Untitled Magi Nation-Slayers Fusion
Chapter One: The Cave
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Another fic....this time, it's an AU fusion with Magi Nation, a semi-anime rpg, but doesn't go with the story line for the most part. Most stuff will be explained as the fic progresess, and if you need additional info, please go to www.magi-nation.com for more info. Some items I made up. Actually, a lot was made up, like chants, spells, ect. Surprise couple! If I tell you it would be a spoiler.^^ I might warn you later, but don't assume it's one couple right away, because you may be wrong!!. Enjoy.
Three kids, one, a spikey-haired kid about 14 who dressed like a skater with a shirt that had a dragon motif in flames, a pair of kaki Lee Pipes zipoff jeans that hadn't even been zipped off in the burning 92F degree weather, and a pair of Vans; another who was considerably younger with the facial qualities as the brown-haired kid forementioned, but he was red-headed, and wore a pair of faded blue jeans with an old Lucky White Shirt; and the last one a red-headed and ruby-eyed girl wearing board shorts with a red shirt with a yellow striped motif on it with the words "Old Navy" on it who looked younger than she was, but also wore a black bandana; where all standing before a cave with a massive cave's entry that was way too dark to see into.
"Woah....so this is the cave, huh?" the older brown-haired kid asked.
"Yeah, no da. I bet it feels reeeeeeeal cool in there..." the smallest of the three replied, faning himself with his hands to show emphasis and vainly try to cool himself off.
"Dude, we shouldn't go in there..." the red-headed girl said.
"Chicken!" the littler kid crowed, folding his arms and tucking his fingers into his armpits and flapping them like wings, clucking like a chicken."Lina is a chicken! Lina is a chicken!"
"Hey, Leon! Would you mind shutting your little brother up?!" he girl cried.
"Heheh! Lil' Lance here burned ya! Dude, that's pretty fuckin' pathetic..."
"Not as bad as gettin' burned by--..." the girl in red paused as he stared off behind them into the forest.
"Huh? Lina? What's up? Is there--oh." Leon saw what Lina was looking at.
Two guys stood a few meters away, one a tall long-haired blonde with Hawaiian surfer shorts and a navy blue tank top, and the other strange-looking guy just barely shorter than the other and wore baggy kakkis, a long-sleeved shirt with gloves and a vest, his metalic-lavender hair falling into his eyes. The reason why the latter was considered strange-looking was because his blue-hued skin and the pebbles that littered his face and possibly other places.
"Who're you?" Leon asked incrediously.
"You guys new here?" Lina added.
The strange boy spoke up."Yeah, I'm Zelgadiss, Zelgadiss Graywords."
"And I'm Gourry Gabriev!" the blonde stated cheerfuly.
"Smellgadiss Gaywords and Pourry Mabriev, huh?" Leon asked.
"Heh...." Lina snickered a bit.
Zelgadiss's eyebrow twitched."No, it's Zelgadiss Graywords...."
"Yeah, and my name is Gourry Gabriev!" Gourry said, confused at why Leon had got his name mixed up.
"Shuddup, chimera-freak's friend and chimera-freak! From now on, those are yer new names!" he snapped.
"... ... ..." Zelgadiss didn't like these guys at all, and grumbled a bit. His and Gourry's family, the Gabrievs, had been close for generations, but strangely enough had never been REAL family after all the years. They had just moved into Zefelia, a nice, quiet town, but had just met some of the biggest losers in town. But Gourry seemed to like them.
"So, what's in that cave, anyways? Sumpthin' special?" Baka Friendly Gourry-kun asked with a smile as he peered behind the three into the cave.
Lance smirked."Hey Leon-onesan, I got 'n idea..."
"What?"
Lance got on his tippy-toes and started to wisper into Leon's ear.
Lina advanced on the two to try and listen to the conversation."What, what?! I wanna hear, too!!"
"Hey, hey! This is a private conversation! Go away!" Leon said.
Lina muttered something, backed away, and folded her arms. Zelgadiss smirked. Serves her right for hanging out with these retards...
