Hi. I'm writing this because right now my
computer after a half an hour of trying to
dial up is not work when at last it did then
30 second later disconnected it did this
three times...I hate technology.
I don't own gundam but if I did I'd be
pretty damn happy right now.
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The trouble with computers
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Heero yuy the 15-year-old pilot of
gundam unit one sat as his computer his eyes
glazed over. He stared 15 minuets straight
with out blinking. The computer made the
dial tone noise then the sounds of dialing
then a busy signal. 40 times had listened to
this. 40 mother fucking times. He was at his
wits end he was on the verge of tears, even
if duo was in the room with him, heero was
about to cry like a kid in store throughing a
tantrum. Heero gave a low growl and duo
backed away then said, "heero why not give
it a rest. Why not play solitaire?" Heero
whipped around in his chair and gave the
most terrifying death stare he ever gave
duo. Duo meekly backed away and sat down
on his bed and began to 'read' his manga,
his XXX manga (because this is duo you
know.). Heero turned back to the computer
and low and behold it had logged on. Heero
slowly began to smile and then laugh
manically then it disconnected. Heero's
smile vanished and the scary laughter
stopped. Heero was utterly stupefied.
He whimpered. Duo slowly approached heero
and patted him on the shoulder.
"It's ok." Duo reassured.
"IT'S NOT 'OK'" heero shouted.
Heero looked like he had totally lost it.
Heero's eyes were blood shot and he was
beginning to shake. Duo tried his best to
help heero.
"We could play a game while we wait
for it to logon." Duo suggested.
"A game...A GAME!" heero had lost it.
Duo took a big step back and then said, "yes
a game. So we don't have to think about it."
Heero then looked into duo's petrified eyes
and got up from the computer.
"Alright as long as it's not solitaire."
Heero hated solitaire.
"Of course it's not solitaire. We're
playing a game together." Duo reminded. Heero
sighed and sat on his bed, which was next to Duo's.
"So what are we going to do?" heero
asked as he sighed.
"Well we could play poker or black
jack...you could read something of mine."
Duo suggested.
"I lose at poker to you and with that
my money. With black jack you can't win and I
do not think the things that you look at are really
something to 'Read' " Heero said and with
that crushing duo's hope of money and maybe a
naked heero depending on how bad heero lost.
Duo looked around thing of something to say to
break the sudden silence.
"How about a drink?" duo asked. And yet
again with a sigh heero said, "yes. I suppose
that would be nice." Duo stood up and went to
the fridge and open it's door.
"We have coke." Heero gag, he hated
brown cola. Duo went on, "sprite." Duo took
out a sprite for him self, "and water...I
think you'll want something more than water."
Heero nodded, "how about sake."
"No." heero flatly answered. It was
bad enough how he felt he didn't need a hang
over.
"All that's left it mountain dew."
Heero's ears perked up at that and he stood
up. Heero LOVED mountain dew. Duo handed the
green can to heero and heero snatched it from
duo and gulped it down.
"Well I'm glad you like something."
Duo commented to him self. Heero just continued
to happily drink his mountain dew.
"Well how about we play a non card game?"
Duo said and looked up at heero. Heero nodded
still drink the mountain dew.
"It's not like we have a bored game and
I have a feeling your not the type of guy who
plays monopoly." Duo went on, "I know! How about
truth or dare?" Heero removed the can from his
lips and blinked at duo.
"Why?" was all heero could say. Heero
didn't understand why do would want to play
truth or dare with him of all people.
The only reason heero thought that duo would
want to play truth or dare with him was to
find out information but duo already knew
every thing about their mission. Heero just
shrugged and agreed.
'It can only hurt him.' Heero thought.
Duo smiled wickedly and thought, 'I can't believe
I'm so lucky tonight...maybe I can even get lucky.'
Heero sat down and looked at duo waiting for him
to say something.
"You know how to play right?" Duo asked.
Heero gave "hn" as an answer which meant yes. Duo
smiled and said, "Great let's begin. I'll go first."
Heero sighed and nodded.
"Truth or dare?" duo asked.
"Dare." Duo was thinking heero would have
gone for truth but dare mad him much more happier.
"Great." Duo said, "I want you to walk over
to Relena's room..." duo paused to sneeze.
