"A
Change Of Scenery"
A Buffy The Vampire Slayer/Dawson's Creek Crossover
Season Two - Episode One(Season Premiere) - "Sour Girl" or "My
Girlfriend's Back"
Author's Notes: Long awaited, I'm sure. Hopefully it turned
out okay, been having a heck of a lot of stuff getting in the way of it. If
this is received well, I'll keep going... and I'll try to get more of Find Your
Way Home done as well.
Shout-Outs: Krissy, for reading this stuff and giving me her
opinion... Everybody who sent me feedback. I didn't get as much as I was hoping
for, but at least I know people are reading.
Feedback: Would be a dream come true... would totally help me
keep further parts from taking as long to come out.
*FADE TO: Dawson, still
holding the sword, and Joey... flanked by a pair of brutish looking vamps.*
The vampires took a step
forward, followed by a large step back. Joey was startled as a strong hand gripped
the back of her neck, and a blade came to rest in front of her throat. Her head
jerked sideways, albeit carefully, to see Dawson's grinning face, distorted
and demonic. She weakly managed, "Dawson?"
Angelus laughed, "What
did you expect? I'm his sire. He'd sooner drop himself on a stake than hurt
*me!*" All that remained of Dawson seemed to fade away in that short few
moments. Angelus turned back to Xander, pure joy swimming in his yellow eyes,
"Y'see, Xander. I cover all my bases. If you don't want 'legs' back there
to wind up a tortured Barbie doll, you'll just give up and let me kill you."
Xander's detached state
began to crumble as he watched the scene behind him... A vampire Dawson holding
a blade to Joey's throat. His resistance to despair melted, and his shoulders
sagged. Angelus let out a triumphant laugh as he stepped forward, and grabbed
Xander's throat firmly in his hand.
Joey struggled against
Dawson's grip, but he only grabbed her tighter. Xander's eyes grew empty, as
Angelus slowly squeezed the life out of him.
All hope seemed lost.
*FADE OUT*
*FADE BACK TO: Xander
on the edge of passing out.*
Several, barely audible,
whisps cut through the air, then quite audible howls of pain, followed by a
cloud of dust that obscured everyone's vision.
Angelus dropped Xander
from his grasp, stepping back. A figure was crouched on the stairs leading up,
with a crossbow leveled for Angelus. The blonde head of hair gave the immediate
impression that it was Buffy, the vampire slayer, but as the dust cleared, it
obviously was not.
"Don't touch my man,
fang face!" The blonde declared.
"Jen?" Xander
coughed, harshly.
Angelus howled and stood
up, "Who the hell are you?"
Jen smirked, "Just
your friendly neighborhood Slayer... I'm afraid I haven't made your acquaintance."
Angelus glared at her,
"I'm Ange..."
"It doesn't really
matter who you are."
Joey decided she'd had
enough of the damsel in distress act, and gave a strong kick backwards, between
Dawson's legs. She connected with her target, and he fell to the ground howling,
several octaves higher. The sword dropped from his grasp, but before it could
fall to the ground, Joey grabbed it.
"Xander!" She
declared, tossing it in his direction. Angelus made a grab for it, but the crossbow
on Jen's wrist released. The bolt flew across the room, and struck Angelus in
the shoulder, staggering him backwards.
Xander caught the sword,
and immediately aimed it at Angelus. He cast a glance in Jen's direction, "You
couldn't have just dusted him with that shot?"
She glared back at him,
"I'm still working on my aim."
He shook his head, and
looked at Angelus, "It appears I have you at a distinct disadvantage."
"You don't have the
guts to kill me, Harris. Your life would be so much more boring without me."
"That's not good
enough for me, Angelus. Try harder." He mocked.
Angelus tried his best
to act cool, "Without me, who would Buffy have to come to and complain?
Certainly not you... She'll toss you to the curb the first chance she has."
Xander rolled his eyes,
"If you're trying to spare your afterlife, you're going to have to do better
than that."
Angelus stiffened himself,
directly challenging Xander's manhood, "Do it, Harris. You can't. You don't
have the killing instinct."