The two brothers parted, snickering."Okay, then," Leon started,"If you don't like your new names, you can have your old ones back...IF..."
"...If...?" Zelgadiss repeated.
"If you go into this cave here and get us a crystal, we'll call you by your old names." Lance answered.
"And WHY was this conversation closed off to me...?" Lina muttered.
"Uhh, okay, sure!!" Gourry cheerfuly obliged.
"Tch, no way." Zelgadiss said.
"Let's go, Gourry." He turned to leave, but then--
"CHIC-KEN!!!" Lance crowed even louder than before."Bock-bock, bu-COCK!!"
Zelgadiss spun around. "Fine. You're on. It'll be easy." Zelgadiss answered, and walked over to the cave's shadowy entrance as Gourry wimpered a bit."C'mon, Gou. Unless you're too scared and want to be called 'Pourry Mabriev' like some fruity hick-yuppy for the rest of your life."
"I-I'm not scared!!" Gourry stammered and ran after Zelgadiss into the cave.
As soon as the three were out of sight, the two boys snickered."What a pair of loosers!" Leon sneered.
"Yeah! Lahoo-saher!!!" Lance said.
"But they went in...maybe it's not safe in there..." Lina said quietly, visibly worried about the two other boys.
"Well if you're so worried, why don't you go and chase after them?!" Leon snaped.
"Yeah! Go!" his brother agreed.
Lina was fuming in an instant."Fine! Good idea! I will! It's better than hanging out with you two gayrods!" She ran into the cave yelling,"Hey guys, wait up!!"
There was a long silence between the brothers.
"She....actually went...." Lance said.
"Tch, dude, forget her!" Leon replied."She's a bitch anyways..."
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"Ooooooommmmohhhhh maaaaaaaaaannnn......" Gourry wimpered for the 50th time since they were in the cave.
"Yare yare, Gourry, honestly..." Zelgadiss said exasperatedly."There's nothing here but us....and maybe bats....and maybe snakes...possibly some Moron-Eating Cats[1]."
Aiiieeee--by the way, Zelgadiss, can I ask you something?"
"What is it?"
"Why are we here again?"
Before Zelgadiss could get up from his facefault, he heard a faint feminine cry of,"HEY!" coming from behind them, which was quickly replaced by a "WHERE ARE YOU?!" and then finally a near and loud,"OW, SONUVA--!!!!!!"
Zelgadiss looked at Gourry and vise versa, and nodded. They ran back the way they came to find a seriously pissed-off redhead on the ground, who had probably tripped over the large dark-colored rock that lay at her feet.
Gourry keeled by her and poked her with a stick a few times."Ummmm, are you okay...?"
She made a long angry noise in the back of her throat before grabbing the stick and belting Gourry in the face."POKING ME WITH A STICK WON'T MAKE IT ANY BETTER!!!!" Zelgadiss winced.
"OwwwwWWwwwwww...." Gourry rubbed his face."Must be That Time of The Month...." he muttered.
"WHAAAAAAAAT?!" she slid her hand up her arm as if there was a sleeve there.
"No-nu-uh---NOTHING!"
Zelgadiss sighed."Well, what do YOU want? Come to tell us that there's another catch to this?"
Lina blushed. She wasn't just gonna say,'Oh, uh, I was worried about you guys, I guess', was she? "Oh, uh, I was worried about you guys, I guess..." she said quietly. ...D'OH!
He arched an eyebrow."Worried, huh? I don't buy it."
"Ano, well, I, uh...." Lina twiddled her fingers and trailed off.
"My older brother told me that you shouldn't mess with girls during 'That Time of The Month'..."
Lina shot a death glare at Gourry with her firey eyes.
"Anyways, let's just get going." Zelgadiss said and walked off.
"Hey, hold up!" Lina and Gourry said in unision.
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"...Where are we?"
"Lost, Gourry."
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"Gyaaa! It's a Moron-Eating Cat!!"
"That's a stalactite, Gourry."
"What's that?"
"That's a stalagmite."
