Okay people this is probobly the longest fanfic in the history of time , MUHAAAA , but anyhoo
the way this is written was actually through e-mail .. between me and my friend .. so it is
responces and replies .. okay here is some info that will be most helpfull .
:: :: this shows what some one is doing or thinking
( ) a good majority of the time shows who is talking
okay theis signs sometimes change throught out the fic .. but then towards the end become constant
through out the whole fic . Oh and just so you know Fabricio is a gay guy that I want to kill ..
* Shrudders at the utter name * He anoyes the hell out of me .. oh well and for all you people out
their who dont know what a Kodoma is . It looks like the pilsbury dough boy , only a greenish
whiteish blueish see through thing that has a deformed head . Some are ovals others are circles
and others have jelly bean looking heads. ^-^
Then their is Wufei .. well every one knows Wufei so I wont bother with him .
Then their is Ashitaka .. well all I can say is he cute hunk of man that lives with demons and
gods of the forest and is so cute when he acts dumb . ^-^ .. If you want to see pics of him and or
the Kodoma's e-mail me at froghollow@prodigy.net and I would be glad to send them to you . ^-^ Oh
and spelling .. well look at how long it is .. who in their right mind would want to correct all
that .. so please be gental when it comes to gramer , it was hard enough writting it . But anyway
.. hope you enjoy !! ^-^
P.S. I dont own any of theis characters .. oh and Amber and Rachel arnt made up they are me and my
friend ^-6
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the message that started it all (Rachel)
Hmmm...you're doing battle with Fabricio right? Then here, take this ::hands Amber some gold
plated armor:: And this ::hands Amber a spear:: And this ::hands Amber a broad sword:: And this
::hands her a grenade launcher (that I stole from Fabricio recently):: And this ::hands her a wide
assortment of guns:: And this ::hands her the keys to Heero's gundam:: And this (just in case)
::hands her the keys to Wufei's gundam:: AAAnnnnnnddddd this! ::hands Amber a kodoma:: (Amber)
What's this for? (Rachel-grinning) Fabricio can't stand them and can't understand why I'm so
obsessed with them. So! There you go! You're all ready for battle! Go get'm! ::Amber hops over to
the computer with a jar of peanut butter and all the guns and stuff. Rachel just watches in the
background, tissue wiping the tears from her face:: (Rachel-smiling and crying at the same time)
That's my baby... *sniff* .....off to destroy people and ruin Fabricio life ..... *weep* I'm SO
proud!
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Reply (Amber)
Me go do battle with Fabricio...while Rachel is giving Amber all the necessary items to do battle
with Fabricio...Rachel notices Amber is no longer there (Rachel : Now where could of she gone?
(confused look on Rachel's face then Rachel walks of in search of Amber )...While Rachel searches
the compound for Amber ... just then a hand pops out of the pile of stuff Rachel had given Amber
to do battle with Fabricio (Amber : A LITTLE HELP HERE! ( Amber had not been able to withstand the
weight of the junk that Rachel said would be usefull during battle) ... Hello is anyone there?
Rachel!? * 2 hours later* ( Amber- anybody is anybody their (sighs in frustration... just then she
feels something on her protruding hand...) :: Amber peeks through a little hole, to her shock it
is the little kodoma Amber's eyes light up in happiness) Little Kodoma (Amber chimes) ..::the
kodoma looks at her:: Kodoma go get Rachel, go get Rachel ( kodoma is still looking at Amber ) GO
on go get Rachel ( kodoma still stares at her) Don't you understand English??!! (kodoma turns his
head sideways) tick ...clik clik clik clik clik (Amber- breaks down and cries) WAAAAAAAA!!!!!
( kodoma still stars at Amber) Rachel, where are you!? Waaaaaa!!!!!! (Rachel- who apparently got
lost, then accidentally got herself locked in the bathroom) Amber.... someone help me ...
Hello .?
