Alternate reality (that means they are not sailor scouts, they are regular
people)
Title: Perfect Vacation
By: Jessica Conkling and Lisa
Jessie-chan: I am happy to be writing with Lisa!
She is a talented young author!
E-mail me at mercury_moon81@hotmail.com
Lisa: Well, hi everyone, and here is my second attempt at a romantic comedy.
I would like to thank Jessie-chan for allowing me to co-write this fic with her. Well,
that's all I have to say for now, and don't forget to e-mail me at LisaZUMstories@aol.com. Thanks, and enjoy our fic!
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Scouts are about 17 and they are planing a vacation ^^Also lets just pretend
in Japan you can start driving at 16 like in America PLEASE!
*puppy dog eyes* hee hee....
Disclaimers: *groans* Do we have to put this in here? Alright, Sailor Moon
and the others don't belong to us, but this story does. Please do not sue us! ^_^;;;
Rating: PG
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"REI!" Usagi wailed, "Why don't we go here?" Usagi asked as she pointed to
America."
Rei bonked Usagi on the head with a pillow.
"ODANGO! We don't have that kind of MONEY! WE NEED MONEY TO GET PLANE
TICKETS! WE DON"T HAVE MONEY!!!!" Rei shrieked.

Usagi rubbed her head,"Gosh Rei you don't have to be such a dictator about
these things I was just suggesting!"

"Its quite alright, Usagi, it would have been a nice idea, but we have to
think more along the lines of Japan first," said Ami as a matter of factly.

Chad was walking by the door and overheard their conversation, "Ya know! I
have a cabin up by MT. (can't remember mountain name) and it's right by the
hot springs and everything!" He said, and then was glomped immediately by
Usagi and Rei.

"CHAD! YOU OWN A CABIN!?" They both shouted at the same time. Silence was
all they heard
sice Chad was being squeezed to death.
:slurp:
:pop:
:slurp:
:pop:
:slurp:
:pop:
:slurp:
:pop:
"MINAKO! MAKOTO! WILL YOU CUT THAT OUT!" Rei yelled, her face turning red
with anger.
:slurp: :gulp: "Alright Rei." Makoto said as she set down her tasty Mountain
Dew.
:pop:
:chew chew chew:
:pop:
:chew chew chew:
:pop:
The girls all watched as Minako made a world record in bubble gum chewing
and
bubble blowing.

"MINAKO!" yelled Rei in a very threatening voice.
:swollow:
"REI! You made me loose my GUM!" Minako yelled, slightly ticked off.
"Oh! That's not all your going to loose!" said Rei as she rolled up her
sleeves. Makoto and Usagi grabbed on to her, pulling her back while Ami was
being
the shield for Minako.

"As I was saying I could LEND you all the keys to my cabin, but Andrew and
one of his friends also rented out two of the rooms. I forgot wich ones
though!"
He said cheerfully.

"REALLY CHAD!?" Usagi, Rei and Minako asked in union.

"Yep!" He proclaimed, very proud of himself that Rei was happy with him and
not
chasing him with that whicker broom of hers.

YAY!" All the girls chorused, very happy that they were going to get to go
on a
trip.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
*in the van on their way to the cabin*
:slurp:
:pop:
:snore:
:munch:
and breath>Rei thought silently as she clutched the steering wheel.
:slurp:
:pop:
:snore:
:munch:
:fuming temper:
:slurp:
:pop:
:snore:
:munch:
:fuming temper:

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

"Motoki, why is it AGAIN you HAD to rent a place out in the boonies, AWAY
from civilization!?" Mamoru yelled while crossing his arms across his chest.
Then he gripped the upolstry as Motoki barely missed his second car he
almost hit
that hour.
"AND WHY DID WE HAVE TO TAKE MY CAR!" He fummed, his eyes flashing angerily.

"Ahhh! Come on Mamoru! Lighten up and enjoy the scenery! plus......

"WAAATCH OUUUT!" Mamoru yelled, grabbing hold of the sterring wheel.

