Die Moldie Voldie
Tune to "Go My Children With My Blessing"

A/N- If you don't know the song, just enjoy the words thoroughly like
we did. Inspiration came from sunbathing...no school...hehe.


Verse 1:
Mr. Moldie Voldie, you will never win
Harry will kick your arse up and down the street
You use Wormtail as a spy, this I do not advise
Die Moldie Voldie, Die Moldie Voldie


Verse 2:
You killed Lily and James, you should die too
Harry Potter is better then you, you will die very soon
You lived in Quirrel's turban, how gay can you get?
Die Moldie Voldie, Die Moldie Voldie

Verse 3:
You tricked Ginny Weasley to use your diary
Your gay servant, Lucius Malfoy, planted it on her
You lost then Tom Riddle, what makes you think you'll not lose again?
Die Moldie Voldie, Die Moldie Voldie

Verse 4:
Your stupid servant, Peter Pettigrew, framed Sirius Black
He was in Azkaban for 12 years, how unfair is that?
But he escasped and now he runs free, Harry's godparent is he
Die Moldie Voldie, Die Moldie Voldie

Verse 5:
You tried to kill Harry in the Triwizard Tournament
Bartimus Crouch posed as Alabaster Moody
Harry trusted him, and Cedric Diggory ended up dead
Die Moldie Voldie, Die Moldie Voldie

Verse 6:
Harry, Sirius, and Remus will kill Wormtail
Harry and his two best friends will kill you very soon
We hope that in book seven- you will die a painful death
Die Moldie Voldie, Die Moldie Voldie

(this is for our even more personal enjoyment)
Verse 7:
Hermione and Harry are the cutest couple ever
Lily and James should be secretly alive
Hermy shall raise them up, and Ron should date Lavender
Die Moldie Voldie, Die Moldie Voldie

A/N-If you're scared, you should be. Don't worry you should be. (We
are too!) No flames 'bout the H/H stuff, cuz like we said, that was for
our even more personal enjoyment. Flames will be used on Sapamfa's
evil HP hating brothers!!! (Or possibly Lulu's parental units!!!) mwahaha!

Lulu Arial and Sapamfa