Disclaimer: I dont own Dbz, so dont rub it in *sobs* BUT I DO OWN GOHAN!!! MUAW HA HA!! But Gohan is the name of my puppy, I dont own Gokus hot son, Gohan. *sobs miserably*
Authors Note: Thank you all for those nice reviews I truly apperciate it! =) for those of you who asked, here it is!
Vegeta was outside training all of his body with one goal in his mind: To beat kakarotto.
"The day will soon be here, Kakarotto!! I will beat you!!" Vegeta laughed to himself. About 10 yards away, Trunks was sitting down, watching his father make a fool of himself.
He rolled his eyes."Father? Can I please train with--"
"NO!" Vegeta interupted."You'll only get in my way. Besides, I dont want to train with a squirrel feeding moron."
"ONE TIME! I DID THAT ONE TIME!" Trunks growled.
Just then Bulma went outside," Hey guys, I just got off the phone with Goku. It seems he wants to train with the both of you right now. And he said--" She was cut off by the rushing wind and dust that came after Vegeta and Trunks left. When the dust cleared, Bulma was standing there with her hair all messed up and her face all dirty.
"--that he had a special attack for you....."finished Bulma.
~*~
"Ok, now they'll be here soon. We must act normal so that they dont suspect anything, ok?" Goku whispered to his eleven-year old. Gohan nodded, then he looked at the Great Dane sleeping soundly on the floor.
"All we hafta do is wait....'' He whispered.
~Five Minutes later~
Vegeta bust open the door, "KAKAROTTO!!!" he yelled at the top of his lungs.
Goku's eyes widened from the top of the refridgerator. "Vegeta...please" Goku whispered.Vegeta turned to look at Goku and Gohan on top of the refridgerator. Trunks looked from behind Vegeta.
"Kakarotto? What are you doing up there??!" yelled the Impatient Vegeta. Suddenly, the Great Dane's ears shot up. It lifted his head and glared at Vegeta and Trunks. Vegeta sweatdropped and turned to Trunks.
"Do you get the feeling somethings looking at us?" He asked his son. Trunks nodded and turned to where the Great Dane was.
The dog growled as it got up and raced towards Vegeta and Trunks.Vegeta looked at the dog and smirked,
"IS THIS SOME KINDA STUPID JOKE, KAKAROTTO??? THIS STUPID MUTT, IS YOUR SURPRISE??" He yelled. Trunks sorta jumped behind Vegeta to protect himself, just in case. Vegeta laughed as he lifted his foot in the air ( like hes gonna kick).
"Vegeta!!!!" Goku gasped. ::Things sorta switch in slow motion:: "DDDDDDOOOOOOONNNNNNNTTTTT!!!!!!!!" yelled Goku as he jumped off the fridge in order to stop Vegeta. Trunks moved back as Vegeta swung his leg at the dog. The Great Dane growled and slobbered everywhere as it lept torwards Vegeta. As Vegeta was about to hit the dog, Goku had tackled him and brought him torwards the ground. ::Things go back to normal motion:: Trunks fell under Goku and Vegeta and yelped.
"OW!!!" Vegeta cried out. "WHAT WAS THAT FOR!!?" Just before Goku was about to answer, The Great Dane shut its mouth on Gokus butt.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! LET GO!! OW, SOME ONE GET IF OFF OF ME!!!!!!!!!!!!" Goku cried jumping up and down. Vegeta looked at Goku and rolled his eyes. Trunks sat up with his father sitting right in front of him. Gohan watched his father from the top of the refridgator.
"DADDY!" He yelled as he jumped off and tackled the Great Dane. The dog lost its grip on Gokus butt and hit the floor. Gohan jumped off the dog and ran behind The-in-pain Goku. Goku rubbed his behind as hard as he could. Trunks watched as Gohan blushed at his Fathers predicament.
"IS THIS SOME SORTA TRICK, KAKAROTTO?!?!" Vegeta yelled. Goku shook his head as he ran out to the bathroom.
"No, Vegeta-san. My mom got us a dog and it turns out that it was this beast. " Gohan said as he pointed to the ground where the dog was laying. To his surprise and to all the others, the dog wasnt there.
"Huh??"
