Okay here is chapter three .. and alot more to go .. Im not even have through the story yet ..
this I think was one weeks worth of e-mail.. oh well I hop you enjoy it .^-^
We dont own any of the characters .. except ah hell you know by now !!
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Reply (Amber)
Just then Rachel first evil Kodoma comes out { we can tell because he is the one with the flicked
smile } and in his hand his flam thrower ( Rachel ) NOOOOOO...DONT KODOMA {but it is to late Kodoma
already fries the other Kodomas ( Amber ) ouchi { Amber to is caught in the flame } { just then
Rachel goes bazurker mode and starts to chase the evil Kodoma ( Rachel ) COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE
SICK MONKEY YOU KILLED YOUR GREEN BROTHEREN HOW DARE YOU AND MY NEW PETS ..{ Kodoma merly runns
away like the evily Mima that was actually Roomy in Perfect Blue } ( Amber ) RACHEL ...WAIT UP ...
ITS NOT HIS FAULT HE HAS MULITITUES OF PERSONALITYS JUST THINK OF HIM AS A MINNY SIZED VERSION OF
LADY UN ..( Rachel ) THEN HE TO WILL..DIE LIKE HER BUT HE WONT BE RETURNING ( Amber ) { gulps..but
fallows Rachel to make sure she dosnt blow up the hose or somthing }
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Reply (Rachel)
::Rachel corners the evil kodoma:: (Rachel) I've got you NOW! Give up! And....(grabs the flame
thrower from him) GIVE ME THAT!!!!!!! ::The kodoma attempts to look sorry and clicks his head a
little in apology:: (Rachel-smirking) Oh, don't give me that innocent talk (Rachel understands the
kodoma's clicks like a spoken language)! I KNOW what you're up to! ::Kodoma grins evilly and
starts to swell larger and larger:: (Rachel-eyes suddenly gone wide with surprise) Woah WOAH!
I didn't know you were gonna do THAT! ::Suddenly, the kodoma's skin rippes and out of it steps a
humungous demon-like creature with glowing, gold cat-slit eyes:: (Demon) FOOL! You thought I was
a mere kodoma! HAh! I was only barely contained in the puny body and my powers are......*BOOM*
::The demon is cut off as a large explosion comes from the door, ripping his body apart and pretty
much destroying him beyond any recognition:: (Rachel-looks up) Wha? (Amber-from the doorway where
she's holding Fabricio's stollen grenade launcher) He sounded too much like Vegeta......(looks sat
Rachel and winks) Doncha think?
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Reply (Amber)
( Rachel) Amberrr you ..you ...you ..YOU KILLED THE EVIL KODOMA I WANTED TO HOW COULD YOU DO THAT
TO ME IT WAS MY REVENG ( Amber ) I..I....I juist saved your life how dare you say that ( Rachel )
how dare you fufill my revenge { Amber and Rachel had a staring contest lightning bolts flew then
it happened meow fitht cat fight ...Amber and Rachel go on for about another 2 hours befor they
are to exausted to finish Rachel and Amber lay their panting } ( Rachel ) I think the Kodoma won
( Amber ) {pant } ..Ditto { just then a Kodoma appeared out of no were and sat right between us
and started to click {Amber and Rachel start to cry } ( Amber and Rachel ) NO ...NO MORE PLEASE
NO MORE KODOMAS
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Reply (Rachel)
::Suddenly Rachel has a change of heart, realizes that she's addicted to kodomas and starts
huggling the little one of the floor::
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Reply (Amber)
{Rachel un awear off what she was doing accidentally poped its head off } ( Rachel ) Noooooooo
{ but then Rachel sees another one and clings herself to that one but the same thing happens
Rachell dose this through out the hole day and beside her a pile of Kodomas and their heads is
right next to her } ( Amber ) Rachel ...Rachel ..Rachel { Rachel looks at her with teary eyes }
you killed all the Kodomas { Rachel looks aroumd at the pille next to and starts to ball even
harder..Amber sighs } ( Amber ) YOU ARE IMPOSSIBLE RACHEL {Amber gets up and walks into another
room Rachel looks worried ..she thinks that Amber is leaving her ...but soon relaxes as Amber
Comes back with ) ( Amber ) Look at what I found Rachel ..I found him knocked out on the kitchen
floor { Rachels eyes widen with happiness } ( Rachel ) You ...YOU FOUND ASHITAKA
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Reply (Rachel)
(Rachel) WHEEEE!!!!!! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!!! ::Is still thanking Amber only seconds
later after she has leeched herself onto Ashitaka:: (Ashitaka-gagging while the ciruclation to his
head is being cut off) ACK! Stop! PLLLEEEAASSSSEEEEEE!!!!!! (Rachel) *heaven bliss heaven bliss
bliss bliss* ::Ashitaka's face starts going purple and Amber begins worring about his head popping
off:: (Amber-looking worried) Uh....Rachel......You might want to stop that before Ashitaka ends
up like one of your kodomas. (Rachel-looks up blinking-no longer squeezing Ashitaka) Oh.....*grins
like an idiot* I guess you're right! ^-^ ::She then leeches on to his waist (a little gently than
before):: (Amber-sweatdrop) Right ........(still a little worried) Perhaps Rachel did go senile....