"Don't you think it's a little rude to wake
Relena up at 1 o'clock." Heero said.
"I'm not finished." Duo said and then
finished, "I want you to go over to her room and
grab her." Heero raised one eyebrow and said,
"That's it?" they were obviously not on the same
train of thought. Duo was thinking heero was to
go to relena's room and grab her butt and manhandle
her. Heero thought that he was to go to her room and
just grab her as in grabbing her wrist or something.
Heero sighed and got up and duo followed him out the
door.
When they reached relena's room heero knocked
and waited for Relena to answer. Relena came out in a
pair of pink pajamas.
"Hello?" she said as she rubbed her eyes,
"HEERO!" she exclaimed. It looked like heero was the
one who was going to be grabbed. Heero then remembered
what he was there for and took relena's wrist.
"Can we go back now, duo?" Heero asked. Relena
just looked at heero then to duo. Duo smack his hand to
his forehead then dragged it down his face.
"No. No. No. No. No. NO!" duo said while shaking his
head, "you did it wrong. You were supposed to GRAB her!"
"I did." Heero simply answered.
"I meant like this." Duo said then
demonstrated what he wanted heero to do and
grabbed relena's butt.
"SMACK!" the noise could most likely be heard
all over the campus. Duo and heero ran for their
lives before Relena called the cops or worse her
fan club.
The two boys made it quickly back to their
dorm.
"Let's have this game in our dorm and no
where else." Duo suggested. Heero nodded and looked
back at his computer, which was still not connected.
"Yea. Good idea." Heero agreed. Duo fell on
to his bed and then said, "Ok your turn to ask me."
Heero, who was sitting at the computer, grunted and
mumbled, "truth or dare."
"Truth." Duo simply replied. Heero paused
and tried to think of what question he could ask duo.
"Ok. What is...the color of...your...eyes?"
heero asked as he slowly thought the question up.
"What kind of lame question is that?" duo
asked disgusted.
"Well how am I to know what to ask you?
I don't care." Heero spat.
"Well you have ask something more than what
the color of my eyes are...I mean you can see what
color they are." Duo explained.
"Alright." Heero paused then asked, "why do
you have gay porn under your bed?" duos cheeks became
crimson and he became nervous.
"Well...um...it just came with the others."
Duo explained.
"You're lying." Heero told duo. Duo sighed
and slumped down then answered, "you're not perfect
for nothing. All right. I like men." Duo couldn't
look up at heero.
"I thought so. It's about time you came out and
just admitted it." Heero commented. Duo looked up at
heero, his eyes were wide and he couldn't believe what
heero said.
"You...you...knew!?!" Duo exclaimed, "Why did
you say something?"
"Of course. It wasn't hard to tell. You have a
bad tendency to look at everyone who is half decent
looking." heero remarked. Duo just blinked then asked,
"you don't care?" heero shook his head then said,
"I believe it is your turn to ask."
"Ok." Duo said, "truth or dare?"
"Truth."
Duo paused for a minuet then asked, "do you ever look
at girls? I mean don't you ever feel anything even if
it's just the urge to jump a girl?"
"No." heero flatly answered, "truth or dare?"
"Um...dare." Duo said and thought 'man I guess
all that training wipes everything clear. Man not even
sexual urges. It must have been some training.'
"Duo." Duo looked up heero went on, "I want you
to tell hildie you're gay." Duo blinked and was half
happy heero said that.
"You're doing me a favor, you know that." Duo
told heero. Heero just shrugged and they both got and
went to the phone. Duo dialed Hildie's number and it
rang 3 times.
"Hello?" a tired voice asked, hildie's voice.
"Hi." Duo said in his usual manner.
"Duo? Why are you calling at 2 in the morning?"
hildie asked.
"Because I have something to tell you." Duo began,
"hildie..." duo paused. Hildie became excited and she
sounded more awake, "yes duo?"
"I'm gay." Duo admitted. Hildie's eyes grew big
and she dropped the phone.
"Hello?" duo asked. Over the phone you could hear
the word damn repeated over and over. Duo decided to
hang up the phone at that point.
"Truth or dare, heero-kun?" duo asked as he turned
around. Heero decided to go with truth for fear of having
to see Relena again.
