A/N:Only my second so it is probably still pretty dumb…I
REVISED IT! YEA! Now you don't have to click on my other stupid one to get this
stupid one (do two stupids make a smart?)
Disclamer: None of this belongs to me. All the HP characters belong to JK and
the Mummy ones belong to whoever their owners are.
The Mummy-Hogwarts style
Just so you don't get confused…
Rick-Harry
Evelyn-Hermione
Jonathon –Ron
Benny-Draco
That hot guy Oded Feir plays (his name is like _____ Bay)-Cedric Diggory
(gimme a break I know he is dead but I ran out of characters)
The Mummy-Da Na Na-Voldemort
(That fat stinky guy is Dudley, and the four Americans are Seamus, Dean,
Crabbe, and Goyle)
Ginny-Anucksunamun (or however the heck you spell it)
Winston-A very fat and
crazy Dumbledore (I guess)
(Some of the stuff from the movie will be in here and some won't)
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Hermione was sorting books in the Hogwarts library (the head librarian let
her be junior head librarian).
"Hmmm, Red
Caps, Reddlesnickles, Roodipatooty, Volume 1, Volume
2, and Volume 3…"Hermione said to herself as she sorted them. "Tuthmosis?!
What in the heck is Tuthmosis? (I really don't know if someone cares to tell
me in a review) "What are you doing here? Let's put you where you belong."
Hermione reached for the next shelf and her ladder swang up, making this
really cool noise (which I rewinded and listened to about a hundred times).
Just as Hermione reached for her wand to freeze the ladder in place, it
slipped knocking over almost all over the shelves (who puts their library in
an oval anyway? In my opinion whoever set it up was just asking for it to get
knocked over). "Crap." Said Hermione. "Oh well, this shouldn't be too
hard," She pulled out her wand and with a flick of her wrists she had totally
restored the library to perfect condition.
"Now what
should I do?" thought Hermione. "I'll go to the back
room." As she walked in she heard a noise and got nervous. She did the lumos
spell and light came out of her wand. She walked up to a coffin and POP! Up
appeared a very red-headed and very drunk boy.
"Ron-have
you no respect for the dead? Get out of there."
Hermione scolded.
"My dear
best friend…I'll have you –'(he paused for a second as
he accidently racked himself on the coffin)-know, that at the moment my
career is on a high note," he says as he pulls out a little box.
"High
note-Hah!-Ron if I have to take one more item to the
appraiser to try and sell for you…" her last words were not heard as she
drifted off, suddenly becoming interested in the box.. "Ron, I think you may
have found something…" Suddenly the little box opened, and inside was a map.
"This is a map of Hogwarts…and look- right here in the corner is the Room of
Gold! (Okay not so creative but Chamber of Secrets was taken-damn!)Where did
you get this?" Hermione inquired.
"In
the…bathroom…when I was…taking a whiz…there it was!" Ron
said and then put a desperate smile.
Later that
day, Hermione and Ron are at the detention dungeon,
where all the bad students are kept.
"Dudley!?
Why are you at Hogwarts??" Hermione asked, puzzled.
"Mmm…err…uhh…Step
over the threshold into my humble home!"
Dudley said at last.
"Why is this
man in jail?" Hermione asked.
"Well this I
did not know, but when I heard you were coming, I
asked him that myself. He said he was just looking for a good time!" Dudley
said as they bring out a scruffy young man with wild black hair. "This is the
man you stole the map from?!" Hermione asked to Ron, disgusted. "Uhh…err"
was all Ron could manage to get out.
Harry punches Ron and Hermione steps over him and up to Harry.
"Umm…hello…we have found your puzzle box and have come to ask you about it."
"No, no you
came to ask me about the Room of Gold." Harry said.
"You know
about the Room of Gold?" Hermione asked, now more
interested than ever. "Do you swear?"
"Every damn
day." Harry said, with a tinge of a smile "No
that's not what I meant-" "Yeah, yeah I know the whole school blather, but
I've been there." Harry said, smiling.
"Could…could
you tell me how to get there?" Hermione asked
getting even closer to Harry.
"You really
want to know?" Hermione nodded. Harry kissed her.
"Then get me the hell out of here!" Harry yelled as they pulled him away.
"Where are
they taking this man?!" Hermione asked Dudley.
"To get the
dementor's kiss-apparently- he had a VERY good
time." Dudley answered, with a grin.
Later, when
the dementor's kiss is about to be performed,
Hermione was arguing with Dudley
"I will give
you 100 sickles to save this man's life," Hermione
said.
"Madame, I
would pay 100 sickles just to see him die."