Xander mockingly yawned,
and lunged forward, driving the blade through Angelus' stomach. Inadvertently,
he drove it back through the same hole it had come out from in Acathla. Angelus
glanced down at the sword protruding from his midsection, and stared at Xander
in disbelief, "I can't believe you did it..."
"Well, I'm not the
same whipping boy you used to know." He wanted to add further comments,
but the portal looming behind Angelus snapped closed, pulling the vampire in
with it. They all stood there, dumbfounded, until Dawson and Pacey groaned simultaneously.
Joey went to look after
Pacey, as Jen casual walked over and stood next to Xander. They exchanged a
look as Dawson climbed to his feet. He looked at the two of them, before feigning
innocence, "Xander? Jen? What are you two doing here?" He looked around,
"Where am I?"
Xander shook his head,
"I'm not buying it, Blonde Dead Boy. Playing innocent doesn't suit you."
He continued to try to
act innocent, before growling and fleeing the scene. Joey came up, bearing a
groggy Pacey on her shoulder. She noticed Dawson had fled, but asked no questions.
As Xander ducked under Pacey's other arm, she asked, "So what do we do
now, Commander Xander?"
Xander made a funny face
at the name, but simply shook his head, "I don't know... I just want to
go home and sleep."
They started helping Pacey
up the stairs, Jen lagging behind. Xander threw in a final comment on their
way out, "Fighting the forces of evil takes a lot out of you... I feel
like I've been strangled to death."
**Buffy The Vampire Slayer
/ Dawson's Creek combined credits. Jack still included, and Jen returns to them,
as well.*
*FADE TO: Xander, lying
in bed, obviously asleep, the following morning.*
The alarm on his nightstand
began blaring, its obnoxious and repetitive beep rousing him from his slumber.
He sat up, bedmarks on one-half of his face, and slipped on some clothes in
a half-daze.
He plodded down the stairs,
passing by his early-risen aunt, to head straight for the kitchen and the coffee
pot. He returned to the living room, taking a large sip from the freshly brewed
mixture, "Morning, Aunt Edith."
"Good morning, Alex..."
She looked like she wanted to say something.
Xander saw the look, "What?
Don't you like my disheveled look this morning?"
She shook her head, "No,
I simply thought you should know that you have company out on the porch."
Xander looked at her blankly.
He set down his cup, and
stepped out the front door. He glanced around for a moment, before catching
sight of the blonde hair in the front porch rocking chair.
His expression was slightly
disappointed, "Did you want something, Lindley?" He tried to sound
as polite as he could.
"Don't sound so thrilled
to see me." She stood up from her seat in the rocking chair, "I thought
maybe we could walk to school together, like we used to do." She observed
his state of dress, "Of course, you might want to take a minute to get
dressed."
He looked down at himself
self-consciously, but then shook his head, "School doesn't start for another
hour... and it doesn't take that long to walk there."
She tried not to show
the hurt she felt. Before, he would have jumped at the chance to walk with her.
She shook it off, and got serious, "It does if you have a lot of explaining
to do."
He thought about it for
a second, then nodded, "I suppose it might." He sighed quietly, not
noticeable enough for her to see, "Fine, fine... give me a few minutes
to get ready, and we'll go."
*CUT TO: The two of them,
walking down the sidewalk. Xander is now prepped for school, his hair in a more
orderly manner. Jen is in the middle of her explanation.*
"...So, when I left,
it was when I was called..."
Xander looked several
shades of confused, "And why were you called?"
"Well, as it was
explained to me... a Slayer must be near the Hellmouth at all times... if the
Slayer leaves the town where it's located, a new one is immediately called to
the area. I guess that was me."
"So when Buffy came
looking for me, you got carted away to Sunnydale to replace her? What about
when *you* left?"
"When I left, that
Buffy girl had already returned... so I was off the hook. They just kept me
around for a while to make sure things were safe."
Xander still didn't look
any less confused, "If you've been a potential all this time... why did
you not tell me when you found out about my Sunnydale connection?"
