Okay the fith chapter .. please review .. PLEASE !! I get so depressed when I dont get many reviews ... I dont even care if it is a
flame .. THATS how desperate I am .. But anyway !!
This goes for the rest of my chapters .. I DONT OWN ANY OF THE ANIME CHARACTERS THAT WE USE IN
THIS FIC .. WE ARE POOR DONT SUE !!
Reply (Rachel)
(Rachel-trying to put the fire out while the built in sprinklers on the jet start going off) DAMN!
Ow! HOT HOT HOT!!!!!!! (Ashitaka-looking startled) Oh lok! It's raining! (Rachel-growling) Gimme
that! (grabs blanket from Ashitaka) And stop....stop being so....so.....I don't know! Stop being
so inelegegant! *seconds later when the fire is all put out and the sprinklers have stopped*
(Rachel-wringing out her hair) Whew! I'm glad that's over! (Ashitaka-off in the corner sniffling)
(Rachel-looking concerned and coming over to Ashitaka) What's the matter? (Ashitaka-still
sniffling) I....I don't like it when you....when you call me such big words. I am not used to
your way of life......I...I AM trying though! (Rachel-eyes get all watery and she leans down
quickly and hugs Ashitaka) OH! That's alright!!!!!! I luv you anyways! Even if you do act
inelegant half the time. ::Ashitaka eventually stops sniffling and Rachel has him sit beside
her while Amber and Wufei remain in the back of the plane (please note: Wufei-s hair was not
affected at all by the sprinklers). After this whole incident, everybody pretty much just goes
to sleep for the rest of the trip::
(Pilot) Please note that the pilot has put on the seatbelt light. Please prepare for landing.
(Rachel-looking up from where she was snuggled against Ashitaka's chest) Wha? Huh?
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Reply (Amber)
:: Wufei breathed a sigh of relif when he had heard that they were going to land .....but Amber
on the other hand was not so happy ..not really about the plane landing but something els :: ..
.. :: Amber had wraped her arms around her chest tightly ....Wufei seemed to notice this ::
( Wufei ) Whats wrong with you onna ..:: Amber ignored him and continued to look out the window
....this concerned Wufei she was always the arugative bunch of the group :: ( Wufei ) Woman are
you cold !! :: Amber gave Wufei how dumb can
you be look :: ( Amber ) NO WUFEI IM AS TOSTY AS A OVEN.!!!!!!!...DUH IM COLD ....I JUST GOT
DRENCHED ...BECAUSE ASHITAKA THOUGHT THAT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO HAVE A BARBACUE ON THE PLANE ...
but thats not half the problem :: Wufei became very interested in what this other thing was ::
( Wufei ) Well ....what is the other problem ?? :: Amber sighed and decided to tell him since
it would become clearly obvious later...:: ( Amber ) Okay ...come here :: Wufei leand over and
Amber wispered something in his ear ..:: ... :: The moment Wufei had heard this his eyes enlarged
and he jumped back in surprise :: ( Wufei) YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT BECAUSE YOU WEAR A WHITE TANK
TOP WHEN WET ....IT BECOMES ALMOST SEE THROUGH :: Amber blushed because off embarrasment and
anger :: ( Amber ) thank you Wufei FOR TELLING THE WHOLE
GOD DAMN WORLD !!!!!!!!:: Wufei snikered then started to smile evily ....Amber didnt like that
look and tightened her grip around herself :: .... :: Ashitaka was very interested in what Amber
and Wufei were yelling about ...but Rachel on the other hand was to busy to notice since she was
stareing out the window dreaming about Ashitaka in blue speedo :: ...::Wufei's grin widened as a
naughty thought came to his mide :: (Wufei ) This is something I ....have to see :: Amber paled .
..and Ashitaka was now walking over to Wufei and Amber:: (Ashitaka ) What are you two arguing
about :: Wufei turned around and wispered something into Ashitaka's ear ....Ashitaka's eyes
widened :: ( Ashitaka ) No way!!... This world is truly magical ... I wanna see ::Amber's jaw
droped to the ground :: ( Amber ) I...wh....n...you...I :: Amber was speachless ..Wufei has never
been that forward :: ( Wufei ) Okay now the fun begins :: Ashitaka and Wufei looked each other
then began to tickle Amber to death :: ( Amber ) HEEHAAAA ....WUF....HAAAA ...ST...HEEEAAAA...
