A/N: Second to last chapter! thank you everyone who reviewed! ^_^ I mean it!
"You will live a prosperous life...."
"Hey! I got the same thing!" Tai shouts, "I'm gonna live a prosperous life!"
"Tai, do you actually believe those things?"
"You mean... I"m not gonna live a prosperous life?"
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"You will live a prosperous life..."
"Matt! Look! It says the same for me!"
"::blinks:: I *knew* these things couldn't be true..."
"............You're mean...."
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"You will go directly to jail........ do not pass Go, do not collect $200 ::blinks:: I'M GOING TO JAIL!!! ::wails::" She looks to see the person next to her laughing hysterically, "Davis,........what's your problem?!"
"Can you believe what this thing says?! ::laughs:: Look, it says: You will own a noodle cart. ::starts laughing again:: A noodle cart?! Yeah, right! Like *I* would own a noodle cart!"
Yolei just stares at him, "And I *had* to get stuck with you, didn't I?"
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"Cody, do you know where the bridal department is?"
"Izzy............... does it look like I would know?"
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"Ok, we already got the wedding veil...... and the Cucumber Melon scented whatever..... two more things! Get the orange tape recorder then to the Hallmark store........"
"Yeah.... but Joe.... why did you have to spray that stuff on you?"
"It was an accident!"
"*Sure* it was...."
"Really! I'm alergic to it! See, uh ::achoo:: Uh-oh...."
"What?"
"IT'S THAT LADY!"
"What lady?"
"THAT SURVEY LADY!"
"What survey lady?"
The lady looks over to his direction, "OH! Sir! Excuse me, but you still have 44 more questions!"
"Ah!"
"Ok-" started Ken.
But Joe already started running in the opposite direction.
"Joe! That's the wrong way! The tape recorder's- ::sigh:: forget it... ::runs where Joe's going::"
~*
You can see two figures, one standing the other sitting down,........yelling at eachother....
"How could you do this?!"
"How could *I* do this?!"
"Yes, how could *you* do this?!"
"It's not my fault!"
"Of course it is! You have the worst sense of direction!"
"That's just because you didn't let me stop to look at a directory!"
"We couldn't waste any more time! I mean, everyone else is ahead of us, and *you* want to stop at a directory?! I thought you *knew* where the store is!"
"Well, you know what?! I *don't* know where the stupid bridal department is! Maybe *that's* why I wanted to look at a directory!"
"Fine! There's a directory over there!"
"Fine!"
"Fine!"
"Fine!"
"::he leaves to look at the directory:: Stupid, Matt.....," then she yells over to him, "I'M NOT SPEAKING TO YOU!!!"
"Ok, we'll see how long *that* lasts..."
She sticks her tongue out at him, he rolls his eyes.
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"Wouldn't I look *great* in that dress?"
Davis starts choking on the smoothie he just bought.
"And wouldn't it look sooo *great* when I'm walking down the aisle........just ready to meet with Izzy...or Ken.... or Izzy.... or Ken.....or... I CAN'T CHOOSE! ::pause:: might as well have both.... Ok, ready to meet *both* of them down at the altar. ::sighs dreamily and begins to dream up what it would look like::"
"But, Yolei," Davis starts after recovering from choking, "You can't marry two people....."
"Shut up!........It's *my* fantasy......::sighs dreamily again and continues:: We're cutting the cake....."
Davis looks at her weirdly then looks at the store window and starts choking again. He begins to nudge Yolei but she's still in her fantasy world, but after a while, she gets the hint.
"WHAT?!"
He points out the window to the security guard.
"OH MY-"
He spots them.
"RUN!!!"
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"Tai...........what are you doing?"
"Er.. uh... nothing, Sora...you just wait for me outside....::smiles::"
"Um, ok...::leaves::"
"::stops smiling and turns to the a store employee:: Ok, so these are *all* the Cucumber Melon body splash in the *entire* store.........right?"
"Yes..."
"Good! Ok... I'm ready to buy now...."
"Alright, please follow me up to register."
"Ok..."
After doing all the calculations......
"Oh, here's my credit card..."
"Ok... Here you are sir ::hands him the numerous bags:: Thank You ::looks at credit card:: Mr. Ishida."
"No, thank *you*" he smiles as he walks out the door.
"Tai...........what did you do?"
"Um... look! I got you this! ::hands her a bottle from the bag::"
"Aw, Tai! Thank you!"
"And these too....::hands her all the bags::"
"::pause:: Um.... thanks..."
"You're welcome!" then thinks to himself, 'Let's see Matt win now....::evil laughter::"
~*
Footsteps..... that's all you can hear....
Mimi: "..........."
Matt: "..........."
Mimi: "..........."