"But you just called it a stalactite..."
"Yare yare, what an idiot..." Lina muttered.
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After lots of mindless wandering and corny jokes about cats who eat people like Gourry and his stupidity, we find our heroes in a different part of the cave.
"Yo, this is a different part of the cave--and look, there are the crystals!!"
"Brilliant deduction, Gourry." Zelgadiss commented.
"C'mon!!" Lina urged.
The three raced to the crystals, only three of them lodged in a rock.
"Oh gods, how are we EVER going to get those out with our bare hands?!" Lina whined.
"Well we could TRY insted of whining all day....C'mon, Gourry."
Lina glared at Zelgadiss who thought of something while Gourry went over to the crystals."Hey, we don't know your name." he told Lina.
"Oh, it's Lina Inverse!" she said triumphantly.
Zelgadiss sweatdroped at her near narcissism."Inverse, huh...."
"And I'm Gourry Gabriev!" Gourry once again cheerfuly stated.
Lina hit him on the head."I allready KNOW your names!!"
"Let's get the crystals, allready..."
"Fine, fine, Zel!" Lina approached the rock.
Zel? Not even Gourry calls me that. Strange...
"Hey, Zel! Come over here and help!" Lina shouted.
"Coming!"
Lina tugged at the left crystal."It won't budge...."
"Let me see." Zelgadiss put his gripped his hands on to the crystal tightly, pulled hard, and flew back a few feet with the crystal snugly in his hands."GUAH!"
Lina started sputtering while Zelgadiss just had a smug look on his face as he stood up.
"Grrr..." Lina decided to tug on the other crystal, but softly, so that just in case it should come loose, she would have the same experience as Zelgadiss. And she didn't. It pulled smoothly out, and Lina stared into it's many sides in awe.
"Oi, let me try!" Actualy learning from the other two, Gourry used his thumb and index finger to easily pluck the crystal from the granite."Piece of cake!"
Zelgadiss stuffed his crytal into his pocket."Let's get out of this dump."
"Hai." Gourry and Lina responded.
As soon as they turned around to leave, and earthquake started out of the blue, causing stalactites to fall and cause an action scene!
"Ahh! What the heck-!"
"Gourry, Lina! Head for the exit! This place is coming down!"
"Ho!"
Zelgadiss, Gourry, and Lina wove and dodged between and under the falling debris until they where all the way to the middle of the cave, but we couldn't have them leave cave could we?
....Well, actually, we could, but that would screw up the plot. Yes, the plot is still screwable, besides allready being in shambles...
ANYWAYS, Zelgadiss, Gourry, and Lina, got to the middle of the cave, where their path was blocked by even more rocks and Moron-Eatint Cat corpses.
"Hey, there really WERE Moron-Eating Cats in here..."
"'Kuso..." Zelgadiss swore,"We're trapped! At this rate we'll be crushed!"
"I guess the beautiful really do die young..."
"Who said you were beautiful?"
"SHUDDUP!!" SMACK!
"Itai...hey! Zelgadiss, my pocket is glowing...."
"What?!" Zelgadiss and Lina saw Gourry's Pocket of Light and immediately pulled out their own crystals, and wouldn't you know it, they were glowing like rudolph's red nose as well. Oh my, how I HATE rudolph by now.....ahem, gomen...
"Wha-GYAAAH!" More and more rocks fell now, and they were running out of places to run...
All three crystals emitted a blinding flash of light, and the rocks crushed nothing but ground.
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"Holy crap! Dude, the cave is collapsing!!"
"What'll we do?! Lina, Smellgadiss, and Pourry are in trouble!!"
"... ... ..."
"RUN!!!!!!"
And that they did.
[1]Big thanks to
I hope some stuff made sense, because I redid this several times(I forgot Lina the first time through^^;;), and proofread it. I need to have other beta read my stuff sometimes. It'll take time to type the second chapter, it's half done, but on note book paper.>.< I got board and wrote this story when I was out in the countryside.^^; Please leave a review if you liked it or thought it was bad.