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NOTE: Karen, I did this since you wanted me to have you in my series more, and since you're a good op. for sarcasm. Too bad you're in Galapagos for a week and can't read this as soon as it comes out.

::looks at the way she's been writing lately-which has been work on one story for awhile, then work on another, then switch to another.:: Oy. I'm screwed.

Enjoy the fic, 'specially the people who I'm writing this about!!

PEACE LEGACY-A STORY ALL ON ITS OWN

Karen's Chapter

Karen woke up around eleven on the day after she'd gotten the news that a sniper would come after her. She was prepared, but needed to be in a semi-secluded area in an hour.

She reluctantly got dressed, ate something, and was out of her apartment by 11:30. A car began following her to her destination, which was the jogging trail behind a park.

She drove up there at 11:45, and began jogging along the trail, trying to look like a sweet and innocent person that was going for an afternoon workout.

She glanced at her watch as she jogged, and when the clock struck twelve, she was ready. Her eyes darted around the woods, and in her sight, she saw a man with a crossbow about 50 yards in the woods.

"Oh," she called out, "I didn't think the person that's supposed to kill was gonna have a crossbow. I thought you'd have a gun!"

The man began walking towards her, not caring that he was stepping right through poison ivy. Karen smirked at this. "What's the matter Brat? Ya wanna die laughing?" he asked cruelly as he reached Karen. "Give me all your weapons, and then turn with your back to me."

She handed him a gun, grip first, and then turned around. "Great, I've got an ex-cop for a murderer," she muttered. Her hand was slowly slipping towards her waist, where there was a knife and a stun gun.

He started patting her down, cop-style, and found the knife in its easy-to-see position. He grabbed it, and sneered. "I remember telling you to put your weapons down, kid."

"That's not a weapon," Karen muttered sarcastically, "it's a cooking knife. I always put them in my jeans while I'm making breakfast."

The guy shrugged, "No one carries cooking knives in their pants."

"Yeah, and no one carries stun guns!" Karen yelled out, spinning around and catching the guy in the neck with the high-voltage weapon, which was incredibly out-of-date.

He started convulsing, and Karen backed away from him as he fell to the ground. Due to the high electricity which was still flowing from the gun-which was now attached to his skin-the poison ivy he'd gotten on began to show up, in a huge red rash.

Karen started laughing uncontrollably as the guy tried to rip the gun off. "Hey, that thing's gonna stay on for another thirty minutes," Karen called out, turning around and walking back the way she came. "You're stuck there, so why don't you relax a little between the muscle spasms and get a nice good look at the scenery."

As she said that, an arrow lodged itself into the tree beside her head. "Oops," she began, "I forgot to take your weapons from you! How clumsy of me! Especially since all of that rapid convulsing would give you an average of hitting me a million to one!" She walked back, and grabbed the weapons from him.

The guy yelled out in anguish, and said, "You won't get away from us so easily!"

"No, but your group already thinks you killed me, and you're supposed to leave town for a few days. By the time that thing stops going off, you're gonna be in a coma from the electricity."

She walked off, and heard him screaming behind her. She put a quick hand to her lips, "Oops! I forgot something again! People that can yell attract other people!"

Karen walked back towards the guy, this time pulling a roll of duct tape from her jacket pocket. She stepped right up to the now-immobile guy, and calmly put the tape over his mouth. Then she decided to go bondage-happy, and duct taped him to a tree.

"There," Karen told him, patting him on the shoulder as he tried to get out of his tape-prison. "I don't think that'll work, buddy. Duct tape is used to hold bridges together. One person can't get out of an entire roll of the stuff while he's being fried like the chicken at KFC!"

She walked off for the last time, cackling evilly.

~ END ~

Rachel: You went bondage-happy! Karen loves her bondage!!

Karen: ::Rolling her eyes:: Ooh yes, I love bondage

John: ::Sighs:: Would you two stop being perverse for a few minutes so I can do my own ending?

Karen and Rachel: No

::Emily walks in on the scene, with Leigh::

Emily: Karen, you're cruel

Leigh: Yeah, you bondaged a guy to a tree and left him there to die!

Karen: So? He was gonna kill me, and I needed an interesting way to conveniently get rid of him so I won't have to worry about crazy snipers trying to murder me while I sleep

The other four: Good point

John: ::With a hopeless look on his face:: Can I have my ending now?

Other four: No!

John: ::Gets a completely evil look on his face, and goes ballistic. He chases after the other four, and bondages them to a tree, then puts duct tape over their mouths so they can't say anything else:: Now then, I can speak!

