OKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY,
We've proven it. I'm insane. With only few fics and a couple of people who hate
dis, WELL, please take your valuable time tor read and review my freak fics.
Disclaimer: No,
I'm not gonna say it. Huh? Your gonna gimme ten bucks? SURE! Ahem, I do NOT own
Zelda, but I own myself. Now gimme ten bucks. What? HEY! YOU LIED! ::Beats the
crap out of reader:: Well, just continue reading.
Mido: WHAT?!?!?!
YOU KILLED THE DEKU TREE YOU FATASS!!!
PsychoLink: No I
didn't!!! Get those three words into your scrawny little brain you freakin'
lame-excuse-for-a-leader BITCH!!! ::Slices Mido's Head off::
Mido: ::Head pops
back on::
PsychoLink: !_!
Mido: Heh heh. You
can't kill me. Or hurt me. I have to play a role in the game later. It's in the..
PsychoLink: Yeah
yeah, it's in the contract. Yeeesh.
Navi: HEY! GET OUT
OF THE FRICKIN" FOREST AND GO SEE THW FRICKIN' PRINCESS OF DESTINY!!!
PsychoLink: What?
Navi: Weren't you
listening to the Deku Tree?
PsychoLink: I told
him to cut the speech. Weren't you listening?
Navi: I was
sleeping in your hat. Oh, and get some more lice in there, they're tasty!!
PsychoLink: !_!
HELL NO!!!!!! Does this have anything to do with the glop in my hat that you
call "fairy dust"?
Navi:
Maybeeeeeeeee….
PsychoLink:
Luckily, I have a bottle. ::Catches Navi in a bottle::
Navi: fell het goo
kykoo fasel goneady!!!
PsychoLink: What?
Voice: Hmmmm…. I
didn't quite understand that either. I'll have to clear that up.
PsychoLink: Huh?
Voice: I explained
this in my last fic. You're my clone and I'm the real PsychoLink!!
PsychoLink: Oh
yeah. You're not continuing it anymore are you?
PsychoLink: I might. NOW CONTINUE OR I'LL CUT YOUR
SALARY IN HALF!!
PsychoLink:
Alright alright…… Now, Navi, what did you say?
Navi: GET TOO
HYRULE CASTLE ALREADY!!!
PsychoLink:
Alright……. To Hyrule castle! ::ZIIIIIIIP::
::Stopped by
Saria::
Saria: HERE!!!
TAKE THIS PIECE OF JUNK I DON"T LIKE ANYMORE!! ::Chucks Ocarina at PsychoLink::
PsychoLink:
::Catches it:: Err…. Thanks…
PsychoLink:
Uhhh….. Hyrule field…… AHHHHHHSCARY MONSTER!!! Oh, just an owl.
Kaepora Gaebora:
Blah blah blah yadda yadda blah blah yadda yadda blah blah blah yadda yadda……..
PsychoLink:
::Taking a snooze::
Kaepora: Well, get
on to hyrule castle!!
PsychoLink: Huh?
Oh right, Hyrule castle…. ::walks ten paces forward:: WHOA!!! A giant deformed
flower!! Geeez, I do NOT like this place. ::Hacks the Peheat to pieces::. Well,
now I gotta get to Hyrule castle. ::RUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUN::
::Drawbridge
closes::
PsychoLink:
SHHHHHHHHHIIIITTTT!!! I guess I'll wait.
::StalChild pops
up::
PsychoLink: What's
that?
StalChild:
::punch::
PsychoLink:
::Unharmed:: Huh??
StalChild: ::scratch::
PsychoLink:
:Eeensy weensy scratch:: Is that thing trying to hurt me?
StalChild:
::punch::
PsychoLink:
::Unharmed:: Yeah, I think so.
StalChild:
::Scracth::
PsychoLink:
::Unharmed:: Okkkaayy then, ::HACK HACK SLASH SLASH!!!:: oooh, that's gotta
hurt.
::Drawbridge
opens::
PsychoLink:
Oooooh, finally. ::Walks in:: Oh…my…god….this…place…is….scary…… HOLY FRICKIN'
CRAP!!! Just look at all these fucked up people! God, I gotta go get a better
shield. ::Walks in the shop::
Store Owner:
Whaddaya want?
PsychoLink: The
best shield you have.
Store Owner: The
hylian shield is eighty rupees.
PsychoLink:
WHAT!?!?!?!? Is that piece of shit the best shield you have??!?!?!?!?!??!
::Points Sword at store owner's neck::
Store Owner:
UM..Um..Um…. we have a shield made with diamond and infinite ammunition
flamethrower barrels on the front of the shield with trigger for 4 million….
PsychoLink: Well you're just gonna, right
sword?? ::Points sword closer to store owner's neck::
Store owner:
Ssssuuurrreee………. Hheerrree yyooouu goo.. NOW PLEASE LEAVE!!
PsychoLink: Thank
you. ::Leaves:: I love my friend sword. ::Holds shield in front of him and
fires trigger and starts runs to Hyrule castle::
Red Head Girl:
::Stops him:: Hi! Hey, that's a fairy, you're a kid from the forest! My names
Malon!!
PsychoLink: Um,
right, well I gotta get to hyrule castle. ::Runs there:: ::Sees Malon::
Malon: Here! Take
this egg! I hate! I'm bored of sitting on it all day incubating it!! TAKE IT!!!
::Chucks egg at PyschoLink::
PsychoLink: HEY
WATCH IT!! ::Catches egg:: Jeez, this place is scary. Why am I wasting my time
trying to save this totally fucked up place? I wish we had a better script
instead of being able to ad-lib half of it. Oh well. ::aims shield at metal
bars and fires and running towards it:: :: Reaches Talon::
PsychoLink: JEEEZ!
Those guards are truly blind and deaf!!! They didn't see the bars melt or the
firing!
Navi: that's just
the way it is. If you didn't notice, a reeeeeaaalllyyy fat guy is blocking you.
PsychoLink: No
problemo. ::Fires shield::
Talon: ::Unharmed::.
PsychoLink: Well,
maybe the cucco that just popped out of the egg can help.
Cucco: CUCCO!!!!!
Talon: Huh? I must
have slept!!! Oh no! Malon's been looking for me!!! I'm gonna get it now!!!
::Runs off::
PsychoLink:
Okkkkkkaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy, this place is reeeeeeaaalllly weird. Daughter
punishing father, can it get any weirder?? ::Uses Shield and reaches Zelda:: WHOA!
SHE IS WACKO!!!!
Zelda: Huh? Is that
a fairy… yadda yadda blah blah blah yadda blah yadda blah blah blah yadda yadda……
Here this letter should get you up to Death Mountain.
PsychoLink:
::SNNNNNNOOOOOORRRREEE:: Huh? Oh thanks. Jeez, by what I have seen so far, I think
Death Mountain will be more like "Mountain of the Fluffy Bunnies." ::Sees
Impa::
Impa: Get out your
ocarina.
PsychoLink: Oh,
you mean the piece of junk? Okay.
Impa: ::Plays
Zelda's Lullaby:: This is the song of the royal family. I've played it to Zelda
since she was a baby.
PsychoLink: ::Learns
Zelda's Lullaby:: Okay.
Impa: I will lead
you the safe way back out hyrule castle. ::Gets out Wlakie-Talkie:: DROP THE
BOMB!!
::Airplane flies
overhead and dropped the bomb::
Impa: There. The hedges
are cleared, the soldiers dead.
PsychoLink:
Okkaaaaaaaayyy, ::Runs off::
Sooooooo, what do
you think? Go ahead, R&R!!