Meanwhile...
Usagi snored quietly, murmuing in her peaceful sleep...that is...until...
"Ahhhh!!!!!!!" Rei screamed, steering out of a red car's way as she stopped
at the side of the
road, air leaking out of a soon to be flat tire.
"Great! Just great!" She muttered as she walked towards the car car
angerily, preparing to give
the people in the car a piece of her mind...

"Just who do you think you are?" She yelled at the to men coming out. "We
are...huh?" Rei gasped, covering her mouth with her hand, in shock.
"Mamoru-san, Motoki-san?" She asked, dazed.

"Rei, what happened?" Four girls rushed out of the car, afraid that
something drastic had taken
place.
"Rei, I'm scared." Usagi says, walking towards Rei until...
"Mamoru-baka! Just what in the world are YOU doing here?" She inquired,
advancing towards him
and Motoki.

Mamoru rolled his eyes. "I don't NEED to answer that question, Odango Atama,
but if you really
want to know, Motoki, my so called friend here made me come on this stupid
trip, using MY car."
The shot a dirty look towards Motoki.
"Nani?" Motoki seemed confused. "I thought you wanted to go." He teased
lightly, a huge grin on
his face.
Mamoru rolled his eyes. "Yeah, whatever." He replied tiredly. "Now why don't
we get this over
with? Where are you going so we can take you there. Once you're there, call
up someone to fix
the flat tire, and all will be well again. Sound okay?" He inquired the five
girls.
"Well..." Makoto started, only to be muffled by Usagi's hand.
"No, it's not okay!" She shouted into Mamoru's face, blue fire dancing in
her sapphire eyes.
"We are stuck here because of you!"
Mamoru narrowed his eyes and glared at her. "It was Motoki who was driving."
He stated simply,
gesturing to his embarrassed friend.
"Uh...it wasn't me?" Motoki tried to play innocent.
"Usagi, why don't Mamoru and I drop you where you need to be, and then we
will fix everything?"

Usagi smiled brightly, stunning Mamoru and Motoki both by the sudden change
of attitude. "Great!
Arigato Motoki." She embraced him tightly.
"Uh...sure Usagi." He mumbled, staring at Mamoru will had a weird look on
his face. Was it
jealousy perhaps?

"So where do you need to go?"
"Um...to a cabin up in the mountains...belongs to Chad..." She scratched her
head. "I don't
really remember..."
Mamoru and Motoki's mouths dropped open, unable to be shut again.
Usagi noticed this, and thought weirdly of it. "Nani?" She asked curiously.

"You're going to stay at a cabin on the mountains? We are too! Chad also
rented us rooms there!
Well what do you know? We are going to be spending lots of time together."
Motoki, Ami, Rei,
Minako, and Makoto all stared at Usagi and Mamoru, rubbing their hands
together wickedly.

"Incoming looks...not good." Mamoru muttered.
"Uh-oh..." Usagi replied. She knew what her friends had in mind...to set up
Mamoru and her. And
guess what? The perfect opptortunity has presented itself...
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Jessie-chan: Oh my oh my, Looky here open opertunity for ROOM PICKING! *evil
cackle*
Lisa-chan gomen nasi, but I GET really carried away with chapter of the
humerous kind.
*evil grin* Fear me....
Lisa: *shudders*
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So the six people got into Mamoru's car, and drove up to the cabins in the mountains. Inside, they found different rooms...and just guess what would happen next...

"We get THIS room!" Ami and Mokato both said in unison as they slammed the door to the tree and water room.

"What is this??!! First come first SERVE?!" Mamoru yelled as he waved
his arms around
frantically. His anger clearly showing.

"Mamoru-baka, watch your language, or I'll stick Rei-chan on you," Usagi replied calmly
with an inocent smile.
Mamoru winced at the thought of Usa's best friends temper, "Okay, okay you
win!"

Minako and Motoki snook off together and ran into the Lilly room, and called
from the door,
"WE GOT THE LILLY ROOM!!!!!!!!"

