AD Skinner had decided to go down to the basement office to see if his two prized agents, Mulder and Scully, had gotten their new assignment. It was a bizarre case and he thought that for sure Mulder would have some comments on it.
When he got down to the basement and walked to the door, he heard complete silence. He was about to knock to see if anyone was present when he heard Mulder's voice.
"Let me see," he said.
"No," Scully asserted.
"Quit being a wimp, Scully. Here, give me your hand." There was silence for a moment.
"Ow! Mulder, don't squeeze it!" Scully whined, followed by more silence.
"Scully, quit sucking on it."
"I can't help it, Mulder." There was slight amusement in her voice.
"Here, give me your hand again."
"Mulder, it's huge!"
"Oh come on, Scully. It's not that big."
"Maybe it isn't to you."
"Stay still."
"I told you, Mulder; it hurts!"
"Well, if you don't hold still I can't get it out. Once it is out, you'll feel better."
"Ow. Ow ow ow ow ow!"
"Hold on...almost got it..." He heard Scully groan. "There. It's out." Skinner heard a soft kiss.
"Wow, I've never had one that big in me before!" Scully proclaimed.
"Well, I guess it is pretty big." Skinner stood for a moment, processing all that he had just heard. He then lifted his arm to open the door, but Mulder opened it first.
"Sir," he said. Mulder glanced down, then nonchalantly zipped up his zipper. He looked up again and smiled at Skinner, which set Skinner on fire.
"What the hell just happened in here and why the hell is your zipper down, Agent Mulder?"
"I had a splinter in my finger," Scully said. "And Mulder helped me get it out. See?" She walked to Skinner and handed him the splinter.
"Wow, that is pretty big," he admitted. "But that still doesn't explain why your zipper was down."
"I was in a hurry this morning, sir." Skinner nodded, then smiled deviously.
***
Meanwhile...
AD Kersh decided to take a stroll down to the basement to see how his favorite (Ha ha, he laughed to himself) agents were doing. He, however, came down at a bad time.
"You think that thing that Mulder took out of you was big, Scully?" Skinner asked. "Look at this baby."
"Wow, that is gigantic!" Scully said.
"I didn't think they were made that big," Mulder said.
"Yeah, tell me about it. It's been bugging the hell out of me all day!"
"Say, Sir, ya need some help with that...?"
THE END
When he got down to the basement and walked to the door, he heard complete silence. He was about to knock to see if anyone was present when he heard Mulder's voice.
"Let me see," he said.
"No," Scully asserted.
"Quit being a wimp, Scully. Here, give me your hand." There was silence for a moment.
"Ow! Mulder, don't squeeze it!" Scully whined, followed by more silence.
"Scully, quit sucking on it."
"I can't help it, Mulder." There was slight amusement in her voice.
"Here, give me your hand again."
"Mulder, it's huge!"
"Oh come on, Scully. It's not that big."
"Maybe it isn't to you."
"Stay still."
"I told you, Mulder; it hurts!"
"Well, if you don't hold still I can't get it out. Once it is out, you'll feel better."
"Ow. Ow ow ow ow ow!"
"Hold on...almost got it..." He heard Scully groan. "There. It's out." Skinner heard a soft kiss.
"Wow, I've never had one that big in me before!" Scully proclaimed.
"Well, I guess it is pretty big." Skinner stood for a moment, processing all that he had just heard. He then lifted his arm to open the door, but Mulder opened it first.
"Sir," he said. Mulder glanced down, then nonchalantly zipped up his zipper. He looked up again and smiled at Skinner, which set Skinner on fire.
"What the hell just happened in here and why the hell is your zipper down, Agent Mulder?"
"I had a splinter in my finger," Scully said. "And Mulder helped me get it out. See?" She walked to Skinner and handed him the splinter.
"Wow, that is pretty big," he admitted. "But that still doesn't explain why your zipper was down."
"I was in a hurry this morning, sir." Skinner nodded, then smiled deviously.
***
Meanwhile...
AD Kersh decided to take a stroll down to the basement to see how his favorite (Ha ha, he laughed to himself) agents were doing. He, however, came down at a bad time.
"You think that thing that Mulder took out of you was big, Scully?" Skinner asked. "Look at this baby."
"Wow, that is gigantic!" Scully said.
"I didn't think they were made that big," Mulder said.
"Yeah, tell me about it. It's been bugging the hell out of me all day!"
"Say, Sir, ya need some help with that...?"
THE END