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SD ShootingStarr is back, of course, and so is my crappy sense of humor... N-e-waz, now it's Rachel's turn!

NOTE TO VICTIM: Rachel, you know how you keep saying that people should be wrapped in saran wrap and thrown in the everglades? Now you get to do that...

PEACE LEGACY'S OWN PROBLEMS
Chapter 4: Rachel's Chapter

Rachel woke up bright and early--at 1 p.m. ((Considering you Rachel, you wouldn't even think that's late...)) She went through her usual daily motions, and then realized that today was the day she was supposed to be killed-off.

"Oh goody," she muttered, grabbing a jacket and walking out of the house. She stepped into her car, and glanced at the dash clock. It read 1:35. "Woohoo..."

She drove off, and headed for the most secluded place she could possibly think of--an old apartment complex that hadn't been used in years. "Oh goody, I get to kill off someone in an abandoned building," she told herself, "how absolutely cliché..."

An old red Honda Civic started following her (yes, a Honda Civic ((too bad that's my real car))...), always staying about 500 meters away.

"Oh, like that isn't obvious," Rachel groaned, "Oh well, at least I won't feel bad for the car...it gets to be put out of its apparent misery."

She pulled up to the building, and quickly ran inside, before her to-be attacker could pull up. Her shoes made pounding sounds as she climbed the stairs. Once she reached the very top level, she walked to the back room, and took the big silver backpack off her shoulders.

As soon as the guy walked into the room he knew he was in trouble. Rachel was standing there with an evil smirk on her face, gun in hand. "Don't fuck with me," she muttered, pulling the trigger.

The guy screamed and fell to the ground, knocked out by the force of the tranquilizer that had hit him in the chest. "Oh, this guy's too easy to get rid of," Rachel told herself, dragging him over to her supplies. "Geeze, I figured that they'd at least get someone to enter rooms with a gun cocked and ready. Must be too damned cocky."

She laughed insanely. "No one can fuck with me and get away with it."

After about thirty minutes in the building, she toted a huge box to the post office (which contained the guy sealed up in saran wrap, along with a bunch of packing foam), and mailed it, not worried about postage. She then walked out of the place and grinned hugely. "Mwahaha, I actually followed through with my threat. He's being shipped to the everglades!" She got into her car, and drove off, laughing like a maniac.

~ END ~

SD ShootingStarr--Gundam-side; Chapter 4

Rachel: I did get to saran wrap and throw him in the Everglades!

Author: Of course; it was what you wanted, ne?

Rachel: Yeah! ::runs around for awhile yelling:: I got to throw someone in the Everglades!!

Emily: Well now it's my turn, so but out...

::Rachel's still running around and screaming::

::The other agents appear, and stare at Emily yelling at the overly-hyper Rachel::

Karen: She had some more KwikEnergy, didn't she?

John: That's not good....

::Emily yells some weird battle cry and lunges off after the hyper Rachel::

Karen and Leigh: Damnit...

John: Not again...

::Emily actually catches Rachel, stuffs packing foam in her mouth, saran wraps her, and ships her to the Everglades.::

Emily: See? She's not the only one who can do that...

::Emily gets an evil grin on her face, and starts chasing after everyone else, after they stand there looking doped-up::

Emily: MUST HAVE OWN ENDING!!!!!

::All six of the pilots appear::

Keli: OK!!!! What are we interrupting this time!?!

Duo: They're having an orgy, can't you tell?

::Keli smacks Duo upside the head::

Duo: What the hell was that for?!

Quatre: Hey, what happened to Rachel?

The other G. pilots: Hey, what did happen to her...?

All the agents except Emily: Emiry-chan shipped her to the Everglades...

::Keli raises an eyebrow::

Keli: Nani?

All the agents except Emily: We're not kidding!

G. pilots: This is insane...

::A postman runs up to all of them, and hands them a huge box::

Postman: Someone sign here, please

Keli: I'll do it

::Keli signs the paper, and then opens the box after the postman walks off::

::Rachel jumps out of the box, and tears the foam off of her::

Rachel: Good God! I'm NEVER doing that again!!!

Keli: You really were shipped off to the Everglades?

Rachel: NO SHIT SHERLOCK!!!

::Rachel glares at Emily, with an evil look::

Rachel: Oh Emily....

::Emily develops a very scared look on her face, and starts running. Rachel, who's still doped up on KwikEnergy chases after her::

Rachel: Get back here, you ending-stealer!!!

::Emily runs past the on-looking pilots and agents, screaming::

Everyone else: This is insane...

Keli: What can you expect?

Karen: You'd figure by now the smoothie place wouldn't give them that stuff...

Leigh: If it kills them we can sue and make lots of money...

::All the agents look at her::

Agents: What was that?

Leigh: I said we could...NO! We're not gonna kill Rachel for money!

::All the agents glance away. The G. pilots sweatdrop::

Keli: Umm...maybe we should be going now...?

Karen: Hey wait, you haven't done your ending thing yet

Keli: Oh yeah, forgot about that!

::Keli grins::

Keli: See ya next time, when Emily gets to get rid of her very own stalker!

Duo: If she can get away from the energized Rachel...

::Keli glares at Duo, and then smacks him on the head again::

Keli: Anyway, we'll see you next time!

Duo: WHY DO YOU INSIST ON HITTING ME UPSIDE THE HEAD?!

::Keli glares at him, and then covers his mouth with her hand::

Keli: That's all for now! See ya later!

::The screen fades to black as Duo decides to slam his teeth down on her hand::

Keli: I'll kill you--!!!!

::Loud crashing sounds are heard in the background::

Karen: Stop it you two!!!

Duo: She hit me!

::More crashing sounds::

Keli: I'll do a lot more than that, you bastard!

::The blank screen develops a sweatdrop::