Jen frowned slightly,
"I was sworn to secrecy ever since I was deemed a potential... if I told
you, the Watcher's Guild would have me killed, or something equally as drastic..."
"If you were a potential,
then who was the watcher training you?"
"Well, I actually
had two Watchers... one to teach me about the supernatural, and one to train
me in fighting."
Xander did a double take,
"Train you in fighting? But you learned to fight from..."
Jen nodded, "Yes,
it was the self-defense trainer."
"Who was the other
Watcher?"
Jen laughed, "Is
it any surprise? Grams. She's not my real grandmother..."
"She was your Watcher...
well, I guess it isn't a surprise. I knew she reminded me of Giles for a reason."
They were nearing the school, but neither noticed, "So did you bag any
baddies?"
"I didn't have any
real kills, because I was such a rookie... but I did have a tangle or two with
this pair named Spike and Drusilla."
Xander's eyes flashed
in recognition, but he just shrugged, betraying nothing, "Uhh... Never
heard of them."
*CUT TO: Capeside High's
front steps. Jen and Xander are arriving.*
As Xander reached to
open the front door, it came swinging open on its own. A voice blared through
as two people came out, "I'm telling you, Pace... he wasn't at home. He
might be in trou..."
Joey's voice cut off as
she saw Jen and Xander standing there. A look was exchanged between the four
of them, before Joey broke it and headed back inside.
Xander immediately pushed
past Pacey, but as Jen tried to follow, Pacey blocked her way, "Don't,
Jen... its best if you just leave them be for now."
She gave him a very menacing
glare, but he didn't back down.
*CUT TO: Xander chasing
after an upset looking Joey.*
"Joey! JOEY! Stop!"
He finally caught up to her, lighting grabbing her arm.
She turned around, and
her watering eyes made him hurt. She spoke shakily, "What do you want,
Xander? To rub it in? Because you seem pretty cozy with her again, and I just
don't want to get involved in a mirror image of the last triangle."
He looked at her seriously,
"She was on my porch this morning... and the only reason I even walked
to school with her was because she promised to explain just what the heck she
was doing back in town."
She still looked stubborn,
"I don't see why there has to be an issue here. Your girlfriend is back
in town, so I have no business wedging myself in the middle."
Xander stopped her second
attempt to get away, "No, Jo. She doesn't win by default." He sighed,
"Yes, I admit that I'm the confused one now, and the decision is now in
my hands. But just because she comes waltzing back into town after months, doesn't
mean I'm just going to hop back into it with her. I'm not that kind of coward,
Jo."
Joey was fighting hard
to keep her composure. He saw that she needed a tension breaker, and threw out,
"I'm gonna make you two fight for me... boxing gloves and all." He
smiled, and it seemed contagious, as she cracked a weak one too.
Jen and Pacey arrived
moments later, with Jen looking not-to-pleased with what she had seen of their
exchange. The warning bell rang, and Pacey broke the momentary tension by speaking
to Jen, "Hey, Jen... I think you should probably get to the office and
work out your situation... It'd probably make attending a lot easier."
She reluctantly departed towards the office.
At the same time, Joey
bid them goodbye and headed towards her first hour class. Pacey looked after
both of them, as did Xander. Xander sighed loudly, "Sometimes hell doesn't
have to involve demons or destruction."
*Commercial break*
*FADE TO: Pacey and Xander
in study hall. The teacher was letting them 'study' together, despite it being
obvious they did anything but.*
Xander looked distraught,
and Pacey tried to snap him out of it, "Man, you've gotta wake up and smell
the lip balm. You've got two, very desirable, women on your tail. I see it as
a win-win situation..."
Xander raised an eyebrow
at him, "Oh yeah, if you consider the winning side as someone getting hurt."
He absently drew things in his notebook, "I can already tell
I'm going to screw this
up. I'll pick one of them, forcing the one I don't to hate me. Then I'll realize
I made a mistake, and the one I *do* choose will want me dead."
