Chapta
3, c'mon. REVIEW. It's been turned towards "If I made Zelda". Oh. And one more
thing. I DELCARE MYSELF KING INSANE!!! Unlike the random group, Queen
Randomness, ~*Misty Dawn*~, Monarch of Randomness, DeadeyeDave, or any other
random kings, CHAOSWeapon and Demonog.(Err… sorry if I didn't spell the names
right.) I AM INSANE!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!
Disclaimer:
YOU KNOW WHAT I HAVE TO SAY. I do not own Zelda, but I just happened to own
myself. I know you are shocked, amazed, and its very hard to swallow, but YES I
do own Nintendo. I mean myself, I do NOT own Nintendo.
PsychoLink: I HATE
this place. The pay I'm getting to save this place is not nearly
enough!!!!!!!!! Now I have to go to some demented village with demented
people!!!!
Navi: Could be
worse. MUCH worse.
PsychoLink: DON"T
SAY IT!!!!! IT"S ONLY PG-13!!!!!!!
Navi: So what. You
swear waaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy to much.
PsychoLink:
ummmm….. I have to go to some place with rocks as the residents.
Navi:
Waaaaaaaaaitttttttt a second, how did you know that?
PsychoLink:
Ummmmm…. Ooops… ::Snaps Fingers::
Back in Time
Impa: Visit the
kakakiro village….yak yak yadda yadda…….
PsychoLink: FIRST,
teach me how to teleport.
Impa: NO.
::Teleports::
Back to the
original place
PsychoLink: There
we go. NOW, to the demented village!!!!!
Navi: The speech
wasn't that long, why'd you yak-yak it?
Author: Forgot
what she said.
PsychoLink: Okay,
NOW TO THE DEMENTED VILLAGE!
::WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZ::
PsychoLink:
WHOAAAAA!!!!!!! This place is even more fucked-up! ::Sees demented guy by
tree:: I gotta be careful around here.
Cucco lady: Help
me find my cucoos!
PsychoLink: And
WHY????
Cucco lady: I have
allergies and I'll give you a bottle!!
PsychoLink: HELL
NO! I can't waste my time!! ::SLICE::
Cucco lady: ::Head
pops off::
PsychoLink: Huh?
Why didn't it come back on?????????
Author: She is a
character of unimportance. You keep the bottle.
PsychoLink: OH
HELL YEAH!! THIS IS GREAT!! ::Slices off everybody's heads:: WHHHHHEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
That was fun. Now, to the Mountain of the Fluffy bunnies or, Death
Mountain!!!!!!
::ZIIIIIIIP::
Guard: You cannot
pass.
PsychoLink: Let
see… Zelda gave me something to get me through……. Ummmm….. where is it….. AH
WHAT THE HELL!! ::Levitates above gate::
Navi:
WHAAAAAAAAAATTT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!???
PsychoLink: I just
love gamesharks….
Navi:
Okaaaaaaaaaay……..
PsychoLink: ::Sees
tektite:: OOOOOOOOO!!!!!! A bunny!
Tektite:
::Scratch::
PsychoLink:
Oooooohh! It's trying to hurt me. WELL HURT THIS!! ::STAB:: I don't like this
weapon. I'll just use my shield from now on.
::Keeps on
climbing::
PsychoLink: Phew!!
That was a short and easy climb!!! Hmmmmmmm…… That rock over there looks
strange…
Rock: ::Uncurls
itself and reveals itself to be….. a GORON!!!!::
Goron: Goron
village is that way.
PsychoLink:
Uhhhhhhhh…… ok…… I do NOT like these freaks. Huh….. maybe that huge boulder
over there is hiding something….
Navi: I don't
think so.
PsychoLink: Guess
you're right. So….. I'm gonna jump down on to it. ::Jumps on to it::
::Boulder starts
rolling down the mountain::
PsychoLink: Huh?
::Starts to
run::AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
::breath:: ::breath::
Navi: KODAK
MOMENT!!!! ::Click::
PsychoLink:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
::Boulder turns
Kakakiro Village into a pancake, and finally stops::
PsychoLink:
::Breath:: ::Breath:: Now that was FUN! I WANNA GO AGAIN!!!
Navi: Nah… I'm
outta film. HEY!! LOOK!! LISTEN!!!
PsychoLink; What
Now?!?!?
Navi: The boulder
cracked open and rupees are spilling out!!
PsychoLink:
Hmmmm…….. I could buy a Rocket Launcher!!! Or maybe a tank!! I KNOW!!! A nuke!!!!
Navi: Oh, and that
boulder was blocking a cave.
PsychoLink: Oh
great… Then that means I'll have to go in.
Sorry it was so
short. Next chapter, DODONGO'S CAVERN.
R&R!