Okay here is the fourth chapter .. sigh .. I WISH YOU PEOPLE WOULD REVIEW .. anyway .. I
hope you enjoy .. !!
P.S. i dont own any of the Gundam Characters or Princess Mononoke !!







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( Amber ) Hey Wufei you want some of my chicken ...It is chinieses { Wufei looks up and shruggs
his sholders and gives Amber his plate so she can put some on } ( Amber ) Nuhu Wufei I get to feed
you ( Wufei ) Onna I am not a child { Amber pouts } ( Amber ) Please ( Wufei ) Fine { Amber jumps
up and down for joy then settals down again and starts to feed Wufei } ( Wufei ) this actually isnt
so bad { While Amber continued to feed Wufei Rachel decided that it would be fun to feed
Ashitaka } ( Rachel ) Ashitaka can I feed you too {Rachel says giving him puppy eyes }
( Ashitaka ) Uh okay { Rachel too jumps up and down for joy and begins to feed Ashitaka ..
After all the Nachos were gone started on the berito ..after countless times of trying to cutt the
berito into bit size pecies Rachel gave up and shoved the hole berito into Ashitaka's face not
carring if he choked ...then Rachel promptly took out the kodoma that amber had baught her and
started to rip his head off then putt it back on then rip it off again } ( Wufei ) You know you
look exactally like Heero dose when he is around barbi dolls { Amber ignores What Rachel and Wufei
are talking about a look at Ashitaka } ( Amber ) Ashitaka are you all right { Amber watches as the
berito slides down his face leaving a trail of guacamolie behind ..amber breaks down in laughter }
...{ Wufei and Rachel stop their convesation to look at Amber then look at Ashitaka ...Rachel too
breaks down in laughter ..Wufei looks at them uninterested ...Ashitaka growls and runs off }
( Rachel) No wait I am sorry { but it was to late Ashitaka was long gone }
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::Rachel leans back in her chair, unconcerned:: (Rachel- looking confident) He'll be back. He'll
be back. (Amber-looking confused) How are you so sure of that? (Rachel-grinning and holding up
Ashitaka's bishonen ball) Because he belongs in here. (Amber) Oh. ::Goes on feeding Wufei while
Rachel reaches over and eats the rest of Ashitaka's unfinished nachos::
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:: Just then Ashitaka came running back screaming :: ( Ashitaka ) WERE IS THE OUT HOUSE ....WERE
IS THE OUT HOUSE !! ( Rachel -grinning ) See I told you ... ( Ashitaka -while still running
around ) WERE ARE THE OUT HOUSES ( Rachel - still grinning ) we dont have any :: Ashitaka goes
pale :: ( Ashitaka ) WHAT!! ( Amber ) Nope no out houses ...:: Wufei starts to get pissed ::
( Wufei ) Onna's you are evil !! ( Amber and Rachel ) Yah ..we know :: Wufei gets up and grabs
Ashitaka :: ( Wufei ) We have things in this world called ...Bathrooms ..they are like clean out
houses and their is no hole in the ground :: Ashitaka just blinks :: ( Amber) Do you think Wufei
will need to show Ashitaka how to use toilt paper :: Rachel just falls on the ground laughing at
the thought of Ashitaka asking Wufei what this paper was for and what happened to the leaves ::
(Wufei -mad ) Onnna ..( Amber ) What ?? ( Wufei ) He dosnt know how to use tolit paper !! ::
Amber and Rachel fall on the ground laughing ::
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::Wufei and Ashitaka return moments later, Ashitaka looking relieved and Wufei just looking
plain pissed off:: (Wufei-while sitting down and crossing his arms) He didn't know how to use
toilet paper. ::Rachel and Amber giggle:: (Ashitaka-sitting back down next to Rachel and picking
through what's left of his cold nachos) Truly this world is an amazing place......... ::Amber and
Rachel's giggles turn to full fledged laughter. Wufei endures this for several seconds and then
starts to get angry:: (Wufei-growling) I believe we have daudled here enough onnas. May we go now?