Pacey thought it over,
"Okay, I see your point. But you can't blame yourself if something goes
wrong. When it comes down to it, and you look beyond the surface details...
I guess its really a lose-lose situation." He reached over, putting his
own writing utensil against the page of Xander's notebook, and drew an upside-down
smiley face. Or at least it was upside-down to him, it was perfectly normal
from Xander's perspective, except maybe for the slant of the mouth. Pacey slumped
back in his seat, "But one thing I know for sure, is that you can't avoid
it. No mystery option C."
Xander sighed loudly,
almost alerting the teacher, "When did my life turn into one of those cheesy
teen dramas? I'm scared that next week I'll be facing the elusive and controversial
sex issue."
"Isn't that a little
fast?" Pacey smirked, "Even for me, that's fast." He dodged the
menacing glare shot his way, "Relax, man... at least you aren't in one
of those creepy teen horror drama shows." They both laughed, "Sammy
the Vampire Killer... that would be a really lame TV show." Pacey suddenly
turned into super serious man, looking Xander straight in the eyes, "Just
sit down, and think about which of them you'd rather be with... then which one
couldn't stand having mad at you more. If that doesn't help you... then there's
always that bubble gum word game."
Xander didn't crack a
smile, simply looked thoughtful, as he spoke, "Ahh, old reliable."
He finally decided to start working, as did Pacey.
*CUT TO: Lunchtime. Pacey,
Joey, and Xander's usual table in the cafeteria. Pacey is by himself, munching
on lukewarm fries, as Joey approaches.*
She looked around, "Where's..."
"Xander?" She
nodded, "He decided it'd be a bit tense here at lunch... y'know, with you
and potentially Jen on the scene... so he decided to strike the contemplative
somewhere on campus. He's acknowledging the fact he's got a lot of thinking
to do."
She nodded again wordlessly
and sat down. Her alleged Salisbury steak looked none too appetizing. She'd
really only gotten it so she'd have an excuse to be in the lunchroom. For her,
it was this, or hide in the bathroom and cry. She preferred the more dignified
'stand and take it' tactic.
Pacey took heed of her
silence, "So, what do you think you're chances are?"
She nearly gasped at his
brashness. He hadn't even bothered to look up from his lunch as he queried.
She was immediately at a loss for words, "I... I..."
He tried not to look *too*
serious as he looked her in the eyes, "As I see it... you and Jen are fighting
a good 50-50 at the moment. She's got the advantages of being his previous girlfriend...
but at the same time, she's been away for months... giving you time to get close
to him."
She looked sad, "What
do you think my chances really are, Pacey?"
He slung an arm over her
shoulder, "I'd pick you, Jo. In a heartbeat."
She smiled warmly, before
barbing, "Awww, too bad I'm above dating slime." She quickly shoved
his arm off and returned to quietly eating her lunch.
*CUT TO: The jail. Jack
is sitting in his cell, talking to Doug who is on the outside.*
"Am I going to have
to stay in here forever?" He asked.
"Until I get word
from my little brother and his friends, you're to remain in here, sorry."
Doug responded.
"I can't even get
out on good behavior?" He smirked, "The toilet in here is unsettling...
I'm dying to wash a fire hydrant here!"
Doug didn't laugh, "If
I didn't know any better, I'd say my brother was rubbing off on you."
"I hardly know him."
Jack said quietly.
Doug had the faintest
of smiles, "Consider yourself lucky." He got up off his chair and
headed for the front.
Jack grumbled lightly,
"Great. Pacey had to have Dudley Doright for an older brother."
*CUT TO: Pacey relaxing
with Xander on his front porch.*
"C'mon, man... you
need to cut loose for a night. Let some of the pressure off yourself."
Pacey declared. Xander was too deep in thought to hear him. Pacey got up and
physically shook him, "Hey, hey, X... you gotta snap out of it!"
"If you slap me,
I'll kick your ass." Xander replied calmly.
"I wouldn't dream
of it." Pacey smirked, blatantly admitting he was going to.