~At the bathroom~
Goku shut the door and ran to the tub. That morning Chichi had been mopping and she left the bucket of foamy soap in there. Goku tripped over Chichi's shoe and his face hit the inside of the bucket. His body quickly rose and then hit the ground.
~Back to the future, or just the kitchen~
" Where did it go?" Gohan asked himself as he was looking for their 'friendly' pet. Vegeta 'hmped' and walked to the corner. He turned to the side and then his eyes nearly bulged out.
"Kakarotto?" He asked.
Gohans head shot up."Whats wrong Vegeta??" He asked as he walked up to the Sayian Prince.
Trunks ran up behind Gohan. "Dad?" He asked as he looked at his father. Vegeta started backing up slowly.
Gohan followed Vegeta's eyes into the hallway, then his eyes widened, "DADDY HAS RABIES!!!!" He cried out as he ran away. Goku was coming out of the Hallway, with foamy soap all over his face. His jaw was aching so bad, because he hit the bucket with it. Goku mumbled something, but the 3 sayains couldnt understand him one bit. Trunks yelled as he ran away from Goku, Into the kitchen. Inside, there was the Great Dane, waiting patiently for his target, which turned out to be Trunks. The dog leapted from behind the drawer and bit Trunks on the leg.
"OWIE!!!LET GO, YOU DUMB MUTT!!!!!" Trunks said as he ran into the drawerss, trying to get the dog off. "YOU'RE RUINING MY SKIN!! IM GOING TO HAVE UGLY SCARS ALL OVER MY LEG!!!!!" realizing this, Trunks' eyes widened. He quickly got a meat tenderizer and started to beat the dog with it. The dog yelped and quickly let go and ran off to Vegeta.
"OH NO YOU DONT!! YOU THINK YOU CAN GET OFF THAT EASILY??? AFTER RUINING MY LEG? YOURE AS GOOD AS DEAD, MUTT!!!" Trunks yelled as he ran after the dog, beating it with the tenderizer over and over again.
~*~
Will the horror ever end???? Whats to become of Goku and Gohan and Trunks and Vegeta and the dog??? Will Trunks' leg ever get better? Plz r & r!! Sorry if I made this too long ^-^;
Ja Ne
Authors Note: Thank you all for those nice reviews I truly apperciate it! =) for those of you who asked, here it is!
Vegeta was outside training all of his body with one goal in his mind: To beat kakarotto.
"The day will soon be here, Kakarotto!! I will beat you!!" Vegeta laughed to himself. About 10 yards away, Trunks was sitting down, watching his father make a fool of himself.
He rolled his eyes."Father? Can I please train with--"
"NO!" Vegeta interupted."You'll only get in my way. Besides, I dont want to train with a squirrel feeding moron."
"ONE TIME! I DID THAT ONE TIME!" Trunks growled.
Just then Bulma went outside," Hey guys, I just got off the phone with Goku. It seems he wants to train with the both of you right now. And he said--" She was cut off by the rushing wind and dust that came after Vegeta and Trunks left. When the dust cleared, Bulma was standing there with her hair all messed up and her face all dirty.
"--that he had a special attack for you....."finished Bulma.
~*~
"Ok, now they'll be here soon. We must act normal so that they dont suspect anything, ok?" Goku whispered to his eleven-year old. Gohan nodded, then he looked at the Great Dane sleeping soundly on the floor.
"All we hafta do is wait....'' He whispered.
~Five Minutes later~
Vegeta bust open the door, "KAKAROTTO!!!" he yelled at the top of his lungs.
Goku's eyes widened from the top of the refridgerator. "Vegeta...please" Goku whispered.Vegeta turned to look at Goku and Gohan on top of the refridgerator. Trunks looked from behind Vegeta.
"Kakarotto? What are you doing up there??!" yelled the Impatient Vegeta. Suddenly, the Great Dane's ears shot up. It lifted his head and glared at Vegeta and Trunks. Vegeta sweatdropped and turned to Trunks.
"Do you get the feeling somethings looking at us?" He asked his son. Trunks nodded and turned to where the Great Dane was.