OP ... :: Amber was trying to keep her self incontroll and keep herself covered .....finaly
Amber's voice in her head spoke to her ...Amber listened to it then agreed to what it said ....
Amber took a deap breath despite she couldnt breath because she was being tickled to death ::
( Amber) RAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :: Rachel imediatly
turned around and Wufei and Ashitaka imediatly stoped their assult :: ... :: Rachel was fumming
at the sight befor her eyes and was more pissed when she saw Ashitaka their to :: ( Wufei and
Ashitaka ) OH......SHIT
!!!! :: Rachel walked ...or stomped her way over to the bunch :: ( Rachel ) ASHITAKA WHAT
THE F*** ARE YOU DOING !!!!!!!!!! :: Ashitaka didnt awnser ...he just stood their looking
sorry ...then Rachel turned her attention to Wufei:: ( Rachel ) AND WHAT THE F*** WERE YOU
DOING :: Wufei to stayed
silent he too was ashamed at what they had done to his onna ::.... :: Rachel growled and went
over to a frightened Amber :: ( Rachel-in a soft voice ) What did they do to you ( Amber )
Those bastards they tried to ...rape me ... all because of this stupid white shirt :: Amber
pouted and crossed her arms ...she was taking it very well concidering what happened :: ( Rachel )
Now I understand what was going on :: Ashitaka and Wufei paled :: ( Wufei and Ashitaka ) WE DID
NOT DO THAT !! WE WOULD NEVER !! ( Rachel ) Ashitaka.......Wufei.....:: Rachel said while
pulling out a purse ...Wufi and Ashitaka fell to the ground and started to plead :: ( Wufei
and Ashitaka ) NO...NOT THE BRICK BAG !!!!:: Rachel smiled :: ( Rachel ) Oh yah...:: then
Rachel started her asult :: IF I EVER CATCH YOU DOING SOMETHING LIKE THAT AGAIN I WILL KILL
YOU ... ::A long string of curse words could be heard trailling out of Rachels mouth :: ....
:: In the bathroom Wufei had heard all yelling and decided to cutt his bathroom time for his
hair in half ....When Wufei walked out what he saw astonished him ....their on the floor was
him or someone that looked like him and Ashitaka being beat to death by Rachel ...and in the
seat where Wufei was sitting befor he made his trip to the bathroom was his onna with a distant
look of terror in her eyes ....what ever that thing did to his onna they were gonna pay ::
( Wufei ) WHAT THE F*** IS GOING ON :: Every one turned their attention to the real Wufei ...
every one's jaw drops to the ground except Amber who began to cry :: ( Amber ) I WAS BEING
USED!!!! :: with that Amber braught her hands up to her face totaly forgeting about her shirt
problem .....Ashitaka and both Wufei's stared like mindless zombies :: ( Ashitaka )
WOW they look even better than the ones back home !!! :: Rachel took her purse and knocked him
unconsious ...:: ( Rachel ) I dont think we need to hear his two sence ..it is his nap time any
way :: Just then the fake Wufei got up and started to laugh:: ( Fake Wufei ) MUHAAAAA ...
my mission is complet I have gathered the pictures for my creator Dr.Gero ... ( Rachel ) I
thought he was dead !!! ( Evil Wufei ) NO...he lived .... but he kinda lost his memory and
he siged up to be a picture taker guy for play boy magazin
....AND KNOW THAT I HAVE THEIS PICTURES WE CAN RULE THE WORLD MUHAAAA ::
Real Wufei and Rachel sweatdrop :: MASTER I HAVE THE PICTURES ...:: Just then Dr.Gero steped
out from the piolets liitle room where they fly the plane :: ( Dr.Gero ) Good work Wufei 2 ...
