Author's Note (AN:) Hello! I'm Lita's Moonsalt (yes, I know it's spelled Moonsault)
West Side Story has gone WWF! This is placed in New York, and for those of you that have never read or seen "West Side Story" it's like Romeo and Juliet. Only in the 'ghetto' of New York in the 1950s. Right, now let's meet the cast members! Oh and these 'Gangs' aren't quite accurate since sometimes these people hate each other and then they are friends so heck with them, they're in a fic together like it or not! Ahem...
THE JETS (one gang; their rival is the Sharks)
Riff - Jeff Hardy
Tony - Matt Hardy (who else?)
Action - Kane
Ice - Undertaker
A-rab - Kurt Angle
Baby John - Y2J (Chris Jericho)
Other Gang members - The Dudleys (with Spike), The Rock, Chris Benoit
THE PEOPLE ASSOCIATED WITH THE JETS (girlfriends, etc.)
Velma -Chyna
Gratziella - Molly Holly
Anybodys - Ivory
THE SHARKS -
Bernardo - HHH
Pepe - Stone Cold Steve Austin
Indio - Edge
Chino - Dean Malenko
Luis - Perry Saturn
Loco - Christian
Other gang members - "The One" Billy Gunn, The Goodfather, Steven Richards, Val Venis
PEOPLE ASSOCIATED WITH THE SHARKS
Maria - Lita
Consuelo - Debra
Anita - Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley
Rosalia - Trish
OTHER PEOPLE
Doc - Mick Foley
Lt. Schrank - Vince McMahon
Officer Krupke - Shane
And now, the Fanfiction.net premiere of
***************************** WWF West Side Story *********************
They walked over the pavement, not apologizing to a group of boys when they interrupted their basketball game. No one messed with the Jets. Everyone knew that. No one ever messed with them, either. Until the Sharks came.
Kane gave the kids a dirty look and the Undertaker pushed him along. The boys walked around until they ran into HHH.
Jeff looked at the Undertaker and Kane then back at Triple H and smirked. He jerked his head and walked in that direction. The gang walked off except for D-Von and the Undertaker. They walked behind him and made kissing noises.
They walked ahead of HHH. D-Von his hand on the Undertaker's shoulder and made a fist with his other hand.
They looked at HHH, laughed and walked away.
Triple H walked fast down the sidewalk until he was sure he wasn't being followed. He pounded his fist on the wall. HHH started to snap and walked down the sidewalk. Soon Edge and Stone Cold were walking beside him. They walked through alleys until they met with Chris Jericho and Kurt Angle who were taking a snikers bar from a candy stand.
Triple H, knowing the two boys were outnumbered, took the snikers and motioned Y2J and Angle forward. The two cautiously walked forward.
"Hey Jet,"
"Hey, Hey Jet boy."
HHH, Stone Cold and Edge made calls at the two Jets until they rounded a corner and all the other Jets stood and eyed the 3 Sharks.
Angle smiled, took the candy bar, and gestured them forward.
The Jets ran after them until the Sharks ran away.
Walking triumphantly down the streets, they scared off Christian, Perry Saturn, and Dean Malenko and RTC.
The Jets walked down to some basketball courts and took a ball. Jeff passed it to the Undertaker, who passed it to Kane, who passed back to Jeff. Kane missed, however, and the ball went into the hands of HHH.
The Jets gathered around Jeff, and the Sharks gathered around HHH.
"C'mon." Jeff said holding out his hand.
HHH bounced the ball to Jeff and walked away.
However, Kane stayed behind and tripped Perry Saturn.
Kane gave a gesture that said, mockingly, he was sorry.
Perry spat at him. It hit Kane in the back of the neck. He turned around and lunged at Saturn.
Billy Gunn ran to Saturn's aid and pulled Kane off of him. They stared to walk away when Kane tripped them. Gunn decided this was enough and started to punch Kane. Kane narrowly dodged his punches and ran to join the other Jets.
Meanwhile...
Jericho took a paint brush and somehow got safely into Shark territory. He would pay dearly for it though.
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Jericho felt eyes upon him and looked up. Sure enough, HHH was sitting on top of the brick fence. Y2J looked to the left. That side was covered by Stone Cold. They tried to run to the right, but that exit was covered by Edge. RTC (minus Ivory) closed in around him. In a desperate attempt to escape, he swiped his paintbrush on The Goodfather's face and ran. Y2J ran to the basketball courts as fast as he could.
This however was not fast enough. The Sharks caught him and slashed his right cheek with a knife.
"JETS! JETS!" he screamed.
One by one the Jets came into the basketball court and stared to beat up the sharks.
Jeff did a Twist Of Fate on Perry Saturn, Billy Gunn did a DDT on D-Von, The Rock did a Rock Bottom on Val Venis, and Stone Cold a Stunner on Kurt Angle.
Finally Vince and Shane came running out and tried to break up the two gangs.
"Come on! Break it up!" The two McMahon's finally got the two gangs separated.
"Jericho, come 'ere." Vince said. He made Y2J face the Sharks.
