My "date" with Raichu
By: Sandact6
Alright you bloodthirsty maggots! Here is my story about my date as a Pikachu! In case you are wondering, my relationship with Raichu is going well. Well, before this story begins, it takes place the SAME day as I meet Raichu. Also, this takes place in my home. Hope ya' all like it! So, on with the story:
"OBEDIENCE SCHOOL!!!" I said surprised and shocked.
"Yes Brian!" said my owner Nicole. "That is the last time you are going to shock anyone again! Without my permission of course!"
"But... You... Can't do this to me!" I said desperately, "I am (maybe) the smartest Pikachu on the planet! You... I can change! I..." I was cut short by my trainer.
"Since I cannot understand you. I think you are trying to tell me you are very excited to go to Obedience school!"
Sometimes, since I cannot speak English, she pretends to hear what she only wants to hear from me. I hate it when she does that...
"You're... you're mean!!!" I said angrily, "That woman who picked me up and started to pet me deserved to be shocked! You know I hate that!"
She said, "Now now! No need to keep on thanking me! Besides, I sure you will have a great time at obedience school!"
"I WILL NOT GO!!!" I said full of frustration.
"Well..." she said nervously, "If you do not go to it, I can arrange something else for you..."
"YES!!! Anything but obedience school!" I said.
Then she walked over to the phone and dialed a number on it. I was puzzled about this and got in close enough to hear it. Someone answered it on the other side and my master said,
"Hello. Yes, I would like to make an appointment to get my Pikachu electricity sacks removed." WHAT!!! I could not believe it! My electricity sacks removed! They where my sole reason why I am not a regular house rat! So I ran over and chewed the phone cord in half. I heard the phone went dead. My master looked under the table where I was and said,
"Uh... BRAIN!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THE PHONE CABLE!!!" I couldn't do anything (with the phone cable in my mouth showing I did it.)
"That's it!!!" she said in a REALLY mad voice, "It's time to talk about this!"
She grabbed me and took me off to the computer. Well, since I cannot talk in English, I have to type it down on the computer for her to understand me.
"Now," she said, "Why did you chew through the phone cable and why do you not want to go to obedience school like a good little Pika!?!?" So I typed out,
"I chewed through that cable because you where going to take out my electricity sacks removed!"
"Brain! Next to obedience school having your sacks removed is the next best thing! I really do not want to do it, but, I will if have I have to!" She said.
"But if I have my sacks removed, I'll be just another regular house rat! Besides, obedience school is for immature dumb pokemon! I am the smartest Pikachu in the world. Why do I have to go to obedience school!?!?" I typed.
"Because you need to learn not to shock people! Listen, either you go to the school or have your sacks removed! You're choice!" she said.
"But that not's fair!" I typed down.
"PICK!" she said in a stern voice.
"Oh... I'll pick the school then..." I typed down.
"Alright then," she said happily, "Your next class shall begin tomorrow morning at 10:00AM sharp"
10:00! In the morning! I quickly typed down,
"But if I go at that time I will miss all of my shows!"
"Well tape them!" she said sternly.
Of all the times in the world! A Saturday! I sighed. I walking out of the room and up the stairs and turned on the N64 and played Pokemon Stadium 2. Besides Pokemon for game boy, it is the only game I am good at. All I have to do is just press buttons and it is done! Easy as pie! No rush or anything! I like this because being a Pikachu REALLY serves as a handicap when playing most games. Anyways, after playing that for a while, at 9:00PM I felt a bit tried. So I jumped on one of the downstairs armchairs and curled up and went to sleep. And as I did this I started to think. Why? Why do I, of all the pokemon in the world, have to go to obedience school? After all, how did I know that insane gunman would have popped out of that bush that fateful day 20 years ago and mowed me down. Then made worse by Area 51 duping my Brain waves in a Body of a Pikachu... And now... I'm this... a Pikachu... *Sigh* Oh well, I do try to make the best out of my life of how it is. Even though I am a Pikachu. But, obedience school? I can change! I maybe a Pikachu on the outside, but inside I am a Human! And humans can change! Can't they? I can't tell now really, it's been so long ever since I was human. I even think my master Nicole thinks sometimes I am a normal Pikachu. I open one of my eyes and see it is 11:25PM. Time to go to sleep. So I closed my eyes to go to sleep and hope this thing about obedience school is all just a dream...
