Hey, cool, a robot! Say something else.
Bender: Bite me.
Bart: Cool, I can't wait for the 30th century!
Marge: Stay away from that robot, Bart. You don't know what diseases there are in the 30th century!
Amy: Hey, we don't have diseases!
Homer: Then explain the one-eyed freak!
Lisa: Dad! Don't make fun of people's disabilities!
Leela: For your information, I'm a cyclops!
Zapp: The sexiest cyclops around!
Leela: Shut up, Zapp.
Amy: And anyways, what's with you guys having such weird hair?
Bart: Well, what's with that weird thing?
(Bart points at Nibbler)
Leela: Hey! Take that back! Nibbler isn't weird!
Bart: snicker Nibbler? Do people get cornier in the 30th century or is it just you guys?
(Nibbler runs up to Bart and starts eating his shoes)
Bart: AHH! Get this thing off of me!
(Team Planet Express starts laughing)
Fry: You show him Nibbler!
(Maggie walks up to Nibbler, who is eating Bart's shoelace, seeing Maggie, Nibbler stops eating)
Maggie: -suck suck-
(Maggie takes out her pacifier and sticks it in Nibbler's mouth)
Lisa: Um, Maggie, you might not want to suck on that after Nibbler has.
Troy: Ha ha ha! Aren't these teams just great? After this commercial break, we'll get the game started.
Zapp: Who do you think will win, Team Simpson, or Team Planet Express? Find out when we come back to...
Audience: "Winning is Everything"!
There's my second chapter! Hopefully you've liked my story so far, and I'll be hoping to bring in more laughs in the third and final chapters. R/R!