"Two…two
hundred sickles….Three hundred sickles!" Hermione was
getting worried now.
"And what
else…I am a very lonely man…" Dudley said as he
touched Hermione's leg. She slapped him. "Perform the kiss!" Dudley yelled
"NO!"
Hermione screamed. "This man knows the way to the Room of
Gold!" she exclaimed.
(Because I
am making this story to long I will speed things up a
bit.)
Now they
were on a…magic carpet riding to the room…and they met
up with four Americans. Ron was playing cards and let it slip that he was
going to the room. Then Harry finds Draco (the only reason I am bothering
to
put this in is because I like the line)
"Draco…fancy
seeing you here…so what are you going to do, take
the Americans to the room and leave them there to rot?!" Harry asked as he
started to strangle Draco.
"Unfortunenetly, no. These Americans are smart. They pay me only
half now and half when we get back" said Draco
"Oh…I think
I will kill you now," said Harry."Think of my
children," Draco said. "You don't have any." "I might someday…"Draco tried.
Harry threw
him off the carpet.
Hermione went back to her room. (This is one of those
motor home types of carpets…very spacious! Almost like a hotel!) She was
reading a book.
"John
Bembridge…in 18…64…." She missed the hanger on the door and her clothes fell to
the ground. "Oh for Merlin's sake! It wasn't' that good of a kiss anyway!"
Hermione started to brush her hair but her brush fell. Somehow, Death Eaters
got onto the carpet, and when she got up there was a freaky looking guy with a
hook behind her.
"The map!" Hermione nodded
towards it. "And the key!" he hissed. Hermione was confused. "Key?!…Key…what
key?" At that moment Harry popped in. "Hermione!" She grabbed a candlestick and
poked the freaky man in the eye. She ran out the door. There were death eaters
all over the place. Dean, Crabbe, Goyle, and Seamus, were shooting spells and
charms all over the place. Ron was looking at them with disgust. He looked down
at the 'key' and smiled.
"Did
I panic? I think not!" At that moment a spell blew him off the carpet, and into
the lake. (A/N: Did I mention they were over the lake at the moment?)
Dudley
ran up to Harry. "What do we do? What should I do?"
"You
wait here…I'll go get help!" Dudley stood there a little while and then jumped
into the lake.
After
everyone had gotten to one side or another, Draco yelled across. "HEY POTTER!
LOOKS TO ME LIKE I'VE GOT ALL THE HIPPOGRIFFS!" Harry looked miffed, but only
for a second. "HEY DRACO! LOOKS TO ME LIKE YOU'RE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE
LA-KE!" Draco looked around, and kicked the water as he swore.
Once
they got to Hogsmeade, Ron bought some Hippogriffs for a very high price.
"You
know we could have gotten them for free. All we had to do was give them to your
sister (A/N: Go along with this for the purposes of the story!)."
"Awfully
tempting isn't it?" Ron asked. Out of the robes store walked a very gorgeous
looking Hermione.
"Awfully."
They
had to travel through the Forbidden Forest to get back to the Castle. During
the time, Cedric and his band of Magis watched from a tree.
"Hida
sara lictum dowm." Translation: "This one is strong." (A/N: This is getting
sad…I even know the words in Egyptian! Ahh! Freak!)
The
next morning, both groups met at the gate to the main entrance to Hogwarts.
"What
are we doing here?" Hermione asked.
"We
are about to be shown the way." (Which in all respects was waiting for Filch to
unlock the main doors at sunrise.) They heard a click.
"Can
you believe it?" Dean said.
"Hogwarts,"
said Goyle.
They
raced inside the door. Later that day, they were still searching for the
entrance to Room of Gold in the entrance hall.
"Do
they know something we don't?" asked Crabbe.
"They're
led by a woman. What does a woman know?" said Percy indignantly.
On
the other side of the hall, the four other people had already found an entrance
and were exploring.
Dudley
headed off into another corridor. He came to a wall lined with scorpion looking
things. They were shiny and blue, so Dudley was satisfied.
"Blue
gold. This will catch a very fine price." He started to put them in the bag,
but one fell and hatched. Blast ended skrewts! One turned on him, and blew him
to bits! (A/N: I know that was kind of
crappy…one of my favorite parts was when he smacked into that wall!)
The
three shortly discovered what was left of him, which was mostly on the walls
and ceiling of the corridor.
They
found the statue of Salazar Slytherin, where the Book of Gold was supposed to
be buried. But the other group was already there.
"This
is our dig site friend," said Crabbe.
"I
don't see your name written on it pal," Harry returned.
Draco
stepped forward. "There are fifteen of me and three of you. Your odds are not
so good Potter."