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Reply (Rachel)
Okay, I gotta get OUT of this God forsaken bathroom! SO! I chose you Ashitaka! ::standard bishonen
ball is pulled from belt and seconds later the boyly chested bishonen is standing right there,
sword at the ready:: (Ashitaka) Um....where am I? And...who are you? (Rachel) My name's Rachel, I
love you, and...you're in the girl's bathroom! ^-^ (Ashitaka-going pale) Uh....... ::just then,
his arm acts up and makes him slash the door to shreds so that he can get away. Which is just what
he does:: (Rachel) NUUU!!!!! ASHITAKA!!!!!! FINE! BE THAT WAY!!!! *fuming* ::Just then, Rachel
hears Amber screaming her name:: (Rachel) Coming! ^-^ ::runs into the room where Amber was and
looks around:: (Rachel-searching the room) Amber? AMBER!? I thought I heard you calling me! Where
are you? ::Just then, she notices the kodoma sitting on the human hand protruding from a pile of
military crap off in the corner:: (Rachel-eyes grow three times their normal size) KODOMA!!!!!!!!!
::Runs and hugs the little thing which quickly chooses to disappear:: (Rachel-looks hurt) But....
but *sniff* I just wanted to cuddle and hug you...till you're cute little clickedy head popped off.
*sniff* That's all. (Amber-from beneath the pile of junk) Uh...Rachel? A little help here?
(Rachel-looks around frantically) AHHH!!!! It's a ghost! NO! The kodoma has summoned the Forest
Spirit...AND NOW I"M DIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!! WAAAAHHHHH!!!! ::Rachel curls up on the ground and starts
crying while behind her, a large sweatdrop appears on the pile of weapons and junk:: (Amber) Oi.
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Reply (Amber)
(Amber) Rachel....? (Rachel is still balling ) Rachel ...? (Rachel still balling ) RACHEL !?
(Rachel looks up) IT'S MEEE AMBER!!! YOU KNOW, THE ONE YOU PILLED UP WITH JUNK (Amber sounds
pissed ) (Rachel) NUHU .. You're an evil spirit that has come to claim my life ... (Amber- sighs)
Rachel....If I was a Spirit I would not be stuck under this humongous pile of crap. (Rachel) You
make a good point ...but still I fear for my life... ( Amber) WHY WOULD YOU STILL FEAR FOR YOU
LIFE WHEN I HAVE JUST PROVED THAT I AM NOT A SPIRT!? ::Steam rises from the pile of crap ...Amber
is obviously mad:: (Rachel) BUT BUT...(sob sob ) You could be an evil demon that has come to make
me all gooey and wormy and....and turn me into a life sucking beheaded thingy-mabob (Rachel
continues to cry) (Amber- also begins to cry ) Waaa!!!!! ILL NEVER GET OUT OF HERE!!!!! ::Just
then little kodoma puts his head on and walks over to the pile of junk and pats Amber on the
hand:: (Amber- looks up at the kodoma and watches as the kodoma walks over to the other side of
the junk pile .... Just then Amber hears a faint click noise } ( Amber: What in the world could
he be doing { Amber puts on a look of confusion ...Just then BANG.... ( Amber: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHH.........{ jumps out of the pile of crap and starts to run around waving at her butt
with her hands ... because her butt is at the moment on fire..} ( Rachel: AMBER YOUR ALIVE ...
(Amber : NO SHIT SHERLOCK...{ Still running around with her butt on fire } GET ME SOME WATER...
.GET ME SOME WATER....GET ME SOME WATER { Rachel runs and gets Amber a bucket of water
..Amber grabs the bucket of water and sits in it .. steaming noises can be heard as she sits
their } Awhhhhhhh.. that's so much better ..{ looks up to Rachel } Rachel thanks for the save...
{ Amber is cut off as Rachel tackles her to the ground and begins to choke her} ( Rachel: YOU
YOU ... I THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE DEAD .....ONLY TO FIND OUT YOU WERE HIDING UNDER THAT PILE OF
JUNK...{ Rachel growls at Amber viciously } so how did you get out in the first place ...
