Date with Raichu. Part 5
By: Sandact6

This part of the story is where I get more internet help from my pals on the internet. This internet may also offend some people (As if anyone here is really that sensitive!). So do not say I did not give you a fair warning! I do own pokemon. The belong to Nintendo and Game Freak. Copyright 2001 Sandact6. Now, on with the best part yet!:


So, I was just walking back through the woods back to my home. Trying to figure out myself why Raichu blushed a lot at me. Besides the fact she liked me. I just could not figure it out! As I walk through the Pika door of my house, Nicole greeted me.
"I'm going to be going out for even more time tonight. I need to replace the phone cable that YOU chewed through!" she said in tone that made me feel guilty.
"Well... Next don't remove my sacks!" I said to her as I went upstairs. I logged back on to Gamefaqs. Hoping that someone would help me. I posted:

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From: Sandact6 | Posted: 4/25/2001 4:57:43 PM | Close this topic
That Raichu said she like me a lot! I can't believe it! But, for some reason, she says she REALLY wants to come over to my house when my master is not home. She says she "Wants to show me something really special!". Anyone knows what this means? I told her when too though. *Sigh* Females are so confusing!
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Cool, so other than Wobbuffet's evolved form, which one do you like the best? - Pokemorpher
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This REALLY got me! I had no clue for what she wanted to show me! It really got me. It was like the time Nicole said she wanted show me something special for my birthday. I was that she moved to a bigger house. I never knew that for about 4 days... I really don't want to wait that long with Raichu. I JUST CANNOT WAIT!!! Maybe she wants to show me she can do a Surf attack! That would be cool. Well... Someone posted something of about Scott someone hitting a home run. I found this odd since Baseball was not on TV right now. So, I posted:

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From: Sandact6 | Posted: 4/25/2001 5:00:02 PM | Delete this message
What the heck does that mean! What does she even mean!?!?
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Cool, so other than Wobbuffet's evolved form, which one do you like the best? - Pokemorpher
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I really did not know what he meant at all! Baseball wasn't on at all! Then Ryoga H posted:

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From: Ryoga H | Posted: 4/25/2001 5:01:52 PM | Mark for Moderation
*Senses a Pichu in the future...*

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"I don't want to waste my time, and become another casualty of Society"~Sum 41
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And followed Cyberlight's post:

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*foresees many Pichus*
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Cyberlight
Master of Time and Space
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I was really confused! I thought my master was adopting Pichus! Well... It would be good to talk to a family species. But how many Pichus? Where would they come from? Who would actually leave Pichus for adoption!?!? These were the questions running through my head at that time. So I posted a confused post in order for them to tell me what she wants:

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From: Sandact6 | Posted: 4/25/2001 5:40:00 PM | Delete this message
What are you people saying!!! Is my master adopting Pichus or something?!?! Can someone just tell me what she wants?
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Cool, so other than Wobbuffet's evolved form, which one do you like the best? - Pokemorpher
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All I wanted to know is what she wanted! I was DESPERATE!!! I really wanted to know bad! Then, someone posted another post saying:

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From: Ryoga H | Posted: 4/25/2001 5:43:16 PM | Mark for Moderation
SandAct + Raichu = [the rest of this post has been censored due to explicit Pokemon Content]

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"I don't want to waste my time, and become another casualty of Society"~Sum 41
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Now I think what she wanted to do! To kiss me! That made perfect sense to me! Why else would the content be censored due to content! And she was coming at nine! So I just had to know before then! I quickly posted:

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From: Sandact6 | Posted: 4/25/2001 5:46:01 PM | Delete this message
OH! You mean she wants to kiss me? She said she's coming at 9:00 sharp.
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Cool, so other than Wobbuffet's evolved form, which one do you like the best? - Pokemorpher
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I just knew this was it! What else could it be?!?! But I waited just make sure I was right. I couldn't believe I was wrong:

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From: Cyberlight | Posted: 4/25/2001 5:47:04 PM | Mark for Moderation
I think she has more in store than kissing
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Cyberlight
Master of Time and Space
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Most than kissing!!! What else could it be! I thought as hard as I could and remembered, they cut some battles short on TV because of the content! So it had to be a battle! So I posted:

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From: Sandact6 | Posted: 4/25/2001 5:48:24 PM | Delete this message
A battle?
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Cool, so other than Wobbuffet's evolved form, which one do you like the best? - Pokemorpher
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If it was a battle I would not do it! She playfully punched me on the arm, just playfully! And it hurt! Only Psychics know what she can do to me in battle! I just hoped it wasn't true. One person laughed at me. What for!?!? All I wanted to know is want she wanted to show me! That's all! Just in plain, easy to understand words of what she wanted! So, in frustration I posted:

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------From: Sandact6 | Posted: 4/25/2001 5:50:27 PM | Delete this message
What! What is so funny! All I want to know is what she wants! That's all I ask!
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Cool, so other than Wobbuffet's evolved form, which one do you like the best? - Pokemorpher
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I waited by the computer until I got an answer. I really wanted one badly. Then, Cyberlight posted something that got me in even more frustration:

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From: Cyberlight | Posted: 4/25/2001 5:51:19 PM | Mark for Moderation
She wants you
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Cyberlight
Master of Time and Space
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What did she want me for! She could want me for a 100 different things! I wanted a at least 3 things she was going to do! So I posted:

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From: Sandact6 | Posted: 4/25/2001 5:53:51 PM
FOR WHAT!?!?
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Cool, so other than Wobbuffet's evolved form, which one do you like the best? - Pokemorpher
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I couldn't take much more of this extreme tension I was under. Then, Cyberlight posted:

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From: Cyberlight | Posted: 4/25/2001 5:56:04 PM
Somebody care to explain the pidgeys and the beedrills to him
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Cyberlight
Master of Time and Space
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The Pidgeys and the Beedrills! I never heard of that in my life! Then, cybrid 16 made a post that made no sense at all...

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From: cybrid 16 | Posted: 4/25/2001 5:56:31 PM
well think of yourself as a hotdog, and of her as a bun. Now you put the hot dog in the bun. Now you have something new out of two things "combining"!
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Why does eraser sound so funny? -My Friend on Pot
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Personally, this made me and some other people hungry for Hot dogs. Then, I just got it! I finally got it! I quickly and happily posted:

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From: Sandact6 | Posted: 4/25/2001 6:03:11 PM
AH! Now I know what she wants!
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She want to show me her Surf attack and eat Hot dogs! Right?
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Cool, so other than Wobbuffet's evolved form, which one do you like the best? - Pokemorpher
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I thought that her something "really special" was her Surf attack and thanks to cybrid 16 I thought that girls really liked Hot dogs! This had, no, MUST of been it! The answer! I was happily spinning around in my chair at the time until cybrid 16 posted:

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From: cybrid 16 | Posted: 4/25/2001 6:06:05 PM | Mark for Moderation
uh.......well you could say that XD
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Why does eraser sound so funny? -My Friend on Pot
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What do you mean I could say that! I wanted to know for sure! These clues were useless! So, I Surfed the web and found a site about Raichu's. "Everything you need to know about them!" their motto was. I just hope they were right. I just went into the hyperlink FAQ section. I found the question under mating habits. And I could not believe it. "This... this can't be right!" I said. But all the side effects were their by it. Blushing, slurred speech and affection towards mate (Ex: rubbing up like a cat against them). Well... she pretty much had every thing there! She showed affection against me by telling me she liked me. It fit perfectly. But... Was it even her mating season?!?! Because, if it was... Then I went to the question of "When is the females Raichu mating season?" And the current date was right in the middle of it... I thought this site was lying! So I desperately and also still in shock said:

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From: Sandact6 | Posted: 4/25/2001 6:08:28 PM
*Finds answer on internet*

Oh... God...