now I will become the ruler of this world ..lets get out of here :: Dr.Gero and Wufei 2 jumed
out of the
plane laughing all the way down :: ( Wufei ) Did you see them wearing a parishoot :: Rachel shook
her head ..... seconds later you heard a splat and a ouchi right after :: ( Wufei-sighing ) Rachel
go land the plane I need to talk to my onna for a second :: Rachel noded and headed to the
cockpit ...Wufei walked over to the crying Amber and sat down next to her :: Wufei- in a soft
voice ) Onna are you okay :: Amber didnt even look up just sat their and cryed some more ...Wufei
sighed and reached for Ambers face ...then pulled her face up to met his ...Amber looked at
him with tears streaming down her face :: ( Wufei ) What happened :: Amber started to hiccup ::
( Amber ) He tried to rape me... :: Amber said barly above a whisper :: ...:: Wufei's eyes
widened in shock :: ( Wufei ) HE DID WHAT !! :: Amber was about to say it again when Wufei
placed his finger over her mouth and hushed her :: (Wufei ) Im sorry I wasnt their to protect
you ^-^ :: With that Wufei gathered Amber into his arms and held her ^-^ ^-^ :: Rachel snikered
she had
been watching the whole thing ...then Rachel brought out one of her camras and took a picture
of them :: ( Rachel) One more to add the book :: Just then the unconsious Ashitaka started to
mummble something in his sleep :: Ashitaka ) Yahkul ...give me back my speedos ..they arnt a
chew toy .... Rachel wasnt suposed to see this me like this yet I was gonna wait until the end
of the trip to do that .. :: Rachel Amber and Wufei sweatdroped as Ashitaka mumbled again and
roled over and started to snore ::
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Reply (Rachel)
(Rachel-from the front of the plane, sitting before the control console and cracking her knuckles)
ALRIGHT! I can do this I'm READY!!!!! (just then she remembers something) Wait....I don't know the
first thing about flying a plane! And now we're all gonna DIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! ::Rachel flails
her arms wildly while screaming her head off about everyone dying a terrible death like Dr. Gero
and Wufei 2. Just then, Ashitaka came running up to the front, grabbed the little flight steering
wheel thing and pulls it into the right position. Moments later, the group not to mention the jet
....is safety on the ground and Ashitaka
steps back:: (Rachel-looking astonished) How the heck did you DO that? (Ashitaka-winking) After
fighting demons and gods and living through the destriction of a forest and it's lead spirit....
.you learn a thing or two.
(Rachel-looking suspicious) Like flying a plane? (Ashitaka-grinning sheepishly) No....not quite.
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Reply (Amber)
:: Rachel shakes of her earlier suspitions about Ashitaka and gave him a big huge :: ( Rachel )
Tanky Ashitaka I luv you ...you saved my life how can I ever repay you :: Ashitaka smirked at
the dream he had when unconscious :( Ashitaka ) Nothing right know ...:: Rachel was confused
but went along with :: (Rachel ) Okay it is time tio get off !! :: Rachel yelled :: Wufei )
Come on Onna it is time to get off :: Amber shock her head no :: Wufei ) Why not ( Amber )
Because remember my shirt ..:: Wufei paused for a
moment before taking off his coat and let Amber wear it :: Amber smiled at Wufei :: ( Amber )
Thanks Wufei :: Wufei just growled ::
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Reply (Rachel)
(Rachel-thinking) Hmmmm........ (then grabs Ashitaka's light blue shirt and starts pulling it off)
I wanna wear something of yours too!!!!!!! ::Ashitaka really doesn't get why she's trying to do
this but let's her have it anyway. Then, as soon as Rachel has his shirt, she starts walking
towards their waiting car (Quatre got it ready), whiling clinging to Ashitaka's partially
uncovered chest:: (Rachel-sighing) It's so smooth! I luv this!!!!!!!! ::Amber and Wufei just
floow behind, Wufei holding his coat about Amber's shoulders while she just walks closer to
him to cuddle against his shoulder:: *one hour later* ::Rachel stands in the doorway of her
grandparent's rented condo, holding the key:: (Rachel) prepare to me amazed peoples! They keep
such nice houses!!!!!!
