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Ayeka-man; Ayeka-man:
Doin' the things a princess can
What's she like: it's not important.
Ayeka-man:
Is she distant?
Or is she real cold?
Is her spaceship made out of a tree;
Or has her tree become a spaceship?
Nobody knows; Ayeka-man.

Ryoko-man; Ryoko-man:
Ryoko-man hates Ayeka-man.
They have a fight. Ryoko wins.
Ryoko-man.

Tenchi-man; Tenchi-man:
Star-of-the-entire-universe-man.
Usually kind to Sasami-man.
Tenchi-man:
He's gotta watch for Ayeka-man, Ryoko-man, and Washuu-man:
When they meet it's free-for-all.
Attractive man: Tenchi-man.

Mihoshi-man; Mihoshi-man:
She finds it real hard on Earth to land;
Keeps her ship like a garbage can.
Mihoshi-man:
Is she real dumb?
Or is she a ditz?
Does she seem totally worthless?
Whose idea was Mihoshi-man?
Really lucky: Mihoshi-man.

Ryoko-man; Ryoko-man:
Ryoko-man hates Mihoshi-man.
They have a fight. Ryoko wins.
Ryoko-man.

A/N: I don't actually prefer Ryoko over Ayeka (nor do I prefer Ayeka over Ryoko, I'm weird that way); It was just easier to write the verses this way.

Please review. Pretty please? This is my second fanfic ever, and my first songfic. I should feel miserable if I don't get a couple reviews.
Thanx-Skunktrain