(Amber-turns and looks innocently at Wufei) What's the magic word? (Wufei-grumbling) I'll kill
you. (Amber-shaking her head) Nope, only works for Heero.(Wufei-growling) Let's go before I blow
your head off. (Amber-grinning and shaking her head) Nope, only works for Quatre in ZERO mode.
(Wufei-snarling) Please? (Amber-hops up out of her chair) OTAY! ::Everyone gets up as well and
Rachel and Ashitaka follow laughing behind::
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( Amber ) So Wufei were do you wanna go :: Wufei thinks for a little bit :: ( Wufei ) Do they have
a gun store here ..:: Amber and Rachel sweatdrops :: ( Amber ) NO.. :: Ashitaka starts to get
pissed he hates guns :: ( Wufei-winning ) But I wanted a new gun :: Ashitaka is now fumming ::
( Wufei) I heard that they have a new sniper on the market :: Ashitaka finaly snaps ::
( Ashitaka ) HOW CAN YOU WANT TO BUY SUCH A HORRIBLE DIVICE .....DO YOU WANT ALL OF MAN KIND TO
TURN INTO DEMONS AND THE WORLD THEN BECOMES JUST A DEAD LIFLESS PICE OF ROCK FLOATING IN
SPACE .....HU WELL DO YAH :: Amber Rachel and Wufei sweatdrop:: ( Rachel ) Okay ...I think it is
time for Ashitaka to take a nap ....comeone into the ball :: As Ashitaka and Rachel argue Amber
spots none other than Duo running to the food court :: ( Amber-talking to self ) Who Deja vu ...
I dont think I should tell Rachel about this :: Amber sighs then foucuses back on Ashitaka and
Rachel :: ( Ashitaka ) I will not go back ( Rachel- with arms crossed ) Yes you will ( Ashitaka )
NO .....I wont ( Rachel ) Alright Ashitaka thats it :: Rachel presses a button on the beshionen
ball then ....shlurp Ashitaka gets sucked up into it like as if he were playing jumanji ::
( Rachel ) Well that takes care of that ..I let him out after he calms down ...so Wufei were do
you wanna go ( Wufei ) I dont know ....a book store ...something just not a toy store :: Amber
and Rachel smile and drage Wufei off to the book store ::
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::Rachel and Amber storm the bookstore, feverishly searching for any mangas or anime comics::
(Rachel-noticing a little shifting sensation on her hip) Huh? (pulls out Ashitaka's bishonen ball)
Huh? You want out? (the ball shakes vigorously) Can I trust you to behave and not go screaming
about how the whole world will be plunged into darkness because Wufei MIGHT get another gun?
(momentary pause and then the ball starts shaking again) (Rachel sighs) Ok. ::Seconds later,
she opens up the bishonen ball, letting Ashitaka out in the open again ignoring the stares she's
getting from people when she just made some guy materialize out of nowhere:: (Ashitaka-looking
around, surprised by the change) Wow.....where are we now? Does your mall have a library in its
depths? (Rachel-shakes her head and sighs) Not....exactly. ::Rachel silently wonders where Wufei
and Amber are::
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:: On the other side of the book store:: ( Amber ) Comeone Wufei let me see what you got comeone
let me seee :: Wufei growls :: ( Wufei ) Onna no !! ::Amber gets teary eyed :: (Amber ) fine if
you want it that way I will tever feed you again :: Looks at me in shock :: ( Wufei ) Nooooo you
cant do that .... i love it when you do that :: Amber crosses her arms ::(Amber ) Fine tell me
then :: Wufei sighs:: ( Wufei ) Fine ... :: Whispers in Amber ear .... Ambers eyes go wide and
she blushes :: ( Amber ) You would learn that for meeee :: Wufei nods :: ( Wufei ) But remeber
itr is our little secret dont you dare tell that other onna about it :: Amber nods and gives Wufei
a kiss :: ( Amber ) I wounder where rachel and Ashitaka are ? :: Just then Amber sees Rachel