( Amber : I really don't know .. all I remember is seeing the Kodoma walk around to the other
side of pile of junk ... then BOOM ...I am free .. but with a burning but ..( Rachel: KODOMA IS
ALIVE WHERE IS HE { just them Kodoma walks out onto the top of the junk pile ...and in his hand
a flamethrower ..Kodoma just smiles and doses his click thing with his head } ( Rachel and
Amber : { sweatdrops}...
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Reply (Rachel)
::Rachel breaks out the sweatdrop paralysis and suddenly rushes towards the kodoma::
(Rachel-eyes in the shapes of hearts) Kodoma! You went away but now I found YOOOOUUUUU!!!!!!
::doesn't get to take more than three steps before the kodoma fries her with the flame thrower
and disappears:: (Rachel-falls over all blackened and crispy) Ouchie! ::Amber just pokes around
on the fried and crispied Rachel for a while before becoming bored:: (Amber) Rachel, you're not
much fun when you just sit there like THAT! (Rachel) Well, it wasn't much fun when I thought you
and Kodoma was DEAD! Oh well......
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Reply (Amber)
( Amber : {sighs } Any way were do you think that kodoma went {Rachel starts to cry }(Rachel :
Waaaaa my Kodoma left me waaaaaaaaaaa..( Amber : I guess we will just have to go on a Kodoma
hunt ... YOU with me ... { Rachel stands up and gets in a sailor moon pose} ( Rachel : FOR LOVE
AND JUSTIC I WILL FIND MY KODOMA AND SAVE THE WORLD MUHAAAA (Amber { sweatdrops } Okay anyway if
I was a Kodoma where would I hide { Amber and Rachel ponder } ( Rachel :I know ...the basement
{ Rachel says with the utmost confidence} ( Amber : WHY IN THE HELL WOULD A KODOMA HIDE INTHE
BASEMENT ( Rachel : UHM....I don't know that's were I would hide though if I was a Kodoma {Amber
falls down to the ground with her leg twitching in the air } (Amber : whatever I just wanna
hurry up and do battle with Fabricio ( Rachel-good follow me ..{ I fallow Rachel down to the
basement } ( Rachel : here we are { Rachel opens the door} ( Amber : are you sure about this
( Rachel : positive { Rachel says with a smile on her face ... We walk down the stairs until reach
the bottom } ( Rachel : see that wasn't so bad .. now were is that light switch ....{ Rachel fells
along the side for the switch } AHH .. here it is { Rachel flicks the light switch } ( Amber : I
thought that you were going to flick the switch ( Rachel : I....I did { Rachel says with a slight
tremble in her voice} ..{ Just then Amber and Rachel here a weird clicking noise .. We turn our
heads to the source of the sound only to see a green light } ( Amber and Rachel : AHHHHHH THEIR
GONNA GET USSSSSSSSSS...{ Rachel and Amber huddle together crying } I DONT WANNA DIE I DONT WANNA
DIE I DONT WANNA DIE ..{ just then .. they hear a series of fire noises ... } ....ehhhh { Rachel
and Amber say as they sit their fried to a crisp ... Amber and Rachel stand up infuriated .. and
scream } ( Amber and Rachel : KODAMA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
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Reply (Rachel)
::Rachel pulls out her grenade launcher that she "borrowed"/ stole from Fabricio:: DIE! DEVIL
SCUM! ::gets ready to fire a blast when Amber stops her:: (Amber) Rachel! Are you trying to kill
us?! One blow down here and we'll be in little tiny pieces which not even Tai-yi-jun would have
the patience to piece together! (Rachel-blinks innocently) Oh. ::hastily puts her grenade launcher
away while watching Amber carefully to make sure that she does not "accidentally" strangle her::
(Rachel) Uh.....WAIT! Where's my kodoma!? *search search* ::Suddenly, Rachel collapses in the
middle of the basement floor, eyes watering,:: (Rachel) WAAAAHHHH!!!!!!! WHERE'S MY KODOMA!
the way this is written was actually through e-mail .. between me and my friend .. so it is
responces and replies .. okay here is some info that will be most helpfull .