Karen: MMMPPPPPPPHHHHH!!!!!!!

John: ::Calmly walks over and whaps Karen on the head. She shuts up:: Before I was SO RUDELY INTERRUPTED, I was saying that this is my ending.

::The five Gundam pilots appear, along with Keli::

Duo: ::Glancing at the four that are duct taped to the tree:: Umm are we interrupting something we weren't supposed to?

John: ::Glaring at them evilly:: Of course not...

Keli ::Raises an eyebrow:: Err...John?

::John starts chasing after the six people that appeared, ranting like a lunatic::

Heero: UmmI think he's gone crazy

Keli: NO SHIT SHERLOCK! ::Pulls out her beam saber, runs back to the other four, and un-bondages them, while John is perfectly content chading after the Gundam pilots::

::They start chasing after John::

Keli: ::looking off after the OL members start chasing John:: Oy... ::Pulls out a cell phone, and dials a number.:: Hello? Charter Woods?Yeah...My friend's gone crazy...Yeah...He's chasing after some people right now...You can get here in five seconds?...Great! Byebye!

::In five seconds two men arrive, toting a straight jacket. They chase John down, put the wonderful jacket on him, and carry him off towards the mental hospital::

Karen: Wow. Fast service

Keli: I know. Five seconds or they'll keep him there for life for free

Duo: Good deal

Emily: Umm...we need to get back to business

Keli: And what was that?

Rachel: We were in the middle of telling what's gonna happen next time

Keli and Duo: Ooh! Can we help?!

::The PL agents nod, figuring that since John wasn't there, they might as well have a little fun::

Keli and Duo: Yay!!

::Keli's and Duo's clothes change into business suits. The two sit down at a news-desk.::

Keli: ::ruffling through some papers:: Okay, we'll see you next time, where John has to fend off an ex-inmate at a top-security prison!

Duo: The author hopes to have John's issue out by Tuesday!

Keli and Duo: So we'll see you later! Ja-ne!!

::the two wave, and the desk vanishes::

Keli: How did we do?

Karen: Pretty good. A nice fill-in for John

Emily: I'm sure he'll be out of the nut house in a few days

Rachel: Or a few weeks

Leigh: Few months

Quatre: ::Seeing where it was going:: and a few years

Karen: ::Glancing at Quatre:: Hey, you're getting the hang of things!

::The screen fades to black right when Keli and Duo get into an argument, and Quatre starts talking like he knows what's going on. The others are all sitting in nice, comfortable-looking chairs, resting until the next episode::

***Well, I did decide that I've got someplace to go with this, so stay tuned for John's issue! Unless I don't pull his ass out of the mental hospital ::Grins evilly::

****N-e-waz, I wanna thank a few people this time, so here goes:

Karen: Cactus girl, thanx for putting up with me and my constant phone calls, and my annoying, incredibly late mother. Never become normal-you wouldn't be the same!

John: Maxxie, thanx for putting up with the video game fiasco, and thanx for being able to tolerate me making you a total idiot in my stories! I need someone to pick on!

Rachel: Hentai Freak, thanx for giving me the inspiration to write so sarcasticaly and all funny-like. I need crap to do when I'm bored, and this is it. Also, thanx for letting me use your computer so much in the past. You won't have to do it ever again!!!!!

Emily: Evil girl, thanx for letting me swim at your place, use your compie, and burning me some CDs (This thanx goes out in advance!) Come over sometimes, kay? I'm bored as hell, and now we can go online and be DAs.

Leigh: Ja-Leigh, thanx for letting me put you in my stories, and thanx for riding the bus with me!!! Yay!!!! At least next year Ms. Linda won't be there, and I'll be able to drive in January!!! I'll drive you to school every day! ((Look out, there's gonna be a huge carpool, but it'll be soooo much fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!))

Byebye you guys! See you at the next fic, ne?

Next on my list of compie things to do:

Teraga: chapter 4

Senshi Investigations: chapter 3

Peace Legacy: John's Chapter

99 Ways to Kill Ayeka

More bored and miscellaneous stuff

Sorcery Wars: chapter 3 (Don't expect this out)

Gami: chapter 6 (Don't expect this out)

The reason you may not be expecting Gami and Sorcery Wars out soon are because I've got a ton to do right now, and I'm going to base it on the reaction I get from my readers. If I get more than ten good reviews for each, I'll keep working on 'em. Otherwise, they may not be worked on for awhile, or they may just be dumped.

The reviews will go over a period of two weeks, starting the day I put them up.

Thanx for reading my stuff, and ja-ne!