The dog growled as it got up and raced towards Vegeta and Trunks.Vegeta looked at the dog and smirked,
"IS THIS SOME KINDA STUPID JOKE, KAKAROTTO??? THIS STUPID MUTT, IS YOUR SURPRISE??" He yelled. Trunks sorta jumped behind Vegeta to protect himself, just in case. Vegeta laughed as he lifted his foot in the air ( like hes gonna kick).
"Vegeta!!!!" Goku gasped. ::Things sorta switch in slow motion:: "DDDDDDOOOOOOONNNNNNNTTTTT!!!!!!!!" yelled Goku as he jumped off the fridge in order to stop Vegeta. Trunks moved back as Vegeta swung his leg at the dog. The Great Dane growled and slobbered everywhere as it lept torwards Vegeta. As Vegeta was about to hit the dog, Goku had tackled him and brought him torwards the ground. ::Things go back to normal motion:: Trunks fell under Goku and Vegeta and yelped.
"OW!!!" Vegeta cried out. "WHAT WAS THAT FOR!!?" Just before Goku was about to answer, The Great Dane shut its mouth on Gokus butt.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! LET GO!! OW, SOME ONE GET IF OFF OF ME!!!!!!!!!!!!" Goku cried jumping up and down. Vegeta looked at Goku and rolled his eyes. Trunks sat up with his father sitting right in front of him. Gohan watched his father from the top of the refridgator.
"DADDY!" He yelled as he jumped off and tackled the Great Dane. The dog lost its grip on Gokus butt and hit the floor. Gohan jumped off the dog and ran behind The-in-pain Goku. Goku rubbed his behind as hard as he could. Trunks watched as Gohan blushed at his Fathers predicament.
"IS THIS SOME SORTA TRICK, KAKAROTTO?!?!" Vegeta yelled. Goku shook his head as he ran out to the bathroom.
"No, Vegeta-san. My mom got us a dog and it turns out that it was this beast. " Gohan said as he pointed to the ground where the dog was laying. To his surprise and to all the others, the dog wasnt there.
"Huh??"
~At the bathroom~
Goku shut the door and ran to the tub. That morning Chichi had been mopping and she left the bucket of foamy soap in there. Goku tripped over Chichi's shoe and his face hit the inside of the bucket. His body quickly rose and then hit the ground.
~Back to the future, or just the kitchen~
" Where did it go?" Gohan asked himself as he was looking for their 'friendly' pet. Vegeta 'hmped' and walked to the corner. He turned to the side and then his eyes nearly bulged out.
"Kakarotto?" He asked.
Gohans head shot up."Whats wrong Vegeta??" He asked as he walked up to the Sayian Prince.
Trunks ran up behind Gohan. "Dad?" He asked as he looked at his father. Vegeta started backing up slowly.
Gohan followed Vegeta's eyes into the hallway, then his eyes widened, "DADDY HAS RABIES!!!!" He cried out as he ran away. Goku was coming out of the Hallway, with foamy soap all over his face. His jaw was aching so bad, because he hit the bucket with it. Goku mumbled something, but the 3 sayains couldnt understand him one bit. Trunks yelled as he ran away from Goku, Into the kitchen. Inside, there was the Great Dane, waiting patiently for his target, which turned out to be Trunks. The dog leapted from behind the drawer and bit Trunks on the leg.
"OWIE!!!LET GO, YOU DUMB MUTT!!!!!" Trunks said as he ran into the drawerss, trying to get the dog off. "YOU'RE RUINING MY SKIN!! IM GOING TO HAVE UGLY SCARS ALL OVER MY LEG!!!!!" realizing this, Trunks' eyes widened. He quickly got a meat tenderizer and started to beat the dog with it. The dog yelped and quickly let go and ran off to Vegeta.
"OH NO YOU DONT!! YOU THINK YOU CAN GET OFF THAT EASILY??? AFTER RUINING MY LEG? YOURE AS GOOD AS DEAD, MUTT!!!" Trunks yelled as he ran after the dog, beating it with the tenderizer over and over again.
~*~
Will the horror ever end???? Whats to become of Goku and Gohan and Trunks and Vegeta and the dog??? Will Trunks' leg ever get better? Plz r & r!! Sorry if I made this too long ^-^;
Ja Ne