:: :: this shows what some one is doing or thinking
( ) a good majority of the time shows who is talking
okay theis signs sometimes change throught out the fic .. but then towards the end become constant
through out the whole fic . Oh and just so you know Fabricio is a gay guy that I want to kill ..
* Shrudders at the utter name * He anoyes the hell out of me .. oh well and for all you people out
their who dont know what a Kodoma is . It looks like the pilsbury dough boy , only a greenish
whiteish blueish see through thing that has a deformed head . Some are ovals others are circles
and others have jelly bean looking heads. ^-^
Then their is Wufei .. well every one knows Wufei so I wont bother with him .
Then their is Ashitaka .. well all I can say is he cute hunk of man that lives with demons and
gods of the forest and is so cute when he acts dumb . ^-^ .. If you want to see pics of him and or
the Kodoma's e-mail me at froghollow@prodigy.net and I would be glad to send them to you . ^-^ Oh
and spelling .. well look at how long it is .. who in their right mind would want to correct all
that .. so please be gental when it comes to gramer , it was hard enough writting it . But anyway
.. hope you enjoy !! ^-^
P.S. I dont own any of theis characters .. oh and Amber and Rachel arnt made up they are me and my
friend ^-6
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the message that started it all (Rachel)
Hmmm...you're doing battle with Fabricio right? Then here, take this ::hands Amber some gold
plated armor:: And this ::hands Amber a spear:: And this ::hands Amber a broad sword:: And this
::hands her a grenade launcher (that I stole from Fabricio recently):: And this ::hands her a wide
assortment of guns:: And this ::hands her the keys to Heero's gundam:: And this (just in case)
::hands her the keys to Wufei's gundam:: AAAnnnnnnddddd this! ::hands Amber a kodoma:: (Amber)
What's this for? (Rachel-grinning) Fabricio can't stand them and can't understand why I'm so
obsessed with them. So! There you go! You're all ready for battle! Go get'm! ::Amber hops over to
the computer with a jar of peanut butter and all the guns and stuff. Rachel just watches in the
background, tissue wiping the tears from her face:: (Rachel-smiling and crying at the same time)
That's my baby... *sniff* .....off to destroy people and ruin Fabricio life ..... *weep* I'm SO
proud!
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Reply (Amber)
Me go do battle with Fabricio...while Rachel is giving Amber all the necessary items to do battle
with Fabricio...Rachel notices Amber is no longer there (Rachel : Now where could of she gone?
(confused look on Rachel's face then Rachel walks of in search of Amber )...While Rachel searches
the compound for Amber ... just then a hand pops out of the pile of stuff Rachel had given Amber
to do battle with Fabricio (Amber : A LITTLE HELP HERE! ( Amber had not been able to withstand the
weight of the junk that Rachel said would be usefull during battle) ... Hello is anyone there?
Rachel!? * 2 hours later* ( Amber- anybody is anybody their (sighs in frustration... just then she
feels something on her protruding hand...) :: Amber peeks through a little hole, to her shock it
is the little kodoma Amber's eyes light up in happiness) Little Kodoma (Amber chimes) ..::the
kodoma looks at her:: Kodoma go get Rachel, go get Rachel ( kodoma is still looking at Amber ) GO
on go get Rachel ( kodoma still stares at her) Don't you understand English??!! (kodoma turns his
head sideways) tick ...clik clik clik clik clik (Amber- breaks down and cries) WAAAAAAAA!!!!!
( kodoma still stars at Amber) Rachel, where are you!? Waaaaaa!!!!!! (Rachel- who apparently got
lost, then accidentally got herself locked in the bathroom) Amber.... someone help me ...
Hello .?