draging a crying Ashitaka over to them:: ( Rachel ) Come on Ashitaka !! ( Ashitaka ) NOOO I WANNA
GET THE DEER BOOK ( Rachel ) NO!! (Ashitaka ) THEN LET ME GET THE OTHER ONE :: Rachel growls ::
( Rachel ) Absolutly NOT ( Ashitaka ) Waaa !!! :: Amber and Wufei sweatdrop ...Rachel sets down
the crying Ashitaka and walks over to Amber and Wufei for some peace and quiet :: ( Amber ) What
was that all about ? ( Rachel - sighing ) Well I found this book and Ashitaka wanted me to read
it to him ... It was called Dear Diary ..Find Out a Womans True Feelings ... The problem was he
thought that it meant Deer as in the animal ( Wufei ) So what was the other one :: Rachel's
eyebrow twitched :: ( Rachel ) Lets just say that it was a very naughty book one that the
fabricio would be pround of ( Amber and Wufei ) Ohhhhhh
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::They drag Ashitaka out of the store still sniffling a little:: (Ashitaka-whining) But it in Iron
Town ALL the woman have their breats sticking out like that! (Rachel) NO THEY DON"T!!!!!!!!! They
have such a thing as clothes!!!!!!! You want me to start ripping your shirt off?! ::People start
staring at the little foursome standing in the middle out the mall, the lighter haired of the two
girls yelling as the strangely dressed boy about ripping his shirt off:: (Rachel-stopping in mid
yell and looking around) Uh...I think we should move on before someone calls security. (glares at
Ashitaka) I WAS going to ask where Ashitaka wanted to go next. But after this display of TRUE
masculine behavior....I don't think I can trust him. (Wufei-twitching and growling) What would you
know about masculine behavior? (Rachel-already walking away with Amber and Ashitaka) Obviously a
lot more than YOU do.
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:: Wufei growls :: ( Wufei ) YOU...I ...OHHH When I get My hands on you ....I ..ohhh :: Amber
sighs :: ( Amber ) Wufei ...The only one that you will be touching is me so shut up :: Wufei
froze and his face paled but he followed silently behinde :: ( Amber to Rachel ) Works every
time :: Ashitaka lools confused :: ( Ashitaka ) What did you say to Wufei :: Amber smirks ::
( Amber ) My little secret.
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(Rachel-grinning too) I'll have to remember that one for Duo. (Ashitaka-looking confused) Who is
Duo?
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:: Rachel walks off :: ( Ashitaka ) Come on who is Duo ...is he a dog .....or food ...come on
I wanna know?!?!?!:: Amber sighs then drags the paralized Wufei over to were Rachel is ......
Ashitaka shruges then fallows ...seeing as every one has walked off on him :: ...:: 3 hours
later :: Rachel ) Man ...I am board ...who wants to go :: Amber smiles and raises her hand ..then
forcefully raises the paralized Wufei's :: ( Rachel ) What about you Ashitaka :: Ashitaka smlies
in a weirdly ...something he usally dosnt do :: ( Ashitaka ) Can we go their :: Ashitaka says
while pointing to a commercial on the TV in a display window :: .... :: Rachel smiles and nods her
head :: ( Rachel ) okay Ashitaka we can go their .... :: Amber has stars in her eyes :: ( Amber )
We are realy going to go their :: Rachel nods her head :: ( Rachel ) Lets go to the beach ::
Wufei breaks out of his paralyzed state :: ( Wufei ) WHATTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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(Rachel-stars in her eyes) Oh that would be soooo cool!!!!!!! And I could use some work on my
tan!!!!! (silently pictures Ashitaka in a navy blue Speedo and sighs) Oh that would be perfect.
(Amber-stars in her eyes too) Yeah! I wanna go too! (taps her chin idly) Hmmm....but which beach?