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Reply (Amber)
:: Amber is awstruck :: ( Amber ) WOW...:: Amber looks around some more then spots the rooms
Amber looks in each one then choses which one she and Wufei should get :: ( Amber ) Me and
Wufei get this one :: rachel glares at Amber :: ( Rachel ) Nu HU me and Ashitaka do :: Amber
crossing her arms :: ( Amber ) No me and Wufei ( Rachel ) Me and Ashitaka (Amber ) Me and
Wufei ( Rachel ) Me and Ashitaka (Amber ) Me and Wufei :: this went on for quiet some time so
Ashitaka and Wufei decided to pick the rooms ..Wufei and Ashitaka walked into their rooms and
shut the door to help quiet the noise Rachel and Amber were making :: ( Rachel ) Me and
Ashitaka ( Amber ) Me and Wufei ( Ashitaka and Wufei ) SHUT UP !!! :: Amber and Rachel shut
up and walked into the rooms where their mates had chosen to sleep ::
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Reply (Rachel)
(Rachel-her voice muffled in her shirt) Ashitaka, would you turn around? I wanna change my
clothes, k? (Ashitaka-nodding and turning around) Okay. ::Now you see, what Rache forgot is
that in her grandparents house, all the cloest doors are covered in mirrors soooooo.....
Ashitaka (while facing one of these doors) got
quite an eye full:: (Rachel-casually as she slid her old bra off) Hmm....you're being awful
quiet. Just because I'm not looking at you doesn't mean you can't talk. (Ashitaka-sounding
breathless) Okay. (Rachel-bending over to dig around in her bag for clean underwear) Where
do you want to go tomorrow? (Ashitaka-still sounding breathless) To the breasts....I mean
beach! We could have a lot of fuck...I mean fun there. (Rachel-sounding suspicious) Are you
sure? (Ashitaka-talking hastily, trying to cover up his mistakes) Well....you keep saying that
you wanna work on your tits..I mean tan! So...why not?! (Rachel-sounding mollified) Fine by me,
as long as you don't mind. (Ashitaka-gulping softly) Not at all. (Rachel-still in a chatty
pleasant tone totally unaware of what Ashitaka is seeing) And after that do you think we could
go shopping? (Ashitaka-breathless still) Why nut.....I mean not? I also remember you saying
you needed to get some lotion and perhaps a walking dick...I mean stick in case we wanna hike.
(Rachel-sounding suspicious again) Okay......(turns around) Okay, I'm done, you can turn around
again. ::Ashitaka does turn around and his jaw drops straight down at what he sees. Rachel is
wearing nothing but a pair of panties, well concealed by an amazingly long shirt which just
happens to be the smooth, soft, clingy kind, and since she's planning to sleep...she's not
wearing a bra:: (Rachel-innocently kissing him on the cheek
and the jumping into bed with a bounce) Well....are you gonna sleep in the bed or on the
floor? (Ashitaka-quietly) Bed. (Rachel-lays down and pulls the covers up to her chin) Good! ^-^
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Reply (Amber)
:: Amber very well aware of the mirrors goes in the bathroom to change :: Wufei ) OnnaI wont
look I swear ( Amber -while walking into the bathroom ) Its not that I dont trust you Wufei
its...just well ...I dont trust you : Wufei sighs but then gets a naughty idea and tries to
peek through the key hole ...but with no avail Amber has putt her shirt on the door knob...
you hear a string off cursing coming from Wufei's mouth and something about Ashitaka being
very lucky :: ( Amber ) How dumb dose he think I am !!!
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Reply (Rachel)
(Wufei-sitting on the bed and fuming) Why does Tarzan boy oggle his onna and I don't get
jack diddly! (Amber-from the door) Okay Wufei! I'm ready for bed! ::Amber is once again
in one of Wufei's long white shirts and boxers but the long shirt seems amazingly cling
for something that was meant for a man and since Amber (like Rachel) was getting ready
for bed, and so she has no bra on:: (Wufei-sounding dazed and breathless) Yeah........ ::So,
the two of them settle in for a good nights rest while across from them Ashitaka is enforcing
and extreme show of will power:: (Ashitaka-while laying perfectly and thinking forecefully to
himself) I will not touch! I will not touch! I will not touch! I will not touch!
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Reply (Amber)
:: Wufei watches as his onna gets into bed and pulls the covers over her shoulders :: ( Wufei )
I am going to be a good little boy ...I am going to be a good little boy( Amber -voice muffled
from under the covers ) Did you say something Wufei ( Wufei-studering) N..N...N..N..no:: Amber
roles over exposing her covered chest from under the blankets :: ( Wufei ) .Uh uh uh Im a good
little boy Im a good little boy :: Wufei thinking to himself :: How am I supposed to not touch ...
