*~*
(a/n-this
is the last part of this particual story…I think.)
Merton,
Lori, Cass, and I stood waiting for Cally to unfreeze the first batch. She took
two deep breaths then muttered something under her breath. All around us movie
cameras and lights seemed to appear out of thin air. Then people started
appearing too.
"Just
incase anyone passes by." She explained. "this way they might think that
someone's filming a movie. Ok, get ready. Isusefa"
there
were seven flashes and Jar Jar, Trans, and the three kids came to life.
"remember
we've gotta make them agree, or we've gotta pin 'em down." Said Cass. She put
on a fixed smile and looked at the characters. "Listen, we've got a bit of a
problem. You guys don't exactly belong here."
"Mesa
miss Anikan and Amidala." Jar Jar Binks started up. "Mesa no like it here. I
rather be in the Gungeon City 'dan here."
"we
can arrange that." Merton stepped forward. "Do you agree?"
Not
being very smart, Jar Jar agreed to Cally to send him back to his card board
state. I turned to Trans who looked
dazed and slightly angry. She looked at me and bit her lip.
"This
isn't Andromeda." She said in her light voice. "and I don't see Harper or
Captain Valentine."
"we
can get you back there." I said. "How 'bout it?"
"Where's
that other guy?"
"Jar
Jar?" I asked. "He's back on Naboo where he belongs."
"Fine,
but you'd better send me back to Andromeda." She said testily.
"I
know I must reverse a mistake, please send them back to their original state" Cally
said quickly. Trans became 2D once again. We had more of a problem with the
three Allan Strange kids, but we overpowered them. Lori, Merton and I held them
to the ground while Cally read the spell. We piled the three Boards over by a
tree while Cally and Merton carried out the X-team, Batman, a Klingon, and the
three Borg. It was the team from the old cartoon X-men: Evolution (a/n- the
reason I say old is because this is 2005, so who knows, maybe it'll be off the
air then. I don't know, so I'm making assumptions. Just so we all know, I love that
show…it shall live forever).
"Shadowcat
isn't going to be easy." Warned Merton. "Remember she can walk through objects,
and people. You won't be able to hold her for long before she phases through
you." He made a face. "Again, I ask what we did to deserve this?"
"Tommy,
you take the Klingon and Batman, Cass and I'll get the X-men and Merton…you can
handle the Borg." Lori looked smug giving out the last order.
"I've
seen Star Trek y'know." He muttered. "If I end up as part of a collective, I'll
make sure to assimilate you as soon as possible."
"I'm
releasing them." Said Cally.
More
light flashed as they started to move. The Borg snapped right into normal Borg
behavior.
"Resistance
is futile." They droned together. "You will be assimilated."
"Like
hell." Merton smiled pleasantly at them and then delivered a kick in the
stomach to one. I looked at my two foes whom were both looking around.
"What'd
you do?" Batman asked shortly. "This ain't Gothom. Wait you must be working
with Ink!"
"Ok."
I wasn't going to disagree, seeing as I never watched Batman Beyond and didn't
know whom Ink was (A/N- and as you can tell I can't spell her name). Well about
five seconds later I decided that Ink must be a bad guy because batman lunged
at me. The Klingon saw the fight starting and didn't even try to negotiate. All
he said was, "Today is a good day to die." Then he rushed into the fight with
some sort of double bladed weapon. Batman's fist
connected with my nose and I stumbled backward. I felt the tingle under my skin
telling me I was going to wolf out, and to tell you the truth; I truly didn't
mind it at the point. When I regained my balance the two characters stepped
back for a moment. Then the Klingon decided he'd seen weirder things in the
universe and came at me again.
This,
I decided, was not going to be easy.
As
I was fighting them I noticed something. The Klingon only had one eye. And he
must've been old, even by Star Trek standards.
'I'm
getting beaten by a one eyed old man' I thought while dodging a kick. 'I must
be getting slow'.
I
backed Batman into a tree. Lori was next to me trying to punch Shadowcat. She
noticed me and caught m eye making a motion of hitting her head. I didn't get
it at first but then it clicked. I nodded back to her, and she counted silently
to three. At three we knocked Batman and Shadowcat's heads together. They made
a satisfying thump and fell to the ground.
"Cally!"
Lori yelled. The witch dodged through the fights. She bent down next to us and
said the spell over the bodies.
"I've
gotta go help Merton. The Borg adapted to his kicks." She hurried away.
With
out Batman distracting me the one eyed Klingon was easy to take out. I knocked
his two bladed weapon out of his hands and then nailed him to the ground.
"I've
been honored to fight against you." He said before Cally vanquished him. "I am
general Martock. We shall meet again I hope."
"Tommy
help!" I turned, hearing Cass's weak cry. She was lying on the ground shaking
madly.
"Cass
what happened?" I ran over to her.
"They're
all alive. Something made them all come alive!" she gasping.
"No,
what happened to you?" I asked again.
"Rogue
touched me." She wasn't shaking as much now. "Help me up."
We
both stared after she was off the ground. The whole park was filled with TV and
movie characters. It was, in effect, total chaos. On the plus side, a lot of
them were taking them selves out for us. The Andalite had just taken
five people down with the flat of its tail blade. One the minus side Cass and I
heard two people behind us.
"Tim
it's the wolf-man!" Upon hearing this I groaned loudly. "And he snuck onto a
movie set too!"
Cass
smacked her forehead in annoyance. We both turned to face TnT at the same time.
"A
wolf-girl too!" said Travis. "GET THEM!"
Amazingly
the jumped the fence and started after us. Lori and Merton looked and saw them
in pursuit.
"Go
on!" yelled Merton. "Get away from them, then come back."
We
nodded and started out of the park.
"After
all these years." Cass said turning down an ally. "They STILL haven't gotten
over their little obsession?"
"Obviously
not." I lifted her up a fire escape. "Get up to the roof. If they follow us
there's another one going down on the other side that they probably won't
find."
Up
on the roof I watched TnT go down the other corner. They had no idea where we were, but then they usually
didn't.
"Cass,
c'mon." I started back towards the escape
"TnT
are getting smarter." She said looking over the roof. "They doubled back around
when we couldn't see them. We're gonna be up here until they leave."
"Oh
really?" I asked grinning.
"Really."
She grinned back smothering a giggle.
~
TnT
gave up on Cass and I coming down about an hour later, but by then we weren't
thinking about coming down for awhile anyway
~
"You
people left us to take out thirty more evil people, not to mention two
immortals." Merton was trying his hardest to look angry. "Where were you? We
saw TnT walking down the street ninety minutes later, and you guys still
weren't back."
Cass
and I just shrugged, smiling.
"Well?"
asked Merton.
"None
of your damn business." Cass closed the subject. "Anyway, at least you beat the
guys, right?"
"Could've
used your help!" said Merton.
"We're
sorry." I said,
"Whatever."
Merton started getting histrionic. "We're down there getting our asses kicked
an you're probably up on some roof or something shagging!"
I
looked at Cass. She burst out laughing and I followed suit.
"I
give up." He scowled and became serious again. "Cally and I are leaving for
Europe in three weeks. Coming?"
"You
know it." Cass shook Merton's hand sealing the deal.
~
(A/n-
the end. I've got the plot for the next adventure all planed out. Picture King
Arthur's court with one minor difference…Cass is the queen. There's more to it,
but you'll have to read it to find out.)
