Disclaimer: I don't own Star Wars or VeggieTales.
Author's Note: I do realize that the pilots singing this have done everything that they are singing- it's just part of the madness.
I also do not think Wedge looks like General Kre'fey. It just fits the song.
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Narrator: Joining Wes are Wedge Antilles and Tycho Celchu, who together make up the infamous gang of scalliwags, the Pilots Who Don't Do Anything!
Wes, Wedge, and Tycho: We are the Pilots Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you...
Wes: We don't do anything!
Wedge: Well, I've never been to Yavin
and I've never seen Coruscant
and I've never frozen solid inside Hoth's icy halls,
and I've never seen Borleias
and I've never been to Kessel
and I've never been to Endor in the fall.
All: 'Cuz we're the Pilots Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you...
Tycho: We don't do anything...
And I never unlock S-foils
and I never fire torpedoes
and I never barrel roll because I never fly at all,
and I've never shot an eyeball
and I've never owned an artoo
and I've never been to Endor in the fall.
All: 'Cuz we're the Pilots Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay at home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you... We don't do anything!
Wes: Well, I've never spoken Wookiee,
and I'm not too good at Sabacc
and I've never shot Imp walkers that're 15 stories tall,
and I've never worn an Ewok
and I've never gone undercover
and I've never been to Endor in the fall!
Wedge: Huh? What are you talking about? What's a Wookiee and Sabacc have to do with being a pilot??
Tycho: Hey, that's right! We're supposed to sing about pilot-y things!
Wes: Oh...
Wedge: And who ever wore an Ewok? That's just nonsense! Why even bring it up? Am I right? What do you think?
Tycho: I think you look like General Kre'fey!
Wedge: Huh? No I don't!
Tycho: Do too.
Wedge: Do not!
Tycho: You're making me angry.
Wedge: That's it, you're going in the airlock!
Tycho: Says who?
Wedge: Says the general, that's who!
Tycho: Oh, yeah? Aye aye, General Kre'fey!
Wes: And I've never dealt with Emtrey
and I've never worn drag clothing
and I've never been on trial for what was not murder at all,
and I've never bathed in bacta
and I don't look good in lavender...
Wedge: You just don't get it!
All: And we've never been to Endor in the faaaaaaaaaaaall!