(Wufei-growling) Onnas we are NOT going to the beach! (Rachel-ignoring Wufei) Well, my grandparents
rent out this really nice three room condominium all year long and South Carolina is really nice
this time of year too. Besides, thier little group of condos has a pool too! (pictures Ashitaka in
the Speedo again only with her in a matching
one). (Wufei-snarling) Onnas! We are NOT going!!!!! (Ashitaka-pleased) Yakul loves to wade in the
water! ^-^ (Rachel-sweatdropping) I dont think they let...animals in the water. Even ones as smart
as Yakul......but I don't think they'll have a problem with him getting in the ocean! ^-^
(pictures Yakul in a navy blue Speedo and face faults). (Amber-grinning) Yeah! And we could all
take rides on him too! ^-^ (Wufei-roaring) ONNAAASSSSSS!!!!!! (Amber, Rachel, and Ashitaka-turn
around to glare at him while sounding annoyed) WHAT!? (Wufei-calm but still in an angry tone) We
are NOT going to the beach! No way, no how! (Rachel, Amber, and Ashitaka all look at each other
and then say in unison) He's going! ::Grabbing Wufei firmly by the arms, all three of them drag a
screaming and protesting Wufei out of the mall and off to Quatre's mansion:: (Rachel-grinning and
holding firmly to Wufei's left arm) I wonder if Quatre will let us use his private jet.....I
better call my grandparents first.
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:: Everything cheaked out with Quatra and her grandma ...but the only problem was that their was
only two rooms .... but no one seemed to care except Wufei :: ( Wufei ) Are we their yet :: Amber
sighs it was only the hundredth time he had asked her :: ( Amber ) NOOO....... why do you keep
asking !!! :: Wufei was holding his nose :: ( Wufei ) I dont think you taught Tarzan here how to
use deodorant !!! :: Amber and Rachel burst into laughter :: ( Wufei ) It is not so funny when you
have to sit next to him :: Amber is now realy getting anoyed by his stupidity:: ( Amber ) Maybe
I left you paralyzed for too long ...I think it did permanent damge :: Rachel nods her head in
agreement :: ( Wufei ) What should I do he smells ?!?! :: Amber growls :: ( Amber ) Why dont you
move !!!! thats logical :: Wufei is getting tick off at the way Amber is talking to him ::
( Wufei ) Fine I will just to prove a point that I dont need you to keep me company :: Amber was
awestruck ::( Amber-sating to self ) He wanted my company ........I must of left him aralyzed
longer than I thought ......hey wait this could actually work to my advantage ......heck if Rachel
can get Ashitaka to sleep with her then I can definatly get Wufei into bed with me ... with the
state he is in heh heh :: Amber smiles evily to her self ....Rachel looks at her as if she had
just smoked weed or something :: ( Rachel ) Amber are you on weed :: Amber gives Rachel smile and
runns over to tell her what had happened to her and Wufei and about her plan to get Wufei in the
same room at least :: ( Rachel ) You are a evil onna ....Now I know why Wufei calles you that ....
so are you gonna test to see if you screwed his brain up enough :: Amber thought for a momment
then nodded and headed over to the other side of the plane were Wufei was :: ( Wufei ) What do you
want onna :: Amber smiles :: ( Amber ) I just wanted to say sorry thats all :: Wufei looked
stupified ..she had never apologized before :: ( Amber ) Are you okay Wufei ......Wufei.....::
Amber thought to her self ...maybe this will wake him up ....Amber bent over and planted a kiss on
Wufei :: ( Wufei ) I...I ...Forgot what I was going to say :: Amber smiled :: ( Amber ) Good !!
so can I sit next to you from now on and stay in the same room while we go to the beach :: Wufei
just nodded ...not realy paying attention to what Amber was saying :: ....:: Rachel got a wicked
idea she was going to try her luck on Ashitaka :: ( Rachel ) Hey Ashita...... what ...? WHAT ARE
YOU DOING ASHITAKA:: Ashitaka smiled :: Ashitaka ) I was cold so I decided to make a fire ::
Rachel smaked her head :: ( Rachel ) Ashitaka ... WE USE BLANKET'S when we are cold ...
we do not build a fire ...excpecially on a air plane
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