***Sarah, Tifa, Red, Cloud, Sephiroth, and Vincent sit on the couches in the REC room, watching TV. Reno and Rude are sitting at the bar, drinking. Cid, Yuffie, Reeve, and Barret are nowhere to be found. Tseng and Elena are in the kitchen together, baking cookies.***
Sarah- *starts channel surfing, once again*...Boring. ...Stupid. ...Ack! I HATE infomercials..
Red- Television is bad for the brain.
Cloud- What?
Tifa- Be strong, Cloud!
Cloud- Who?
Tifa- *sigh*
Sephiroth- *mumbles* Stupid puppet..
Sarah- *turns off the TV* You know what?
Vincent- *is the only one, besides Sephiroth, paying attention*..?
Sephiroth- What?
Sarah- It's Bunni's birthday. I wanna have a party, and her birthday is a good excuse for one, neh?
Sephiroth- Bunni?! She's stalking me!! *pales*
Vincent- *smiles*
Sarah- *grins evily* I know.
Sephiroth- *whimpers, then narrows his eyes angrily* You can't! I am God! I will NOT allow it!!
Cloud- *jumps up, his Ultima sword in hand* What about my feelings?!
Tifa- *nudges Cloud in the ribs* Wrong scene, hun. *looks around for Cloud's wheelchair*
Cloud- Oh.. *sighs* I'm taking a break. *goes outside*
Sarah-...Right. *her attention snaps back* Too bad.
Tifa- Wait, Cloud! *runs after him, dragging the newly found wheelchair with her*
Sephiroth- I'll summon Meteor again if I have to go!! *holds up the black orb*
Vincent- Sephiroth, that's a black marble..
Sarah- *snickers* I wonder where the Black Materia went..?
Red- *looking up from his cat nap, even though he isn't a cat..* Didn't you take it, Sarah?
Sarah- Yeah.. *glares at Red, then smiles, running over and hugging him* I love you! And your glowing tail!
Sephiroth- *unsheathes his Masamune, ready to impale Sarah* Kill..
Vincent- *coughs*
Sarah- *is busy staring at Red's tail* Hmmmm....
Sephiroth- *is right behind her* DIE!!
**Suddenly, Bunni comes in, spots Sephiroth and clings to him, knocking him off balance**
Bunni- Oh! Sephy!
Sephiroth-Get off me, woman!! *drops his Masamune*
Sarah- *turns around and spots the sword* Sephiroth! Just what do you think you are doing? I work long hard hours, and when I come home, you treat me like...like..like this?! *jumps up and shakes her finger at him* Bad!
Bunni- Yes, bad!*Jumps up also and mimicks Sarah*
Sephiroth- *grabs his special sword again, and this time lunges at Bunni, chasing her through the hallway and through the front door* And don't come back!
Bunni- Ok, I love you too!!
Sephiroth- Ugh....
**The doorbell rings.**
Sarah- *runs to the door* I'll get it!! *spots Bunni now chasing Sephiroth around the yard with his Masamune in her hands, and returns her attention to the person at the door* Hi there...
??- Bwahahahaha!! I got in!! *flies through the doorway with new pink fairy wings*
Sarah- *catches Carlos Juan by his untied shoelace* Ahem..
CJ- *is stopped* NOOOOO!!!! I must get in and be the perverted bastard that I am!!
Bunni- *runs in through the doorway, slamming it shut and locking it* HA! Wait.. I miss my Sephy!!!! *her eyes well up with tears*
Sarah- *rolls her eyes* Anyway, Bunni, go to Reno and Rude. Tell them I have a job for them... *jerks on CJ's shoelace* And you.
CJ- *grinning perversly* Oh, please don't BEAT me!!! Please!!
Sephiroth- *ramming the door* Let me kill her!!
Sarah- *yelling* NO Sephiroth! *to CJ* I'll give you to someone named Hojo if you don't shut up.
CJ- So..? *blinks*
Sarah- *snaps her finger, and CJ is transported, in a cage, to Hojo's lab*
CJ- Oh Sarah! You're so kinky!!
Hojo- *giggles insanely* OH! A new specimen!! Now I'll be able to do all my experiments again!!
CJ- *whimpers*
**Back to the 'Place'.**
Bunni- *claps* My birthday is today!!
Sephiroth- *is tied to a chair, a little kids birthday hat on his head. Duck tape covers his mouth* MHH!!
Sarah- *smiles* Yeah, and is EVERYONE here happy for her? *glare*
All- *all being Cloud, Tifa, Barret, Aeris, Cid, Red, Vincent, Yuffie, Reeve, Reno, Rude, Elena, Tseng, and Sephiroth* Yes ma'am!
Sarah- Good. *motions to Bunni's presents* There you go. Open mine first.
Bunni- Okay!!! *runs towards the pile of presents*
Reno- *is, for once, sober* Uh... Need... alcohol..
Rude- ...
Tseng- *tries to pry Elena off of his arm*
Elena- Tseng, I love you..
Tseng- Elena..
Elena- *hangs head* Sorry..
Cloud- I wonder what she got? *thinks* What did I get for my birthday? I can't remember!! AH!!
Tifa- *slams Cloud into the wheelchair* Stay!! *runs off with Cloud to another room*
Aeris- Hey!! Don't hurt Cloudie-poo!!
Sarah- *looks to Aeris* When did you come in?
Aeris- About ten minutes ago.. *thinks* I've been in my greenhouse since it was built..
Sarah- *nods*
Barret- I wuz wundrin'....
Cid- Do I give a %$&&% care, huh ^%^%!!!! *puffs on his cigarette*
Red- *looks at Cid* Did Shera throw you out of the house again?
Cid- $^$^^%&!!! ^%^%^^* cat-dog!!!
Barret- *laughs*
Vincent- *goes to Sarah* Um...
Sarah- *quirks a brow* Hmm..?
Sephiroth- *glares death at Sarah*
Vincent- ...Nothing. *sits by her*
Bunni- I can't find the present you have for me!!! *sniffs*
Sarah- *looks for Yuffie* Where's Yuffie?
Yuffie- *tries to tiptoe out of the room with Bunni's present from Sarah* Gawd!!
Bunni- *pounces on Yuffie, grabbing her present, her face falling* You.. got me... a.. card?!
Sarah- Look inside.
Bunni- *opens it to find...*
TO BE CONTINUED... Or will it?