Matt: "...........::opens door::"
Mimi: ".............::gasps:: OH MY GOSH!!! THAT DRESS IS *SO* BEAUTIFUL!!!"
Some guy walks up to her and speaks with a British accent, "Do you like it?"
"Oh my gosh, it's sooooo pretty! I'd love to wear it on my wedding day!"
"Well, you can-"
"WHAT?! I CAN!!! THANK YOU THANK YOU *THANK YOU*!!!!"
"No, wait... you didn't let me finish. I meant that you can wear it today."
"What?"
"Well, I'm a photographer for this magazine, and the people who own this store let me borrow one of their dresses and tuxedos. Now all I need are the people who are going to wear them."
"You mean, you don't have anyone?"
"Well, first this young man came in with enormous hair with a young woman. I told them about it and the girl was ecstatic about the idea, but when I came to the part of him wearing a tux, he got fidgety and he quietly started to inch his way to the exit. Next thing I know he's out of sight. I told the girl she can wait here until we find another young gentleman, but she refused saying she'd never do that without that boy, then she left. After a while another two came in the store, but I was too preoccupied setting up my camera so I didn't notice them. They sat there for a while, then I found out they were here so I was about to walk over to them to ask them if they would like to agree, but just as I was about to ask them they jumped up and started to run out of the store. The peculiar thing was was that the young lady started yelling something about the fortune cookie is coming true or something like that."
"Oh! Well, I'd love to be in it!"
"Wonderful! But, where is your friend?"
"Matt? ::looks around:: MATT! GET AWAY FROM THAT DOOR AND COME OVER HERE!!!"
"I see you're speaking to me again..."
She starts to get angry but then cools down, "Ok, maybe I am..."
"Well, then. Here's the tux and the dress. Now both of you go and change. I'll be out here when you're ready."
"Huh-uh, I am *not* going to get in no tux and pretend I'm getting married....."
"Oh Matt, please!" Mimi pleads.
"Why should I?"
"Just do this for me.......please! Just this once!"
He hesitates but finally manages to say, "Ok, I have no clue why I'm doing this though..."
"Thank you, thank you, thank you!" then she hugs him but then lets go after she figures out what she did, "Um....thanks...." then she gets the dress and goes into a dressing room.
Matt subconsciously takes the tux then walks into a dressing room himself, wondering what the hell had come over him to agree to this...
A/N: Tell me what ya think! review please! thanks! the next part'll come out soon... if I get some reviews to encourage me to do so... ^^;;
"You will live a prosperous life...."
"Hey! I got the same thing!" Tai shouts, "I'm gonna live a prosperous life!"
"Tai, do you actually believe those things?"
"You mean... I"m not gonna live a prosperous life?"
~*
"You will live a prosperous life..."
"Matt! Look! It says the same for me!"
"::blinks:: I *knew* these things couldn't be true..."
"............You're mean...."
~*
"You will go directly to jail........ do not pass Go, do not collect $200 ::blinks:: I'M GOING TO JAIL!!! ::wails::" She looks to see the person next to her laughing hysterically, "Davis,........what's your problem?!"
"Can you believe what this thing says?! ::laughs:: Look, it says: You will own a noodle cart. ::starts laughing again:: A noodle cart?! Yeah, right! Like *I* would own a noodle cart!"
Yolei just stares at him, "And I *had* to get stuck with you, didn't I?"
~*
"Cody, do you know where the bridal department is?"
"Izzy............... does it look like I would know?"
~*
"Ok, we already got the wedding veil...... and the Cucumber Melon scented whatever..... two more things! Get the orange tape recorder then to the Hallmark store........"
"Yeah.... but Joe.... why did you have to spray that stuff on you?"
"It was an accident!"
"*Sure* it was...."
"Really! I'm alergic to it! See, uh ::achoo:: Uh-oh...."
"What?"
"IT'S THAT LADY!"
"What lady?"
"THAT SURVEY LADY!"
"What survey lady?"
The lady looks over to his direction, "OH! Sir! Excuse me, but you still have 44 more questions!"
"Ah!"
"Ok-" started Ken.
But Joe already started running in the opposite direction.
"Joe! That's the wrong way! The tape recorder's- ::sigh:: forget it... ::runs where Joe's going::"
~*
You can see two figures, one standing the other sitting down,........yelling at eachother....
"How could you do this?!"
"How could *I* do this?!"
"Yes, how could *you* do this?!"
"It's not my fault!"
"Of course it is! You have the worst sense of direction!"
"That's just because you didn't let me stop to look at a directory!"
"We couldn't waste any more time! I mean, everyone else is ahead of us, and *you* want to stop at a directory?! I thought you *knew* where the store is!"
"Well, you know what?! I *don't* know where the stupid bridal department is! Maybe *that's* why I wanted to look at a directory!"
"Fine! There's a directory over there!"