"Look, can we skip
the inane psycho-babble for today? My head is ready to blow up and I'm afraid
that'll put me over the edge."
"Alright, alright,
but..."
Xander glared, "Could
you stop treating me like I'm made of glass already?" He growled, standing
up. Pacey looked shameful, as Xander paced, "Y'know what? Screw all this
angst and over-analyzation."
Pacey cocked his head,
"Huh?"
Xander headed off the
steps of the front porch, "I'm making a decision." He had a surprising
skip in his step, "I'll catch you later at the Icehouse, okay?"
Pacey stood up and leaned
on the railing as Xander broke into a run. He was completely caught off-guard
by Xander's change in attitude. He was startled when the front door opened and
Aunt Edith came out with a tray full of lemonade and cookies, "Where did
Alex go?"
Pacey was still dumbfounded,
"I don't have a clue, Mrs. Bachman, not a single clue."
*CUT TO: A camera-view
facing out(from a front door) at Xander. He's standing there impatiently, waiting.*
The door opened, and
Xander's face lit up. He spoke immediately, "Don't say anything... I just,
wanted to get his all over with, y'know? I don't want all our lives to become
this weird soap opera, who loves who, and all that... I've been through enough
these past months. And I don't want to go leading you on any further."
He fidgeted nervously, "So I'm gonna say this the only way I can think
how..."
He stepped forward, out
of view. Silence followed momentarily, before kissy noises became barely audible.
He stepped back into view, a foolish grin on his face.
"I've been waiting
way too long to do that..." He grabbed 'her' hand and pulled at it, "C'mon,
we have to go meet up with Pacey to tell him the good news."
'She' seemed reluctant,
but he reassured her, "C'mon... it'll be alright, I promise. I want to
go shout it from the heavens, and all that romantic stuff." He smirked
and began pulling her along.
*CUT TO: The Icehouse.
Pacey is sitting at the counter, looking around impatiently.*
Bessie walked by, cleaning
up after another patron, and Pacey caught her attention, "Hey, Bes, any
idea when Joey's coming in?"
Bessie stopped what she
was doing and looked at Pacey questioningly, "Well, she's supposed to come
in at 8... why Pacey?"
He shrugged, "Just
curious... hoping maybe I could get the inside track on a big happening in our
little circle of friends."
Bessie smiled faintly,
"Has Xander made a decision yet?"
He cracked his own smile,
"That's what I'm out to find out. He went all, Streetcar Named Desire this
afternoon, running down the street to god knows where... something he said lead
me to believe he went off to take matters into his own hands. And I'm here,
waiting, for his final answer... so to speak."
"Well I'm glad to
hear its all finally going to be over with. Joey has been miserable ever since
Jen came back... and some closure would definitely do her good." Bessie
intoned.
Mere seconds later, Xander
came casually strolling into the building, a devilish grin covering his face.
He strolled up, hands in his pockets, like it was any other day. The looks on
their faces told them immediately not to beat around the bush, so he just nodded
and smiled some more, "I did it."
Pacey smiled back, "That's great... now who?"
Xander just shook his
head. The door opened again behind him, and Joey entered the restaurant. Contrary
to their expectations, she did not look happy. In fact, she looked downright
pissed.
As she walked by, they
exchanged a less-than-friendly glance. She stormed past, into the kitchen behind.
She came out a few moments later, and proceeded to go around and wash her tables
grumpily.
Pacey and Bessie simply
stared at Xander in disbelief. Xander just hung his head in shame. Bessie's
face curled in disgust and she threw her own rag down, whispering harshly, "You
bastard."
Pacey proceeded to babble,
"You mean... You... I see... Huh? What the hell happened, man?"
Xander sighed, "Look,
I just..."
He was interrupted as
Joey stalked over. She looked at him with the most blood-curdling stare either
of them had ever seen. Her voice was shaky, "How could you?" She cried
quietly, "How could you lie to me like that? You said I had a chance. You
didn't mean it. You liar!" She let the last bit out in a near scream, which
would have startled the patrons if there had been any at the time.