"Which one of the boys cut ya?"
Jeff tapped Vince on the shoulder. "We...uh...have a suspicion that the job was done by an announcer."
"Two!"
"At the very least!"
"Yeah!" The Jets shouted
"Impossible!" Vince shouted.
"In the WWF, anything is possible." HHH told Vince.
"All right. Listen up. All of ya! You losers don't own these streets! And there will be no more fighting on my beat! And if I catch any of ya, brawling on my territory, I'll personalty beat the shit out of each and every one of you! Are there any questions?"
"Yeah," Triple H said. "Could you say that in Spanish?"
"You get outta here, Triple H." Vince gave him a mean look.
HHH nodded and walked away. The Sharks followed him.
Jeff pulled the Jets into a huddle.
"Boys," Vince stared turning towards the Jets. "Guys, I'm for you! I want this place cleaned up, and you can do it for me. So make nice with the Sharks."
Vince saw that none of the guys were listening and pulled Angle around. "I said nice! Get it?" he yelled. Still no one listened.
"Say Good-bye to the nice boys, Shane." Vince said walking off, angered.
"Good-bye boys." Shane grinned and walked after his dad.
"Good-bye boys." Bubba Ray mimicked.
"You losers don't own the streets." Kane said, repeating what Vince told them.
"Go play in the park." Bubba Ray said
"Keep off the grass." The Rock added
"Keep off the streets." Chris Benoit put in.
"Keep off the world! A gang that don't own a piece of street is nothin!" Kane shouted
"We do own it!" Jeff yelled. "Come on Jets, round up."
They walked into an alley.
'Not you Ivory, beat it."
Ivory moved to the front of the line of boys. "Aw, come on Jeff! I'm a killer! A smash!"
"How else is she gonna get a guy to touch her?" Angle joked.
Ivory was about to hit Angle. "The road little girl, the road!" Jeff told her. Ivory spat and then left.
The boys laughed then gathered around Jeff.
"Now, what's your mood Jets?"
"I say submission match!"
"I say hell in a cell!"
"I say no holds barred!"
"I say we forget the whole thing." Y2J said nursing the cut on his cheek.
"What?" Kane asked moving towards Jericho. The undertaker stopped him.
"What do you say Jeff?" he asked.
"I say that this piece a land is small. But it's all we got! I want to fight for it like we always did. With skin. But he they say hell in a cell, I say it. If they say submission, I say it. I say I want the Jets to be the number one!" Jeff roared. The Jets agreed.
"So protocality calls for a war council between the Jets and the Sharks." Jeff announced.
"You gotta take a Lt. with ya." The Rock reminded Jeff.
"That's me." Kane told Jeff.
"That's Matt." Jeff snapped
"He don't belong no more!"
"Now cut it Kane! Matt's got a rep bigger than WWF champions." Jeff told him.
"How come he takes a lousy stinkin job?" Kane spat
"Youth board corrupted him." Benoit joked.
"Yeah! Temporary sickness!"
"Man, you remember those fists they day we clobbered the Radicalz?" Undertaker smiled
"He saved my neck!" Jericho put in.
"Sure! He'll do it again too! Matt's a part of us, and he always will be!" Jeff said.
"When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way from your first debut to your last dying day! When you're a Jet let them do what they can, you've got brothers around, You're a family man!" Jeff waked around as all the Jets listened.
"You're never alone, you're never disconnected, you're home with your own when company's expected, you're well protected! Then you are set with a capital 'J' which you'll never forget. till they cart you away, when you're a Jet, you, stay a Jet!" Jeff told the Jets then started to walk out of that alley.
"Where are you going to find Triple H? It ain't safe to go to Shark territory." Angle reminded.
"The dance tonight at the gym." Jeff said.
"But the gym's neutral territory!" Bubba Ray exclaimed.
"I'm gonna be nice Bubba Ray! I'm only gonna challenge him!"
"Good idea Jeff." The Undertaker complemented.
"So meet Matt and me at the gym at ten. And walk tall!"
"We always walk tall!"
"Were Jets!"
"The greatest!"
"When you're a Jet, you're a top cat in town, you're a gold medal kid," Angle beamed at D-Von's words. "With the heavyweight belt"
"When you're a Jet you're the sexiest thing, little boy you're man, little man, you're a king!" Undertaker told them.
"The Jets are in gear, our cylinder's are clicking', The Shark'll steer clear, cause every one of them is a lousy chicken!"
The Jets minus Jeff walked down the streets.
"Here come the Jets like a bat outta hell, someone gets in our way, someone don't feel so well! Here come the jets little world step aside, better go underground, better run, better hide!" They all said walking down the sidewalk
"We're hangin a sign, says 'Visitors Forbidden' and we ain't kiddin! here come the Jets,"
"Yeah!"
"And we're gonna beat every last f*cking gang on the whole f*ckin street. On the whole buggin ever lovin street! YEAH!"
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Ok, I know, it suck so far. So what? It'll get better, I promise.
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Luv Alwayz,
Lita's Moonsault