Mario and Luigi awoke in a strange castle. The two plumbers tried to stand up but were
having trouble.
"Where the hell are we Mario?" Asked Luigi, rubbing his head.
"Do you remember anything? I
honestly can't remember a damn thing.
Me head feels like a smashed pumpkin."
"I don't know."
Mario said standing slowly. "The
last thing I remember is I Went to see Princess Toadstool, she said she wanted
me to clean her pipes. She brought me
to her personal bathroom and then threw me into the Jacuzzi. After that I blacked out."
"I'm getting something now." Said Luigi. "Yoshi
invited me over to his little cottage.
He said he was inviting some friends over for a drinking party."
"Jeez Luigi, are you that desperate?" Said Mario.
"I know it's been a few years, but damn. Yoshi???"
"What the hell are you talki. . . . . you're sick Mario." Mario didn't seem to care about his headache
because he was doubled over laughing.
"Stop it right now! I'm warning
you!" Mario paid no heed to the
warnings and continued to laugh his fat plumber ass off. "That's it!" Luigi pulled a wrench out from his tool belt and ran at
Mario. He managed to get in a good shot
on Mario's ribs, sending him to the floor.
"Pika . . Chu!" A
large electric charge hit Luigi's wrench and coursed throughout his body,
sending him flying into the wall.
"Good job Pikachu!"
Apparently Ash and Pikachu had found their way into this castle as
well. Ash went over to check on Luigi,
and Pikachu went over to see Mario.
"What the hell is that thing?" Mario yelled as he quickly made it to his feet. "Some sort of bug eh? I've killed quite a few in my day. Just another one to add." Mario raised his foot quite high.
"Pika!!!!!!!!" Was
all Pikachu could say as Mario brought his large foot down on Pikachu's head.
"Pikachu! What the
hell did you do to Pikachu!" Yelled
Ash. "Pikachu saved your life!"
"I thought it was a bug, or something." Said Mario.
"I should kill you!"
Said Ash.
"Yeah. That thing
saved your life, sooner or later, you'd do that to me." Said Luigi.
"Shut up you gay Yoshi fucker." Said Mario. Luigi could
handle no more as he ran at Mario for the second time. He was interrupted this time by someone who
dropped from the ceiling and separated them with his sword.
"My name is Alucard, what are you doing in the house of
Dracula?"
"We don't know."
Said Luigi.
"I think he was asking ME." Mario snapped back.
"You know what Mario.
I've had enough of your crap.
For over 10 years it's always been about You. Always about Mario. Even
the one game I got the lead in, it was named after you! I've been carrying your fat ass and I'm
tired of it. And why haven't we ever
changed clothes!"
"Big deal, I've never changed my clothes. And I've been around for over 20 years."
"Pac-Man!" Mario, Luigi
and Ash said simultaneously.
"What-Man?" Said
Alucard. "Wait a minute, you're not
even wearing clothes."
"Ah, so it may seem to the untrained eye, but actually . . .
. . . AH I'M NAKED!!!" Yelled Pac-Man
as he went running out of the room.
"I always thought Pac-Man wasn't put together right, I mean
he has no body, he's just a face with legs, what the hell is that all
about?" Said Ash.
"You look too much into things. Just leave them be." Said
Alucard
"You know what Alucard, you can kiss my Ash!" Alucard didn't take to kindly to this as he
drew his sword and pointed it directly at Ash's neck. "You know what, I'm just gonna shut my mouth." Said Ash.
"I suggest the 3 of you find a way out of here. There are monsters and ghouls rampant
throughout the castle."
"That's best idea I've heard all . . . 2 minutes we've been
here." Said Mario sarcastically as
Alucard walked out.
"Always with the sarcasm, eh Mario?"
"Just shut up Luigi!"
"How about you shut your mouth before I put something in
it?"
"Sorry, but I don't swing that way."
"One last thing."
Alucard said right before he left.
"The drawbridge closed right after I came in. You'll have to look for another way out besides the front door."
"What?" said the three of them.
"How come escape is never as easy as the front door?" Ash asked as the three walked into the
hallway to see what awaits them.