"Alright..."duo said a smile crossed his face that
scream you're dead, "heero have you ever been sexually
attracted to something? Or are just dead south of the boarder?"
Heero became very enraged and it kind of showed,
"omae o korosu!" heero growled before he pounced on duo.
"Oi! Ok. Ok. Ok. Ok." Duo said as he tried to
get heero off him, "you know I might be turned on by
this...I am gay you know." Heero just stared coldly at
him then suddenly he pressed his lips to Duo's. Duo froze
as heero's lips pressed against his they melted in to heero.
Duo absolutely loved what just happed. When heero released
him self from duo he stood up quickly and away from duo.
It took a lot out of duo to stand up. When he was able to
stand he had a big goofy smile on his face. Heero had his
back turned to him
"I guess that's what you mean when you never felt
anything for a girl." Duo quipped. Heero's reply was "hn."
Duo walked up behind heero and threw his arms around heero.
"You know why I wanted to play poker even though
its no challenge?" duo asked not excepting heero to answer
or care, "because if you lost bad enough I'd get your
clothing. You know for a cold hearted bastard you're a
pretty nice guy." Heero turned around her was blushing.
"I think that was the nicest thing you ever said."
Heero remarked and looked sad. Duo felt bad.
"Aww, heero. I love you." (it was kind of hard to understand if duo meant platonic love or love love). And with that heero
nearly died from shock then duo took advantage of this
and kissed him then draged him to the bed.
"I've got something to keep us busy." Duo said
as he forced heero to the bed.
The computer started to buzz and it had connected.
Heero pushed duo off him, even thought it was a little hard
for him to do so, now that he had what he wanted (duo that is).
Heero sat at the computer and duo flopped down on the bed in disgust.
"Damn." duo said under his breath. Heero went on with his
work that he always seemed to do. Then *snap* the connection broke.
heero at that point shot his computerand said "omae o korosu"
Duo smiled and flung his arms around heero.
"Don't worry.' Duo assured, "I'll make you feel better."
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End
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That's it pretty good for a story that
came from the top of my head all comments got to Ryu_Rokuban@gundamwing.org
computer after a half an hour of trying to
dial up is not work when at last it did then
30 second later disconnected it did this
three times...I hate technology.
I don't own gundam but if I did I'd be
pretty damn happy right now.
= = = = =
The trouble with computers
= = = = =
Heero yuy the 15-year-old pilot of
gundam unit one sat as his computer his eyes
glazed over. He stared 15 minuets straight
with out blinking. The computer made the
dial tone noise then the sounds of dialing
then a busy signal. 40 times had listened to
this. 40 mother fucking times. He was at his
wits end he was on the verge of tears, even
if duo was in the room with him, heero was
about to cry like a kid in store throughing a
tantrum. Heero gave a low growl and duo
backed away then said, "heero why not give
it a rest. Why not play solitaire?" Heero
whipped around in his chair and gave the
most terrifying death stare he ever gave
duo. Duo meekly backed away and sat down
on his bed and began to 'read' his manga,
his XXX manga (because this is duo you
know.). Heero turned back to the computer
and low and behold it had logged on. Heero
slowly began to smile and then laugh
manically then it disconnected. Heero's
smile vanished and the scary laughter
stopped. Heero was utterly stupefied.
He whimpered. Duo slowly approached heero
and patted him on the shoulder.
"It's ok." Duo reassured.
"IT'S NOT 'OK'" heero shouted.
Heero looked like he had totally lost it.
Heero's eyes were blood shot and he was
beginning to shake. Duo tried his best to
help heero.
"We could play a game while we wait
for it to logon." Duo suggested.
"A game...A GAME!" heero had lost it.
Duo took a big step back and then said, "yes
a game. So we don't have to think about it."
Heero then looked into duo's petrified eyes
and got up from the computer.
"Alright as long as it's not solitaire."
Heero hated solitaire.
"Of course it's not solitaire. We're
playing a game together." Duo reminded. Heero
sighed and sat on his bed, which was next to Duo's.
"So what are we going to do?" heero
asked as he sighed.
"Well we could play poker or black
jack...you could read something of mine."
Duo suggested.