....Nah!
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Reply (Amber)
( Amber ) Hey Rachel Ashitaka who wants to go to the mall { Rachel jumps up and downor joy ..
Ashitaka looks cluless } ( Ashitaka ) What is a mall ?( Rachel ) You'll see when we get their
( Amber has a worried look on her face ) Rachel maybe you should tell him ( Rachel ) Nonsence
he'll be fine { Amber sweatdrops } ( Amber ) I know I am going to regret this {Amber looks at
Rachel and Ashitaka who have Already started to head off } Well at least she is not killing
Kodomas any more ....
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Reply (Rachel)
::Rachel stands before the great length of the Laurel Mall, arms held out to either side,
sccenting the size of the building:: (Rachel-grinning) Welcome Ashitaka.....to Paradise!
::Ashitaka just stands there with his mouth hanging open. Finally, Rachel realizes that he's
not going to say anything and grabs his hand and Amber's leading them into the mall:: *Once they
are inside the mall* (Ashitaka-while gazing about in awe)Surely this is not Paradise.....this is
HEAVEN!!!!! (Rachel-still grinning) We haven't even been to Spencer's yet and you're ALREADY
calling this heaven! (slings her arm around Ashitaka's shoulders) You ain't seen nothin' yet!
::Once again, Rachel grabs Amber and Ashitaka's hands and leads them off into the mall::
(Rachel-STILL grinning) Where do you wanna go first Amber-sama?
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Reply (Amber)
( Amber ) Uh I know saterday Matinee { Amber runs down to the story } NOOOOOOOO.....{ Amber starts
to weap } NOOOO MY STORE {Rachel goes over to lend a shoulder to cry on } ( Rachel ) Its okay well
go find you a new stior to fauwn over ...I know how about Babagaes { Amber looks up at Rachel }
( Amber ) Do they have Anime { Rachel thinks for a moment } ( Rachel ) yah ..( Amber ) Okay lets
go { Amber grabs Ashitaka and Rachel and drages them off to the store } ( Rachel ) Uhm the stor
...is that way { Rachel points in the other direction } ( Amber ) I new that ..{ Amber and Rachel
and Ashitaka all make it to the store with out casualty...amber hops into the store...but Rachel
stops Ashitaka from fallowing } ( Rachel ) Wait dont fallow thins can get pretty ugly if she dose
not find any anime { 2 hours later Amber finaly comes out } ( Amber ) Rachel I got you and
Ashitaka something { Rachels eyes light up } ( Rachel) What ...What did you get me { Amber
pulls out two plushi Kodoma's }( Amber ) they have velcro on their neaks so that you cam pull
off and put their heads back on at any time { Rachel squels for joy while Ashitaka looks like
were are weird and off course we are }
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Reply (Rachel)
(Rachel-face lit up with delight) Oh my GOD! ::starts pulling the kodoma's head off and then
putting it back on:: (Rachel-grabbing Ahitaka and forcing him to watch) Look LOOK! See, their
heads pop right off!!!!!!! Look at that! ::Ashitaka just goes ten shades paler and tries to step
away:: (Rachel-growling) Oh no you DON'T! (grabs Ahitaka by the hand and starts dragging him and
Amber off through the mall) Now we go to favorite clothes store! ::It ends up that Rachel's
favorite clothes store was Sam Goody. While Amber digs around looking for anime CDs, Rachel drags
Ashitaka to the back of the store to the clothes. After several minutes of searching through their
selection, she finally finds one she likes and squeals in delight:: (Ashitaka-grimacing) I really
wish you would stop doing that. (Rachel-smiling sheepishly) Oh, sorry. But look what I found!