"DARN! Come on Usagi before the other rooms are taken!"
But before Mamoru could comprehend why he was dragging Usagi with him to find a room together, they were prepared to run as fast as they could. But maybe it was because everyone was going off in pairs, OR MAYBE cause he actually liked her deep down.

Usagi stared at him, her eyes wide, and looked back at Rei as her best friend
seem to go farther and farther away.
Rei was stairing at them with bugg eyes too. friend? FOR HER
ENEMY!????? I DON'T BELIEVE THIS!!> Then she glanced around furiously,
DARN CAMERA WHEN I NEED IT!!???> She asked herself as she ran off to find one,
frantically rummaging through the bag and bags of luggage.

Meanwhile, Mamoru was draggin Usagi behind him going top speed,
(AN-Jessie-chan: The
way I picture it, reminds me of someone eager to get to their honeymoon ^^ I'm so mean to Usa-chan)

Mamoru found the room that said Rose Room and a light bulb clicked on in his
head.
"THIS is the PERFECT room!!" He replied out loud, then ran in the room, and flung usagi into the room into the closet where Usagi helplessly tried to get out, but with no avail. Mamoru gave a smile of male triumph, opened the door, (still oblivious that he draged his rival in the room
also) and yelled at
top of his lungs, " USAGI AND I HAVE THE ROSE ROOM!!!!" Then he shut the
door and locked it, a huge girn on his face. Then it hit him like a ton of bricks falling from the Empire State Building
(AN: OUCH!)
HE JUST SAID HE WAS SHARING A ROOM WITH USAGI!!!!

Usagi got out of the closet, VERY mad. One of her odango's was down and
the other
was falling out from being thrown into the closet, her clothes were ruffled
and her face was deeply flushed from after being nearly suffocated into the hot, stuffy closet.

"MAMORU-BAKA!!!" She screeched as she walked up to him, her eyes dark.
Mamoru was stunned as he saw the rest of her hair fall down from her usual odango hair
style.
She sat there yelling at him, only he wasn't listening, just watching her in
a fantasy land, a dreamy look in his eyes.
(AN: don't ask it, a guy thinking okay?)
He finally realized that she was yelling at him an he put his hands on her
shoulders trying to
calm her down. However, just when it couldn't get worse, Motoki busted through the door, thinking that Mamoru and Usagi were finally attempting to kill each other. What he saw was Usagi with her hair down, clothes ruffled,
and very flushed. What was more surprising was that Mamoru had his hands on her shoulders.

Motoki whistled loudly."Boy Romeo and Juliet never moved THIS fast!"
Rei came in and flashed a picture and just about died when she saw the
scene. "Whoa! Woo-hoo!"

Minako ran in, and upon seeing the couple, started to laugh and say, "I KNEW IT!!!!!" So that was when Makoto bursted in, her eyes searching around frantically for what everyone was whistling about.
When his eyes focused, the whistling did not stop. "Wow! You two must've really had some brain damage. You can actually withstand each other? And I thought you two were mortal enemies."

Usagi, eyes wide, tried to convince her friends that it was not what it seemed like. "Guys please. I mean, as if I could actually like Mamoru-baka over there, let alone stay in the same room with him." The second the words left her mouth, she regretted them.
She looked over at Mamoru, who had a hurt look on his face. "Usagi..." He murmured, not really knowing what to say.
Everyone stared at the couple, waiting to see who would make the firt move of killing each other. To their surprise, neither did.

Mamoru's hurtful look disappeared, and was replaced by a huge grin. "Well Usagi, we've gotten this far without killing each other. What makes you think I can't change your mind about how you feel towards me?"
"I...uh..." Usagi sputtered, not knowing what to say.
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Lisa's Notes: Well, there's the end to this chapter, and hope you;ve enjoyed minna. Please, please review. We really need your reviews! Anyway, my e-mail is LisaZUMstories@aol.com in case you want to send me any comments. Until the next chapter, ja ne!
And don't forget to e-mail Jessie-chan at mercury_moon81@hotmail.com! Arigato minna!