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Title: Ode to B'Elanna
Author: Monnie
Rating: General
Summary: A poem, or rather, musings on why B'Elanna is by far the best character of Star Trek Voyager. Or any Star Trek series for that matter.
Authors Notes: This is my fourth fanfic, but my first Star Trek: Voyager fanfic. Please read and review!
Disclaimer: I do not own B'Elanna, or any other Star Trek: Voyager characters. I do not own Star Trek: Voyager or any other Star Trek series. Long story short, I don't own any of it. Don't sue. :) Do people actually read the disclaimers anyways?
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B'Elanna Torres of Star Trek: Voyager
Played by Roxann Dawson
Reasons why B'Elanna is my favourite~
1) She's a girl!
2) She's got an *attitude*.
3) She has somewhat of a social life.
4) She's got Tom Paris.
5) She's her own person.
6) She can be serious too.
7) She's a klingon. I don't resent her for that.
8) The pointly little bones on her forehead that seem to pop out. I love that! They look...good on her.
9) She has a baby girl.
10) She's luitenant of Voyager.
11) Roxann Dawson really brings her to life.
12) She has a cool name.
13) She's married!
14) Her temper. From 'Endgame'- Doctor: Calm Down.
B'Elanna: IF YOU TELL ME TO CALM DOWN ONE MORE TIME I'M GOING TO
RIP YOUR HOLOGRAPHIC HEAD OFF!!!
Doctor: I don't think you wanna kiss your baby with that mouth.
(something to that effect- i don't remember the actual wording)
15) The way her hair moves when she walks really fast.
16) She doesn't wear her starfleet uniform all the time. There's also tank tops and such.
17) The disgusted look she can give you.
18) She's lieutenant.
19) I take pity on her. There aren't enough episodes based on her.
20) You'd be crazy not to love her!
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All right, that's all I can think of for now. Please review!
