DISCLAIMER. I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE PEOPLE THAT YOU HAVE HEARD OF.

IT WAS AN ORDINARY DAY IN SUNNYDALE. BUFFY, DAWN, WILLOW,

AND TARA WERE WORKING AT THE MAGIC BOX WHEN A WOMAN NAMED
KARIN YAMAHA

CAME IN WITH HER DOG MARGRETA CRACK. "THERE ARE NO DOGS
ALLOWED IN HERE." BUFFY SAID.

"OH I AM NOT A DOG MY NAME IS MARGRETA CRACK MY FRIEND
GILLIGAN
PASUSSHI IS A WITCH AND SHE GOT MAD AT ME BECAUSE I CALLED KARIN EVIL AND TURNED ME INTO A DOG

AND WE CAME HERE TO SEE IF YOU HAD ANYTHING TO TURN ME BACK."
"BUT I KIND OF LIKE HER AS A DOG."

KARIN SAID. "WELL WE MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING OVER HERE" BUFFY SAID

BUT SHE LOOKED CONFUSED.

"UM MARGRETA CRACK HUH I KNOW I'VE HEARD THAT NAME BEFORE."
"WELL I'VE HAVE SENT MANY
A FAN MAIL TO YOU PROFESSING

MY LOVE TO YOU. OH YA CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH? THEN BUFFY
SAID " SURE IF YOU LEAVE NOW

CAUSE THERE IS A FLEA ON YOUR NOSE." KARINS FACE LIT UP " FLEA
WHERE?" THEN SHE LOOKED AT

MARGRETA. "OH THAT KIND OF FLEA. DAMN YOU!!!! I THOUGHT U MEANT
THE FLEA." " SO IT LOOKS LIKE WE DON'T

HAVE ANYTHING TO TURN YOU BACK INTO A PERSON. SORRY." WILLOW
SAID. "OK WE'LL LOOK SOMEWHERE ELSE THANKS." SAID MARGRETA . THEN THEY LEFT . AS THEY WALKED DOWN THE STREET
THEY NOTICED THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON THEY HAD EVER SEEN.
WHEN SHE WALKED IT SEEMED AS IF SHE WAS FLOATING.

THE CLOTHES SHE WAS WEARING LOOKED VERY EXPENSIVE.
THEN SHE
DROPPED SOME KIND OF CARD. KARIN STOPPED AND PICKED IT UP AND GLANCED AT IT. IT SAID ALISA MCSHOE-LING DOG CATCHER.
DOM DOM DOM. THEN KARIN HAD A BRILLIANT IDEA..."OH ALISA"

SHE SAID "YOU DROPPED THIS". "OH THANK YOU" SAID ALISA. AND SHE
TURNED TO WALK AWAY WHEN KARIN STOPPED HER AND

SAID "OH BY THE WAY I FOUND THIS DOG HERE AND I DON'T
KNOW WHAT
TO DO WITH IT." "OH WELL IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT I AM A DOG CATCHER AND I CAN TAKE HIM OFF YOUR HANDS HE HE HE" ALISA SAID "OH OK TAKE HER." SHE SAID KIND OF EVILY YET NOT." SO

ALISA MCSHOE-LING AND MARGRETA CRACK WALKED DOWN
THE ROAD
TILL THEY GOT TO ALISA'S MERCADES DOG CATCHIN MOBILE. LATER THAT DAY A LITTLE GIRL NAMED STEFANIE GIBBONS AND

HER GRANDFATHER CASIDY TOOK MARGRETA AND MOVED BACK TO
NORTH YEMON AND THANKS TO KARIN YAMAHA GENIUS

PLAN STAYED A DOG FOREVER. LATER THAT WEEK ALISA, KARIN, AND
GILLIGAN ALL GOT DRUNK ON APPLE CIDER AND STAGGERED ALL THE WAY HOME.

THE END