The Zone Where Normal Things Don't Happen Very Often- Ch. 2

The Zone Where Normal Things Don't Happen Very Often

Chapter 2

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*THUD*

*snore* Kitty-koi... mmm... kitty..."

The others burst out laughing as Quatre turned a deep crimson. "Mer... Mer-bear... Wake up," he cooed gently as the boys collapsed, barely able to breathe.

I woke up, rubbing my eyes. "What the... Where did... When... Did I summon you?"

"No. Do you have any idea what's going on?" Quatre asked.

"Uh-uh. What's up guys?" They told me their tale. Thanks to Duo's interrupting, Wufei's acting out the armor transformation, Heero's glares, and Trowa's snoring, it took a while.

"What time is it?" Trowa asked quietly when Quatre finished.

"It's 11 am." I looked at my calendar, a very awesome picture of Trowa on the top. "It's the 4th of July! Time to break out the fireworks!"

"The day and time hasn't changed, but we keep moving from world to world without notice," Heero murmured.

"I know!"

"Know what Mer?" I began singing a sand song in Arabic. Sand from my flower pot began to swirl and transformed into 5 wristbands. I snapped one onto each boy. "They look nice angel, but what do they do?" Quatre asked.

"They monitor your movements so I can follow you," I explained. Duo, who had been playing Side Story: Rise From the Ashes on my Dreamcast, accidentally knocked a controller off the tall cabinet.

"Laura!"

"Oh no! It's my mom! Quick! Hide or something! She's coming this way!" I whispered.

"Laura!"

"Yes ma'am?"

"Are you okay?" She walked in the door. "I thought I heard something fa... What happened to your bed?"

I glanced back at my bed, which was a foot taller than it should be. "Umm... pillows?"

"Okay. Bye dear."

"Bye!" She left, and I closed the door. "Hey guys, the coast is clear."

She opened it again as they dove for cover. "Oh by the way, don't forget 2 of your friends are coming over today!"

"Okay mom. Goodbye." She left and I shut the door again. *doorbell rings*

"Laura!"

"It's Mer. Call me Mer."

"Okay Mer, they're here!"

"Thanks!" (mumbled: No kidding? I didn't hear, even thought the front door is on the other side of my wall.) "AnacondaAngelGurlHeysuplet'sgothiswayplease..." I said as I shoved them to my room.

"HEERO! DUO! YAY!" Anaconda screamed.

"UMM... YEAH! MY NEW GUNDAM POSTER'S PRETTY COOL..." I yelled.

"...?..."

(whispered) "I can't let my parents catch on. If she does, I can't write anymore. My parents can hardly stand the fact I go to a co-ed high school! I they knew I had these 5 hotties here, they'd kill me!"

"Who are those guys? And who's the one with the long brown bangs? He's HOT." Anaconda stared at Angel Gurl.

"You'll have to excuse her; she's not a big anime fan."

*crickets* "Oh."

"Angel Gurl, his name is Trowa. The braid boy is Duo, the guy with the guns is Heero (they're Anaconda's), the guy ranting about women is Wufei (he's Blue Jaguar's) and the blonde hottie is Quatre (he's mine! ^.^)" I pulled a plothole from my pants pocket. "Speaking of BJ, here she is!" Blue Jaguar, in her Wufei PJ's, slowly staggered out.

"Angel?"

"What, Kitty?"

"Could we get some normal clothes on?" Quatre asked.

"Umm... anyone for a mall trip?"

"I am!" the girls yelled.

"Okay! Let's g-"

"Wait. If you can make stuff from sand, how come you can't make us clothes?" Heero asked.

"Cause the mall's more fun?" I said hopefully. Heero pulled out his gun.

"Could you please make us some new clothes?" Quatre cooed.

"Umm..."

"Pweeeeezeeee?" he asked, giving my puppy eyes and making his bottom lip quiver.

"Oh, alright. But don't complain about your outfits!"

"Okay. Anything to get away from fangirls," Heero replied emphatically.

"Except THIS fangirl," Duo said as Anaconda cuddled and played with his hair.

"Clothes, woman. The clothes. Where are they?" Wufei demanded.

*sigh* "Alright. Here we go." I began chanting a sand song in Arabic and Japanese. Slowly, 5 suits made of a pair of long pants (khakis for Kitty, of course =^.^=) and a shirt with their Gundam on the back materialized on the guys. "Happy now?"

"Nataku!" Wufei cried as he tried to hug the back of his shirt.

"Mer?"

"Hmm? Oh sure BJ!" I chanted another and transferred the Nataku on Wufei's shirt to BJ's shirt's front. He hugged BJ, who gave me a thumbs up.

*Zap*