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Reply (Rachel)
Okay, I gotta get OUT of this God forsaken bathroom! SO! I chose you Ashitaka! ::standard bishonen
ball is pulled from belt and seconds later the boyly chested bishonen is standing right there,
sword at the ready:: (Ashitaka) Um....where am I? And...who are you? (Rachel) My name's Rachel, I
love you, and...you're in the girl's bathroom! ^-^ (Ashitaka-going pale) Uh....... ::just then,
his arm acts up and makes him slash the door to shreds so that he can get away. Which is just what
he does:: (Rachel) NUUU!!!!! ASHITAKA!!!!!! FINE! BE THAT WAY!!!! *fuming* ::Just then, Rachel
hears Amber screaming her name:: (Rachel) Coming! ^-^ ::runs into the room where Amber was and
looks around:: (Rachel-searching the room) Amber? AMBER!? I thought I heard you calling me! Where
are you? ::Just then, she notices the kodoma sitting on the human hand protruding from a pile of
military crap off in the corner:: (Rachel-eyes grow three times their normal size) KODOMA!!!!!!!!!
::Runs and hugs the little thing which quickly chooses to disappear:: (Rachel-looks hurt) But....
but *sniff* I just wanted to cuddle and hug you...till you're cute little clickedy head popped off.
*sniff* That's all. (Amber-from beneath the pile of junk) Uh...Rachel? A little help here?
(Rachel-looks around frantically) AHHH!!!! It's a ghost! NO! The kodoma has summoned the Forest
Spirit...AND NOW I"M DIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!! WAAAAHHHHH!!!! ::Rachel curls up on the ground and starts
crying while behind her, a large sweatdrop appears on the pile of weapons and junk:: (Amber) Oi.
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Reply (Amber)
(Amber) Rachel....? (Rachel is still balling ) Rachel ...? (Rachel still balling ) RACHEL !?
(Rachel looks up) IT'S MEEE AMBER!!! YOU KNOW, THE ONE YOU PILLED UP WITH JUNK (Amber sounds
pissed ) (Rachel) NUHU .. You're an evil spirit that has come to claim my life ... (Amber- sighs)
Rachel....If I was a Spirit I would not be stuck under this humongous pile of crap. (Rachel) You
make a good point ...but still I fear for my life... ( Amber) WHY WOULD YOU STILL FEAR FOR YOU
LIFE WHEN I HAVE JUST PROVED THAT I AM NOT A SPIRT!? ::Steam rises from the pile of crap ...Amber
is obviously mad:: (Rachel) BUT BUT...(sob sob ) You could be an evil demon that has come to make
me all gooey and wormy and....and turn me into a life sucking beheaded thingy-mabob (Rachel
continues to cry) (Amber- also begins to cry ) Waaa!!!!! ILL NEVER GET OUT OF HERE!!!!! ::Just
then little kodoma puts his head on and walks over to the pile of junk and pats Amber on the
hand:: (Amber- looks up at the kodoma and watches as the kodoma walks over to the other side of
the junk pile .... Just then Amber hears a faint click noise } ( Amber: What in the world could
he be doing { Amber puts on a look of confusion ...Just then BANG.... ( Amber: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHH.........{ jumps out of the pile of crap and starts to run around waving at her butt
with her hands ... because her butt is at the moment on fire..} ( Rachel: AMBER YOUR ALIVE ...
(Amber : NO SHIT SHERLOCK...{ Still running around with her butt on fire } GET ME SOME WATER...
.GET ME SOME WATER....GET ME SOME WATER { Rachel runs and gets Amber a bucket of water
..Amber grabs the bucket of water and sits in it .. steaming noises can be heard as she sits
their } Awhhhhhhh.. that's so much better ..{ looks up to Rachel } Rachel thanks for the save...
{ Amber is cut off as Rachel tackles her to the ground and begins to choke her} ( Rachel: YOU
YOU ... I THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE DEAD .....ONLY TO FIND OUT YOU WERE HIDING UNDER THAT PILE OF
JUNK...{ Rachel growls at Amber viciously } so how did you get out in the first place ...