Bessie came back out into
the dining room as Xander continued to hang his head. She was ready to bitch
Xander out for his actions.
Joey looked at her hand
for a moment, then drew it back and swung deliberately. The hand came with in
a few inches of his Xander's face, before he snatched it delicately and proceeded
to spin Joey around in a common dance twirl. She spun in a circle one time,
returning face-to-face with Xander, and gave him a big, showy kiss.
They turned at the two
stunned onlookers with wide, devilish grins, before taking a bow and shaking
each other's hands. Pacey stuttered, "Y-y-you... wha? H-huh?"
Xander smiled some more, "Thank you for attending the first annual Potter-Harris
Theatrical Society Presentation. Your reactions were enough to keep us running
for at least another year."
Joey grinned deviously,
"We had you guys going soooo bad."
Bessie was speechlessly,
Pacey wasn't much better, "So you guys? Xander, he...?"
Joey slipped her arm around
Xander's waist and just smiled, "We were on our way here, ready to
tell you like normal people. Xander thought it would be fun if we put on a little
show to make you think one way even though it was another." She gave him
a peck for his good thinking, "Boy, was he right!"
Clapping could be heard
behind them, they all turned to see Jen standing there, "Yeah, about as
fun as a hole in the head." She shook her head for a short second before
backing out the door into the night.
Joey and Xander exchanged
a look, but Xander remained where he was, which made Joey lean into him and
sigh happily. Bessie had finally calmed down and decided to go back to work.
Pacey stood up, walking
up to them with a slight smile, "Congrats, guys. Great to see it finally
worked out." He looked at the door behind them, where Jen had been, "I
think maybe I should go work damage control... That cool?" They both nodded,
and Pacey exited.
*CUT TO: Jen, quietly
patrolling the Capeside Memorial Cemetery. She's looking quite solemn.*
She paced back and forth
near a particular headstone. "Come on, already. I know you're in there,"
She cursed. The dirt refused to move. She growled audibly and kicked at the
headstone. She continued to mope as she plopped down on the ground next to the
grave.
"Should I have brought
a shovel with me? I'm still kind of new at this gig."
Jen jumped up from her
spot, ready to fight, until she saw who made the joke, "Pacey? What are
you doing here?"
"I figured I'd come
help you patrol. Uh, Xander says helping hands are a life saver in this business."
She just nodded and resumed
her spot on the ground, "Capeside is nowhere near as active as Sunnydale.
I mean, I had a better haul in that basement. This guy is the only suspicious
death this week."
Pacey frowned as he took
the spot on the other side of the grave, "Sorry we aren't a Hellhouse...
or a Hellmount... or whatever it is. I like the peace and quiet, really."
He gave her a look, "Cut the cool act... I know it's bothering, I can tell."
"Ever the observant
one, eh, Pace?" He glared at her, and she sobered, "Its just tough
dealing with, okay? I came back all this way, and things are so different. I
was hoping I meant enough to him that he'd wait."
"You meant something
to him... I mean, he felt he had a choice to make, right? That's gotta mean
something. If you meant nothing to him, you wouldn't even be sitting here whining
about it. He'd probably have gotten with Joey a long time ago."
Out of nowhere, a pair
of arms shot up through the ground between them. A head popped up after it,
looking around at the world around it. Within seconds, Jen pulled out a stake
and delivered a killing shot to the newborn vampire, and he erupted in a cloud
of dust covering the both of them.
Without skipping a beat,
she spoke, "But it still stinks, okay?" She sighed as she dusted herself
off, "I don't deal with rejection well."
Pacey frowned, "Then
I guess that whole Slayer power thing is an added bonus for ex-boyfriends."
"I'm not psycho,
Pacey. I just..." She suddenly got self-conscious, "I don't want to
talk about it right now."
Pacey continued frowning,
but nodded, "You know where I live, Lindley." He laughed quietly,
"Please don't let that come back to haunt me." He got up and walked
away silently.
After he was gone, Jen
let out a visible sigh, "Sometimes, life completely sucks."
*FADE OUT*