"I've
had worse."
"Yeah
me too." At this, Harry looked at Ron with a yeah-right kind of a look.
Hermione
saw a hole in the ground and said; "Now children, if we are going to play
together, we must learn to share. There are other places to dig." She looked
meaningfully at Harry, and they left, heading off to below.
That
night, Harry got Hermione skunk drunk and was helping her to practice her
fighting moves.
"Now,
bob your fists…that's it. Now punch my hand and mean it!"
"Mean
it!" Hermione missed totally, and collapsed with laughter.
"Time
for another drink," Harry said hopefully.
"Unlike
my brother, sir, I know when to say 'no'" she said as she took another swig.
"And unlike your brother, miss, you I just don't get."
Hermione
looked up. "I know…your wondering 'what is a place like me doing in a girl like
this?"
"Yeah
something like that." And the conversation continued.
"What
are you anyway?" Harry asked.
"Oooh."
Hermione looked miffed. "I may not be an evil fighter, or a wand slinger, or a
treasure seeker, Mr. Potter. But I am proud of what I am."
"And
what is that?" Harry asked, with a smile coming to his lips.
"I…am
a librarian. And I…am going to kiss you Mr. Potter."
"Call
me Harry."
"Mm.
Harry."
She
leaned forward and passed out in his lap, leaving Harry kissing air.
The
next day, they had given up on digging, and Ron had a stick and some rocks, and
was practicing his beater moves.
"Likewise."
And with that he swung and down fell a huge coffin.
They
stood it up and popped it open. They all screamed as it shot out.
"Is
it supposed to look like that?" Harry asked, looking disgusted.
"I've
never seen one like this before…" Hermione trailed off.
"It's
still…Juicy!" Harry and Ron said together. They left the juicyness and went
back up to where they were camping.
Later
that night, the Magi stormed into the underground passages, going on rampage.
Harry had to threaten to blow up the place with his wand when finally Cedric
said, "Stop. We will shed no more blood. But leave this place. Leave this place
or die." And they left.
Still
later in the night, Hermione stole a book from Percy that he had found that
day. She opened, telling Harry that 'no harm ever came from reading a book.'
Big mistake. Down below in his open coffin, Voldemort awoke with a howl.
They
all scrambled to get out of the tunnels, but Draco got left behind. As he could
speak evil just like Voldemort, Draco became his servant. Goyle got left behind
too, because he dropped his glasses. Voldemort ate his tongue and his eyes, but
was interrupted by Hermione, who had fallen through a trap door.
"Ginny?"
Hermione screamed, and Harry rushed in, pulled out his wand, and blew a hole in
Voldemort. On their way out they ran into Cedric.
"I
told you to leave-leave or die. Now you may have killed us all."
"I
got him," said Harry.
"You
don't understand-no mortal weapons can kill this creature…he is the undead."
(A/N: Which really makes no sense right? I mean wizards aren't technically all
mortal…why not just use Avada Kedarva…you end up in Azkaban, but hey…you saved
the earth, right? So for the purposes of the story, just go along with me
here.)
Cedric
and his gang headed off to try to find a way to kill him. Meanwhile, everyone
else headed back to the common room. Harry went to have a drink and saw Dumbledore. He was talking about boredom and
booze. But the drinks were blood so Harry knew Voldemort was there. Also his
scar hurt a lot. On his search he ran into Hermione, and they saw Draco run by.
They went up to the dormitories, only to find that Goyle had been sucked dry.
So Harry locked Hermione in the dorm, leaving Dean and Seamus behind to guard
her. (A/N: Oopsies…I just realized I put one too many people in there…so…on
their way back to the common room, Crabbe, just poof! Died.)
Harry
and Ron headed off. They found Draco going through the prefects things. Harry took out his wand and zoomed a chair
that pounded Draco in the back.
"So you came back with the new
friend."
"It
is better to be at the right hand of Voldemort than in his path." The
conversation went on and then there was a scream. Draco skidded out of the
room, followed by Harry and Ron. Percy was on the floor, all leathery. He had
been sucked dry too.
Hermione
decided to go to Snape, as he might know something. There with him was Cedric.
They all pulled out their wands.
"What's
he doing here!?"
Snape
sneered. "Would you really like to know or would you rather kill us?"
"I'm
willing to go on a little faith here," said Harry, putting away his wand. The
conversation went on.
"Why
did he call me Ginny?" Hermione asked.
Snape
and Cedric looked at each other. "Apparently the dark lord has already chosen a
human sacrifice."
"Bad
luck old mum," said Ron. Hermione glared at him. They could hear noises.