( Amber : I really don't know .. all I remember is seeing the Kodoma walk around to the other
side of pile of junk ... then BOOM ...I am free .. but with a burning but ..( Rachel: KODOMA IS
ALIVE WHERE IS HE { just them Kodoma walks out onto the top of the junk pile ...and in his hand
a flamethrower ..Kodoma just smiles and doses his click thing with his head } ( Rachel and
Amber : { sweatdrops}...
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Reply (Rachel)
::Rachel breaks out the sweatdrop paralysis and suddenly rushes towards the kodoma::
(Rachel-eyes in the shapes of hearts) Kodoma! You went away but now I found YOOOOUUUUU!!!!!!
::doesn't get to take more than three steps before the kodoma fries her with the flame thrower
and disappears:: (Rachel-falls over all blackened and crispy) Ouchie! ::Amber just pokes around
on the fried and crispied Rachel for a while before becoming bored:: (Amber) Rachel, you're not
much fun when you just sit there like THAT! (Rachel) Well, it wasn't much fun when I thought you
and Kodoma was DEAD! Oh well......
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Reply (Amber)
( Amber : {sighs } Any way were do you think that kodoma went {Rachel starts to cry }(Rachel :
Waaaaa my Kodoma left me waaaaaaaaaaa..( Amber : I guess we will just have to go on a Kodoma
hunt ... YOU with me ... { Rachel stands up and gets in a sailor moon pose} ( Rachel : FOR LOVE
AND JUSTIC I WILL FIND MY KODOMA AND SAVE THE WORLD MUHAAAA (Amber { sweatdrops } Okay anyway if
I was a Kodoma where would I hide { Amber and Rachel ponder } ( Rachel :I know ...the basement
{ Rachel says with the utmost confidence} ( Amber : WHY IN THE HELL WOULD A KODOMA HIDE INTHE
BASEMENT ( Rachel : UHM....I don't know that's were I would hide though if I was a Kodoma {Amber
falls down to the ground with her leg twitching in the air } (Amber : whatever I just wanna
hurry up and do battle with Fabricio ( Rachel-good follow me ..{ I fallow Rachel down to the
basement } ( Rachel : here we are { Rachel opens the door} ( Amber : are you sure about this
( Rachel : positive { Rachel says with a smile on her face ... We walk down the stairs until reach
the bottom } ( Rachel : see that wasn't so bad .. now were is that light switch ....{ Rachel fells
along the side for the switch } AHH .. here it is { Rachel flicks the light switch } ( Amber : I
thought that you were going to flick the switch ( Rachel : I....I did { Rachel says with a slight
tremble in her voice} ..{ Just then Amber and Rachel here a weird clicking noise .. We turn our
heads to the source of the sound only to see a green light } ( Amber and Rachel : AHHHHHH THEIR
GONNA GET USSSSSSSSSS...{ Rachel and Amber huddle together crying } I DONT WANNA DIE I DONT WANNA
DIE I DONT WANNA DIE ..{ just then .. they hear a series of fire noises ... } ....ehhhh { Rachel
and Amber say as they sit their fried to a crisp ... Amber and Rachel stand up infuriated .. and
scream } ( Amber and Rachel : KODAMA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
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Reply (Rachel)
::Rachel pulls out her grenade launcher that she "borrowed"/ stole from Fabricio:: DIE! DEVIL
SCUM! ::gets ready to fire a blast when Amber stops her:: (Amber) Rachel! Are you trying to kill
us?! One blow down here and we'll be in little tiny pieces which not even Tai-yi-jun would have
the patience to piece together! (Rachel-blinks innocently) Oh. ::hastily puts her grenade launcher
away while watching Amber carefully to make sure that she does not "accidentally" strangle her::
(Rachel) Uh.....WAIT! Where's my kodoma!? *search search* ::Suddenly, Rachel collapses in the
middle of the basement floor, eyes watering,:: (Rachel) WAAAAHHHH!!!!!!! WHERE'S MY KODOMA!