"I lose at poker to you and with that
my money. With black jack you can't win and I
do not think the things that you look at are really
something to 'Read' " Heero said and with
that crushing duo's hope of money and maybe a
naked heero depending on how bad heero lost.
Duo looked around thing of something to say to
break the sudden silence.
"How about a drink?" duo asked. And yet
again with a sigh heero said, "yes. I suppose
that would be nice." Duo stood up and went to
the fridge and open it's door.
"We have coke." Heero gag, he hated
brown cola. Duo went on, "sprite." Duo took
out a sprite for him self, "and water...I
think you'll want something more than water."
Heero nodded, "how about sake."
"No." heero flatly answered. It was
bad enough how he felt he didn't need a hang
over.
"All that's left it mountain dew."
Heero's ears perked up at that and he stood
up. Heero LOVED mountain dew. Duo handed the
green can to heero and heero snatched it from
duo and gulped it down.
"Well I'm glad you like something."
Duo commented to him self. Heero just continued
to happily drink his mountain dew.
"Well how about we play a non card game?"
Duo said and looked up at heero. Heero nodded
still drink the mountain dew.
"It's not like we have a bored game and
I have a feeling your not the type of guy who
plays monopoly." Duo went on, "I know! How about
truth or dare?" Heero removed the can from his
lips and blinked at duo.
"Why?" was all heero could say. Heero
didn't understand why do would want to play
truth or dare with him of all people.
The only reason heero thought that duo would
want to play truth or dare with him was to
find out information but duo already knew
every thing about their mission. Heero just
shrugged and agreed.
'It can only hurt him.' Heero thought.
Duo smiled wickedly and thought, 'I can't believe
I'm so lucky tonight...maybe I can even get lucky.'
Heero sat down and looked at duo waiting for him
to say something.
"You know how to play right?" Duo asked.
Heero gave "hn" as an answer which meant yes. Duo
smiled and said, "Great let's begin. I'll go first."
Heero sighed and nodded.
"Truth or dare?" duo asked.
"Dare." Duo was thinking heero would have
gone for truth but dare mad him much more happier.
"Great." Duo said, "I want you to walk over
to Relena's room..." duo paused to sneeze.
"Don't you think it's a little rude to wake
Relena up at 1 o'clock." Heero said.
"I'm not finished." Duo said and then
finished, "I want you to go over to her room and
grab her." Heero raised one eyebrow and said,
"That's it?" they were obviously not on the same
train of thought. Duo was thinking heero was to
go to relena's room and grab her butt and manhandle
her. Heero thought that he was to go to her room and
just grab her as in grabbing her wrist or something.
Heero sighed and got up and duo followed him out the
door.
When they reached relena's room heero knocked
and waited for Relena to answer. Relena came out in a
pair of pink pajamas.
"Hello?" she said as she rubbed her eyes,
"HEERO!" she exclaimed. It looked like heero was the
one who was going to be grabbed. Heero then remembered
what he was there for and took relena's wrist.
"Can we go back now, duo?" Heero asked. Relena
just looked at heero then to duo. Duo smack his hand to
his forehead then dragged it down his face.
"No. No. No. No. No. NO!" duo said while shaking his
head, "you did it wrong. You were supposed to GRAB her!"
"I did." Heero simply answered.
"I meant like this." Duo said then
demonstrated what he wanted heero to do and
grabbed relena's butt.
"SMACK!" the noise could most likely be heard
all over the campus. Duo and heero ran for their
lives before Relena called the cops or worse her
fan club.
The two boys made it quickly back to their
dorm.
"Let's have this game in our dorm and no
where else." Duo suggested. Heero nodded and looked
back at his computer, which was still not connected.
"Yea. Good idea." Heero agreed. Duo fell on
to his bed and then said, "Ok your turn to ask me."
Heero, who was sitting at the computer, grunted and
mumbled, "truth or dare."
"Truth." Duo simply replied. Heero paused
and tried to think of what question he could ask duo.
"Ok. What is...the color of...your...eyes?"
heero asked as he slowly thought the question up.
"What kind of lame question is that?" duo
asked disgusted.
"Well how am I to know what to ask you?
I don't care." Heero spat.
"Well you have ask something more than what
the color of my eyes are...I mean you can see what
color they are." Duo explained.