..comeone Wufei think of an exuse for them to
be their .....:: Wufei thinks :: I know I'll say that it happened when I fell asleep and my
hand just atomaticaly wraped around you ...yah that will work....I wounder how ashitaka is
handling it with his onna :: With that Wufei layed down and wraped his hands around Amber
and "wink wink " as they acidently touched the no no place
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Reply (Rachel)
(Ashitaka-wide awake) I will not touch! I will not touch! I will not touch! I will not....will
not ........ ::Ashitaka pauses briefly in his fierce litany to look over at Rachel who is sound
asleep, curled up facing him:: (Ashitaka-lays quickly back down on his back and starts up again)
I will not touch! I will not touch! I will not touch! I.....will.......... ::Pauses again as a
particarily naughty thought popped into his mind:: (Ashitaka-thinking to himsef while looking
over at Rachel again) Is she's asleep, perhaps she won't notice.......maybe...... ::Waiting
several seconds, Ashitaka finally gathers his courage and reaches over tentatively. Then..
..his hand makes contact with one of the *wink wink* no no places and he immdiately pulls
it back, hiding behind his pillow, prepared to face Rachel's wrath. And yet.......the minutes
drag on and there's.....nothing. Looking up cautiously, Ashitaka is very surprised and perhaps
a little pleased to find that Rachel hasn't moved and is still asleep. Thinking that perhaps
he can get away with it again and .... maybe more, Ashitaka starts to reach over again when
suddenly, Rachel shifts and rolls over on her
back:: (Ashitaka-staring at her back and weeping) Nooooooooooo.........
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Reply (Amber)
:: Back in Wufei and Ambers room :: ( Wufei ) Im a bad little boy ...Im a bad little boy ...
Im a bad little boy:: Wufei said as he hand his hand resting on the "Wink Wink " no no place ::
(Wufi ) Why Why ..Why dose this onna do this to me ....I have never felt this way about any other
onna ...why her .:: Just then Amber stiered in her sleep ...Wufei quikly removed his hand and laid
on his back so that it looked that he was asleep ...but when it ended up that Amber had just
shifted into a more comfortable posision on her side facing him Wufei gave a sigh of relif and
again placed his hand back on the "wink wink" no no place
:: ( Wufei ) Maybe I could take it a step further Wufei began to add light presure making it
more enjoyable for him ::Just then one of Ambers legs moved under the covers ...and rested
it self onto Wufeis stomach and down between his legs ...Wufei gulped :: { okay Rachel dont
take this the wrong way if I sleep with my body pillow I autimatically wrap my leg around it
so ..I thought eh lets use it to Wufei's advantage} :: Wufei stared at Amber ..woundering if
she was doing this on pourpose just to get a reaction out of
him ....and it was.., Wufei's friend was now saying hi to Amber right now :: ( Wufei ) Now
what ?!?!
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Reply (Rachel)
*In Ashitaka's and Rachel's room* (Ashitaka-still weeping and staring up that cieling) I don't
get anything out of a town entirely FULL od women, how can I EVER hope to get anything out of
one girl....... ::Ashitaka is cut off as Rachel stirs and rolls over again, curled up facing
him:: (Ashitaka-eyes lighting up) Nows my chance! ::Starts to reach over again when he is
startled into stopping when he finds Rachel reaching towards him. Seconds later though,
Ashitaka finds himself in a very tight and painful sleep hug:: (Ashitaka-facing turning
funny colors) Rachel.....Rachie......Ray Ray! Let go *gasp* please! I *gasp* can't
*gasp* breathe. ::Rachel just continues hugging him until she starts to roll over again, taking
him with her and nearly snapping his neck as she does so::
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Reply (Amber)
::Startled by the noise Wufei releases hi grip on Amber's " wink wink " no no place :: ( Wufei)
Now look at what they did they broke my consintraition :: but Wufei's thought's were soon broken
when Amber rubbed her leg up and down her body was tring to streatch out reliving Amber of her
sore mucles .... just then Amber started to mummble something :: ( Amber-mummbling ) I ...luv
you Wufei dont leave me :: When Wufei heard this he was about to wake Amber up and tell her
that he will always be their for her ..but then
decided against it since Wufei accidentaly opened Ambers shirt up to get a better hold of
her "wink wink" no no place ..so Wufei just wraped his arms around her re attatching his
hand to her " wink wink " no no place and began to drift off ::