A dialogue...


'So... the wedding's off.'

'I thought that it sounded strange when I got my invitation. Someone had written 'don't come you boring old metal bucket' on my card? I couldn't understand what was going on. I mean, Noin got the same card as me, but hers just said 'your presence is requested' et cetera, the usual stuff. Did you get anything strange on your card?'

'Well, now that you mention it. When I opened my card, I found 'save me' written all over the inside but I thought it was just a joke or something you know? Anyway, it doesn't matter now. You don't need to come to Earth after all. Heero's not going to marry Duo.'

'I always thought that they weren't right for each other. Duo's so frivolous really. Not his type at all, I thought.'

'He's not that bad. I just wish that I could understand why he's suing Quatre though.'

'What? Duo's suing Quatre? For what?'

'Something about fraudulent promises. I'm not too sure. All I know is that Quatre's counter suing. For damages to personal property, as well as for libel. It's turned into a huge media fiasco though. It's kind of embarrassing. I thought I'd better warn you that the media might be coming after you as well.'

'Me... but why? I have nothing to do with anything.'

'You were mentioned, by name, as an involved party in both their lawsuits apparently. By the way, have you seen Heero anywhere?'

'Heero? Why? He doesn't work for me any more remember? Noin fired him, after she found out about my nose ring. She said that it was all his fault that I got arrested.'

'Well, he's missing. Duo's filed a missing person's report on him. He's telling everyone that Heero's been abducted.'

'You got to be kidding. Who would want to... and why? Wait... I don't know if I want to know.'

'I know what you mean big brother. Basically, he's accusing Wufei. Since he went missing at the same time, Duo just put two and two together and came up with... y'know, the usual. Actually, he started by accusing Trowa. But then he changed his mind when Trowa came out of hiding and counterfiled for libel and slander against Duo, so... '

'So, Heero's not with Trowa. And I suppose that Wufei is still missing as well?'

'Yeah. But that doesn't mean that they're together. I mean, I don't think I blame those two for running away. And Trowa probably would have stayed away if he weren't so angry over being called a kidnapper on CNN. Poor Quatre.'

'Why poor Quatre?'

'Well, Trowa filed a lawsuit against him too. He said that this was all Quatre's doing. That particular one is a group action by Trowa and the Magnacs. Something about placing their lives and limbs in unnecessary jeopardy? I didn't really understand what that one was about.'

'It sounds like you've had a busy week there sis. I hope that you haven't been affected too badly by any of this. I mean, it couldn't have been that easy for you when you got asked to be Heero's maid of honour and all that. I just want you to know that I was proud of the way you handled yourself through all this.'

'It's not that big a deal. But unfortunately, I've been cited as a material witness, on both sides. So I'm afraid that I'm going to be stuck until all this is sorted through. Do you think that you could call me if you see Heero?'

'Sure. Not a problem. Would you like me to come down and give you some moral support?'

'Actually, I think you're going to have to come down anyway. As a witness. Just pray that you don't get cited in the suit against Quatre as an accomplice, that's what happened to Trowa when he filed that suit against Duo.'

'My god... I better go and see my lawyer. Look I'll call you again, Relena. Take care of yourself.'

'You too Millard. Bye.'


Kat: :lol, so, did anyone guess who the speakers were?