"Alright." Heero paused then asked, "why do
you have gay porn under your bed?" duos cheeks became
crimson and he became nervous.
"Well...um...it just came with the others."
Duo explained.
"You're lying." Heero told duo. Duo sighed
and slumped down then answered, "you're not perfect
for nothing. All right. I like men." Duo couldn't
look up at heero.
"I thought so. It's about time you came out and
just admitted it." Heero commented. Duo looked up at
heero, his eyes were wide and he couldn't believe what
heero said.
"You...you...knew!?!" Duo exclaimed, "Why did
you say something?"
"Of course. It wasn't hard to tell. You have a
bad tendency to look at everyone who is half decent
looking." heero remarked. Duo just blinked then asked,
"you don't care?" heero shook his head then said,
"I believe it is your turn to ask."
"Ok." Duo said, "truth or dare?"
"Truth."
Duo paused for a minuet then asked, "do you ever look
at girls? I mean don't you ever feel anything even if
it's just the urge to jump a girl?"
"No." heero flatly answered, "truth or dare?"
"Um...dare." Duo said and thought 'man I guess
all that training wipes everything clear. Man not even
sexual urges. It must have been some training.'
"Duo." Duo looked up heero went on, "I want you
to tell hildie you're gay." Duo blinked and was half
happy heero said that.
"You're doing me a favor, you know that." Duo
told heero. Heero just shrugged and they both got and
went to the phone. Duo dialed Hildie's number and it
rang 3 times.
"Hello?" a tired voice asked, hildie's voice.
"Hi." Duo said in his usual manner.
"Duo? Why are you calling at 2 in the morning?"
hildie asked.
"Because I have something to tell you." Duo began,
"hildie..." duo paused. Hildie became excited and she
sounded more awake, "yes duo?"
"I'm gay." Duo admitted. Hildie's eyes grew big
and she dropped the phone.
"Hello?" duo asked. Over the phone you could hear
the word damn repeated over and over. Duo decided to
hang up the phone at that point.
"Truth or dare, heero-kun?" duo asked as he turned
around. Heero decided to go with truth for fear of having
to see Relena again.
"Alright..."duo said a smile crossed his face that
scream you're dead, "heero have you ever been sexually
attracted to something? Or are just dead south of the boarder?"
Heero became very enraged and it kind of showed,
"omae o korosu!" heero growled before he pounced on duo.
"Oi! Ok. Ok. Ok. Ok." Duo said as he tried to
get heero off him, "you know I might be turned on by
this...I am gay you know." Heero just stared coldly at
him then suddenly he pressed his lips to Duo's. Duo froze
as heero's lips pressed against his they melted in to heero.
Duo absolutely loved what just happed. When heero released
him self from duo he stood up quickly and away from duo.
It took a lot out of duo to stand up. When he was able to
stand he had a big goofy smile on his face. Heero had his
back turned to him
"I guess that's what you mean when you never felt
anything for a girl." Duo quipped. Heero's reply was "hn."
Duo walked up behind heero and threw his arms around heero.
"You know why I wanted to play poker even though
its no challenge?" duo asked not excepting heero to answer
or care, "because if you lost bad enough I'd get your
clothing. You know for a cold hearted bastard you're a
pretty nice guy." Heero turned around her was blushing.
"I think that was the nicest thing you ever said."
Heero remarked and looked sad. Duo felt bad.
"Aww, heero. I love you." (it was kind of hard to understand if duo meant platonic love or love love). And with that heero
nearly died from shock then duo took advantage of this
and kissed him then draged him to the bed.
"I've got something to keep us busy." Duo said
as he forced heero to the bed.
The computer started to buzz and it had connected.
Heero pushed duo off him, even thought it was a little hard
for him to do so, now that he had what he wanted (duo that is).
Heero sat at the computer and duo flopped down on the bed in disgust.
"Damn." duo said under his breath. Heero went on with his
work that he always seemed to do. Then *snap* the connection broke.
heero at that point shot his computerand said "omae o korosu"
Duo smiled and flung his arms around heero.
"Don't worry.' Duo assured, "I'll make you feel better."
= = = = =
End
= = = = =
That's it pretty good for a story that
came from the top of my head all comments got to Ryu_Rokuban@gundamwing.org