"Fine!"
"Fine!"
"Fine!"
"::he leaves to look at the directory:: Stupid, Matt.....," then she yells over to him, "I'M NOT SPEAKING TO YOU!!!"
"Ok, we'll see how long *that* lasts..."
She sticks her tongue out at him, he rolls his eyes.
~*
"Wouldn't I look *great* in that dress?"
Davis starts choking on the smoothie he just bought.
"And wouldn't it look sooo *great* when I'm walking down the aisle........just ready to meet with Izzy...or Ken.... or Izzy.... or Ken.....or... I CAN'T CHOOSE! ::pause:: might as well have both.... Ok, ready to meet *both* of them down at the altar. ::sighs dreamily and begins to dream up what it would look like::"
"But, Yolei," Davis starts after recovering from choking, "You can't marry two people....."
"Shut up!........It's *my* fantasy......::sighs dreamily again and continues:: We're cutting the cake....."
Davis looks at her weirdly then looks at the store window and starts choking again. He begins to nudge Yolei but she's still in her fantasy world, but after a while, she gets the hint.
"WHAT?!"
He points out the window to the security guard.
"OH MY-"
He spots them.
"RUN!!!"
~*
"Tai...........what are you doing?"
"Er.. uh... nothing, Sora...you just wait for me outside....::smiles::"
"Um, ok...::leaves::"
"::stops smiling and turns to the a store employee:: Ok, so these are *all* the Cucumber Melon body splash in the *entire* store.........right?"
"Yes..."
"Good! Ok... I'm ready to buy now...."
"Alright, please follow me up to register."
"Ok..."
After doing all the calculations......
"Oh, here's my credit card..."
"Ok... Here you are sir ::hands him the numerous bags:: Thank You ::looks at credit card:: Mr. Ishida."
"No, thank *you*" he smiles as he walks out the door.
"Tai...........what did you do?"
"Um... look! I got you this! ::hands her a bottle from the bag::"
"Aw, Tai! Thank you!"
"And these too....::hands her all the bags::"
"::pause:: Um.... thanks..."
"You're welcome!" then thinks to himself, 'Let's see Matt win now....::evil laughter::"
~*
Footsteps..... that's all you can hear....
Mimi: "..........."
Matt: "..........."
Mimi: "..........."
Matt: "...........::opens door::"
Mimi: ".............::gasps:: OH MY GOSH!!! THAT DRESS IS *SO* BEAUTIFUL!!!"
Some guy walks up to her and speaks with a British accent, "Do you like it?"
"Oh my gosh, it's sooooo pretty! I'd love to wear it on my wedding day!"
"Well, you can-"
"WHAT?! I CAN!!! THANK YOU THANK YOU *THANK YOU*!!!!"
"No, wait... you didn't let me finish. I meant that you can wear it today."
"What?"
"Well, I'm a photographer for this magazine, and the people who own this store let me borrow one of their dresses and tuxedos. Now all I need are the people who are going to wear them."
"You mean, you don't have anyone?"
"Well, first this young man came in with enormous hair with a young woman. I told them about it and the girl was ecstatic about the idea, but when I came to the part of him wearing a tux, he got fidgety and he quietly started to inch his way to the exit. Next thing I know he's out of sight. I told the girl she can wait here until we find another young gentleman, but she refused saying she'd never do that without that boy, then she left. After a while another two came in the store, but I was too preoccupied setting up my camera so I didn't notice them. They sat there for a while, then I found out they were here so I was about to walk over to them to ask them if they would like to agree, but just as I was about to ask them they jumped up and started to run out of the store. The peculiar thing was was that the young lady started yelling something about the fortune cookie is coming true or something like that."
"Oh! Well, I'd love to be in it!"
"Wonderful! But, where is your friend?"
"Matt? ::looks around:: MATT! GET AWAY FROM THAT DOOR AND COME OVER HERE!!!"
"I see you're speaking to me again..."
She starts to get angry but then cools down, "Ok, maybe I am..."
"Well, then. Here's the tux and the dress. Now both of you go and change. I'll be out here when you're ready."
"Huh-uh, I am *not* going to get in no tux and pretend I'm getting married....."
"Oh Matt, please!" Mimi pleads.
"Why should I?"
"Just do this for me.......please! Just this once!"
He hesitates but finally manages to say, "Ok, I have no clue why I'm doing this though..."
"Thank you, thank you, thank you!" then she hugs him but then lets go after she figures out what she did, "Um....thanks...." then she gets the dress and goes into a dressing room.
Matt subconsciously takes the tux then walks into a dressing room himself, wondering what the hell had come over him to agree to this...
A/N: Tell me what ya think! review please! thanks! the next part'll come out soon... if I get some reviews to encourage me to do so... ^^;;