Is it that she wants to mate with me?---
Cool, so other than Wobbuffet's evolved form, which one do you like the best? - Pokemorpher
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This may sound weird to you... I didn't want to do this now...
"Alright Brian! I'm going out now! To replace the phone cord that YOU chewed through!" said Nicole as she left the house.
OH NO!!! She leaving! There's not much time left! I eagerly waited for the answer. Hoping it was not true. Then, I saw the post that shocked me as much as the people I shocked before:

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From: Cyberlight | Posted: 4/25/2001 6:09:24 PM
Yep sandact
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Cyberlight
Master of Time and Space
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I did not believe it! She wanted to mate with me!?!? I am to young to do that!!! I thought she wanted to show me her Surf attack at the most! Why didn't these people even TRY to tell me what she wanted! She wanted to make a Pichu! With me being the daddy! But, why did she want to do that? I thought she was to young also! She said in the school she was also 5 Raichu years old. Same age as me for sure! I really did not want to be a daddy! So I typed in and posted:

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From: Sandact6 | Posted: 4/25/2001 6:15:59 PM
WHAT!!! I... I'm to young to do that! I don't wanna be a Dad!!! I do not know how!!! I thought at the most she wanted to show off her attacks! WHAT DO I DO!!! FOR THE LOVE OF MONEY, WHAT!!!
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Cool, so other than Wobbuffet's evolved form, which one do you like the best? - Pokemorpher
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I still really wanted to stay for the date, BUT NOT DO THAT!!! I heard underage babies cause peoples (like me) life to end! I cannot get the smarts I need, I... Darn it... thought I was human again... And really to tell you the truth... I do not go to school anymore even since I became a Pikachu... But still! I wanted to save this until I was older! Trying to avoid this, I quickly posted:

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From: Sandact6 | Posted: 4/25/2001 6:15:59 PM
WHAT!!! I... I'm to young to do that! I don't wanna be a Dad!!! I do not know how!!! I thought at the most she wanted to show off her attacks! WHAT DO I DO!!! FOR THE LOVE OF MONEY, WHAT!!!
---Cool, so other than Wobbuffet's evolved form, which one do you like the best? - Pokemorpher
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I did not know anything about being a dad! What to teach my kids, how to discipline them nor how to take care of them! I don't wanna be a daddy! I heard it is really hard! Then someone posted:

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From: cybrid 16 | Posted: 4/25/2001 6:22:58 PM
go for it dude! You'll get used to being a daddy! And who knows maybe you won't be a daddy! Maybe....nevermind
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Why does eraser sound so funny? -My Friend on Pot
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I really didn't wanna do it with her. Not until we knew each other more! But then, I looked out the window, and saw a faint glowing in the woods. It was her! She was coming! In a hurry I posted:

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From: Sandact6 | Posted: 4/25/2001 6:34:44 PM
OH NO!!! She will be here any second now! What do I do? I do not want to be a daddy!
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Cool, so other than Wobbuffet's evolved form, which one do you like the best? - Pokemorpher
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What should I do!?!? Of all the times! Why didn't I see it coming! *Bangs head on desk* WHY! WHY! WHY! WHY! WHY! WHY! WHY!!! While I was banging my head on the table someone said to run away. I really did not want to run away. After all, it would be really mean if I left the house and her to come in for nothing. And I did like her too. I looked out the window again and I saw her! Not her glow this time! But her entire self! I quickly posted :

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From: Sandact6 | Posted: 4/25/2001 6:43:55 PM | Delete this message
OH NO!!! I SEE HER!!! Well... should I... you know... mate with her?---
Cool, so other than Wobbuffet's evolved form, which one do you like the best? - Pokemorpher
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She was talking to herself and looking around. I waited a for a little while and someone posted:

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From: cybrid 16 | Posted: 4/25/2001 6:44:57 PM | Mark for Moderation
yes! at least someone here will be gettin real action rofl XD
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Why does eraser sound so funny? -My Friend on Pot
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I just gave up. I guess I will "mate" with her. But only if she asks! I log off the Computer and go downstairs. Thinking about what I will say to her after she asks to mate with me. I think really hard to try to say no to the mating offer and not hurt her feelings ALSO with lying. I only had like... 10 seconds. Oh! What the hell! Why not try it out? It could be fun! But the Pichus... Man! I hate when I have to think really hard! Then, I heard a knock on the door. I knew it was her because I saw her and her glow through the pika door. I sighed, walked over to the pika door and said to Raichu...

What did I say? What did we do? If out in the next chapter! Where, at long last, I will tell everything that went on in the date we had! You will not want to miss this! Stay tuned! Same pika place! Same pika link! Also, I will like to thank, again, everyone who's post is in this story. If it where not for them and their insane posts, you would not be reading this right now. Stay tuned for the next chapter: Date with Raichu. Part 6. The date... Bye bye ya' all