Voldemort had gotten his Death Eaters under his control. They were surrounding
them. Hermione found an old scroll and started translating.
"Hurry
up Herm!" Ron exclaimed.
"Patience
is a virtue," Hermione said, running her finger across the scroll.
"Not
right now it isn't!" exclaimed Harry. Finally Hermione figured out that the
books were mixed up, that the one they wanted was under the statue of Godric
Gryffindor. (A/N: Okay…this is starting to get a bit on the long side, so don't
get mad if I hasten things up a bit.)
They
got onto a magic carpet, plummeling into Death Eaters, one pulled Seamus off,
and Voldemort inhaled him. (Also…Dean was sucked dry a while ago.)
They
crashed the car, and were surrounded. Voldemort walked up to them. He told
Hermione that if she came with him, he would spare the rest of the group.
Turning back at Harry she said, "If I die and become a ghost you're the first
one I'm coming after."
As
they were leaving, Harry started towards her, but Cedric held him back.
"Live
today, fight tomorrow." The death eaters closed in, and Harry found a secret
passage, but Snape died because he was too slow.
They
went to Dumbledore. They explained the situation and Dumbledore agreed to help.
He went to a drawer and got out four pairs of pink and yellow polka dotted
socks. All three men stared at them with confused looks.
"Magic
socks, old chaps. You put them on and you glide across the floor. This will
help us travel to the Room of Gold loads faster."
All
shaking their heads, they put on the socks. Dumbledore was in the lead. They
were awkward at first, but after awhile they all got the hang of it.
Just
as Hermione, Voldemort, and Draco were entering the secret entrance, Hermione
caught site of Harry. "Potter," she murmured to herself. Apparently Voldemort,
saw too, and he conjured up some sticks and placed them strategically in front
of the stairs, so when they turned to go on them, they would slip and fall down
the stairway, hopefully causing death (or an immense amount of pain).
Voldemort
pulled Hermione into the chamber, followed by Draco.
Dumbledore
turned the corner, and slipped, causing him to start falling down the stairs.
Harry, Ron, Cedric slipped too, but their falls were cushioned by Dumbledore,
who was in a heap on the step. They all got up, taking off the socks. Harry
shook Dumbledore. He felt his pulse. There was none. Suddenly, Dumbledore
started to sink into the step.
"Trick
step!" Cedric yelled, pulling Harry back.
Down
in the chamber, Hermione was tied to a stone slab table, with a rat on her
tummy and a dead girl next to her. Wisps of red hair were peeking out of the
wrappings. Hermione screamed. Voldemort was holding up a knife and was about to
stab her when…"Hermy! I've got it!" Ron yelled from the top of the steps.
"You
have to get the key! It's in his robes! Read the inscription on the front!"
Voldemort
headed for Ron as Harry snuck up and undid one of Hermione's handcuffs. As he
was about to do a second one, a ghost grabbed him by the leg and pulled him
down. Harry fought the ghosts until he beat them.
"Ghosts."
He cut her loose. But Ginny was after Hermione. Ginny chased her all over the
place.
In
the mean time, Ron hadn't finished the inscription, but had gotten to where an
army of ghosts appeared. Voldemort sent them after Harry.
"Herm!
I'm stuck on this last one!" Ron yelled.
"What
does it look like?" Hermione yelled, gasping for air.
"It's
a…bird…a stork!" Ron yelled, flapping his arms.
"Melaphus!"
she managed to yell even though she was being strangled.
"Oh
yes, I see." Ron repeated the incantation just in time, as Harry was about to
be killed by the ghosts. Ron sent the ghosts to Ginny, who they killed. Even
though she was already dead.
Voldemort,
seeing his girlfriend was dead, went for Ron. He was about to sqeegee him when
Harry chopped Voldemort's arm off.
Ron
got the key and gave the book to Hermione, who recited the spell. A magical
chariot thing came and took away Voldemort's invicincableness.
Harry
stabbed him, and he died, saying "Death is only the beginning."
At
that moment, Draco laid down a bag of treasure on a lever, causing the whole
room to start to sink in on itself.
As
they were running out, Harry, Ron, and Hermione went through the room of gold,
and Ron wanted something. They dragged him out just in time.
Draco
didn't make it and was blown to pieces by blast ended skrewts.
Harry
and Hermione fell in love and kissed at the end, making Ron ask a hippogriff
ask for a kiss, making him forget to bow, making the hippogriff pissed. The
hippogriff tried to tear Ron apart, but Harry saved him. They rode off into the
sunset.
The
end.
Done!
I know I forgot some things, but review anyways! J