Is it good so far? Please rate! Also, the people who helped me make this. Please rate my story under your username at the time you helped me. I will post the next chapter as soon as I am done! Copyright 2001 Sandact6
By: Sandact6
Alright you bloodthirsty maggots! Here is my story about my date as a Pikachu! In case you are wondering, my relationship with Raichu is going well. Well, before this story begins, it takes place the SAME day as I meet Raichu. Also, this takes place in my home. Hope ya' all like it! So, on with the story:
"OBEDIENCE SCHOOL!!!" I said surprised and shocked.
"Yes Brian!" said my owner Nicole. "That is the last time you are going to shock anyone again! Without my permission of course!"
"But... You... Can't do this to me!" I said desperately, "I am (maybe) the smartest Pikachu on the planet! You... I can change! I..." I was cut short by my trainer.
"Since I cannot understand you. I think you are trying to tell me you are very excited to go to Obedience school!"
Sometimes, since I cannot speak English, she pretends to hear what she only wants to hear from me. I hate it when she does that...
"You're... you're mean!!!" I said angrily, "That woman who picked me up and started to pet me deserved to be shocked! You know I hate that!"
She said, "Now now! No need to keep on thanking me! Besides, I sure you will have a great time at obedience school!"
"I WILL NOT GO!!!" I said full of frustration.
"Well..." she said nervously, "If you do not go to it, I can arrange something else for you..."
"YES!!! Anything but obedience school!" I said.
Then she walked over to the phone and dialed a number on it. I was puzzled about this and got in close enough to hear it. Someone answered it on the other side and my master said,
"Hello. Yes, I would like to make an appointment to get my Pikachu electricity sacks removed." WHAT!!! I could not believe it! My electricity sacks removed! They where my sole reason why I am not a regular house rat! So I ran over and chewed the phone cord in half. I heard the phone went dead. My master looked under the table where I was and said,
"Uh... BRAIN!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THE PHONE CABLE!!!" I couldn't do anything (with the phone cable in my mouth showing I did it.)
"That's it!!!" she said in a REALLY mad voice, "It's time to talk about this!"
She grabbed me and took me off to the computer. Well, since I cannot talk in English, I have to type it down on the computer for her to understand me.
"Now," she said, "Why did you chew through the phone cable and why do you not want to go to obedience school like a good little Pika!?!?" So I typed out,
"I chewed through that cable because you where going to take out my electricity sacks removed!"
"Brain! Next to obedience school having your sacks removed is the next best thing! I really do not want to do it, but, I will if have I have to!" She said.
"But if I have my sacks removed, I'll be just another regular house rat! Besides, obedience school is for immature dumb pokemon! I am the smartest Pikachu in the world. Why do I have to go to obedience school!?!?" I typed.
"Because you need to learn not to shock people! Listen, either you go to the school or have your sacks removed! You're choice!" she said.
"But that not's fair!" I typed down.
"PICK!" she said in a stern voice.
"Oh... I'll pick the school then..." I typed down.
"Alright then," she said happily, "Your next class shall begin tomorrow morning at 10:00AM sharp"
10:00! In the morning! I quickly typed down,
"But if I go at that time I will miss all of my shows!"
"Well tape them!" she said sternly.
Of all the times in the world! A Saturday! I sighed. I walking out of the room and up the stairs and turned on the N64 and played Pokemon Stadium 2. Besides Pokemon for game boy, it is the only game I am good at. All I have to do is just press buttons and it is done! Easy as pie! No rush or anything! I like this because being a Pikachu REALLY serves as a handicap when playing most games. Anyways, after playing that for a while, at 9:00PM I felt a bit tried. So I jumped on one of the downstairs armchairs and curled up and went to sleep. And as I did this I started to think. Why? Why do I, of all the pokemon in the world, have to go to obedience school? After all, how did I know that insane gunman would have popped out of that bush that fateful day 20 years ago and mowed me down. Then made worse by Area 51 duping my Brain waves in a Body of a Pikachu... And now... I'm this... a Pikachu... *Sigh* Oh well, I do try to make the best out of my life of how it is. Even though I am a Pikachu. But, obedience school? I can change! I maybe a Pikachu on the outside, but inside I am a Human! And humans can change! Can't they? I can't tell now really, it's been so long ever since I was human. I even think my master Nicole thinks sometimes I am a normal Pikachu. I open one of my eyes and see it is 11:25PM. Time to go to sleep. So I closed my eyes to go to sleep and hope this thing about obedience school is all just a dream...
Is it good so far? Please rate! Also, the people who helped me make this. Please rate my story under your username at the time you helped me. I will post the next chapter as soon as I am done! Copyright 2001 Sandact6