Wee I don't own Gundum wing...or FF7...but I do own Gin_Oni so help me goddess!
On with the insanity Yay
Heero: I will destroy everyone in the world but you Duo *said in monotone death voice, but with a merry twinkle in his eyes*
Duo: awwww thanks Heero, I love you too
*the two kiss insanely*
Relina: Heeeerooo! I've found you Heero!
* A bead of sweat drips down the side of Heero's head and he sighs* I could have used the Gundum on her but no....
Duo: He's mine you sleazy peace loving HO!
*Relina and Duo start to catfight, Relina clawing Duo's eyes while Duo yanks on her hair*
Relina: Skanky bitch
Duo: pale skinny Ho! I bet your tits are as fake as your Dad was
Relina: WHY YOU! I'm gonna get Heero to kick your skinny ass!
Duo: He's with me you god damn blond!
*Relina fumes at this and returns with Dorothy to help her *
Dorothy: HAHAHA I'm a rightwing homophobic bitch and have funny eyebrows like Trez...
*Duo and Heero both sweatdrop at this*
*Suddenly a white haired form and a silver hair form appear behind the two annoying bitches and one promptly slices Dorothy's head off while the other shoves a Naginata through Relina's chest cavity*
Sephy : NO FAIR you said I got Relina!
Author/Gin : When you write it, you can kill who you choose, now do you want me to take you leather bar hopping or not?
Sephy: Yes ma'am
Author: Good boy, now help me clean up the mess
*the Author and Sephy proceed to clean up the blood and stuff while Duo and Heero go back to making out*
*Sephy sniffles* I want my Cloud Strife *he pouts*
Author: Awwww we'll pick him up on the way to the bar I promise
Sephy: *sniff* Okay...
Duo and Heero: Can we come too?
Author: Sure! Hey, we just happen to have two extra chocobos
Chocobos: Wark Warkk?
Author: No they don't have any cigarettes, what have I told you damn birds about smoking!?!
*Suddenly Trowa and Quatra show up in their leather duds*
Quarta doing his big eye routine : PLEASSEEE Miss. GIN! PLEAAASE can we go huh huh can weee pleaasee?
Author: Alright, but if we wanna get going we better do it now before they close *checks her watch and flicks her ears back and forth*
*The author, Trowa, Quatra, Duo, Heero, Sephy, and out of no where Cloud strife all hop on the backs of their chocobos and head out to the various leather bars the author knows of, plotting who else to kill
Cloud hopping up and down: OOO OOO PLEASE LET IT BE AERIS AND TIFA
Author: Sure thing my pointy haired amigo!