::proudly holds up a black t-shirt with a tiny black cat of the front and the words "Bitch Kitten"
on the back:: (Ashitaka-looking scared) That's nice.....I think. (Rachel-grabbing his atm and
dragging him to the front of the store) Buy it for me! Buy it for me! ::Ashitaka, not wanted to
contradict her, comes up to the cashier and places two lumps of gold on the counter. The cashier
just stares at the gold until Rachel gets smart and replaces that with money and keep the shiny
gold for herself. Ashitaka just looks confused at the strange money exchange. But he does have
much longer to be confused as Amber walks up and the next round of torture begins:: (Rachel) Otay
Amber, you're turn now! ^-^ Where do you wanna go?
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Reply (Amber)
{ Amber thinks for a little bit...Ambers eyes light up } ( Amber ) I know I wanna go get something
to eat ...So to the Food Court we go { Ashitaka looks up } ( Ashitaka ) Now there is something I
know about .... I almost forgot how nice it was to go down the street and buying freashly made
bread { As Ashitaka is bring back old memories Amber and Rachel are laughing knowing it would be
nothing like he remembered back home } ( Rachel ) Come one Ashitaka let me show you are food court
{ Rachel says with a hint of amusment in her voice} ( Amber ) Yah ...I want Taco Bell or no wait
NO I want Master Works ..Chicken and rice ...or maybe ...I could get Mc. Donalds { Ashitaka eyes
light up } ( Ashitaka ) YOU HAVE A MC DONALDS TOO { Amber and Rachel look at ashitaka as if had
hit his head or something }( Rachel ) DUH ( Amber ) I guess that Mc Donalds has spred its fame
not just all over this world but into other dimensions { rachel crosses her arms } ( Rachel )
You know Mc Donalds are like happy little rabbits .. one day you see a burger king the next day
Mc Donalds has taken over with at least two more right next to it ..( Amber ) Enough talk about
Mc Donalds its making me hungry ...{ Rachel purks up } ( Rachel ) Alright lets go get
something to eat { Rachel turns around to Ashitaka} you hungry Ashitaka ...{ Ashitaka's eyes
light up once more ..as he shakes his head like a overly excited child }
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Reply (Rachel)
::It ends up that Ashitaka ends up grabbing both of the girls hands this time and drags them off
through the mall towards the food court:: (Amber-blinking) How does he know where to go?
(Rachel-smiling) He's a hunter by nature. His keen nose is leading him straight towards the food!
(Ashitaka-ignoring them but seemingly determined beyond all reason to reach the food court).....
........ ::The moment they reach there, Amber heads off to Master Works or where ever it was she
felt like eating and Rachel dragged Ashitaka off to Taco Bell:: (Ashitaka- complaining like a
stubborn child) But I want Mc Donalds! (Rachel-smiling sweetly) But you've had enough of Mc
Donalds to last you a lifetime. Try this kind of food while you're here. (Ashitaka-still looks
angry but nods and decides to go with her anyway. Afterall, he IS her bishonen since he came from
her bishonen ball)Yeah....ok. ::So, Rachel and Adhitaka both get kids meals from Taco Bell and
meet Amber in the center of the food court where, we find that Amber has found friend::
(Rachel-grinning from ear to ear) Oh, hi Wufei. So nice to see that someobe from Gundam Wing
finally worked his way into this story! ^_^ (Wufei-growling) I couldn't help it. This little
onna found me and has been leeched onto my side ever since! (Ashitaka-amazed and awestruck by
Wufei's shinny smooth black hair) My goodness! (scuttles over and reaches up to run a tentative
hand of the surprisingly soft hair du) It.....it looks like a shell and yet...... (lifts up a few
strands) it can move! This...this is truly a wonder! ::Even just stands around staring at each
other, sweatdropping. Then, Rachel grabs Ashitaka and Amber by the arm and leads them over to a
table:: (Rachel-motioning for Wufei to sit down next to Amber) Now, let's eat! I'm starving!